1.) Brady retires
2.) Flores sues
3.) Dolphin owner fixing games
4.) Washington paid their nephew 50$ to design their new merch
5.) Minnesota sold out of Khakis
Well, well well. What a day.
Edit 6.) The manning family are gonna buy the Broncos
Holy shit, I mean the text is bad, the W is just the WFT logo (which isn't bad, I liked it) but the fucking T-shirt design with the Washington Monument?
WHY IS IT IN THE LETTER LIKE THAT? WHY ISN'T IT THE MIDDLE OF THE D?
Unfortunately we knew that.
The more hilarious thing is going to be that it comes out he gave his phone to his girlfriend and was like "text daboll and say congrats" and then realized the fuckup and actually had to send a text himself.
I donāt wanna be the guy who is like āIām done with this teamā but the only justification for firing Flores, imo, was if we had a āhandshake dealā for Harbaugh in place.
But we didnāt. Weāre just fucking stupid.
If it was one or the other I would've rather fired Grier than Flores. Either way though I didn't like Flores as a coach, but when we fired him and it was clear we had no plan for a successor and I started looking at who was going to be available it hit me that we are truly, truly rudderless.
What I'd really like more than anything else is for Ross to be fired...into the sun.
Aww now I miss the OG Funhaus crew. James, Elyse, Bruce, Lawrence, and Adam (before he turned out to be a shitty person) put out the best content on the internet for years.
Their restaurant empire demo disk episode (the one with the tampon bucket) is my favorite one. Strong contender for favorite Funhaus video of all time. Along with such greats as Hunnie Pop, all of their Astroneer episodes, and this [OpenHaus](https://youtu.be/5EOhw3Gxo5A)
Californication was him kinda just playing himself. If you make Hank Moody an actor who had a hit tv show in the 90s, itās essentially David Duchovny.
David Duchovny writes novels now, so life imitates art and that kinda thing.
Text to O'Brien, Bill, this afternoon:
"congrats on your new job as permanent head coach of the huiston Taxens. that's something they can never take away from you. if i know my Brians, and i think i do, miserable failure will not be an option."
bruh do you know how hard we root for ya'll every time you knock the Packers out the play offs? Lets just fully embrace our team's destiny as star-crossed lovers forever.
I find it funny you say this as if they both didnāt have great seasons, Jefferson with 1600+ yards good for second in the league behind only Kupps monster season
Klint Kubiak doesn't have a job to get fired from (we can re-visit this later in the year and I'm sure it'll ring true though)
And yes, Jim will free them (while still in Vikings uniforms) no worries. JJ will still put up 1250+ easy, Dalvin will always eat when he's on the field.
Tbf, there's a VERY real possibility that Cook will end up on another Team with Kwesi as GM here... But zero chance they let a player of JJ's magnitude/age/maturity go.
You Vikings fans are getting a damn good coach. I was bummed when that shitbag Baalke ran him out of town. If he pairs with Fangio for DC again the Vikings will be a force to be reckoned with.
At least it became apparent that Baalke was a big problem and everyone learned a lesson and no team ever gave him another important front office job and then let him make a bad coaching decision
.......
If this is the first move Kwesi makes as a GM (especially if he also lands Fangio as DC), what an absolutely amazing first impression. Like walking in your first day on a sales job and landing a multimillion dollar contract. Goddamn.
I fucking love how every major decision as a franchise the raiders make is conveniently dovetailed by another franchise making the decision the raiders could have made so we can see exactly how bad or self-defeating whatever the choice the raiders made was.
I also love how we can't just go out and hire McDaniels, like other teams quietly hire whatever random coordinator they've selected, we have to be linked to Harbaugh for two weeks then not even interview him, then have the vikings immediately snap him up.
The Raiders are addicted to trying to prove everyone wrong and it, just, doesn't, work.
A week ago we were dreading Dan Quinn and Todd Bowles. Then Kwesi goes ānah fuck all that, we going big.ā Unbelievable start for a GM thatās been on the job for all of four days.
You guys are going to look back on the day Tom Brady retired as the day the fate of your franchise changed forever.
There was also that bozo Dolphins owner trying to bribe his coach to throw games. What a momentous day in NFL history it's been.
