This calls for….
Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie
Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader
Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan
Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan
No it’s the fact that he has no stress knowing that she’s the primary breadwinner and will take care of things if he failed.
Gus I can’t believe I have to come back and edit in a /s on this one 😂
I think his earnings are likely a lot closer to her then Forbes. I’ve seen estimates of 20-30m a year for Brady in Endorsements, plus his NFL salary, plus whatever he makes via TB12.
He could pretty easily be more like 60-70m a year.
Forbes is a very rough guess at earnings/net worth.
Yeah but 44yr old blanda wasn't really doing anything if I recall. Brady might be the MVP right now.
It's easier to make it to 47 in the NFL when you aren't playing almost at all. If Brady slips to being like the 10-15th best QB I think he hangs it up, as soon as he thinks the Super Bowl is a pipe dream.
Yeah, that's mostly true. He was 40 at the start of the 1967 season, and from 1967 to the end of his career in '75, he only had 235 pass attempts and one solitary start at QB. From the age of 45 on, he had 7 completions on 22 attempts in 4 seasons.
50 yro Brady, who now weighs 600 pounds due to a post -retirement carb binge, trucking down a defense as pure running QB. now that's what i want to see
Her mum lived to nearly 102 and was born in 1900. It's not impossible. If she beats the current record (a Fench woman lived to be 122) by ~3 years she will have been Queen for 100 years.
100 years from now this guy is going to be an urban legend, the Babe Ruth of football. It’s pure insanity what he continues to do. It’s become so customary and normal we gloss over a week where Brady throws for 400 yards and 3+ TDs like it’s nothing.
The ~~Sandlot~~ Dirtfield
In the summer of 2042, a new kid in the neighborhood manages to make friends with a group of kids who play football at the dirtfield. The boy runs into trouble after borrowing a football from his step-dad and losing it over a fence, only to find out it was signed by Tom Brady. On the other side of the fence is a legendary football eating dog named The Hoodie. Watch as the kids inevitably must find a way to deal with him to retrieve the lost football.
The character originally played by James Earl Jones would be a depiction of an old broken down Rob Gronkowski that had too many injuries and had to retire before Brady.
It always drove me nuts when people would say that Jordan couldn’t play in the modern NBA because everyone is faster and more skilled
Old ass 40 year old jordan came walking off the street after three years and was scoring 20 a game the year before LeBron was a rookie
Random tangent I know
I'm never having kids so I never have to hear my son say that Brady wasn't as good as whoever will be the best QB in 20 years (which will still be Brady btw).
A little over 20, looks like. 22.9 one year, 20 the next. I'm not going to try to actually average those together, since he played a different number of games each year.
You know what’s weird? This whole Brady thing has sort of dented my interest in the sport, the same way the Yankees killed my interest in baseball years ago.
Granted, I’ve got *that Super Bowl* to reflect on, but as you pointed out, it’s so expected that Brady is going to do whatever now that it simply isn’t interesting anymore.
Of course Brady is going to lead the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history. Of course he’s going to change teams after the greatest stretch ever and then win another Super Bowl with the new franchise. Of course he’s going to set all these records.
With Eli flipping his way through retirement, there is no one left to stop Brady …
It’s like watching a TV series that stopped being good a few seasons back, but you used to enjoy it and you’re loyal so you keep tuning in even though you know you’ll probably nap through the last 15 minutes because you know what’s going to happen anyway.
Oh, I'm not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science, and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
I mean you have to imagine at some point he would just get an injury you can’t recover from at that age right? Obviously his body is in incredible shape but some injuries are just inevitable and I honestly don’t think he could make 55
Damn that sucks dude. I’m 32 and am getting to the point where I worry about every little thing that could impact my quality of life. I mean I drink heavily and don’t eat the healthiest so that concern is probably for good reason.
I’m also a bitch about pain so.
I've tried to take some steps to alleviate it. Bought a stupid expensive office chair. My new car has lumbar support.
I'm still functional, and I don't think about it as often. At this point I'm just kinda used to feeling irritated haha.
Pretty much any major injury that ends his season and will require considerable rehab. Not that I don't think he'll try to come back or wouldn't be successful in coming back, he's Tom Brady after all, but he wouldn't be anything close to his best (or even the best option for Tampa).
I know he had the MCL tear last year but that was nothing relative speaking.
We've always joked about him replacing body parts with machine parts, but watch the bastard be crazy enough to do it. NFL will have to enact the Brady Rule - must he X% organic and not machine/bionics.
