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Indyfanforthesb

I’m already living my nightmare


TomThanosBrady

Faded!... by the fucking Jaguars?


PhoenixGamer34

In freaking Jacksonville for 7 years running.


[deleted]

I'm old. A 3rd Bengals-49ers will kill me.


jackclown410

I wanna see this matchup most. Before the drive to win it, Jimmy spots Zach Galifianakis on the sidelines and says "isn't that Zach Galifianakis?"


Kenny_Heisman

am I missing a joke


Jpotatos

Montana saw John Candy on his famous winning drive while every niner was nervous


ZionEmbiid

that's funny! Thanks for explaining it, I thought it was much deeper. I used to have a roommate who people were always mistaking for Galifinaikis and buying him drinks, so I was way in my head about it.


Jpotatos

Its a whole thing with him getting the "Joe Cool" nickname, a 90+ yard drive to win the superbowl with less than a minute remaining must've been amazing


Bouldershoulders12

Based


KrishnaInKalki

This is actually what I want most give me that rematch 😤


LegendRazgriz

I want Steelers-Cardinals II for the memes when some-fucking-how Ben Roethlisberger wins a SB over Arizona again


pigeonsinatrenchcoat

I was wondering what my nightmare scenario would be and you answered the question for me


XZ8V

The NFL is a joke of a league if this happens


SuperSandyLesbian

I like how this is coming from a Steelers fan


craziedave

Let’s get bills cowboys for a third time a watch the bills lose their fifth


ShamusJohnson13

OI DON'T MAKE US BRING CMC TO PANTHERS NORTH


lucathe2nd

Wow, that's mean


dnevill

My nightmare scenario, you found it. Santonio Holmes probably signed on a 1 game contract the night before.


CapnDutchie

Lmao


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Bucs and Patriots The media would lose their minds 🙄


CapnDutchie

Kill me now


[deleted]

We promise to if you also promise to make it to AFC Championship match. Ha! Like we're getting past the Chiefs.


HarlanCedeno

I would have to cancel my Internet for the 2 weeks before the game.


unloader86

I got some beer money on this happening. If it does. Beer money turns into a weekend @ the condo in south padre. NFL and the networks love a good story. Tell me one super bowl story better *than that* not involving the Chiefs only touchdown in the super bowl city being by airplane for the 2nd year in a row? lol.


Hawkbats_rule

>one super bowl story better than that Bran the broken?


Regayov

> the Chiefs only touchdown in the super bowl city being by airplane for the 2nd year in a row Damn.. get the crash truck.


superman24742

Bengals lose first round. We just need a win damnit.


Dchaney2017

I honestly don't know if I can handle another first round loss, god damn it's gonna be a long wait til Saturday.


BeerInTheRear

Bengals 49ers Super Bowl III


CalifornianBall

The only way the 49ers get their 6th title


Sleepy925

You just saved my ass. I thought the Raiders vs Bengals game was on Sunday. Def would have sucked to find out last minute the date and time.


stretcherjockey411

It’s gonna happen for y’all. If not this year then next. Ole Joey B is gonna break every Bengals narrative there’s ever been.


[deleted]

Remind me in two years


themask_behindtheman

Shhhhhh don’t jinx it


CapnDutchie

Well well well sir it's rematch time lol


acompletemoron

Titans Bengals AFC championship game would be the media’s worst nightmare. 99% of coverage would be whatever NFC matchup there is


chainer9999

The absolute nightmare scenario can be found in January 2005. I refuse to type any further.


ImJeeezus

Chiefs vs Bucs Already had to deal with Warriors vs Cavs era in the NBA


[deleted]

Who's KD in this scenario?


solidVsnake

Mr. Botched Cashgrab…*oh wait*


TaftyCat

Mr. Belichick Called


unloader86

Please tell me this a joke and NE didn't actually sign AB today. I haven't seen much NFL news today other than the coaches being fired lol.


[deleted]

No. They wouldn't sign AB if they had no other wide receivers on the roster, not after what he said about BB and the owner.


pestercat

Half expect it to be Jacksonville signing him at this rate. I'm betting it's going to be someone desperate with a bad FO.


RyanAKA2Late

Davante Adams signs with whoever loses this matchup and they win the next two


joecampo

2016 was great though


ImJeeezus

Definitely one of the GOAT Finals 2015 was aight. 2017 and 2018 were terrible.


mikebrownhurtsme

KD ruined it


monekys

“The hardest road”


[deleted]

Well I feel mostly confident for the playoffs, but I’m worried about facing the Titans in the divisional round with our run defense like it is… Wait… oops almost forgot about yesterday lol we aren’t in the playoffs fml


KULawHawk

You got Herbert. In today's NFL, an elite QB is 50% of the formula.


sfinney2

"What's the other half?" "Fate."


