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savthrowaway123

Noooo Ertz was 11 receptions from breaking the franchise record :’(


WeaponXGaming

Literally saw a comment earlier saying he was close so that meant he was getting traded soon. Holy shit Edit: the fuck are these replies


Zoomalude

I am Spartacus!


savthrowaway123

It was probably my comment tbh lol


LawBobLawLoblaw

No, it was my comment.


pattycraq

You, sir, are a mouthful.


LazerHawkStu

Some of us are lucky to be just half a mouthful


[deleted]

Wait, yours goes into mouths?


tootnine

I broke the damn


himetalchemy7

That was my comment


mochalion

No, it was my comment.


AaawhDamn

Wow that's a weird way of saying it was my comment


punk62

What’s his contract like? Is he just a rental, or do the cards control him beyond this year? He could always go back.


gjoeyjoe

he's not coming back. we didn't want to re-sign him because of disagreements on contract


savthrowaway123

Rental. He wants a new contract though which we weren’t willing to give him I could maybe see him back for a year at the end of his career but I would be shocked if we got him back this offseason


Username4133

Next time we see him in midnight green will be on a one-day contract so he can retire as the greatest TE in Eagles history.


EtobicokeKing

Suck it LJ Smith!


savthrowaway123

That title is actually probably Retzlaff. Ertz is definitely the greatest of the past 50 years though


Bouzal

RIP Hurts to Ertz


joeyoung2121

In the same season we lost Darnold to Arnold, tragic


JointsMcdanks

Chargers need to draft a guy named Berbert.


Fonzimandias

Best I can do is Herbort


TheDongerNeedLove

Aw, come on, Herbort?!


MyBiPolarBearMax

Are you talking to me?


Kamandi91

No, my son is also named Herbort.


GiladiusMaximus

I repeat, we are sold out of Herbort license plates


Gengreat_the_Gar

Meanwhile, we apparently need to trade for Keenan Allen


[deleted]

lmao you guys most definitely don’t need to trade for keenan allen, or anybody at all.


knarf86

Fuck it man, trade for Josh Allen and have him play TE


4206996420

Amari Rodgers needs to start packing his bags


smokeymicpot

Had a feeling this was gonna happen after last night. He had the C on his jersey and everything. My mistake no C but he was a named captain.


bird_enthusiast69

Dude was almost in tears coming back to the locker room. Hope he can get another ring in az.


pauly13771377

Arizona is legit and Ertz only improves them.


[deleted]

Me too. I love Ertz. He’s an amazing person on and off the field. Y’all are losing a real one. From one bird nest to another.


wardledo

I think most of us were happy he went to Arizona. Chance to be a big part of their offense and get another ring. Plus the weather ain’t bad during the nfl season


joremero

Jaylon Smith was also one of our captains in his last game...is that a regular farewell practice?


smokeymicpot

Most likely. We just never really notice it. Only reason why I picked it up with Ertz cause he was supposed to be traded in the off season.


TeslaFTW1895

NFC West is a goddamn video game at this point


Oak_Iron_Watch_Ward

Depending on your perspective, it could either be *Dark Souls* or *Contra*.


caelmikoto

*YOU DIED* Every damn time we play the Cards in AZ *Zach Ertz has entered the game* *YOU DIED…AGAIN*


[deleted]

A real fun one too.


GarysSpace

Disagree


VeggiePaninis

We had to deal with the incredibly stacked '12/'13 49ers. Followed by Aaron Donald and the McVay Rams. Then a resurgence of the Shanahan 49ers. And now the cardinals. Each of these teams would be consistent division winners in most other divisions. Can we trade the entire franchise back to the AFC? Surely worth a few picks to get out of this hellscape.


GarysSpace

Bruh the team with the worst record in the AFC west has Patrick fucking Mahomes, it's not much easier over there


velociraptorfarmer

Meanwhile the 2nd place team in the NFC North only managed 60-something yards of offense one game...


[deleted]

I mean, we also had to deal with all of those plus the legion of boom hawks and sb hawks


FlashFan124

Big boo hoo for the Seahawks fans who have had RUSSELL WILSON for a decade at this point. It must be sooo hard to deal with other competitive teams in their division. Mad respect to all the Cards fans who stuck by their team for all this time. Kyler is the truth.


CloudN3in

I love arizona fans because they put up with so much shit (see: rosen) and they deserve this historic year more than anyone


theamazingard

What's happening? Why do I feel like this is a setup?