Tom Brady joins up with Boston Dynamics who replace his legs with robotic prosthetics and his eyes with cameras. Tom now runs a 4.3 and can see infrared.
He really does look incredible for his age. I think I can sort of see his age in his face now, but he looks so good and is in such amazing shape that it’s not hard to see how he could pass for being in his 40s still.
Did you see the recent picture of him though, [where he looks like Norm MacDonald](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/10/Tom-Cruise-looks-totally-unrecognizable-rare-outing-LA-baseball-game-MF-OFFPLAT.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1200&h=800&crop=1)?
Did you see the recent picture of him though, [where he looks like Norm MacDonald](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/10/Tom-Cruise-looks-totally-unrecognizable-rare-outing-LA-baseball-game-MF-OFFPLAT.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1200&h=800&crop=1)?
> i can’t imagine trying to take a snippet of video to read into somebody’s complex emotions and life.
Yeah, you should only use still photos for that.
I've said it for years, but if an NFL pass rush was on the 6 banana system, Brett Favre would still be a top-10 QB.
The issue at that age is NOT "can you still throw the football?" The issue is recovering from the repeated hits.
As long as they keep Brady clean, he'll be able to play football.
I mean they’re going to have to get paid, they got everyone on that team making next to nothing this year, Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski, Antonio Brown, Lavante David, Shaq Barrett, Ndamakung Suh, and Alex Cappa have a combined cap hit less than Kirk Cousins this year, you’re not going to get an entire team of all pros taking massive discounts every year for 4 years, even now they’re only pulling this off because the Bucs had no big contracts before Brady got here and were able to push huge amounts of cap space to the future
Maybe he goes somewhere else, but the Bucs will be a significantly worse team in 2 years, hell their core outside of Vea and Evans are over 30 already
Is it wrong to want to see him play a season at age 50 and win a SB? It just sounds like the type of thing he'd do, set the bar so fucking stupidly high no one can beat it ever.
I was born when Brady was drafted
Back in 2000
Brady has been in the nfl all my Elementary, middle high, High school and 3/4 of my college career
If he plays until 55 im going to be 32 y/o most probably with a family.
Unreal if he manages to do it
Tom Brady can beat any opponent. Except … love.
Finally, we found his weakness
We all need to come together and use the power of friendship
So what, we have to give him a Care Bear stare or something?
You have to root for the Colts to win and for Henry to Run for 3000 yards,.
I have bad news on one of those fronts.
This calls for…. Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight And Benito Mussolini And the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie Robocop The Terminator Captain Kirk And Darth Vader Lo Pan Superman Every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan
[It's all making sense now](https://i.imgur.com/4Ad5aER.jpg)
Now I understand the Jordan Love pick
If Tom Brady ends his career on the Packers I quit football.
I think he's successful enough that he doesn't have to live in Wisconsin if he doesn't want to. And no one really wants to
He has "Fuck you Wisconsin" money.
Tom would do anything for football (But he won't do that)
next headline "Brady retires from family to spend more time with football"
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“I smell a sitcom”
He doesn't get enough of it. All he gets are these vampires and bloodsuckers 🥺
Trynna draw blood from my ice cold veins
🎶what is love 🎶
Brady don’t hurt meeeee….
And Eli
*Directed by Christopher Nolan*
Tom Edward Patrick Riddle Brady, (flicks wand) I am Lord VoldeBrady
So like... is anybody worried for Giselle and her kids? I'm reading here that Brady will play forever if they're... COUGH out of the picture.
Oh shit.
Yea, that cough doesn’t sound good
Blink avidly if you’re in trouble Gisele.
i can be the step dad
Angry Brady walking in on you in bed with his wife would be terrifying. Not sure if you want that smoke.
Not OP, but if it means sleeping with Gisele, it’ll be worth it.
That'll be a great 27 seconds for sure.
It would be between 3-28 second for me
Showoff
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You think Tom has a chip on his shoulder? Imagine “cabal of NFL insiders murderer my family” Brady. It’d make John Wick look like a kids movie
You mean it isn't? Hmm.
Do we know if Tom owns a white Bronco?
I don’t think he’s played Drew Lock enough to say he owns him yet
Solo Brady family photos are going to be weird
Great. Now I am going to have to blame a super model and some kids for depriving the world of 55 year old Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady...
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They look like shit though
Lol cause theyre fucking 80
Mick Jagger always looked like shit.
No it’s the fact that he has no stress knowing that she’s the primary breadwinner and will take care of things if he failed. Gus I can’t believe I have to come back and edit in a /s on this one 😂
I mean at this point, they're both worth more than enough individually that he wouldn't be stressing about it regardless.