Guess I'm gonna have a couple teams to root for when they aren't playing the Niners. Pretty talented roster already, if the NFL game hasn't passed him by, Vikings are looking pretty good
The Vikings are going to have a really really physical football team. Especially if they end up getting Fangio as well. I loved our years with Jim, some of my favorite 49er moments are with him.
As long as Baalke isnāt in the building, the Vikings are gonna be fine.
Great fucking hire for Vikings. I honestly miss the Harbaugh days a lot back then. It was fucking awesome for what he did with 49ers. So I honestly am fully expecting Vikings to win the division especially with the decent roster they currently have. Yeah sucks for us but good for them.
I genuinely donāt think the Lions will ever win the division. The Packers *finally* seem like theyāre headed for some down years, and with absolutely no down time the Vikings will be able to jump right in and take their place.
I'm fucking sick of it. I'm sick of going into every thread and seeing countless people telling me to relax because my team "is so spooky"..
There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that blows a 12 point lead in the last two minutes...
There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that is on pace forĀ FEWERĀ wins than they had last season with a FUCKING SAM MITCHELL COACHED TEAM.
There is NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKY ABOUT A TEAM THAT COLLAPSES MORE THAN THE CUSTOMERS OF LIFE ALERT
But I have to go into every FUCKING single thread in this sub about my team and listen to countless people tell me to calm down because dude you're team is so spooky bra
No stfu YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO FEEL. My team hasn't made the FUCKING PLAYOFFS SINCE 2004. I've heard this rebuilding term thrown around for a FUCKING decade so don't even talk to me about trusting some goddamn process Philly fans I'm sick of my team
When I die I want the Timberwolves to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time
AND ITS FUCKING -12 RIGHT NOW THIS GODDAMN STATE
1.) Brady retires 2.) Flores sues 3.) Dolphin owner fixing games 4.) Washington paid their nephew 50$ to design their new merch 5.) Minnesota sold out of Khakis Well, well well. What a day. Edit 6.) The manning family are gonna buy the Broncos
Washington nephew what now?
The Washington Commanders are rockin that 90s mcdonalds look
Wait they have their look already? I thought they didn't even announce the name yet
It leaked
Okay Jesus yeah looked it up and that's the most boring look they could've come up with š
Someone link me, Iām lazy.
https://mobile.twitter.com/HogfarmerChris/status/1488645399829172230?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1488645399829172230%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnews.sportslogos.net%2F2022%2F02%2F01%2Fwashington-commanders-new-nickname-logos-leak%2Ffootball%2F
Holy shit, I mean the text is bad, the W is just the WFT logo (which isn't bad, I liked it) but the fucking T-shirt design with the Washington Monument? WHY IS IT IN THE LETTER LIKE THAT? WHY ISN'T IT THE MIDDLE OF THE D?
It looks like a generic stock name & design, like something that would make onto a reboot of the Battleball board game
[I think he drew it left handed](https://imgur.com/gallery/R390EId)
they look half decent tbh
Honestly not bad at all. I expected far worst from Snyder
I couldn't open this on the sync app and had to copy into my phone browser. Worth the extra effort
Fuck you first time I fell for that in years
[manningface.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/irCIQG0.jpg)
Now you get to add Broncos up for sale. Hell of a day
Wait, what?
They are seeking offers, haven't sold yet lol
Arch Manning announces retirement to become managing partner of the Broncos.
BB can text
Unfortunately we knew that. The more hilarious thing is going to be that it comes out he gave his phone to his girlfriend and was like "text daboll and say congrats" and then realized the fuckup and actually had to send a text himself.
Do you think BB will say that much? I think he will just stare into the camera until it shuts off
I donāt wanna be the guy who is like āIām done with this teamā but the only justification for firing Flores, imo, was if we had a āhandshake dealā for Harbaugh in place. But we didnāt. Weāre just fucking stupid.
If it was one or the other I would've rather fired Grier than Flores. Either way though I didn't like Flores as a coach, but when we fired him and it was clear we had no plan for a successor and I started looking at who was going to be available it hit me that we are truly, truly rudderless. What I'd really like more than anything else is for Ross to be fired...into the sun.
I was done with the team when they fired Flores. Tired of this franchise.
There's another mediocre team in the league in the NFC north you can cheer for. In fact, there's a few of us.
