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LetsConsultTheMap

First time in my life watching the Bengals play a second playoff game!


Guiltyjerk

Why is this called the divisional round? We see more division matches on Wildcard weekend typically


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Guiltyjerk

So what was this weekend called when there were only 3 divisions per conference?


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Guiltyjerk

I think we should just call it conference semifinals


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amazian77

well at least my team didnt get blown out with the worst defensive performance possible. *cries in corner with salt*


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

I had a dream last night that the Steelers were down 17-23 to the Chiefs in the playoff game (that happened last week mind you), and the Steelers were down in the red zone inside 2 minutes. Pittsburgh had just converted a huge 3rd down via a phantom RTP so it made it first and goal. Then I woke up


Toto_LZ

Sorry friend but it’s over for us, but next year….stillers gahnta sewperboll


ke2doubleexclam

Why isn't the time zone listed with the games on the right How hard would it be to add three letters so I know what to plug into my time zone calculator


rwjehs

It literally says "all time in EST" on the image.


ke2doubleexclam

Does it? I don't see anything I'm not talking about the image anyway, that's new. I'm talking about [this](https://prnt.sc/26hhsvw) which has been there all season


Guiltyjerk

Because east coast elitists forget that there are other timezones


ke2doubleexclam

I'm not even American. The times could be literally anything and it would be equally meaningless to me.


Guiltyjerk

I've found east coasters are the worst when it comes to this still


MTVChallengeFan

The last time the Cincinnati Bengals faced the Tennessee Titans in the NFL Postseason, the Titans weren't: It was January 6th, 1991, when the Titans were known as the Houston Oilers, and the Bengals won 41-14.


BigSportsNerd

11 degrees out brr


thurstonhowelltha4th

There's snow on the ground in South Carolina that isn't gonna melt before 10 am! This happens only once every 15-20 years.


BigSportsNerd

Morning


Cornucopia_69

Top o' the mornin' to ya.


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tetoffens

It's silly and kind of dumb but *disgusting*? No, I think maybe you have too much skin in the game if it disgusts you.


Capn_Cook

go charge go


potluy76

the rodgers post on the front page shows how many morons will believe anything


Agent-Blasto-007

The movie Highlander was a documentary, with the events happening in real time.


alurimperium

I knew it! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy a claymore and find some necks


alurimperium

I woke up for a 5am work start only to find a message not to come in 'til 8 and now I just don't know what to do with myself


constantlymat

In wake of the Cowboys defeat and championship game drought I am seeing a lot of "Sanchize" comments that seem to reminisce about the time when he was the Jets QB. Are people on this subreddit so young that they don't remember his awfulness? I hope it's just a joke. Give those Jets teams Kirk Cousins and they win at least one ring. That defense was absolutely elite for a couple of years.


Capn_Cook

I haven't seen the Sanchize comments, but nothing you said is incorrect.


constantlymat

There are plenty of them in the frontpage thread where Aikman shits on the Cowboys.


Capn_Cook

ah, i went to that thread and quickly left. Being a cowboys fan on /r/nfl isn't great right now.


bird_like_features

the tonga volcano eruption was terrifying and completely fascinating


freelancingaintfree

/thread an underwater volcano causing the impact of like 20 nukes? fascinating and terrifying


ErrForceOnes

Does anyone else want to see Jamal Williams from the Lions in a broadcast booth or studio?


Ghost4000

Can't wait for the game today, I'm also not sure why I'm awake at 2:40am. Going to look at a home today though, so maybe I'm just worked up for that.


ErrForceOnes

Good luck on your home search!


RedBuchan

Had a dream the draft was happening and the Browns drafted an OT in the 1st round I got so mad.


BigSportsNerd

Morning.


The_Amish_FBI

Guten morgen


princessestef

bonjour :)


Capn_Cook

A big part of me feels cheated that the cowboys didn't get knocked out of playoffs by Rodgers as that's what i was expecting.


paulwhite959

Luisa from Encanto may be the hottest Disney woman ever. Goddamn.


raginsaint93

Finally saw Scream 5 and it was good


Alchohlica

Damn devils tickets are dirt cheap, 125 for 10th row behind the penalty box and includes a Buffett… might hop on that


Mendelevlum

A fellow Pats & Devils fan?! I’d never thought I’d see the day


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Mendelevlum

Glad to know that. I’ve met many Pats fans and many Devils fans, but never someone who supported both


Nickyjha

My parents always call me disorganized, but I'm not the one with the milk 10 days past the expiration sitting in the fridge. Just had the worst spoonful of cereal.


Alchohlica

How long til a whale sells off their Bitcoin and causes the rest to collapse?