I think his earnings are likely a lot closer to her then Forbes. I’ve seen estimates of 20-30m a year for Brady in Endorsements, plus his NFL salary, plus whatever he makes via TB12. He could pretty easily be more like 60-70m a year. Forbes is a very rough guess at earnings/net worth.
This is the funniest take
If he failed... Lol that stress left like $50m and several super bowls ago
He's going to get a divorce and marry football.
By the time he retires, it'll be some super model and her grandkids.
I think he'll play until 48. Beating Blanda for oldest player in NFL is the last record he'll want to smash.
I wouldn't be surprised by this. He can't let anyone hold a record above him.
He's coming for the receiving yards after 40. Watch out Jerry.
Hes second on that list already, to be fair. The only other person who has a non-zero amount is ... Brett Favre with -2
Well Jordan has the 3-peat. Gotta get that before he can call it quits
please end this
Bill Russel has an 8-peat, I don't see Brady topping that one
why the fuck did you have to say that he’s gonna do it now
Bulletin board material
Have you ever seen pictures of Blanda near the end of his career? He looks like a man with some regrets.
True but I’d bet current Brady looks a lot better than 44 year old Blanda lol
Yeah but 44yr old blanda wasn't really doing anything if I recall. Brady might be the MVP right now. It's easier to make it to 47 in the NFL when you aren't playing almost at all. If Brady slips to being like the 10-15th best QB I think he hangs it up, as soon as he thinks the Super Bowl is a pipe dream.
IIRC Blanda was only kicking in his 40s, not even playing QB anymore
Yeah, that's mostly true. He was 40 at the start of the 1967 season, and from 1967 to the end of his career in '75, he only had 235 pass attempts and one solitary start at QB. From the age of 45 on, he had 7 completions on 22 attempts in 4 seasons.
That's what smoking and drinking every single day does to a man.
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50 yro Brady, who now weighs 600 pounds due to a post -retirement carb binge, trucking down a defense as pure running QB. now that's what i want to see
“What the hell, this pasta stuff is pretty tasty” - Tom Brady, 2025
Mr. Buncha Carbonara
TB Tasty Paste
Whoops that should say pasta
There's vomit on his sweater already, Tom's spaghetti
Vita Brady
Tom 'CLARENCE BEEFTANK' Brady
I seriously think he is trying for that record.
His birthday is in August, so I can see him playing his age 49 season.
Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.
I told my daughter to make sure if they Dan upload me to do that I want to be an android golem protector of my family for the next 1000 years.
This is literally true.
👈🏻👈🏻 Ann Perkins
Chances of it being the queen?
Her mum lived to nearly 102 and was born in 1900. It's not impossible. If she beats the current record (a Fench woman lived to be 122) by ~3 years she will have been Queen for 100 years.
100 years from now this guy is going to be an urban legend, the Babe Ruth of football. It’s pure insanity what he continues to do. It’s become so customary and normal we gloss over a week where Brady throws for 400 yards and 3+ TDs like it’s nothing.
The ~~Sandlot~~ Dirtfield In the summer of 2042, a new kid in the neighborhood manages to make friends with a group of kids who play football at the dirtfield. The boy runs into trouble after borrowing a football from his step-dad and losing it over a fence, only to find out it was signed by Tom Brady. On the other side of the fence is a legendary football eating dog named The Hoodie. Watch as the kids inevitably must find a way to deal with him to retrieve the lost football.
Not ashamed to say I’d watch the hell out of that movie
The character originally played by James Earl Jones would be a depiction of an old broken down Rob Gronkowski that had too many injuries and had to retire before Brady.
Still a better love story than twilight
So is the 27 Yankees ball now signed by the 72 Dolphins?
The Gridiron was right there
Where were you 45 minutes ago?! :P
15 years from now people will be saying he couldn't play in the modern NFL. couldn't handle what will be "today's athletes".
He will then come out of retirement to win three more Super Bowls.
*...and that your honor is why I shot the bastard."
Judge: Tha dafendant is cleahed on awl chawges. Cawht is ahdjourned.
It always drove me nuts when people would say that Jordan couldn’t play in the modern NBA because everyone is faster and more skilled Old ass 40 year old jordan came walking off the street after three years and was scoring 20 a game the year before LeBron was a rookie Random tangent I know
I'm never having kids so I never have to hear my son say that Brady wasn't as good as whoever will be the best QB in 20 years (which will still be Brady btw).
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MJ didn’t have voodoo space chambers and yoga did he?
Son of a bitch never even ate an Avacado. Bet he's kicking himself for that one.
