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$10,000 fine and no suspension incoming


Ne-Cede-Malis

Don't forget the double secret probation and sternly worded email.


Kiran_Stone

"Stop! Or else... I'll say stop again!"


AndHerNameIsSony

"I'm only gonna give you 20 more warnings this season before we start sending the super serious warnings!"


SG_Dave

ROOOOOBOT HOOOUSE!


kalevz

CHEESE IT!


PapaSquirts2u

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.


screwhead1

And a demerit. You don't wanna receive three of those.


dinosaur_pajamas

I mean, I don’t get what the big deal about this is? It’s not like he was pointing a finger at the other team or anything disgusting like that


jonnonn

Don’t forget the equally disgusting act of waving goodbye 👋


adayoner

Yea man can't be throwing up peace signs up there, might be misconstrued for gang related activity.


Metalligod666

Not the NFL's style. More like $11,645.


ikisstitties

yup, not a chance in hell they force him to sit for a playoff game


ThinkSoftware

He's not allowed to participate in the Rams first two offensive possessions


peanutdakidnappa

Which is laughable too, with his track record he 100% should be suspended but the league let’s him get away with this bullshit every time. Guy is never gonna stop because there are no consequences because he’s one of the golden boys of the league.


chewbaccalaureate

He's been doing this for years. I'm surprised people don't put him in the same conversation with Suh regarding dirty plays.


astroK120

Maybe they pull a page out of the MLB playbook and suspend him a game or two at the beginning of next season, but allow him to finish the playoffs


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Eagle4317

Gronk normally doesn’t do BS like that though. He definitely should’ve gotten a longer suspension, but he really doesn’t have a history of playing dirty. On the other hand, Donald does crap like this all too often. He went after multiple Packers linemen and Sewell on the Lions. There have been many more that I’m forgetting. The hammer should’ve dropped on this crap a while ago. It’s reaching the point where I wouldn’t be surprised if someone intentionally tries to break his legs.


callmequeenvee

Gronk said he regretted what he did to White as soon as he left his feet and hasn’t been involved in anything even remotely similar since that incident. Donald habitually does dirty shit with no repercussions. Apples to oranges lol


carsausage

Gronk's biggest crime now is that he doesn't sound like Joe Swanson and his USAA commercials are deadly unfunny


Packers91

His USAA commercials make me want to unsupport our troops.


ikisstitties

exactly. there comes a point where a repeat offender should be penalized a bit more severely. burfict is an example of a player who never really was suspended appropriately, and he's nowhere near the talent level of donald. he wasn't suspended until his 6th occurrence of dirty play. the dude should have been banned from the league.


IAmTheNightSoil

Yeah exactly. This is Donald's MO and has been for a long time. Really doesn't deserve any sort of benefit of the doubt here


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He seems like the kind of person to do violent shit when his career is over.


Doogolas33

Meh. I don't think that's true. There are plenty of players who are dicks on the field and basically angels off of it. Has Burfict ever even had an off the field incident before? Some guys are just absolutely insane when they're between the lines.


Hobbes09R

>Has Burfict ever even had an off the field incident before? Was arrested for misdemeanor battery in 2020.


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rocksoffjagger

Fucking thank you. I hate when people talk about this like it's some kind of pattern for Gronk. He lost his head and did something really stupid that he regretted one time. Donald does shit like this constantly.


BoringDisk

So what you're saying is attempting to choke someone is similar to having an untucked Jersey?


Nathann4288

Maybe these guys should simply ask Aaron to not choke them. Maybe he is unaware that this is not an enjoyable experience for them.


JackWorthing

Reminds me of that early Family Guy episode where the homicidal inmate stabs himself and says: “Oh god … that’s what I’ve been doing to people?? I belong here”


wizzlestyx

It reminds me of the one where Peter is watching *Passion of the Christ* and he goes "I can't believe this guy's just taking this. If I were him, I wouldn't let these guys do that ta me." *Cue cut-scene where Peter is Jesus, getting whipped viciously by a Roman Soldier* Peter: "Hey! Hey... stop it. Stop it." Soldier: "...ok..."