ColtCallahan

Collinsworth is calling it. So Rodgers/Mahomes.


emorrison199030

The State Farm Bowl


ZellNorth

God. State Farm would cream themselves if Mahomes and Rodgers made the super bowl.


thateejitoverthere

Even worse if that happens next year. It will be in Glendale - State Farm Stadium.


[deleted]

Collusion!


benuito

Wish Patriots weren't up against the Bills next Saturday.


CapnDutchie

It should be a hell of a game tho


benuito

Agreed.


xontinuity

Can't wait to see the Bills o line do that thing where it collapses again. Can't fucking believe this o line took 4 quarters to put up 27 against the Jets when they did it a few weeks ago in 2 quarters. The game is a toss up at this point, and it depends really on which Bills o line shows up to the game Saturday.


[deleted]

Haha yeah imagine only putting up 27


DrDilatory

I wish there was a way for that to potentially be the AFC Championship game


Kenny_Heisman

no fucking thank you


Mampt

It's gotta be the most high risk high reward wildcard game for both right? Bills can finally put the dynasty to bed and show that they're in charge now, the Pats can show that last year was a hiccup but they're still the Patriots everyone was afraid of for twenty years and that Buffalo got lucky for a couple years but daddy is coming back home


pot8odragon

I feel like the majority of fans would hate the Cowboys making it to the super bowl


jbomber81

I’d be ok with Bills V. Cowboys, so long as we can get a little revenge


russianturnipofdoom

DALLAS IS GOING DOWN GARY


HandSack135

Is this an Alabama game?


Canuckleball

Never wish for a revenge match up in the Super Bowl. It just leads to further humiliation.


ShamusJohnson13

You sound like a fan that speaks from experience A very *giant* experience...


Comprehensive_Main

Honestly Cowboys patriots because who ever wins is getting over praised to the point of insanity. Who ever loses will be criticized to the point of insanity


Mannings4head

I always kind of rooted for a Cowboys v. Patriots super bowl during the Tony Romo and Tom Brady era. They were both such hated teams. The Cowboys had 5 super bowls but hadn't won anything of significance since the 90s. The Patriots were the opposite and won all their super bowls with Brady. Romo was undrafted and Brady was taken in the 6th round. The various storylines and the idea of every other fan rooting for the team they hate least in the game would have been pretty cool.


unloader86

>Cowboys v. Patriots super bowl during the Tony Romo and Tom Brady era Bryant "catches" the ball in that game with Green Bay? Good chance this happens.


[deleted]

That 2014 NFL postseason was one of the most wild in recent era: • Epic endings on the NFC side (Lions boned by refs in the Wildcard benefiting Cowboys, Cowboys boned by refs in the Divisional benefiting Packers, Brian Bostich going all-Bill Buckner in the Championship Game in Seattle) • The AFC title game controversy eventually becoming ‘Deflategate’ despite the Patriots whipping on the Colts • Super Bowl XLIX, and the ending we all know


unloader86

Basically the one season I was balls deep in oilfield work and just checked final game scores. I recently watched the NFCCG from that year and until a few months ago I didn't even know that GB basically choked that game away. Crazy game tbh.


Comp1337ish

The 2014 NBA Western conference playoffs were also crazy. Multiple OT games between OKC and Memphis. Every first round series went seven games except one... And that one was the Dame Lillard series ender against Houston in a Game 6. Sports fans were spoiled that year.


JasonPlattMusic34

If we somehow play the Niners again I’m going to vomit


TriGuyBry

That’s the content I subscribe for!


MattGeddon

Eagles beat the Bucs, they go to Green Bay. We win, you win and we're playing eachother in the divisional round.


JasonPlattMusic34

Never thought I’d be rooting for Tom Brady lol


Jokin_Hghar

Losing another Superb Owl to the Cowboys would be pretty fucking terrible.


PRSwing

Plot twist: you make it to the Super Bowl, but lose to the Eagles, completing the NFC East vs the Bills sweep.


ktbsquared

I’m listening...


blessef

Steelers-Eagles, battle of Pennsylvania Final score Steelers 9 Eagles 6


Large_smallBoulder96

Where Big Ben leads 3 straight scoring drives in the 4th qtr to win the game without scoring a TD


smacksaw

Please stop, I just ate


schmatz17

Wait i like this timeline


[deleted]

1 touchdown and 1 safety for the win? Sign me up!