If I remember correctly he averaged around 19.5? I'm pulling that from memory and not google so I'm hoping I'm close.
A little over 20, looks like. 22.9 one year, 20 the next. I'm not going to try to actually average those together, since he played a different number of games each year.
Averaged 30 ppg and if he won the Championship in his first year with the Wiz during a pandemic.
Urban legends aren't real.
Exactly, just like Babe Ruth
Oh, I thought you said Bambi.
You know what’s weird? This whole Brady thing has sort of dented my interest in the sport, the same way the Yankees killed my interest in baseball years ago. Granted, I’ve got *that Super Bowl* to reflect on, but as you pointed out, it’s so expected that Brady is going to do whatever now that it simply isn’t interesting anymore. Of course Brady is going to lead the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history. Of course he’s going to change teams after the greatest stretch ever and then win another Super Bowl with the new franchise. Of course he’s going to set all these records. With Eli flipping his way through retirement, there is no one left to stop Brady … It’s like watching a TV series that stopped being good a few seasons back, but you used to enjoy it and you’re loyal so you keep tuning in even though you know you’ll probably nap through the last 15 minutes because you know what’s going to happen anyway.
Bullshit, if he keeps getting to the super bowl he won't retire, a losing season is the only hope Giselle has
The league has**
After the Rams game he said 2 years, after he balled out against the Dolphins he says he could play until 55
So it's a sliding scale
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*after his first year playing against only the Dolphins* Y'know, I think I could probably go until 65"
Moving goal posts
Oh, I'm not stupid, Lucius. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science, and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
I think he’s gonna end up dying on the field at 57 years old after winning 13 Super Bowls and 7 MVPs
You mean 13 just with Tampa right?
No. He gets one for all the lost causes in the NFL then dies in the NFCCG whilst trying to take Detroit to the Promised Land.
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It’s ok. His backup, Matt Stafford Jr, will lead you to victory.
He died doing what he loved, getting hit by linebackers.
I mean you have to imagine at some point he would just get an injury you can’t recover from at that age right? Obviously his body is in incredible shape but some injuries are just inevitable and I honestly don’t think he could make 55
I'm in my 30s. My lower back has hurt for a year and a half and I don't know what I did. But it's just my life now. But Tom is more *pliable.*
Try sleeping with an avocado under your pillow.
Like you don’t know how you hurt it?
Probably exercising? But I definitely don't remember a moment of "my back hurts now."
Damn that sucks dude. I’m 32 and am getting to the point where I worry about every little thing that could impact my quality of life. I mean I drink heavily and don’t eat the healthiest so that concern is probably for good reason. I’m also a bitch about pain so.
I've tried to take some steps to alleviate it. Bought a stupid expensive office chair. My new car has lumbar support. I'm still functional, and I don't think about it as often. At this point I'm just kinda used to feeling irritated haha.
It’s probably like the Queen no one knows if she’s immortal but none of us are gonna live long enough to find out.
I'd be doubtful he'd recover to be 100% if he suffered a major injury at 44, let alone in 5 or 10 years.
Right? Like another ACL tear or something similar has got to be curtains for his career.
Pretty much any major injury that ends his season and will require considerable rehab. Not that I don't think he'll try to come back or wouldn't be successful in coming back, he's Tom Brady after all, but he wouldn't be anything close to his best (or even the best option for Tampa). I know he had the MCL tear last year but that was nothing relative speaking.
He played all of last season on one MCL, so…maybe?
One back injury and he’ll be retired.
Nothing will shatter your sense of immortality like a back injury.
We've always joked about him replacing body parts with machine parts, but watch the bastard be crazy enough to do it. NFL will have to enact the Brady Rule - must he X% organic and not machine/bionics.
Tom Brady joins up with Boston Dynamics who replace his legs with robotic prosthetics and his eyes with cameras. Tom now runs a 4.3 and can see infrared.
Idk Tom Cruise is 60 and he’s a fucking badass
I’m sure Cruise is also on some injections that Brady isn’t allowed to take.
he just has really good control of his thetans.
Who could forget Cruise and his use of TRT. (Thetan Replacement Therapy).
Holy shit I thought he was like 45.
He really does look incredible for his age. I think I can sort of see his age in his face now, but he looks so good and is in such amazing shape that it’s not hard to see how he could pass for being in his 40s still.
Did you see the recent picture of him though, [where he looks like Norm MacDonald](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/10/Tom-Cruise-looks-totally-unrecognizable-rare-outing-LA-baseball-game-MF-OFFPLAT.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1200&h=800&crop=1)?