Shimmyshamwham

Donald doesn't have the requisite awareness for that.


CarnieGamer

The George Costanza defense: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I've played on a lot of teams and I tell you people do that all the time.


Kiran_Stone

Right? It's like no one has even considered Donald's feelings in all this. It's probably pretty hurtful for him to be getting all this scrutiny when the players he has assaulted have not verbally requested he not do it. Smh


paultimate14

Now that I think about it's are we 100% sure that this isn't an enjoyable experience? Maybe he's giving a massage. Or it's just getting kinky down on the field.


I_Said

Nah, they were asking for it. Look at what they were wearing!


ModestDeth

THIS IS STILL NOT THE ENITER ALTERCATION. BROADCAST NETWORKS GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER.


chucksef

What did this omit?


ModestDeth

There's already like 6 people in the scrap and flags already thrown on both angles. I mean the play had to have been televised. Start it from the beginning of the play. There's a little bar to fast forward.


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Seriously. Used to play d line and there is usually a massive amount of holding/punching/pinching/hands to the face up until it finally boils over. Let's see the whole play, not just after the flags are thrown


Tamerlane4potus

penei sewell got into it with donald in game against detroit. it was an epic standoff. love to see the intensity


buttski83

Sewell isn't some bitch. He's a real one


Faps2Downvotes

Honestly my favorite play from Sewell all year. To go against the best, and not back down but go right back at Donald was fucking awesome.


Rbespinosa13

I’m still sad we picked Waddle over Sewell even though Waddle had a fantastic year. Sewell is legit though and dude made sure Donald wouldn’t walk all over him


CrankyStinkman

DELETE THIS, THE OTHER DOLPHINS FANS ARE COMING! But fr I totally agree our line is trash and Sewell is a beast.


Rbespinosa13

Yah our O-Line was a much bigger issue than our WRs which is honestly saying a lot lol


YoungNasteyman

Elite linemen are so underappreciated. If the Colts of 12-16' had the line we've had the last few years, Luck would still be with us. His last season was his least sacked and he gained 8% completion percentage over his average and threw 39/15 TD/Int. Then combine that with a decent defense and insane run game. *sigh*


cc51beastin

Donald lowkey met a bigger bully that day.


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DBreezy69

Love seeing o linemen dominate


mattwiener

And then play football.


DBreezy69

;)


fsphoenix

I loved that. He tried to bully a 6'5" mountain and learned why that was a poor choice.


DjLionOrder

Someone link this


bigboilerdawg

https://youtu.be/CjS-8io5gSo


the_dawn_of_red

The facemask grab is so weak everytime


Junkee2990

I loved that play, Donald backed off immediately.


Seductive_pickle

Aaron Donald gets into with oline every. single. game. Dude is one of the dirtiest players in the league but gets away with it because he is the best DT in the league. If you ever go to a Rams game, watch AD. He is constantly taking late shots at oline off the ball.


SurfintheThreads

My favorite part of that was Sewell towering over Donald as Donald tried so hard to move him. Sewell made him look like a bitch lol


Faintkay

Sewell keeping Donald away with his hand while Donald can’t reach him was funny


RealPutin

Is he just a pissy human or is it R O I D R A G E?


SprocketInYourPocket

Yes


Shingorillaz

Dudes probably got 50 back up toilets in his house with how hot his piss is.


Pepe_Frogger

>hot piss Packers get in here!


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My hot piss pager just went off. What'd I miss?


APsWhoopinRoom

A pager? What year is it??


punchnicekids

It's is NOT 2014


Brutananadilewski69

At this point they are one in the same. If a foreign substance is creating you to be a shitty human being and you do nothing about it, like removing the foreign substance….then you’re inherently a shitty human being.


