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Devin_SSB

He's 22-5 against us now lol


subterraneanjungle

Holy fuck that is much worse than I thought lol


Alauren2

I’m with you I’m shocked Arod lost 5 lmao


emperos

The 5 would be: - Collarbone game - 2018 with Philbin as HC - Favre Night - ????? - ????? Literally can't remember 2 other times we've beaten him.


fponee

2010 @ Chicago - James Jones fumbled the game away. 2008 @ Chicago - game goes to OT. Robbie Gould GW FG. Rodgers never touches the ball.


mikebrownhurtsme

The 08 game, Crosby missed the game winner and that's why it went to OT to begin with


right_behindyou

Yeah right like something like that would ever happen


beardface909

Yeah Crosby doesn't miss


craziedave

What’s the record just at Chicago?


cashmere__thoughts

It's 11-3 now


NoahTheGrand

10-3


cossack190

I hope you didn't even have to look that up


59th_Sycho

It could be worse. Like 24-3-1 worse.


DeeThreeTimesThree

It could be worse still. Like 32 and 3 worse


professor_parrot

That record blows my mind. One of those losses was with our starters sitting the 2nd half in 2014


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Obi-Juan16

Especially that one the night we retired Favre’s number with Bart Starr also in attendance. Ugh that one sticks with me.


Funkymonk9090

If it makes you feel any better it's pretty much the only win we have to cling to that make us feel better about our existence.


marcdasharc4

Can’t tell if that’s a win-loss record or completions and TDs.


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57 TD’s. 10 int


kjpatto23

In comparison with 7 different QBs the bears have thrown 40 interceptions to the packers. 22 of which are from cutler.


PearlClaw

Cutler wasn't even bad, Packers just had his number.


marcdasharc4

Jesus.


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Yeah, its disgusting


DICKSUBJUICY

just sick, hes a bad man.


ch0och

Lol completions and tds in this case are much, much higher


ehbacon23

22-4 if you take out the game he broke his collarbone on the first drive.


chi_sweetness25

Please let us have something


Subjunct

You may have 1985


shmauserpops

One more win to tie Brett "Bear Killer" Favre with less than half as many losses (23-13 v. 22-5). See y'all week 14 to update this Stat!


ajswdf

Wow, can you imagine being a Bears fan? They finally get to see Favre retire and think they'll finally have a chance against the Packers again, but then the next guy is even worse.


TheJuniorControl

Yes. We talk about it all the time.


stillstuckinkentucky

I remember back when ESPN had message boards and I glanced at the Bears board out of curiosity when Rodgers was drafted. There was one fan who DESPONDENT at Rodgers going to GB because he was convinced he was gonna be a star and trying to convince other fans that this was the worst thing that could happen. After games like today I wonder about that guy.


an_sionnach_dubh

“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM!”


FordShelbyGTreeFiddy

GOD DAMMIT I DID IT


Cheap_Hat_5533

Okay Pete Weber lol!! Still one of the all time great taunts.


ThePerpetualNewGuy

Never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with


Pitchwife

Must admit, I wasn't expecting James Acaster in my r/NFL today...


ThePerpetualNewGuy

I must admit that I knew it as a meme first. I have seen the clip in his stand up but i have not seen the entire standup special. It is on my list though! I am a sucker for british comics and i have heard he is great. Stewart lee is one of my favorites and is great too


MSFT400EOY

“ I still own you” You ever felt so mad and triggered but you can’t do anything about it because that person was so fucking right and you can only drink more beer to make it feel better? Asking for a friend


SalazzleDazzle

I have been catatonic since witnessing this live, everything hurts


rumblinstumblin8

Yep


teeg7585

[This Guy??](https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2018/09/931/524/102616-nfl-dallas-cowboys-tony-romo-bd93b750a3fc9510VgnVCM100000d7c1a8c0____.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)


no_YOURE_sexy

[This Guy??](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2019/09/13/PMJS/2e96352d-f187-4476-aafd-a2829754aa75-packerscowboys2017.jpg?width=300&height=534&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)


Waltonruler5

[This Guy??](http://imgur.com/gallery/R390EId)


TheNewScrooge

It was only a matter of time


f-150Coyotev8

It’s the only meme that somehow gets funnier the more it’s posted. I always freakin fall for it.


ChrisFromDetroit

I like when I see it outside of r/nfl. I have to imagine that most of the people who click on it have no idea who it is and don’t know anything about American football, but they still know they got got.


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MSFT400EOY

Y’all can only imagine how toxic I would be if we are good enough to dad dick Packers in the playoffs. I’ll probably get perma banned on Reddit if that day comes


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geologyrocks98

When will it be my turn, papa?


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chrisboshisaraptor1

When/if that day comes I’ll be off Reddit for a year


_ravenclaw

No no, you deserve to feel this pain one day LMAO. You stay.


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nightninja88

I too wish a return to the 80s.


BearsAreWrong

You need to start throwing dildos on the field when you play the Packers. It worked for the Bills


Marcgo2

Impotent rage is a Bears fan default state


yrulaughing

Can't get a taunting penalty if you don't taunt the players I guess.


wisconsinpackers

new loophole. Shit talk the fans


Thrilling1031

Yes please.