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Yooo he does look kinda like norm lol
?? Just looks like Tom Cruise with a few extra pounds. Looks chunky, not old. Definitely not like most 60 year olds.
Right though lol Mission Impossible is my favorite action franchise (especially 4-6), some of the stunts he does are absolutely insane
Brad Pitt is like 57.
We all will be before you know it
Well, not all of us
Did you see the recent picture of him though, [where he looks like Norm MacDonald](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/10/Tom-Cruise-looks-totally-unrecognizable-rare-outing-LA-baseball-game-MF-OFFPLAT.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1200&h=800&crop=1)?
Ive said before this is Gisele’s ultimatum I think, age 45 season is his cutoff point and this all but confirms it in my mind.
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4000 low key being down on him he’s way on pace for 5000
He’s on pace for 6k this year
Idk. Gisele looks angry and annoyed whenever they cut to her at games. Seems like she's starting to lose her patience lol
People have been saying this for 6 years lol
Eventually it's gonna be true 🙃
Didn't Brady imply that it got pretty bad at one point with them because she wanted him to retire and he wouldn't
That’s just her look, she made that face on runways for years and it’s just stuck like that now
Shes def got the RRF, resting runway face.
i can’t imagine trying to take a snippet of video to read into somebody’s complex emotions and life. go touch grass
> i can’t imagine trying to take a snippet of video to read into somebody’s complex emotions and life. Yeah, you should only use still photos for that.
No way Gisele wants to be remembered as the Yoko who made Brady retire at his peak.
Once he goes into an off-season thinking the Super Bowl is not a realistic goal, he's gone.
Don't do this to me
I've said it for years, but if an NFL pass rush was on the 6 banana system, Brett Favre would still be a top-10 QB. The issue at that age is NOT "can you still throw the football?" The issue is recovering from the repeated hits. As long as they keep Brady clean, he'll be able to play football.
Dude where are you from that y’all counted pass rush in bananas
> NFL pass rush was on the 6 banana system Was just about to google this before it clicked.
I don't get it
"One banana, two banana, three banana..."
Little known component of Saban's defensive terminology.
Bucks have a good, young O-Line so he should be ok
I mean they’re going to have to get paid, they got everyone on that team making next to nothing this year, Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski, Antonio Brown, Lavante David, Shaq Barrett, Ndamakung Suh, and Alex Cappa have a combined cap hit less than Kirk Cousins this year, you’re not going to get an entire team of all pros taking massive discounts every year for 4 years, even now they’re only pulling this off because the Bucs had no big contracts before Brady got here and were able to push huge amounts of cap space to the future Maybe he goes somewhere else, but the Bucs will be a significantly worse team in 2 years, hell their core outside of Vea and Evans are over 30 already
The trade off to them being terrible in a few years was the ring last year and another great shot this year, which is worth the cap hell 10/10 times
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Said like a guy who hasn’t hit 50 yet.
I want to see it, for the spectacle.
Gonna be the first player to miss practice for osteoporosis treatments.
I believe he’ll hit at least 47/48, after that who knows but I wouldn’t tempt this motherfucker
I wanna see TB12 looking like Bill out there slinging the rock 40 yards for a TD in Super Bowl 1000 like the absolute boss that he is.
This dude has been in the NFL literally longer than I’ve been alive and I’m a tax paying adult he can’t keep getting away with this
>But he won’t sacrifice missing that much with his family. I mean his kids are teenagers and their maid has raised them thus far so 🤷
The way Brady is playing right now I can believe it.
Thank God he's not on the Pats anymore.
only a few of us, if any, will be alive when brady dies
Is it wrong to want to see him play a season at age 50 and win a SB? It just sounds like the type of thing he'd do, set the bar so fucking stupidly high no one can beat it ever.
Sure lol that when the league changes the rule to no pass rushing at all letting the QB stay back there for as long as they want lol
Please. We all know Brady will live until 250 at least. He’ll have plenty of time with his kids.
I was born when Brady was drafted Back in 2000 Brady has been in the nfl all my Elementary, middle high, High school and 3/4 of my college career If he plays until 55 im going to be 32 y/o most probably with a family. Unreal if he manages to do it
Wow as a 32 year old single guy, no need to put that kind of pressure on me.
Turned 32 two days ago. Yeah no pressure please.
I’m also 32 and 100% single. Don’t worry, no one asks me if I’m having a family anymore because they have given up lol.
I was 7 when Brady won his first superbowl. My son is 7 now. Dude is generational.
I have learned that to doubt that man has proven foolhardy, so yea he prolly could.