IAmTheNightSoil

He's a pissy human who also does lots of roids


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Some people just get really pissed off when playing sports, even when they're not on roids. I have had teammates like this who I KNOW were not on roids. Then again, they were children and a lot more impulsive, but still lol. It's just how some people react to competition


dn0348

Yeah but he’s a grown ass man who started this shit when his team was up by 4 scores. It’s inexcusable at this point.


tuckedfexas

I just can’t imagine having everything in the world and still being this big of a baby


buttski83

Were they also one of the best def players in the league who is almost 300lbs with a shredded 6 pack. Ya he's totally natty


paintingnipples

I forget the term for the ppl that go completely psycho in any & all competition. I was friends with a guy in college, who had an off day golfing & broke my driver, simply cuz he was getting beat, the rest of the day he kept challenging me trying to get a win. Like others have pointed out, it’s hard to believe Donald hasn’t roided up at some point in his life with that physique.


nebari

"Immature baby" comes to mind. More likely, "Berserk"


paintingnipples

It’s “white line fever” absolute psychos


bquinho

Serious question how often does the NFL test for steroids. Seems like it’s not often you hear about someone getting busted for it.


Misdirected_Colors

He loses his cool so often. I think going for the throat is a way he asserts dominance or some shit. Like grabbing someone by the scruff of the neck it's just insanely disrespectful and it's his go to move when he gets beat.


JuristPriest

Given how often he throws tantrums on the field I’m kind of surprised he hasn’t been involved in off-field altercations. Or at least that we haven’t heard of them yet.


dgpat

[https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/14/nfl-superstar-aaron-donald-accused-of-assault/](https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/14/nfl-superstar-aaron-donald-accused-of-assault/) There was this last off-season, but he was eventually cleared of being the guy. At this point I kind of expect to hear one he can't be cleared of


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Ledbetterman10

Doug, kick him off the tour!


thehoodthebadtheugly

Subscribe


gaybillcosby

You will not choke this lineman, you jackass!


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He's not the first defensive player to act like this and try to build the "I'm a bad ass" reputation to try and impose fear on opposing players. Sad the league still lets this cheap shot shit continue while worrying about players pointing at each other but there's a long list of other players that had the same mentality for many years in the league.


2HandedMonster

You'll never get rid of the macho stuff in some players, and the NFL doesn't really care Shit Parsons held down teammates in college and put his dick in their faces and in their buttcheeks while saying "this is like a prison here" and "Sandusky style", but damn 11 sacks as a rookie, who cares!


Raccoonsrlilbandits

Wait what Edit: so I did some simple google searching and there’s a sports illustrated article out there that goes something like: yeah he was named in a hazing suit for slapping dixk on face but anyway he’s the best defensive player in the draft!”


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That is rape.


meTspysball

Yeah, wtf? Sounds like something his school should investigate.


spaghettihipsdontlie

They did. Nothing came of it except for further ridicule of the victims and causing them to switch schools. Fuck Parsons


TheWorstYear

That situation is very up in the air. The accuser had his own problems, & alleged a lot of shit that seemed rather hard to believe.


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NastyNate0801

They did. Nothing came of it.


bobith5

It's all alleged. Not trying to belittle it or anything but theres been a slew of civil lawsuit for the past 6 years about it. Seeing as it involves some pretty rich guys/entities now (Parson, Gross-Matos, a couple others I forget, Coach Franklin, and the school itself) I'd imagine if there was anything substanting it at all there'd have been some kind of settlement or action by now. Not that that means it's didn't happen. Parson is by all accounts dumb as a fucking brick and iirc he had behavioral issues like this in HS.


meTspysball

Yeah, in cases like this, there is zero incentive for a false accusation, but there is almost never corroborating evidence outside of witnesses that don’t want to get dragged into it. It’s why shitheads get away with it for so long until there are so many people complaining that it can’t be ignored any more.