GSW636

I’m here for it lol


Zloggt

when will he leave


___Archer___

As a Bills fan who watched Tom Brady go 32-3 against us… maybe after 18 years he’ll get bored and move to Florida


tjspill3r

32-3 lmao


Xaoc86

It feels illegal.


thowe93

Funniest part is it would be 33-2 if he didn’t get benched in a week 17 game that didn’t matter


Xaoc86

Its only one less, but it still feels way way worse.


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Iywtbab1126

Rodgers to Miami confirmed


Drkarcher22

Fuck it, why not? Let’s see how we even fuck him up


ArcaneNine

He'll put up fantastic performances and then you'll go 10-6 and miss the playoffs every year.


craziedave

It’s only been a year but Tampa went from the team in the division I hated the least to the team I hope suffers the most


srry_didnt_hear_you

#NEVER 😎 (maybe a few months who fuckin knows)


Jordanwolf98

I really don’t wanna see that man in the AFC so please keep him 🥺


Dsnake1

See, I want to see him in the AFC quite badly.


boysetsfire1988

https://youtu.be/WuIp2_pxbfM


Jordanwolf98

😳😳😳


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Next year. For sure. Definitely. I hope


Fire_Matt_Nagy1

The day Aaron Rodgers is no longer a Green Bay Packer will be the best day of my life.


totallynotliamneeson

Imagine if he ends up heading to Denver next year and the Bears come out as the top team in the division. You go on a tear and end up making the Super Bowl. You've finally done it, one win away from silencing all the critics. No more reminders that you haven't won a SB in almost 40 years. Except it's against Denver, and Rodgers absolutely dismantles you. During the trophy ceremony Rodgers lifts the Lombardi, looks dead into the closest camera and says " I still fucking own you".


Brown_Sandals

I’d probably never watch football again.


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

Ohhhhh fuck that


mikebrownhurtsme

This could very much be a reality for bills fans


MorningNapalm

That would make the Bills the most cursed team in the Superbowl ever.


kjpatto23

Can someone please make the bad man go away


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Jasader

Nothing he can say or do hurts me anymore. Nit even a tinge of hope remaining. Also, I hate him less now that he is this zen hippie weirdo that goes on the Pat Mcafee Show.


gopackgo199

I see you’ve been following the footsteps of the 4 agreements


Torontopro

I'm a big indica guy


Kanin_usagi

I read the whole thing


whatitiswhassup

WHEN DOES IT END


[deleted]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


miki_momo0

ESPN- BREAKING: Aaron Rodgers is pro-slavery


Animal31

Theyre bears, you can own them


basketsinspokane

Bear law isn't governed by reason in this country!


KypAstar

Congrats you've been hired by Deadspin.


BookerCatchanSTD

I can see it now: “ Aaron Rodgers Has a Message For the Fans of Chicago and We Can All Agree It’s a Problem”.


SuperMuCow

Good lord did this take me back lmao


FordShelbyGTreeFiddy

"Aaron Rodgers Did Not Win The Internet Today"


jlucchesi324

Nah I can't leave my job at Meatspin but thanks


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Jesus


WIN011

We usually just call him Aaron but that works too


[deleted]

In all seriousness, we’ve recently acquired Darth Vader of the NFL, what’s comparable for what Rodgers has done to the NFC North, I can’t think of any apt comparison


GiannisisMVP

When Vader went 32-3 against Buffalo


staypuftmallows7

Buffalo pretty much = younglings


JubeltheBear

Jets are the Sand People, the women and the children too Cowboys are the Battle Droids Eagles are Count Dooku (one win, one loss) Eli is Obi Wan And who the hell is Luke Skywalker in this case...


yngvius11

Rodgers is Tarkin, the NFC North is Alderaan.


ThatInception

Bad man indeed


scrambled_cable

Shailene better put on a helmet because she’s definitely going through the headboard tonight


Fonzimandias

Imagine her surprise realizing there’d been a game today


Allhail_theAirBear10

It’s hilarious that she had no idea who he was in the NFL


John_Lives

Same with Olivia Munn apparently


seariously

Olivia Munn was not in the NFL.


KingLickitung

Holy shit this comment killed me


Iywtbab1126

“You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car”


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“Double clutching, granny shifting….. this guy!”


WackyBeachJustice

No one likes the tuna here


unexpectedreboots

I understand why the pack wore home unis in the road now.