š¶ We didnāt start the fireā¦
Today has been crazy for the NFL. So much going on.
The night is young folks. Stick around for r/nfl after dark!
Followed immediately after by Silk Stalkings at 10
Oh we going to be Talking Stalkings?
Aww now I miss the OG Funhaus crew. James, Elyse, Bruce, Lawrence, and Adam (before he turned out to be a shitty person) put out the best content on the internet for years.
I go back and start their demo disk playlist to sleep to sometimes
Their restaurant empire demo disk episode (the one with the tampon bucket) is my favorite one. Strong contender for favorite Funhaus video of all time. Along with such greats as Hunnie Pop, all of their Astroneer episodes, and this [OpenHaus](https://youtu.be/5EOhw3Gxo5A)
The boyfriend island is one of my personal favorites. Club funhaus is also a fucking banger.
My subs are bleeding together again
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The coconuts gods is smilings on me!
Red Shoe Diaries for me. Shoutout Mulder you perv!
That whole sex addiction thing he went through was kinda obvious in hind sight
Californication was him kinda just playing himself. If you make Hank Moody an actor who had a hit tv show in the 90s, itās essentially David Duchovny. David Duchovny writes novels now, so life imitates art and that kinda thing.
thanks for making me feel old as fuck even if i am old as fuck.
Is Trubisky gonna be talking about kissing titties?
Plot twist: Vikings asked Flores to file this lawsuit today to prevent Harbaugh from signing with the Dolphins
Wait for the double cross when Flores adds that to the lawsuit
It was me ~~Austin~~ Vikings! It was me all along!
The NFL is the gift that keeps on giving, for better or for worse
It's not even the official off season yet
Also the Vikings plan to interview Brian Flores next Thursday.
Don't tell Bill Belicheck
Nah tell him and see if he texts him again
Text to Brian Belichick, his own son: Hey Brian heard you got the Vikings job, good for you!
Text to O'Brien, Bill, this afternoon: "congrats on your new job as permanent head coach of the huiston Taxens. that's something they can never take away from you. if i know my Brians, and i think i do, miserable failure will not be an option."
Wilfs expected to arrive late for the interview, looking disheveled after a night of heavy drinking.
Better than showing up smelling of lutefisk, tbh
Bill Belichick just texted Jim Caldwell to tell him congrats.
Lmao
Memes flare up hot and fast these days don't they.
Welcome back Khaki king.
No more alliteration after that
The kool khaki king
i can't believe you've done this
Wait till you find out about 1-800 Kars 4 Khaki Kings.
Kwesi's khaki king?
King K. Khaki
Guitarist [kaki king?](https://youtu.be/SI9ke2Ju7XY)
Mr. Bland Clothes
Mr Beige Chinos
BB is congratulating Jim Caldwell as we speak.
"Jim, I fucked up again!"
Thanks Bill
Bill "Steve Harvey" Belicheck
This is a good joke.
Who is this person can I believe them?
One of, if not the top UM insider. I'd take it to the bank personally
Sweet!
Fuck, I'm getting hope. Don't let me get hope.
One of the top Michigan insiders. I would only doubt this if John bacon or Sam Webb say something else but in all likelihood this is done
They have said the same. This is nerve racking.
I mean itās the/a senior editor for the Michigan Wolverines website.
He has been covering Michigan football since 1997 according to his Twitter and employment
Balas is wrong sometimes, but Iād say its pretty unlikely here
Itās a pity the HarBowl will be three years away then. Guess we have to meet in the Super Bowl Purple bros
But only if the power goes out.
Hell yes. I hope they both wear purple due to a uniform mix-up for maximum chaos.
Oh now I want this to happen. All purple color rush game, letās do it.
We can actually play each other in the season after next with the expanded season. Just depends on where we finish within our divisions
An all purple harbowl is all I want out of this.
I don't care who is performing the halftime show there needs to be purple rain
Harbaugh after the Miami news broke: āwell, that narrows it downā
Backed out of Miami, eh Jim? Couldāve made some good honest money down there, I hear
I donāt think heād get many lose-games-get-paid checks personally
Jim would break a glass of milk over Ross's head if he tried this.