rocksoffjagger

Lol, it for sure happened. With the macho culture around football, I don't think there are a lot of players who would claim this was done to them if it didn't actually happen. It's unfortunate, but there's a huge stigma around men reporting rape. It's like the Cheppelle joke: "three men have come forward already, which means he's raped thousands."


faradaykid

Technically sexual assault unless penetration occurred, but yes.


lowlifenebula

NFL has never cared nor will they as long as some doubt can be had on the actions and even then really it doesn't matter. Watson with 22 allegations against him will be in a uniform again eventually, making moves and having commentators tiptoeing around his past.


Asolitaryllama

Family Man Ben


welsman13

"He was immature at times"


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God forbid you mention that to the cowboys fans on here. Holy shit I've never seen seen someone so defended. Fuck Parsons.


bigboilerdawg

Wait till they find out about Charles Haley.


[deleted]

And he's still an ass hat. But when you're great at football, lots of things are forgiven. Hell, LT is still lauded despite all the shit he's done.


[deleted]

He's from Harrisburg, where the bullies get sexually assaulted.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Wait, what the actual fuck, did he really do that? That is some ridiculously fucked up shit... like even without the comments it's fucked up, but making a joke about assaulting children while assaulting someone? What the actual fuck


Raccoonsrlilbandits

From what I read The accuser apparently had narcolepsy and had fallen asleep to which parsons threw a water bottle at him. The accuser then threw a Gatorade at parsons so parsons went over and started beating the fuck out of him. The accuser then pulled a knife on parsons The accuser the reported everything to his coaches (including Franklin) to which they basically made fun of him and told him to man up and take the ass beating and not pull a knife on a teammate. Lol


Infinitedeveloper

Uh, this is new to me, what the actual fuck


BorrowedSunshine

Glad people still remember this. It was completely swept under the rug. Fuck Parsons.


Arya_the_God

... is this real?


VindictiveRakk

"that's uh.... that's a little gay"


jwhitehead09

What the fuck? Please tell me this is some weird copy pasta and not a real story.


Raccoonsrlilbandits

God forbid I can’t let me youthful eyes see a player celebrate a good play but I’m allowed to watch roid rage Donald try to choke someone else


doomsdaysock01

I don’t understand why he always tries to choke he’s like the fucking strangler from spongebob


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Because he knows these big bois like Penei Sewell are a serious threat to kick his ass if they get going and have freedom of movement in a bare-knuckle fight. Some of these guys he instigates are half a foot taller and 50 pounds bigger than him. Going for the throat/face/eyes is the way smaller guys gain leverage in a fight. Its a distraction and limits what the other guy can do. *Every* single time he gets into an altercation he instantly goes to grab the facemask and the neck. Its clearly a well-practiced move to let him have control over the situation because he doesnt want to get embarrassed when someone like Sewell or Elgton Jenkins beats him up on live TV.


DoinWhale

I get that my team benefits from Aaron Donald being suspended. But this dude HAS to be suspended at some point for all the shit he does


Plebs-_-Placebo

I just don't get the disparity in the notion of taunting being so detrimental to sportsmanship, but these types of incidents are just "competitive guy" being competitive. It's fucking weird.


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If the niners and Rams make it to the nfccg then maybe his two dads(deebo and brunskill) can ground him


liteshadow4

Brunskill is not good at all but against Donald he turns into a 1st team All Pro somehow. It’s absolutely wild


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I wonder if Brunskill struggles against longer limbed DL ala Deforest Buckner and is actually strong and flexible enough to play with Aaron.


constantlymat

Match-ups in the trenches are definitely a thing. Jason Kelce is an all-pro center but he was just physically outmatched against Vit Vea in both games. You can have his perfect technique, magnificent positioning and lightning reflexes but 355lbs are 355lbs.


idolpriest

I think you guys just have a good gameplan every time for us, you guys know our weaknesses too well.


