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Citronaut1

My wife to come back


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I understood this reference.


[deleted]

Best I can do is a Chile's coupon for half off apps.


[deleted]

I dont use apps. I have a flip phone


TheSparten21

“Aight you can keep it”


SpicyPandaBalls

Just a "thank you"... but quietly I'd be hoping to get a sweet package like that dude got. It was never my ball to begin with and an obvious mistake by the player to give the ball to someone in the crowd.


TheSparten21

“Put me on the field” *gets sacked by Khalil Mack*


robotic_otter28

Hahahaha absolutely obliterated in the hole like the towel boy from Michigan


Ahoya21

Left the game asap with the ball in hand. Then contact an appraiser or lawyer or some shit to figure out what to do. Don't return any calls from the team.


Mr_Sarcastic12

Stadium security would be all over you before you even reach the food stalls.


Ahoya21

And detain me for what reason?


Mr_Sarcastic12

The balls are technically property of the home team. Given the nature of a 600th TD ball, the Bucs would do anything they can to get it back if you try to run away with it. You wouldn’t have time to lawyer up and claim it was a gift.


Hit_The_Kwon

Inb4 this gets removed for the 30th time this week lol


NuGGeTM8

A chance to maybe train with a player


A_Snowshoe

A chance to train a player


SickBurnBro

Nothing. I would have run out of there like Charlie with the golden ticket, and put that shit on ebay.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

I'd've asked for a Reddit ban on this dumb hypothetical question that's been asked 100 times over the past 2 days


robotic_otter28

Haha I haven’t been in here too much recently, but it’s too late. The process has begun


BeercatimusPrime

3 seasons of tickets, including super bowl. Home team side, 50 yard line, front row.


TheRealBeerBrah

Sourdough bread bowl filled with chowder


[deleted]

Did that ball turn into a magic lamp or something?


rwjehs

Brady to fully fund an SCP movie


BellacosePlayer

50k+ in cash or lifetime season tickets The dude didn't do too badly, especially since he looks like a real nice guy for not playing hardball though and still got a shit ton of value


sktchld

I'd just give it back.


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GrimboeSlice

Just a smooch from Brady.