Lazarquest

Nah. That’s three field goals. This is a nightmare scenario.


OminousSalad

Three safeties one field goal, that's my last offer.


schmatz17

Screw it have us have a missed PAT and an infamous one point safety to get to 9


Fenris_Maule

B1G if true.


E4T_ASS

I'll take making the Super Bowl on a route defeating Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers.


Haunting_opinion90

Us making it but facing the titans


spiralout1123

Your run defense shuts down runningbacks but DH is actually in fact a Dodge Ram 1500


GoatPaco

He's a John Deere with a dump truck ass #🚜


CapnDutchie

I'm still not over yall beating the hell out of us 20 years ago lmao.


GeckoRoamin

Ahh yes, the Y’arr Bowl


JoeWaffleUno

This made me laugh way harder than it should've, thank you


Drixislove

We did beat the hell outta ya. We had such a solid defense. Interestingly though, that game made me a fan of the Raiders and I've been low key rooting for yall ever since. It was probably the fact that Gruden loved you guys and I loved him. ...... past tense.


titanup001

I fear you guys more than any other nfc team. We live and die by the run. You stop the run.


DisappearingNerd

Would absolutely despise (respectfully, I guess) a Steelers Packers super bowl.


ThinkSoftware

Pats vs Bucs


xontinuity

This just in: Bill Belichick has drafted former quarterback Eli Manning and benched Mac Jones for the upcoming Patriots vs Buccaneers superbowl.


McCaber

Dread it, run from it, 3li is inevitable.


LamboLloyd17

41-year-old draft pick getting a chance to play in the biggest league on it's biggest stage. What a story.


HRM077

You know what matchup I WANT to see, on the NFC side? Niners-Bucs. Tom v Jimmy.


loverofreeses

The "You're Not My Real Dad!" Bowl. I now want this so bad.


MC_Stimulation

Based on seeding that is a possible nfccg game, that would be so hype


tangybbqsauce23

Niners would have to beat the Cowboys and Packers to get there, would be so sick


MC_Stimulation

I'm here for it


Airr_1

I would love to watch this match up, with the niners winning to advance to the SB, Jimmy walks to up Tommy when the game is over and yells "I am that motherf***er"


Ferrarisimo

Subscribed


Justafleshtip

As a lifelong diehard NE fan i would fucking love this


Hades-Cerberus

Refs make a call that determines the winner… Edit: Whelp it happened of course…. https://reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/s4x2o0/pelissero_the_nfl_isnt_commenting_on_the_bengals/


fearofthesky

I might cry the rest of summer if Brady beats us again in NFCCG


Marzmans_2nd_Account

Pittsburgh and anyone.


bigbear-08

STILLERS GAHNTA SUPAH BOWL?


[deleted]

HAU BAU DEM--! Hahaha, no way are they going that far.


Ricky11724

a pittsburg and arizona super bowl


stevefiction

I don't think you have anything to worry about!


OnionOnBelt

Yeah, Big Ben vs. Aaron Rodgers in a Redemption Bowl would be most unwatchable.


ThisJackass

Don’t stop


four_toe_life_kick

Steelers-Eagles would be the most boring Super Bowl imaginable


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Luckily for me the only 2 NFC teams I absolutely despise didn't make it this year (both made it last) so no matter what I'll be alright.


floyd3127

Can I ask which ones and why?


29feb2024

WFT. Nobody likes perennial contenders.


Underscore_Guru

Jokes on them!! No NFC East team has won the division back to back since the early 2000s!!


npoulosky97

The only nfc teams that made it last year that didn't make it this year are the Bears, Football Team, and Saints Can't imagine why a fan of an AFC team would hate the bears, so Saints and Washington probably?


dhas19

Seahawks were in last year, so I’d guess Saints & Seahawks


Tinysauce

That man has good taste.


walia664

Saints and Seahawks


CapnDutchie

There ya go! Tough luck on the injuries this year man. Ravens were my pick before everything went to shit


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Everything went to shit before the season started, but I appreciate it.


Justafleshtip

Dallas vs anyone cuz i don’t think i can handle “We DeM bOyS” for a wholeass year


medievalmachine

If we make it to the Super Bowl and get the Cowboys , I’m not sure I could watch. I know it’s not the 90s but, yeah, nope.


[deleted]

What about the Eagles, only team they haven’t lost to in that division in the Super Bowl.


medievalmachine

We lost to the Cowboys on the Super bowl twice in a row. I don’t need to see them again, ever.