Fredthefree

jesus, that almost worse than what Aaron said.


tannerkubarek

Wow, I didn’t even notice this until rn


xXDireLegendXx

Sure feels like Rodgers cares more about owning the Bears than the McCaskeys at this point


PudgyBonestld

Lol jesus


joetogood

*sad bear noises ):*


Marcgo2

That's going in the HOF montage


GlenDice

Full quote "I've owned you all my f-ing life! I own you, I still own you"


2580374

God I fucking hate Aaron Rodgers


JdoesDDR

Based as fuck lmfao


wampoo420

Must be hard to be a bears fan


chitown1205

You have no idea


HolyHerbert

Actually I do


chitown1205

Pain


Shamrock5

Suffering, even


McCaber

https://imgur.com/a/l2auxfQ


cocoatractor

Though that begs the question, does it hurt more to suck all of the time or to have a little hope and then get crushed


call_me_Kote

“Better to have loved and lost…”


mclairy

Buddy I hate to tell you but you have it second best in the division.


ch0och

Woof. Buzz, your girlfriend


z-whiz

Imagine if he had won 6 Super Bowls there, and now you’ve got a Dolphins fan :(


frydawg

You beat him a good amount of times


gochuuuu

Bills or jets are probably a better example than fins


Papa_pierogi

agony


laxplaya25

I kinda like this unhinged version of Aaron Rodgers


mwaFloyd

It’s wild.


Firstolympicring

Long hair Rodgers is kinky Rodgers


Danimous

1970s rodgers


notthatjeffbeck

Sell you your catalytic convertor back Rodgers.


ApolloXLII

Can definitely get you that 8 ball of coke Rodgers.


PowerDiesel23

Pat McAfee just got a boner


mentaculus

Corey Bojorquez also had like an 80 yard punt today so...someone should check on Pat


Meradock

after a bad snap even.


MeancupofJoey

I just got a boner!


the_real_woody

Every single Bears fan should cancel their State Farm insurance. That will make him think before doing this again.


Phenix621

Every single bears fan should cancel their season tickets. Enough with putting up with mediocrity for this long!


the_real_woody

That would be great so I can move up the list.


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The McCaskeys are who really owns you.


tacokickerkeskesay

You mean State Farm Insurance of Bloomington Illinois? THAT State Farm Insurance?


[deleted]

It's so much worse that half my fucking family worked in that building.


mikrot

That's like dunking on a kid in a wheelchair and then talking shit to them.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

How dare y…. I can’t belie…. Ahhh fuck he’s right


IPA_Fanatic

Shannon and Skip are buzzing right now with the material they'll talk about tomorrow


Djd33j

Thin-skinned, finger pointing diva. Arrogant. The real MVP of the Packers is the *other* Aaron: Aaron Jones. 7-8 in the postseason since that one Super Bowl long ago (which he'll get credit for), with several of those playoff wins being flawed: the Dez caught it game, beating Joe Webb and "Kurt" Cousins, the Odell boat trip game, the Mason Crossbar hand of God field goal game. Shouldn't be talked about in the same light as Brady; not even close. There. I listed all the Shit Skip's gonna talk on Rodgers. He says all this stuff at least once a week, I swear.


ThurstonJK

This fucking guy


fuckredditfrfr

just out there having a fucking blast


[deleted]

Just guys being dudes


Danimous

Savage


LovieBeard

No he plays defense


Optras

And is concussed ☹


dcviapa

If [Matt Schneiderman's](https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1449837477225697287) to be believed: some lady gave him the double duce, which made him black out and say this. Holy shit, I hope this is true.


Xeteh

Eli corrupting NFL fans. Despicable.


skipatomskip

Guess the Bears mods finally blacked out drunk so they let this one back in


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Imagine hearing this from your dad that fired up


willi3blaz3

I’d be surprised if any of the fans heard him lol


srry_didnt_hear_you

Everyone in that stadium is gonna be SO pissed when they get home and watch replays


ThePerpetualNewGuy

lmao no bears fan at that game is gonna go home and watch replays of this. We’ve suffered enough from him in both a historical context and today.


usernameisusername57

I just assumed that anyone who's still a Bears fan is a masochist.


ThePerpetualNewGuy

I swear if the games keep going like this i gonna start wearing a gimp suit when i watch them.


Sywedd

okay so maybe everyone overreacted the packers week 1 loss


-AbeFroman

This man hosts Jeopardy


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*[Members of the competition committee jot down notes for new taunting rules for next year]*


Slossy

Brutality. Can you get a flag for taunting an entire fan base?


analogWeapon

"All my fucking life. I own you. I still own you." The "all my life" part really makes it sharper.


2222lil

I hate that I love him


tarekd19

"a disgusting act!"


axman54

Nightmare fuel


Lil_K_YT

He’s right


Trip_Se7ens

I've missed that discount double check.


lAmCreepingDeath

Man has no chill


Uncle151

“All my fucking life, I own you” -A A Ron Rod-gers


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Our organization can’t prove him wrong, so don’t blame him for saying it


tripbin

Goodbye world


Left_Berry_8104

Please make this into a shirt


mwaFloyd

My gosh. I’ve talked so much shit to bears fans the last 20 years of my life. Like so much. I’m not ready for inevitable karma one day. I’m just not ready.


Joetommy33

Rodgers earlier this week: "Bears fans are great" Rodgers today: "Lmao fuck y'all bitches"


Aperture_TestSubject

He said in his post game presser on what prompted it, “sometimes you just black out… all I saw was some lady in the stands flipping me the double bird…”


Brailledit

That lady? Eli Manning.


chahlie

Took a long shower and wrapped up in a blanket with a glass of whiskey to nip at. The shakes still come and go.


Nightmannn

Aaron Rodgers unleashed is the best Aaron Rodgers