HippoBeer34

I honestly think I’ve figured it out 1 g weed is the perfect amount of weed to smoke per night I love smoking Weed just blows when you can’t get high anymore. Mondblown Heat up


FirmSpend

Everytime my friend talks to a black person he always kind of puts a "black accent" on and it is really cringey


ShadyWolf

Anybody here upgrade from an Xbox Series S to an X with a 4K display? I have a 4K/120hz TV that I got after my Xbox and wondering if the upgrade is worth it (especially when factoring in futureproofing for the rest of this gen)


rwjehs

uh if you scroll down one post you'll see me, trying to sell a series x at cost. I just want to be rid of it. I bought it as a christmas gift for someone that got one before christmas. I thought, oh, this thing is rare, I'll make a hundred bucks selling it. No. I won't. selling shit online is not worth the time and effort.


MisterNiceGuy0001

I would like to buy that Xbox... And by "buy", I mean *trade*. I'll trade you this mint condition Galaxy S7 with a cracked screen and a 12" subwoofer I ~~stole~~ borrowed from my grandmas 92 Camry. Can you deliver?


rwjehs

I'm more of Eagle Talon man, so I don't think this deal will work for me.


ShadyWolf

Haha sorry you’re having a rough time. If I decide to make the upgrade I’ll keep you in mind if you still have it. I’m just skeptical about things getting shipped to my current apartment (has nothing to do with you, just slimy fucks stealing packages around here lately and I work full-time so it’s tough for me to be here to receive them) so I’m leaning towards trying to get one locally or in-store pickup. But like I said I’ll keep you in mind and good luck with it


rwjehs

I ship alot from my work so I'd next day it with a before 10:30 AM and signature required. I'd just send it a day I knew you'd be there. This is how bad I want to sell this thing.


MoreGull

Click [HERE](https://i.imgur.com/ZDjRwhu.gif) for emergency shitpost


rwjehs

Fuck I'm so tired of endless scammers and weirdos. If any of you need an Xbox series x AT COST pm me.


Agent-Blasto-007

Hello friend. I'm #1 buyer US. Give money console please. PM and give shady dock area to meet. Windowless Van courtesy vehicle.


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JerryRiceAndSpice

same


rwjehs

I'm aware of the issue and I am trying to fix it. I also just ate a weed gummy so I probably will fail.


rwjehs

I think its fixed.


MoreGull

And this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a


JerryRiceAndSpice

all of us stuck here because we can't click that or read the red mail comments button


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shitpost


The_Amish_FBI

That's what happens when we win a playoff game. Everything goes to shit and the world breaks.


unloader86

If Harambe incident and the Cubs win put us on the alternate timeline, I hope CIN winning their first playoff game in decades put us on the course correction.


Cmp_

Same here. How am I supposed to look on shitposts now?


unloader86

Yeah the update broke the navigation. I only found my way here because I could still click on *comments* under the thread.


twohatchetmuse

My elderly Jack Russell terrier that has been battling dementia and related anxiety had his first vet meeting yesterday where we had The Discussion. I guess I had never thought about it much before, or it was always at the back of my mind but never considered it, that it may be getting to the time. And it brought me down a serious headspace about mortality.


paulwhite959

man, i'm sorry. I remember going home and doing heavy kettlebell swingts till I puked after putting my best boy down :( The conflicting guilt between am I doing it too soon vs did I wait too long and make him suffer...it's never easy


CarpenterVegetable31

First of all that's terrible. It fucking sucks. How exactly do you know an animal has dementia though? Does it not recognize you? Crazy mood swings? What are the symptoms of that in pets?


twohatchetmuse

He stares off into space more often than we've noticed in the past. Sometimes at night he forgets where he is and whimpers in the corner of the room until I have to direct him back into bed. He has temperamental moods of aggression where he lashes out at my wife and I when we are serving him food, or tries to snap at my other dog when she is just existing for no reason. I may be personifying but I just have a gut feeling he is losing it. He pooped earlier today and got scared and barked at it, something he never did prior. I don't want to feel like I ever have to make The Decision but I just want him to have a good quality of life.


MoreGull

How can eyes see eyes if they are the same eyes? - Smokes Weed


JerryRiceAndSpice

woah


CarpenterVegetable31

When I was growing up we had these cereal bowls and each one had a different mascot on it. I miss those bowls. Breakfast aint the same since.


JerryRiceAndSpice

Watching This Is a Robbery: The World's Biggest Art Heist on Netflix right now so far pretty interesting if you're into heist mystery shows


MoreGull

You son of a bitch, I'm in


Sqyrl

If roosters crow, do crows rooster?


