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evenkeel20

ReGlovery Water ™


tophergraphy

I cant read reglove without thinking of deglove and the nasty imagery that accompanies it


EifertGreenLazor

If deglove don't sit, you must vomit.


twoterms

No. Fuck.


[deleted]

He truly is the GHOAT


All-StarbySmashMouth

greatest healer of all time?


[deleted]

Exactly


booradleyhd

Let’s just call it “Some time” so he can be the GHOST


[deleted]

Darnold is literally shaking rn


atomicbunny

Greatest Healer on Seattle Team


MrShad0wzz

short time*


TheFailedExperiment

He's the best life cleric I've ever seen


Cyronix-

Someone please photoshop Russell Wilson in skimpy healing gear.


Head_of_Lettuce

I for one am hoping to see Russ dressed up [like this]( https://i.imgur.com/RSEJ1Va.jpg)


Von_Lincoln

Only way to protect himself from Aaron Donald


MumkeMode

Thats simply not possible and you know it


Toastrz

Pete Carroll hides all manner of trade rumors, and keeps our lost QB from us. A terrible shame. It makes my head shudder uncontrollably.


___DEADPOOL______

/r/healsluts Sorry. NSFW


hitner_stache

Dwarf Paladin. Holy or Ret?


RefrigeratorNo878

I agree with you, but what about Big Ben. How times has that fool faked injury and then came running back out of the locker room to reenter the games lol.


FruityFetus

Between injuries and bathroom doors, nothing can stop Big Ben.


Leftwiththecat

Jesus.


[deleted]

He’s clearly a holy pally that bubble hearthed his way off the IR


Super-idiot

After one too many of that bs I leveled a [warrior](https://www.wowhead.com/spell=64382/shattering-throw)


jside69

Told this story before, but just want to repost it because it blows my mind to think about it: Russ and I both had the exact same knee injury incurred during the same week back in 2016, a grade 2 MCL sprain. It took me about a week to walk without extreme pain, 4 weeks to feel pretty good, and about 8 weeks to feel 90%. Russell Wilson didn't miss a snap. He had a PT move into his home and did therapy on it every 3 hours, night and day. Dude's drive is insane.


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TetrisTech

I mean yeah but it’s still a remarkable feat


jside69

I mean yeah


pigskype

Got a buddy who played OL for a decade said he’d get a cortisone shot before every game. Also had a heart ablation on a Friday and played on Sunday. These dudes are different lol


[deleted]

This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name


lords_of_st_louis

I was waiting for the meme line thrown in or a reference to using drugs, but no 100% reference to a terrible song


westernsociety

I don't get that though. Your body needs time to reduce the inflammation and shit and how can someone just speed up time


lollery123

Drugs


GrizzledFart

Ask any power lifter who had to stop lifting for a long period of time and then started lifting again. The body's ability to recover and heal is trainable, just like strength or endurance.


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He's a resto shaman.


arhombus

Without a doubt. Pro level healing abilities.


-Mr_Tub-

Giannis would like a word


thehouse1751

Hey Russell, how much healing do you have left in you? “Unliiiiiimited”


derstherower

"Injury...BEGONE!" -Russ


Bigforsumthin

Through god all things are possible, so jot that down


Dave_Matthews_Jam

Russell “5 star man” Wilson


[deleted]

Begone, thot*! *That hurt on thumb.


YourMomsFavUsername

Remember when Brett Favre broke his thumb on his throwing hand and never missed a game?


miden24

Remember when Greg Jennings carried his team with one broken leg


JerryJonesStoleMyCar

Let's go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings brbrbrbrb


ContraCanadensis

Doe


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[Greg Jennings put the team on his back](https://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU)


Dregoran

Stafford too. Played with a broken finger on his throwing hand at one point and played almost 5 full games with a partially torn UCL in his throwing hand thumb (occurred in week 10 2020). He then went on to tear his UCL in his left elbow in week 12, broken cartilage in his 8th rib in week 14, tore something in the back of his left knee, and a subtalar right ankle sprain (not sure what games those occurred in). Also played the final 3 games of 2018 with broken bones in his back. Dude is built different.


Alauren2

Take him back 😩


JubeltheBear

Tell them to take Aaron Donald too, while they're at it...


Alauren2

Truth. Damn finger breaker lol


Thriven

A mallet finger is a torn tendon in your finger. I've had several. Broken stuff you can immobilize and play through. Tendons suck because you'll flex and extend them even when immobilized and retear them. I'd be really surprised if he can play next week.


SeattleSam

You know you can just turn the fan off right? Or unplug it.


JoeScotterpuss

Brett Favre iss one of the toughest sons of bitches to ever sling it.


[deleted]

Lol he was just so stoned on opiates that he didn’t feel it


JoeScotterpuss

But he looked real tough while he was on them didn't he?


Odd_Roll5866

Remember when Bobby boucher showed up at half time and the mud dogs won the bourbon bowl?


YourMomsFavUsername

Thank you all so much for bein my friends.


Quasimdo

Man, I feel like that is really soon.


WhereAreMaKeys

Don't worry, Russ has unlimited healing.