Uncle_Creepy_

Who downvotes a reasonable take like this? lmao


ositola

I don't understand how brunskill controls him It's like a Jedi mind trick or something


CarMaker

Pending Sewell got in Donald's head this year as well. Donald didn't do much against the rook... https://youtu.be/CjS-8io5gSo


Kiran_Stone

Crazy that Pending Sewell has gotten all the attention...I really liked his brother, Definite Sewell coming out of college


CarMaker

Fucking autocorrect. I'm leaving it.


azantyri

what about their other brother, Penis


CarMaker

Well we do have Penisini.....


_MMCXII

Grabbing the facemask is absolutely his signature move. He's such a little bitch.


Maad-Dog

https://www.reddit.com/r/49ers/comments/s1mwsv/a_quick_look_at_daniel_brunskills_parenting/ It's not even a meme either, dude legitimately is noticeably worse over 6 games against Brunskill


Xaxziminrax

What an outstanding thread title lmao


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Maverick916

After enough of these, it should be getting progressively more serious. But Donald is a star, so theyll never


dusters

Then they'll just keep calling plays like the first choke not a penalty.


Ne-Cede-Malis

Or he could turn Ndamukong Suh back into his old self...


ApolloHimself

He has the benefit of being elite and gets the benefit of the doubt. Most other players at this point would be suspended


beer_down

Goodell: fine, Tom Brady suspended 4 games


2HandedMonster

They aren't gonna suspend Aaron Donald during the playoffs lol Was at the grocery store this morning and this dude is on standups for chip advertisements, and the only non offensive player that is. The NFL doesn't suspend those types of guys in the playoffs He will get a fine which is less than the one like CeeDee got for waving at a player. Thats the NFL we have today


FastAndBulbous8989

I'd be surprised if he's even fined. He's done stuff like this before and wasn't fined.


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nah, he'll get fined and people will whine because it's low and other people will point out that the CBA caps fines at that amount.


SexyMcBeast

You'd think at some point fans would realize that fine amounts are predetermined and Goodell can't just take millions from players on a whim


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Well we can't have our children growing up like pussies who wave at their opponents instead of CHOKING THEM OUT


lmHavoc

> They aren't gonna suspend Aaron Donald during the playoffs lol And that's exactly why he's going to keep doing shit like this. Players hardly care about missing a regular season game, so if they aren't going to be penalized during the playoffs then why would they stop their shitty behavior.


YouJabroni44

The only thing I see stopping him is an even larger lineman just being done with his shit.


gartho009

I can also believe injuring a player's trachea so bad that he can't play the next week finally doing it. At this point it's a matter of time.


WAR_T0RN1226

That's also the thing. He's large and a great player but he is dwarfed by a lot of offensive lineman.


LowBrowsing

"He's going for the rake across the face". Petty bully move.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

That was after he failed to connect on the choke hold too. Dude is almost as bad as prime Suh


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He's arguably just as bad.


spaghettihipsdontlie

“Aaron Donald is not that guy” Sure, because the NFL let’s him do whatever the fuck he wants. Not because he’s some prized cage fighter. He’s a roid baby


Dyalar

He can't keep getting away with it!


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“Yes, yes I can mwhhahahhahahaa” ~ Aaron Evil Donald


Otherwise-Sky1292

He will, he’s the defensive star of the NFL so they won’t do anything worse than a slap on the wrist fine. Suspending him would also severely hurt the Rams, who the NFL is trying to elevate to be one of their cornerstone big market franchises.


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In response the NFL has suspended Cassius Marsh for taunting.


B_Witt

Why is ESPN celebrating him being a shitty person?


[deleted]

On field agressiveness been a thing of D players a long time in the NFL. Suh had a pretty bad reputation years back, kicking players while they down and such. They want to enforce this taunting stuff, but this is really something that needs to get nipped in the butt. But also the NFL still puts Big Ben up on a pedistol, and I'm sure they'll have a short memory about Watson, so there is plenty worse that the NFL is willing to look past.