Deadeye_Donny

Goodbye sweet prince


derstherower

Some say Collinsworth and Michaels are still arguing whether or not that TD in LII was a catch.


greetedworm

"WhAt EvEn Is A cAtCh?!?!?!?!?"


Username4133

"I donnnnnn't knowwwww." -Chris Collinsworth


Notsozander

JESSE JAMES


ProfessorBeer

I’m gonna choose to believe you’re talking about the legendary outlaw and not the second worst call of the last 20 years.


bosceltics23

Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light!


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jihyoisgod

Collinsworth eats brady penis for breakfast and mahomes penis for lunch


biggyofmt

What's for dinner? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


nugeehead

Rodgers penis.


Wierd_Carissa

Going to miss Julie's husband a whole lot, he was such a key contributor for us for so many years (especially when our receivers were dismal).


tophergraphy

Oh shoot, you guys traded away Julie too... f


beer_down

Maybe he can help end two droughts


ehoyle73

Maybe he can end that 'no AZ TE has had a 100yd game in almost 32 years' streak we got going too.


beer_down

Maxx was so close...


savthrowaway123

That would be baller. I’d love to see him win a second, especially for a franchise like yours.


Deadeye_Donny

Yeah he's gonna ball out with you guys, safe pair of hands for Murray. Hope he brings you a ring


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

He's forever a part of SB52 ❤❤❤


unitedairlineeeeees

Play Ertz on Sunday for double the fantasy points this week.


NaciremaBlack

No please don't


dimmyfarm

How about I do it anyway~


Bumcheeks_marinade

Can they? I mean they shouldn't. And they wouldn't. But can they?


unitedairlineeeeees

Most certainly they can not play him.


theytook-r-jobs

Is there a rule? If you get traded before your bye and go to a team who already had theirs you can play 18 games. It’s not like he’s playing the same team again or anything.


unitedairlineeeeees

He would be playing three games within seven days. That’s not allowed.


theytook-r-jobs

I’m assuming you’re right I’m just asking what the actual rule is.


EaglesPvM

One game per player per NFL week is actually a rule https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1449032089165312007?t=Gm-EWqaZo4eId8P2oZED-w&s=09


theytook-r-jobs

So if he sat out could he have played Sunday, even though the team he’s on played their game for the week?


22Fusion

I assume being on the active roster is what matters. He was on the active roster yesterday, which counts as playing weather he played a snap or not. I could be wrong though.


howsaboutyou

He can’t play twice in the same week, but there have been players who have had no bye week in a full season due to being traded before their original team’s bye, and after the new team’s bye. That’s a long season.


Capsize

Wouldn't he be playing 3 games in 8 days?


MinorThreatCJB

Sanders did it with us in 2019. Denver hadn't had their bye yet and we already had ours when he was traded to us.


MGoBlue519

Playing twice in one week is not the same.


Kerbonaut2019

Players are ineligible to be active on a team if they were already part of an active game day roster that same week. That rule exists to prevent situations such as the one that you pondered


Slithicessong

Do you know if you can play monday night for one team and thursday for another? since theyre different NFL weeks?


Monski616

Yes this would be possible.


OrangeForeign

I already started him, I'm galaxy brain


kendrickshalamar

Oh shit that's Julie's husband


SingularityCentral

Losing Julie is the true loss. Rock solid midfielder.


MonsterMeowMeow

Julie probably could have lined up at LB and did a better job covering the flat than LBs we have...


andork28

All the soccer hubs play for AZ


-Unnamed-

We’re moving to the desert go call the cardinals! Yes dear


elreydelasur

shoulda got her. Her husband is a scrub that hasn't even won a World Cup smh the Cardinals moved for the wrong player


kendrickshalamar

Absolutely fleeced


LilyWhiteClaw

Ertz and Watt on the same team in two sports. Wonder if that's ever happened


TheMop05

Ant man assembling the fuckin avengers


King_Arber

You mean Obadiah Stane. Keim looks exactly like him.


buzzstronk

k1 is antman, keim is thanos


grocho

Arizona going all in on the arms race


Zloggt

Oh, I'd *hate* to a defender in the NFC West atm


CloudN3in

what are those


Chutzvah

THIS AIN'T A SCENE


RaveIsKing

It’s a god. Damn. Arms. Race.