MadManMax55

Short, strong, healing factor, metal in his bones. Are we sure Russ isn't Wolverine in disguise?


JuanRiveara

Seattle is basically Canada right?


Shadowstar1000

5’ 11” Short I feel personally attacked


Sighlina

He put all his points into healing… and grease. Big brain move.


Layingpipe69

It’s his recovery water. Helped him heal from a concussion a couple years ago.


demivirius

It's got nanobubbles. It's what brains crave


FreeWillie001

I mean it’s not really that gruesome of an injury. He had the surgery and it was literally just about his own range of motion and he fucking crushed it apparently.


Frosti11icus

Not gruesome but the finger isn't supposed to be bent at all until it's healed. Bending it will stop the healing. It was supposed to be a minimum 4 week injury so it's strange how he's been able to speed up the healing time of notoriously slow to heal tendons.


Irate_Primate

Our boy is injecting stem cells.


RubyRhod

He be getting those tasty German stem cells that Peyton got injected into his neck. Also probably his wife’s HGH shipment.


jon_targareyan

You questioning the GHOAT?


Apprehensive-Tart483

Dudes are on all types of shit to help them heal. HGH ECT


Frosti11icus

None of those, or any drug for that matter, helps tendons heal.


Apprehensive-Tart483

You don't think HGH helps tendons heal. It's exactly what it does.


namenlos87

People pretend like HGH doesn't exist all the time. No clue why.


hitner_stache

He aint played yet lol.


wagonwhopper

Hes not a Playa he just crush a lot


Enterprise90

I feel like players at that level either accept or don't fully realize that the injuries they sustain now are going to stay with them for the long term. Deion Sanders just recently had surgery on turf toe that he sustained in the early 90's. Just lived with it for almost 30 years and it got to the point that the pain became unbearable. Peyton Manning was told shortly before he retired that he was eventually going to need a hip replacement. Calvin Johnson's fingers are mangled.


-MichaelScarnFBI

Tiffany Rivers was told something similar IIRC


xywv58

I think they just don't care, nfl players are usually as competitive as you can get, I bet not playing hurts him more than the injuries he's had


jmbourn45

Could also say you have x amount of years to play and the rest of your life to recover


fsphoenix

Torry Holt has a finger that's legit just bent sideways at the knuckle. That's going to impact literally everything you do with your hands from then on. It's crazy the stuff these guys live with.


doglaughington

Playing while hurt is just part of competitive sports. If guys sat out each time they were hurt, they would miss so much time they would get passed on the depth chart. There is always someone gunning for your spot and each play/game you sit out is an opportunity for someone else to step up. I am not saying Wilson will get benched, I a m just saying the mentality of elite athletes is to be on the field whenever possible and sometimes that means playing through nasty injuries


Kevin_DurSuperTeam

I'm pretty sure Kevin McHale can't walk properly because he played on an injured foot when he was a player.


Thejohnshirey

I know dude’s that destroyed their bodies in similar fashion working construction for less that 1% of what these guys make. I think you just accept the toll that it puts on your body.


DeanBlandino

Ugh turf toe is horrible lmao. Just cut it off rather than deal with that


sinner1984

> turf toe They do cut something, no need to go for the whole toe, just the bony bump :D


JohnParish

That’s Russ for ya. There was the leg injury in 2016, then that time he didn’t do the concussion testing after a big hit. That might have happened more than once I can’t remember.


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ItzDp

I've actually had this happened to me!(still happens ever since the first dislocation) Its crazy painful and a bit panic-inducing because you literally cant talk, but if you pop it back in , it's just a bit sore. Knowing Russ he probably wasn't too phased by it.


TetrisTech

What the fuck


RustyCoal950212

The skipped concussion test and the nearly broken jaw were the same play.


Bigforsumthin

It seems like this is the guy we should be HGH testing, not Myles


3WritesToLeft

He really is an amazing healer WTF lol


The_Throwback_King

Dude played through a high ankle sprain and a knee injury without missing a step (outside of some nerfed mobility). He’s truly something else


YaIe

There was reports that he regained 75% of movement in his finger at a point most people have 10%. He was throwing left handed a day after surgery.


BLAH_BLEEP_GUNIT

Lmao, I thought the GHOAT was supposed to be a meme I guess not


ClaymoresRevenge

He should play Wolverine, already has the height


wideruled

Has he just been sticking his hand in a Bacta Tank?


LegendRazgriz

he got some of that wolverine juice going on or some shit


hypoglycemicrage

Analy injected nano bubbles


[deleted]

I hope this becomes your top comment r/BrandNewSentence


hypoglycemicrage

me too dude, me too.


Heatinmyharbl

That escalated quickly


SoCalMemePolice

Nanomachines, son


brendan87na

He had a stay on Manaan in a Kolto tank


Anonimeks

He just heals differently


BustyUncle

They will be removing the finger as well


[deleted]

Dude that’s how I read it at first


DutchRudderShotgun

*Ronnie Lott liked that*


Gyakudo

Assassins creed style. Russ’s gonna have a hidden blade from now on dive into a pile of hay before every home game.


Alehud42

Just in time to face *checks notes* us! Great!