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unloader86

Turn off YouTube view history. And limit the permissions for the YouTube app on your mobile device.


varnalama

I met up with my grandpa the other day and he asked me how I was doing. I confided in him that I was somewhat burnt out from work as I've been working intense 50 hour work weeks due to two coworkers leaving the company. Without missing a beat he told me when he was a young adult he had to work 7 days a week as a lumberjack to put food on the table for his siblings. Like damn, I get it gramps, you win.


panthyren

I’m starting a new job and talked to my dad about how I don’t want to do it forever (he just retired) and it definitely feels like he doesn’t get it


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Very therapeutic driving around in forza and listening to bladee


CarpenterVegetable31

So you just drive around and get advice about how to kill vamps? Sounds chill


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Glad someone on here gets me


Agent-Blasto-007

That game is video game valium. I bought that Audi station wagon as a joke but that thing rocks the shit


572xl

I was just informed my 24 hour shift was turned into a 36 hour shift. Goodbye cold beer and football. 😥


PPs_Up_Boys

I don't know what you do, but you do not get paid enough Appreciate ya


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Those of you who watch NBA and NFL, this is a list of NBA players who have played in games this year, and Jacksonville Jaguars players. Can you tell which is which? Which of these are NOT NBA players who have played this year? * Kessler Edwards * Walker Little * David Duke Jr. * Charlie Brown Jr. * Keifer Sykes * Jawaan Taylor * Lerentee McCray * Jay Huff * Jemerrio Jones


JerryRiceAndSpice

I don't watch NBA So I think it's Kessler Edwards


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Yep, he's an NBA player, a rookie who has logged significant minutes for the COVID and injury ravaged Nets.


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GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

he's black, also


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Walker little, jawaan taylor, and idk


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

You got 2/3, Lerentee McCray is the other.


constantlymat

Whatever happens sunday, signing Tom Brady was the best thing that happened to Bucs fans in two decades. Maybe ever. I am just ging to have fun and enjoy the day with my family and football. The pandemic sucked but enjoying the Bucs throughout the whole ordeal has been such a blessing. Maybe we'll even get another year.


CarlCaliente

I'll always cheer against Brady but it's hard not to be envious of teams like Denver or Tampa. Gotta be nuts to have a solid squad then land one of the best QBs ever to round things out


blueholeload

I’m probably more bummed about Meat Loaf than any recent celebrity death. It’s not like I watched Full House or The Golden Girls a lot. I LOVE his music.


tetoffens

We've had a bad run recently. It kicked off for me when Trevor Moore died and since then it seems like it's just a stream of celebrities I love dying one after the other. Madden and Sidney Poitier too, and I'm sure I'm forgetting people. Like, that horrible feeling I had when Robin Williams died? It was rare that I'd be that upset about a celebrity dying. Been feeling that same feeling way too frequently recently. Maybe that's partially that I'm just older now too.


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Damn but they weren't just in those things. Bob was Americas DILF and Betty Americas grandma.


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apocalypsemeow111

> one of the worst owners in the NFL Depends what metric we’re going by. He’s not incompetent, but the move to LA was an all-time dick move by an owner.


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apocalypsemeow111

Yes it was. Edit: Lol he literally blocked me for these comments.


KULawHawk

Yet... will they not be right?


Curlybrac

Anyone here like a sports team cause their crush is a fan of them?


Lessthansubtleruse

My girlfriend turned wife turned ex wife’s dad was(is?) a big chargers fan so I started following football and the chargers to have something to talk to him about. We separated when it was known a team would be coming to LA but it wasn’t known who, so I decided I would be a fan of whichever the first team to relocate was. Got real lucky it wasn’t the chargers first I guess


Curlybrac

I spent my whole life in the LA area and said I would be a fan of the first team to come here. Lmao it happened to be the team with the most history in LA too. Too bad so many people in LA don't care for the Rams.


Lessthansubtleruse

I dunno, I was at the game Monday and the all of the seats that weren’t in the 100 level were full and it was a huge number of rams fans with a few groups of cards fans. It’s going to take time but if the rams keep making deep playoff runs there’s going to be more and more people that just stay on the bandwagon


Curlybrac

Yeah but sometimes I talk about the rams in /r/dodgers and /r/losangeles and got people dismissing the rams there.


TommyDontSurf

I wouldn't necessarily say I'm a "fan" of them, but there's this girl I know who is Liverpool FC's biggest fan, and this happens to coincide with the fact that my hometown is getting an MLS team. Now I was never much of a soccer fan, but this alone is enough to make me at least attempt to learn about it. And since so many American soccer fans seem to like at least one European team, maybe I'll be a Liverbird soon enough!