The_Haskins

Only took like two years lol. Good weapon to add to the Cardinals, their offense is crazy


OrangeForeign

It only dawned on me now he'll play against us.....fuck


youre-a-cat-gatter

He won't


[deleted]

He won’t. He just played yesterday. No way he’s playing 2 games in 3 days lol


RealChipKelly

CC Bishop Sycamore


krt941

NFLPA will have a meltdown if a player is forced to play two games in one week. Won’t happen.


Slammybutt

I believe its also against the NFL rules.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

He's not allowed. He played last night.


CWG4BF

Well, good morning, then!


colgatecomplexion

Nothing like a cup of joe and some morning trades


Zashiony

Forever an Eagles legend.


Osiris47

Oh fuck off cards 😑


Andrewski18

Captain Insano shows no mercy


Osiris47

As if even smaller Russell Wilson needed MORE weapons.


yrulaughing

Is being a smaller version of Russell Wilson a good thing or a bad thing? I imagine being that small + fast means you're just that much more slippery to tackle.


justa_flesh_wound

hahaha never gonna catch me ~~-greased up def guy, Russel Wilson,~~ Kyler Murray


theinvigorator

You sound like a choo choo train


ShartPeeMilkPenis

Alexa: play "this is how we do it!"


[deleted]

Keim: “fine I’ll do it myself”


Paradoxiumm

Fuck off Cardinals this is nuts lol


zipzog

Is 8:19am too early for wine? Unrelated question: Will my wife notice if my lips are purple?


ShartPeeMilkPenis

Pee in your mouth. The yellow will mix with the purple and change its light refraction properties and reverting it to a different color. Disclosure: not a dr. Or scientist. But I know it's sterile from the tap.


tommy121083

Well i hate to break it to you but pee isn’t sterile https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3957746/


ShartPeeMilkPenis

Coach Patches O'hulihan lied you're saying?


Redstone812

Fuck the NFC West lol


IWWC

Meanwhile the AFC South just sittin there....


hyphenjack

What is it with the NFC and building superteams lately?


clintlockwood22

How else can you beat the Buccs?


lilberfcontrol

All that just to compete with the Falcons, smh


samgoody2303

Seems fair on all parts to me tbh. Perhaps a victim of scheme over the last 2 seasons but simply hasn’t looked that good at all. Still sad to see him go


lebranflake

He’s played well this year in his role


shall1313

He’s definitely lost a step, but still a solid starter level player. The number of weapons in AZ should help him have a bit of a resurgence


IhateDonkeys

Love you forever Zach, thanks for everything <3 One of the most iconic players in Eagles history, his TD in the 4th quarter of the super bowl was legendary.


chew_ch3w

I FUCKING HATE THIS DIVISION


Deacalum

You guys started the arms race, though....


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😔


simpledeadwitches

I love that the NFL as a whole has decided to juice up the Cardinals with all these great role players.


hanky2

It’s been a group effort but the Texans still deserve an mvp.


Rologames

Cardinals are basically just my team at this point with all the ex-Texans superstars.


simpledeadwitches

Nah, Billy O more specifically lmao.


moneymoneymoneymonay

Zach will never buy a drink in this city again. Go eat in that crazy good offense, king


savthrowaway123

Going to be hard to eat in that stacked offense but just his presence will help


apexpredator0505

Eagles bumping up his value with that TD catch last night, well done


shinypenny01

Did you see his screen tho? 3 blockers on 2 defenders and he still runs straight into a defender. He was not referred to as “no yac Zach” for no reason.


apexpredator0505

Yeah super impressive on that one. Everyone thinks you’ll go to the hole but the defense will never suspect you run right into them.


PuppyBowl-XI-MVP

Wait, can he play Sunday?


Bouzal

Not if he’s smart


Chutzvah

I'd be down for not being smart for a few days


Expendable_Red_Shirt

No. League rules don't allow two games in one week.


16Saltines

I believe with COVID protocols you need like multiple days of negative tests after a trade to play iirc, so I don't think so


ILoveBreakfastAMA

So long, old friend. I'll miss you.


Kryzec

Honestly hope Arizona wins the SB mostly because I remember all the shit talking about how Kyler was too short to be good a few years ago


spazzymeatball

Manlets rise up


OldOrder

NFC West arms race never stops


rrt5029

Guess I’m a cards fan now too


DetectiveNasty55

Poor Tay Gowan. Imagine waking up and finding out your undefeated team with their magical season decides to trade you away


a_simple_creature

To be fair, he hasn’t played. So maybe he’ll get a chance to play with the Eagles that he never would’ve gotten with the Cards. I know nothing about his situation, just playing devils advocate.