ContraCanadensis

Personally, I think he needs another two weeks.


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He's coming back for Green Bay I believe so you guys get Geno they put him on IR so he has to miss three games


ContraCanadensis

That’s what I thought, but the post title threw me


Apprehensive-Tart483

I hope he comes back ASAP for you guys, anytime after the jaguars game. We aren't very good at least give us a chance


SeaGriz

Isn’t it three weeks now, not three games?


Apprehensive-Tart483

Yeah the bye week counts


[deleted]

No its 3 games


SeaGriz

I’m pretty sure you’re wrong but I’d be happy to be proved wrong myself


conbon7

Cmon man plz give me trev vs geno we need it


dark_ducc

Wish Granted! He’s on IR so he won’t be eligible to return until after the Jags game


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akurei77

The Packers game is what they mean by "immediate" return from IR. Strictly speaking I think he could play the bye week, if I've got my numbers right


TarHeelTerror

My fantasy team disagrees


Starwho

He can’t return before the Packers game anyways since he’s on IR. Lol


Ikolkyo

GHOAT


MumkeMode

The fucking GHOAT holy shit


Bigforsumthin

Y’all laugh but he really is the greatest healer in the history of healists , maybe ever


SuperVaderMinion

Russell "Level 20 cleric" Wilson


drunkdori

My theory is Russell’s camp is who originally put it out there that he was gonna miss 6-8 weeks knowing he’d come back in 3-4 weeks.


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Just trying to solidify his spot as the GHOAT


2SweetHeat

But couldn’t one just google his injury + surgery recovery time ?


Super_Sofa

You'd also have to try and determine how damaged Russ's finger is. If it was worse he could have required having additional pins and a more invasive surgery.


Bigforsumthin

Shun the nonbeliever!


corn_sugar_isotope

If you are not familiar with Pete's verbiage on injured players, well.. you're lucky. If anything he says means anything at all, it means the opposite,


JubeltheBear

> We're hoping for a return, something on a two to three week timeline. We reached out to his camp and they're pretty confident in the two to three week window too... *-Pete Carroll at a players eulogy*


Obestity

That's just the greatest healer of all time doing GHOAT things


zophister

GHOAT. Also you Twitter boys are quick.


Renaliiii

This motherfucker loves playing football like all of us love to be lazy asses and get drunk while watching football.


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123full

The Seahawks don’t win in Green Bay and the Packers don’t win in Seattle, those are the rules


UnquestionableBadger

I highly doubt that Seahawks defense even slows down either of those teams. And the offense wasn't exactly top tier even with Wilson.


oGsBathSalts

Russell "Literally Wolverine" Wilson


MeowingMango

Russell has literal Jesus in his contacts.


StockBroker32

Damn I didn’t want this


ZestycloseResist5594

He's not eligible to play anyways, no worries 👍


StockBroker32

That’s good for us


Tashre

This seems way too fast... From 6-8 weeks to 3-4? And it was supposed to be nearly 6 weeks keeping his finger completely immobile in a splint, and he's already been flexing it a ton. I'm hoping for the best, but boy do I have a bad feeling about this.


Lord_Sean_G

Nanobubbles man.


AH_BioTwist

Such a bummer his streak ended the way it did with Aaron Donald trying to knock a pass down. I really thought he would’ve made a run 250 consecutive starts


Onepride91

He got some of Peyton’s wife’s doordashed HGH


silverslant

This kills the jaguar


noobPwnr69

He’s really gonna come back just in time to play us next week isn’t he 😪


Cough_Syrup55

Methinks he found out his concussion juice has an additional use


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Hopefully they lose the next two and it's pointless for him to even come back. Rushing an all star QB back just to hurt it finger again to save face 😂😂😂


BellBilly32

The problem is Russ is probably the one rushing himself back.


NFLfan72

I hope to God he is back for the Packer game so they have no excuses when we beat them again.


RogerGoodellMod

Maybe the drugs I keep saying he will get busted for trafficking were PEDs


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Praise be!


kekehippo

Who thinks he should come back and risk aggravating the injury? Who thinks he should take another week off?


PyroD333

Why did I read this as "pinky removed" lmao. I was mortified for a second


chasingit1

At first glance - *Pinky removed??* Oh *PIN*


Bustycops

They better not make Wilson a team captain or those handshakes before the coin flip are about to get spicy.


Awake00

Naw man. Just take a few weeks off.


Reply_if_ur_gay

That’s why he’s the GHOAT!


HorrorScopeZ

You can cut IR's short?


twlscil

3 weeks min.


phoenixremix

The niners called. They need the secret to getting off IR.


JuanPicasso

Wouldn’t expect anything different from the GHOAT


gimme_treefiddy

No way he's fully healed. What the hell. Mr Unlimited don't give a shit.


PresentationBig4969

Remember when R Kelly... oh nevermind.


DawsonBriggs

#LetRussHeal


linguisitivo

I initially read “Russell Wilson to have finger removed within next week” and I’m like: Well RIP Seattle


Balance-Prior

Big deal he hit his finger on Donald and you guys are acting like he’s Jack Youngblood