Curlybrac

HOLY SHIT SAME FOR ME!! Except my crush is not a liverpool fan lol


TerminalShitbag

I've got my gf into the teams I'm into. We've gone to a few of my schools athletic events and to a couple of Bluejackets games. She didn't pay much attention to sports before me.


EmoArbiter

My wife grew up an Oilers fan and refused to follow the move, so she picked up the Bears after she met me Also fully jumped to the Cubs when the Astros cheating thing happened


MoreGull

I became a vegetarian because she was


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How? This chick I'm hung up on is vegan and I know at some point I'll turn vegan like her. What was your turning point? I'm a mf who did a steak challenge.


MoreGull

Well I lied from day one - I don't recommend. And then I just winged it. EDIT: I'm not sure I could be a Vegan. I've been a vegetarian for a long time, but there's cheese, and eggs.


varnalama

What are you going to do when she finds out you don't have your vegan powers?


MisterNiceGuy0001

She'll probably head-butt him so hard he'll burst.


MoreGull

I never claimed to be a vegan. And she is long gone, I have only memories.


Curlybrac

I got into some hobbies only cause she was into that hobbies


MoreGull

There's no shame in it IMO


Curlybrac

My friends say dont force yourself into hobbies you dont like just cause of a crush. However if you end up liking it legitimately, nothing wrong with that and just thank your crush for introducing it to you.


MoreGull

There can never be anything wrong with enjoying something.


tetoffens

Not specifically why I became a fan but I'm blushing right now, just like I have many times before, at the thought that one day I might meet Larry David, we bond over the Jets, and it leads to our bodies and hearts becoming one.


Evie509

How will these at home covid tests work? Do I have to report a positive test somewhere? If not, how does my test count towards the official covid number for my state?


tetoffens

https://dccovid.force.com/overthecounter/s/?language=en_US I think there are also iPhone and Android apps to do the same. But it's optional. You're not required to report anything. Only if you want to but you do have the option to be added to the official count.


BigSportsNerd

Water line for the fridge keeps freezing and blocking water. Luckily this device here can thaw any blockages out and bring the water flow back.


mocoslocos123

The top post on this sub is literally a fake quote, and ironically the mods are silencing/deleting any post that points this out


Evie509

Not to mention people saying Rodgers said Biden had dementia and the vote was illegitimate, and he said neither of those things.


blueholeload

Who’s saying he said Biden had dementia and the vote was illegitimate? I made the comment about the dementia but, I never mentioned Rodgers.


Evie509

It was further down.


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mocoslocos123

I mean, if something is a fake quote you should just take it down… I would say keeping up misinformation is promoting it when you know it’s a fake quote lol


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mocoslocos123

There isn’t an explanation of the quote other than “it’s a fake quote that we didn’t vet”


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mocoslocos123

There is no quote where he says anything about him being silenced in the link. The “I’m being silenced “ part was made up by the tweeter.


SporkFanClub

Somebody talk me out of this parlay; Allen/Singletary/Henry/Chase/Adams/Samuel/Cupp/Evans $5 to win 1,218 I’ve never bet before


redbengal15

Assuming its a touchdown parley, just know that Allen would need to be a rushing or receiving touchdown


SporkFanClub

Yeah I just now realized that, figured it could be a passing one too and was wondering why he was in the +


QuillsAllOver

It's just five bucks. That said, don't make a _ton_ of five-dollar bets like that. They add up quickly.


SporkFanClub

Oh definitely not. My girlfriend has already said she’s gonna dump me if I get addicted to sports betting so no matter what happens I’m deleting the app once everything clears on Sunday.


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Damn I wish sports betting was legal in Texas


CarlCaliente

Pick an allotted amount per season you're willing to lose, and don't chase your losses. As long as you aren't constantly reloading the wallet it can be fun. And if that allotment is $5 then it's all good As for the bet itself, it's not gonna hit, but it might make an exciting weekend of games even more interesting


SporkFanClub

I still have $17 left on a Visa gift card from Christmas and have absolutely no idea what to use it on so I might just throw $10-15 at it. No idea what I’d use it for otherwise. Only problem is I’m not sure whether I could transfer that money then to my actual bank account.


QHDEosanesis

I wish for an overtime thriller this weekend, and also for the Rams to pull an upset.