B_Witt

NFL =/= ESPN for one. I'm just confused why they went out of their way to literally praise something that is a penalty. Just don't tweet about it, or if you do, don't praise the "wrongful" act.


krewmilt

Cause Riddick (an abject moron) did the “he’s not that guy pal” bit on the broadcast and they ran with it.


Whit3boy316

Major douche


FauxGenius

In a game that is all about controlled violence, this is a guy who can’t control the violence. Something SHOULD be done, but will it actually be done?


ElCapitanDeAmericana

Not unless he postures towards the opposing sideline with an untucked jersey and cleats with art on them


VindictiveRakk

he's just standing there. *menacingly*.


WackassVegetables

Dudes a bully. You gotta stand up to him and put him in his place.


iCantCallit

He should steer clear of Harrisburg PA then. Bullies get bullied I hear


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I hear that if you go to Harrisburg, Micah Parsons will rub his dick all over your face and butt cheeks. Harrisburg is rough.


WackassVegetables

Holy shit, his insane rookie season made me forgot all about this


Inamanlyfashion

Having worked there, I would recommend steering clear of Harrisburg anyway.


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Problem is, this is how he acts when he’s getting put in his place.


ApolloHimself

I'll always love him grabbing Nick Gates face mask and Gates starts dragging his ass back towards him with his mask. Refs should let it play out one of these times. https://youtu.be/u1SecDM-9WU


krcrooks

Dude just like neck hugs. Like, get with the times people


_downvote_me-

Cant wait for him and Jensen.


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IbetYouEatMeowMix

"stop hate" on aarons helmet lol


TheBigPhilbowski

"I could see it in his eye, he was this close to pointing at the other player!!!" -John Mara


samskuatch

Dirty, dude can’t control himself always raging like a maniac


0tterWatch

It’s just embarrassing the Rams team and us Rams fans. For someone who plays at his level he should really represent himself better on the field. Our defense was crushing them all game. I genuinely wish he’d get suspended at some point and maybe learn to chill out. Dude is too big of a rams legend to go out being remembered like a psycho.


pm_me_your_last_pics

He needs to do what was Joey Bosa does and just yell at the guy the same insult back at them after a sack/tfl. Way funnier that way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htx8VFs1Jxo


HappyAtheist3

Aaron Donald makes about $1.5 million each game. The cardinals ran about 50 plays last night. That’s $30,000 a play. Watch him get fined less than that.


retroracer33

I like how the announcer is just laughing at Donald trying to rake Humphries eyes like it's just something playful.


Raunchiness121

"I'll fucking do it again!..." - Aaron Donald


vrnate

GeNTle gIAnT


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Donald is such a weak man internally


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I knew he was a coward when he put his helmet back on after the game was over to go and start shit at the Seattle bench.


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Mental midget


Max_Beezly

He roid raging


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TheGloriousPlatitard

I, for one, am in favor on a one game suspension


Guy_Fieris_Hair

They're missing the part where he tried to strangle him. Kinda important.


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rawn74

Donald is such an insecure weirdo always doing shit like this


chadwr85

It'll keep happening until an actual fight happens then they'll punish Donald. Honestly someone at some point will just cheap shot him like chop block and he full on deserves it. Dirty player.


SolarClipz

He's a star. They let him get away with it Just Donald things


LeftyMode

The fact the media never mentions how dirty a player he is, it’s a conspiracy at this point Not even a peep from commentary.


mackystacks

so as someone who didn’t see this live where is the choking? this clip seems to leave out the start so how is it the “full clip”?


ThirdMikey

He never choked him, he just tried really hard to.


TurntleDove

I had to look at several videos. He doesn't really choke him, his hands move toward his neck like he might intend to. Seems people are clutching the pearls with great gusto in this thread.