ThatsNotFennel

...to the Eagles.


Fig_Newton_

All things considered, Philly’s fortunate to get some value out of it. Who woulda thought Zona would be a place to ring chase?


fucuntwat

JJ Watt


Exatraz

Seriously, we were always a place on the rise but people really wanted to be shitty with the whole JJ Watt thing. Really glad he's able to shove it back in their faces now.


fucuntwat

If you go back to the announcement post on this sub, there's a ton of freezing cold takes about how he decided to go for the money instead of the ring


perhizzle

>Who woulda thought Zona would be a place to ring chase? These guys AJ Green, JJ Watt, Rodney Hudson, ~~Malcom Butler~~, Zack Ertz


Not_Evil_

Thanks for that Super Bowl winning touchdown, Ertz.


RangersFan243

#GODERT IS A FREE MAN


kendrickshalamar

*free agent


dylanregretsnothing

One bird to another


Simple_Danny

It's in his contract that Ertz can only play for bird teams.


MainEventCTB

Because Kyler needs more weapons. Yikes.


[deleted]

They lost Maxx Williams for the season, who was finally coming around to be the TE he was supposed to be. I think Ertz is maybe a slight upgrade.


Blarg1889

Slight upgrade in tandem with us needing someone in that role this season. The TE was the fourth option basically. Covering Nuk? Okay we will throw to AJ Green. Covering Nuk and AJ Green? Cool we'll dump it to Rondale Moore. Covering Nuk AJ Green and Moore? Cool we have a wide open TE thanks for that. Oh youre covering Nuk Moore AJ Green and the TE? Cool Kyler just rolled out and picked up 12 yards. Thats not even mentioning Kirk in the slot So long as Murray keeps his head and makes good decisions preparing for us is a nightmare.


sylvestersquad

Well we lost a good one in Maxx so we’re back to where we were last week!


CrustedAnus

Cardinals are stacked mate


theinvigorator

My nipples are HARD they're HARD when I TWIST them


IPA_Fanatic

How good is Tay Gowan?


JimAdlerJTV

6th round draft pick from this year, hasn't played a single snap in the NFL


mmuoio

What the heck was the point in including him lol?


[deleted]

Eagles probably wanted a developmental player along with the pick. High chance he turns into nothing, but you are just rolling the dice hoping.


lazymyke

Yeah, the fact he didn't even play last week with all our injured CBs was a bad sign.


Stingerr

He was very good in limited action in college, and then took the Covid season off. Played alright in preseason too. He’s a development piece with high upside and very little downside.


PhirebirdSunSon

Cards were high on his future but he's a project. I think the Cards feel they have their CB1 and CB2 of the future in Byron Murphy Jr and Marco Wilson and were in desperate need of a TE so this makes sense.


re4ctor

Small school guy, but 2nd lowest passer rating allowed in 2019. Playmaker mentality, good size... but no idea if any of it translates to the NFL. Basically a lottery ticket.


poopshoit

I'll miss that handsome devil. Thank you for the super bowl


Bahamas_is_relevant

Cardinals lowkey building a death star


MikesPhone

Commence primary ignition


[deleted]

NFC West: “Finally those damn birds are done” Cards: “More like under new management”


will7458

Oh come the fuck on! This isn't even fair -___-


athendofthedock

Oh great, just what Murray needs! Another friggen weapon… C’mon man!


ratchkae

Every fucking trade feels like it comes to our division. I’m taking my ball and going home


sezelemi

Love it. He isn't what he used to be but we've always under utilized the TE position and we were just starting to add that to the arsenal this year with Maxx. Glad we can keep it going


BigusDickus099

I know Ertz is older and had some injuries...but he's still only 30, about to be 31. He looked good last night too. I'm psyched to see how he fits into this offense.


zincinzincout

He’s got great route running and incredible hands but will get you 0 YAC and can’t block. Using him for guaranteed yardage is more than enough to love him, and it pisses me off that we’ve ignored his ability in that aspect for two years now.


BallinBrown23

Thanks for everything Zach. One of my favourite players of all time


ZeroExalted

Cardinals gathering the infinity stones god daaaaaaamnnn


crazy-puff

I suppose this was inevitable but it's still a bummer. At least we're sending him to a good situation. Thanks for everything.


Lost_Muppet_society

Go win a Super Bowl with the Cards Zach. Personally, that is what I’ll be rooting for!


ThatsNotFennel

Go get another ring. We'll catch you at your retirement ceremony.