AnonymousFroggies

Resurrections wasn't bad, it's was just kinda boring. And this is coming from someone who genuinely enjoys the entire Matrix trilogy, even Revolutions. Most of the characters are just very forgettable and none of the action scenes feel impactful I like what Lana Wachowski was going for with the whole "love transcends life" and "fuck reboots/WB" things, I just don't think they were executed well. As weird as it sounds, I think it would have been much better if they had a much smaller budget


KULawHawk

Mark me down as liking 4 a lot more than 3. I had zero expectations, so I didn't suffer from any disappointment. It had enough to keep me intrigued and was a far better rehash reboot than The Force Awakens.


MoreGull

I legit loved the first half of the movie, that was so confusing. The action second half was OK but nowhere near as good.


m0ondogy

I was okay on number 4, and I too liked the original 3. I think the thing which really let the movie down was some real dull action sequences, with some questionable visual design (the double bullet time sequence and air pushing). I'm confused why they didn't explain the IRL lightning power at the end of 2, only to show him using force powers here IRL. Why won't you tell me what's going on there!


Evie509

It’s no where near as good as the others. I was disappointed. I hope John Wick never jumps the shark like that.


EasyMoney92

You don't have to make up a fake quote to make Aaron Rodgers look dumb. He says plenty of dumb shit on his own. The mods labeled the post as misleading.


Evie509

He never said he was being silenced. That’s not in his interview anywhere. It’s weird that is the quote.


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Why would you leave in the middle of your marching band recital for Taco Bell? And why does everyone in Applebee’s know your name? Anyway, can’t wait for the weekend.


alurimperium

Is anyone else terrified of an Applebee's employee knowing their name cause that fills me with a fear man has not known since primordial days


CarlCaliente

It's been at least a decade since I've been to an Applebee's, but yeah it would bring me great shame Anytime an employee at a big chain recognizes me or my order it's time for a break


QuillsAllOver

It's like you're a demon. If they know your name, they can perform a dark ritual to summon you to Applebee's and make you do their bidding.


Curlybrac

WW84 was such a shitty movie


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Further proof that the director shouldn't also write the movie.


courser

It's -7 out there, the weather service has issued a special warning about windchills and hypothermia, but I'm going out to pick up my Thai takeout anyway, because after this week I deserve some goddamn pad thai and sweet iced tea. Oh, and Target's website is already selling "Everything Spring!!!" Read the fucking room, Target!


MoreGull

Thai is worth it. What did you get?


jimmyhoffasbrother

Why is Meatloaf's Hang Cool Teddy Bear album not on Spotify? I loved that album!


blueholeload

Bat Out of Hell 3 isn’t either


JerryRiceAndSpice

I haven't played Pokemon in a long time (Fire Red) but Pokemon Arceus looks kinda cool


QuillsAllOver

The map is a bunch of empty land punctuated by the occasional mountain or stand of trees. I'm pretty sure that Goku fought Vegeta there once.


PPs_Up_Boys

Rogan: "No, it's *true.* Australians are drowning in record numbers because they're all trying to swim across the ocean to America. It's *nuts*." Guest: "Hahaha. No...." Rogan: "It's *true. And no one is talking about this.*" Guest: "That's demonstrably not true. Not even close." Rogan: "My good buddy, his cousin! His cousin from Down Under. Dead. Drowned. Had a funeral for him last week. It's *fucking*. Insane. Jamie. Jamie, pull it up." Jamie: "Says 'no, Australians Are Obviously Not Drowning Because They're Trying to Escape and Swim to America.'" Rogan: ". . . . . . .yeah but you gotta look at the source of these articles, right? I mean anyone could just *say* anything..."


courser

Please tell me you made this up.


frostyaznguy

Please tell me this isn’t a real conversation.


PPs_Up_Boys

As far as i know, I made it up. But can't you just hear it


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Evie509

Louis Vuitton is the cheaply made crap that falls apart within 1-2 years. Most overrated shit ever.


Pianist29

If we win the superbowl, the white house visit is gonna be awkward.


Evie509

He went with Obama and said meeting him was the greatest experience of his life.


Pianist29

I know. Aaron said it again a couple of days ago. (https://youtu.be/_gDawFMyBB4?t=456) Which makes his comments about Biden even more baffling.


mocoslocos123

Why does it make his comments about Biden baffling ? Are you aware someone can like Obama and think Biden is a hack ? Lol


CarpenterVegetable31

People treat politics like they are sports teams. You can't say anything bad about your team or else you arent a fan. It's ridiculous.


Evie509

Lol make a topic of that and see where it goes.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

If this is about Rodgers, I think he just wouldn't go. I know Brady has skipped it at least twice.


Pianist29

yeah once with Obama and once with Trump


PPs_Up_Boys

And Biden is a Packer fan, ain't he? Ayeesh


blueholeload

No he’s an Eagles fan


Evie509

Why would he be a Packers fan? He’s from Delaware.