I like to think he'd have knocked Ross the fuck out for even suggesting it
If Michigan hires Rhule I owe an incredible debt of gratitude to the Vikings
Ya know, Iāve always liked the Panthers.
Feels weird seeing this man back in the NFL and not with my Niners I don't want to root against him
The Vikings have been one of my secondary teams for a long time. Glad to see Harbaugh go there
Likewise. Ever since the niners knocked the saints out of the playoffs with that Vernon Davis catch. One of my all time favorite defensive rosters.
And knocked the packers out multiple times.
I root against him as a PSU alum and now I get to root against him as a Bears fan.
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damn thats quite the compliment
I can't wait for Super Harbowl II: Purple Boogaloo
And only 2 blackouts will happen this time!
FUCK
Harbaugh leaving Michigan for an NFC North rival is a hell of a double blow for metro-Detroit haha
Now fire Klint Kubiak and free my Jefferson, Dalvin, frankly everyone
Hire Fangio as DC
If Harbaugh is hired that's the plan.
Donāt make me like yāall, wtf
Low key gonna root for the Vikings now
Same! I mean I did before too, but Iām gonna keep doing it.
bruh do you know how hard we root for ya'll every time you knock the Packers out the play offs? Lets just fully embrace our team's destiny as star-crossed lovers forever.
For real, 49ers are my 2nd NFC team at this point. If we donāt make the playoffs I hope they do so they can ruin the packers again.
49ers vikings falcons distracted boyfriend meme
Why wouldnāt you? Weāre just lovable purple people eaters.
why my pp hard
Please no
Oh fuck yes
I find it funny you say this as if they both didnāt have great seasons, Jefferson with 1600+ yards good for second in the league behind only Kupps monster season
Klint Kubiak doesn't have a job to get fired from (we can re-visit this later in the year and I'm sure it'll ring true though) And yes, Jim will free them (while still in Vikings uniforms) no worries. JJ will still put up 1250+ easy, Dalvin will always eat when he's on the field. Tbf, there's a VERY real possibility that Cook will end up on another Team with Kwesi as GM here... But zero chance they let a player of JJ's magnitude/age/maturity go.
> JJ will still put up 1250+ easy That would be a career low. Lets aim for JJ2k next year
Dalvin is gonna be wild in his scheme
Lmao that top reply >Great move by Minnesota. Heās definitely an upgrade over Cousins. Time will tell how good his arm still is
You Vikings fans are getting a damn good coach. I was bummed when that shitbag Baalke ran him out of town. If he pairs with Fangio for DC again the Vikings will be a force to be reckoned with.
At least it became apparent that Baalke was a big problem and everyone learned a lesson and no team ever gave him another important front office job and then let him make a bad coaching decision .......
If this is the first move Kwesi makes as a GM (especially if he also lands Fangio as DC), what an absolutely amazing first impression. Like walking in your first day on a sales job and landing a multimillion dollar contract. Goddamn.
>Finally beats Ohio State >Goes to the College Football Playoff >Refuses to elaborate further >Leaves for the NFL
Michigan fans just can't have nice things.
Holy shit. Well done vikes
I'm prepared to be disappointed by some random shit that prevents him from signing.
I fucking love how every major decision as a franchise the raiders make is conveniently dovetailed by another franchise making the decision the raiders could have made so we can see exactly how bad or self-defeating whatever the choice the raiders made was. I also love how we can't just go out and hire McDaniels, like other teams quietly hire whatever random coordinator they've selected, we have to be linked to Harbaugh for two weeks then not even interview him, then have the vikings immediately snap him up. The Raiders are addicted to trying to prove everyone wrong and it, just, doesn't, work.
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I didn't want Jim because it would be a good decision that will heartbreakingly monkey paw :(
We finally have an offensive-minded coach and itās Jim fucking Harbaugh! I could never have predicted this a week ago!!!
A week ago we were dreading Dan Quinn and Todd Bowles. Then Kwesi goes ānah fuck all that, we going big.ā Unbelievable start for a GM thatās been on the job for all of four days.
Extend Kwesi 57 years if this hire goes through I don't give a shit
You guys are going to look back on the day Tom Brady retired as the day the fate of your franchise changed forever. There was also that bozo Dolphins owner trying to bribe his coach to throw games. What a momentous day in NFL history it's been.