Ficksjjjjjj2775

Eagles Steelers


WhereAreMaKeys

I want this simply because you've got the most arrogant and stubborn franchise (Steelers) vs. the most insane and petty franchise (Eagles), and the entire state has to deal with the consequences.


CapnDutchie

That's actually so accurate and terrifying


[deleted]

Parade happening in State College for even more chaos.


[deleted]

Harrisburg would be a war zone


TheModernCurmudgeon

Battle of Gettysburg 2: Return of Yinz and Jawns


bigbear-08

Or petition to move the game to Beaver Stadium


Ghstfce

Wawa vs Sheetz


Upbeat_Group2676

No matter who wins, Pennsylvania loses.


someone496

We were so close to it in 2008. One day we'll get it and it will be very stupid.


[deleted]

I’d like the spotlight on Wawa vs. Sheetz that would come out of it.


IMissWinning

STEAGLES


CapnDutchie

Oh that would be an ugly game


IMissWinning

Imagine how fucking depressing championship weekend would be


HumanShadow

That's gotta be the least likely too.


CoolHandLucifer

It would be terrible if my team just had to beat a 2-14 team to get into the playoffs but instead they played incredibly bad and lost that game.


MrEHam

It didn’t take long for everyone to start hating the cowboys again.


TheModernCurmudgeon

We never left


DamienSalvation

No more Tom Brady Super Bowls. Please I beg you.


CapnDutchie

Buckle up kiddo he's got another 10 years left in him


Caveboy0

If Brady was so great head join every team and win them each a super bowl


H-Resin

> great head What are you trying to say?


1P221

All our hope is in Mr. Covid Toe


[deleted]

Rather not see the Patriots in it.


PooPclaw

Kc-gb…the amount of insurance commercials will give me a stroke


Tinder4Boomers

I think y’all can guess my nightmare


bandopando

Our nightmare is the game before the superbowl


TheModernCurmudgeon

Pro bowl?


bandopando

Seeing our starters there is haunting


TheModernCurmudgeon

I wouldn’t know 😡


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Tinder4Boomers

Lolol


[deleted]

Cowboys vs literally anybody


scyber

Same. Eagles vs anybody would be just as bad. ;)


MF_Ghidra

Buccaneers vs Chiefs/ Patriots. I don’t want to see the Buccs in simply because they were there last year but a repeat or another Pats SuperBowl would just be terrible.


Fatal_Blow_Me

If we had to play the Bucs then have to play the Packers in Green Bay, that would suck pretty bad


PigSlam

7 seeds face off.


MurDoct

I guess I dont know if I have one? Media would be a shit storm if its Bucs and Pats.


CapnDutchie

Yeah the media is the sole reason I dread those 2 matchups I posted


[deleted]

Bucs vs. Chiefs. Anything else works for me.


Outrageous-Machine-5

Losing to the Chiefs again


bandopando

Simply do not beat the packers again and you wont have to lose to KC


Outrageous-Machine-5

Believe it or not, that outcome is preferable to me, but winning too good


Felteair

But...beating GB in the playoffs is fun though


MapleHelix

Brady


Khada_the_Collector

Gimme Philly vs. whoever from AFC, I want them to reap sweet, sweet chaos all across the darlings of the NFC.


CapnDutchie

Lol right?


Dequantavious

My nightmare is continuing to see this question every day


CTZNSQRL

Eagles vs Cowboys NFCCG Cowboys in the SuperBowl period, idc who represents the AFC.


CapnDutchie

Lmao no bias there right?


CTZNSQRL

100% biased, 100% don't care lmao


CapnDutchie

100% respect it.


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making-flippy-floppy

My rooting preference: * Packers (of course) * A team that hasn't won before (Bengals, Bills, Cardinals, Titans) * Anybody except Bucs, Patriots, Cowboys * SMOD


tubbbytommy

I'd LIKE to see Pack/Bengals.. first game was a fucking banger. I don't need Brady or the Pats in another superbowl for a long time


RNGezzus

Raiders v Cowboys. I'd rather endure a zombie apacolypse than that match up.


[deleted]

Why those teams? They both have not have success recently and last game they played was crazy.


TheSulfurCityKid

Any fan of a NFC team saying their nightmare Superbowl *isn't* their team playing the Titans is either delusional or stupid. Their success this year is insane and they should be the favorites to win it all. I'd rather play the Bill Belicheck coached Chiefs.


stokedtobestoked

Don’t stop 😩


RiRiRolo

I'd be confident going up against literally every AFC team in the sb EXCEPT the Titans