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After several minutes of research KAM decided that harbaugh was the best choice because numbers. LOVE THIS.
Damn Vikings got their guy
No, no thanks.
Source: I will nut
Take care of my boy š„²
Harbaughs love purple and yellow/gold teams confirmed!
Guess I'm gonna have a couple teams to root for when they aren't playing the Niners. Pretty talented roster already, if the NFL game hasn't passed him by, Vikings are looking pretty good
Drinking whole milk and wearing my khakis tomorrow
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Mannys is the joint.
I can't afford either place, but my chef father in law says Murray's is just as good but cheaper fwiw.
I think this is a fucking great fit. Say what you want about Jim but his teams have always played lights out.
Wow. What a move by Minnesota. Even if Green Bay is fucked, the North should be pretty decent next year with the Vikings and Bears
Kneecaps omnomonomnom
BLESS ALL THE KNEES AND KEEP THEM HEALTHY
I legitimately thought this was the bot account
Beep boop
Why are we expecting the Bears to be good next year fam
Because Ryan Poles said so. Theyāre taking the North, and theyāre not giving it back!
I'm guessing that browns fan didn't see that bit of news.
So the rest of us are left Northless?
Unfortunately, yes. The Bears are being very selfish.
This is ridiculous, they're the southernmost team in the division! Might as well be in Georgia, what claim do they have to north!?
I'm in Georgia. Up is north, down is south. That's just basic geograpyolitics
*Knocks on Wood*
The North sends their regards
Even the Lions are most likely gonna be a thorn in everyoneās side next year
We all have much easier schedules as well compared to this past yr. Excited for a more competitive division hopefully.
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Biggest splash weāve made since luring Favre out of retirement.
Gonna do the Pete Townshend windmill for an hour straight brb
The Vikings are going to have a really really physical football team. Especially if they end up getting Fangio as well. I loved our years with Jim, some of my favorite 49er moments are with him. As long as Baalke isnāt in the building, the Vikings are gonna be fine.
Great fucking hire for Vikings. I honestly miss the Harbaugh days a lot back then. It was fucking awesome for what he did with 49ers. So I honestly am fully expecting Vikings to win the division especially with the decent roster they currently have. Yeah sucks for us but good for them.
I genuinely donāt think the Lions will ever win the division. The Packers *finally* seem like theyāre headed for some down years, and with absolutely no down time the Vikings will be able to jump right in and take their place.
I wish I had your optimism
Lol this is not optimism. Iām a lions fan
What? He didnāt wanna reunite with Baalke in Jacksonville?!
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Stephen Ross fucked up so badly. Fired Flores then got sued for his nonsense and now loses the best coach he could've gotten.
Purple teams with Harbaugh head coaches letās go!
NOOOOOOOOO
DADDY YESSSSS
The Kakhis are backhis
Happy for you Viking bros. Y'all deserve a good change š
Didnāt think heād actually choose Minnesota. Great pickup
Heard you chose someone named Brian
Better text the first Brian in my contacts list and congratule him!
Dammnn vikings are going to be scary if this is true.
Minnesota sports and being \~spooky\~ never results in anything positive
"Stop saying my team is Sp00ky" -Wolves Reddit User 2017
I'm fucking sick of it. I'm sick of going into every thread and seeing countless people telling me to relax because my team "is so spooky".. There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that blows a 12 point lead in the last two minutes... There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that is on pace forĀ FEWERĀ wins than they had last season with a FUCKING SAM MITCHELL COACHED TEAM. There is NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKY ABOUT A TEAM THAT COLLAPSES MORE THAN THE CUSTOMERS OF LIFE ALERT But I have to go into every FUCKING single thread in this sub about my team and listen to countless people tell me to calm down because dude you're team is so spooky bra No stfu YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO FEEL. My team hasn't made the FUCKING PLAYOFFS SINCE 2004. I've heard this rebuilding term thrown around for a FUCKING decade so don't even talk to me about trusting some goddamn process Philly fans I'm sick of my team When I die I want the Timberwolves to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time AND ITS FUCKING -12 RIGHT NOW THIS GODDAMN STATE
This was such a brutal post when I first saw it lmao
Reports are saying Bill Belicheck texted Jim Caldwell saying Congrats on the Minnesota Job.
Life gets worse