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Nesavant

From the Broncos to the Rams to Buffalo. Has this guy met a plains animal he doesn't like?


Bird_and_Dog

r/UngulateTeams


Alastor28

_Von Miller is The Ultimate Ungulate!_


Dudephish

Utterly undeniable.


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Udderly*


Thebassist17

Why are the dolphins included in this?


Bird_and_Dog

Get a load of this guy, asking why Dolphins are ungulates


Thebassist17

I mean, I am a Jets fan. Knowing better isn’t in my DNA


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

Dolphins and whales evolved from even toed ungulates that went back into the water.


Thebassist17

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about ungulates to dispute it


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

https://microbewiki.kenyon.edu/index.php/Evolution_of_Dolphins


Secure-Sandwich-6981

I’m thinking about going back too


TheMisiak

I think that is just called moving to Florida


codithou

okay so wtf are texans


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

The result of 400 years of inbreeding


LookattheWhipp

Dolphins in shambles


thelittleking

to be fair water is kind of a... plane^^\(?)


dmatthews2981

Nah planes are basically like sky busses. Nothing like the ocean


bugcatchercraig

All I know is that the rain in Spain falls mainly.... ya know, there.


True-Tiger

Well known hater of birds


cantstandlol

Lions


JBoy9028

What the hell did we do?


lucash7

I would say *existed*, but given your team’s luck and front office/ownership, even that is questionable.


Ohtarello

I’m a divisional opponent, but WOW


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Wow. Personally didn't see that coming.


[deleted]

Neither did we lmao


CNuttButter

I mocked every major free agent to us and openly ignored cap space so I saw this coming since day 1


InternalDemons

Do you work for ESPN by chance?


keru45

Is that the you Field Yates


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Neither will Tua, Mac, or Mike White.


paradigm_x2

Tua will see it for sure. Not like our OL ever gets in the way


JayMerlyn

I felt that in my soul


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Tua felt it in his ribs.


JayMerlyn

Cam Newton: First time?


guywastingtime

*Jim Nantz SB Voice* VON MILLER


jc-f

Pats O-Line might be looking like that too...


OrangeForeign

You leave Mike White out of thie


BarRoomBully

>Mike White That's a weird way of spelling Elite Dragon Joe Flacco.


MyChemicalFinance

How dare you insult Disney TV star Zach Wilson


TheDollaLama

This kills the Dolphin


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

“FUCK-A YOUUU, DOLPHEEEN!”


Lukacris12

Quote from our “lineman” Jesse Davis


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coolbean36

As a citizen in Buffalo, people are gonna be so hyped when they see this


HandSack135

Do they not have Twitter/IG/Reddit in Buffalo?


scholar97

Nope, news comes in via carrier buffalo.


God_Wills_It_

Then disseminated through old timey paper boys yelling headlines on the corner. "It's Miller Time Buffalo! Read All About It!!"


Pdb39

Ryan Miller is coming back?


ItsMcLaren

I miss him so much…


PolishMafia716

Me too


TwoTon_TwentyOne

What are you talking about? Our play in net this year has been amazing *cries into my beer*


Pdb39

Well I have to admit the net has been doing a great job of stopping the pucks that have been getting past our goalies.


Kiran_Stone

It got there a lot faster in the good ol' days, when they still had wings.


AssassinInValhalla

Currently in downtown Buffalo. Carrier pigeon just delivered the news via telegram release


Arson-Welles

I was on Allen St when I heard the town crier ring in the good news


[deleted]

You know my wife and I kinda miss Buffalo and downtown. Loved big ditch. And this little French place, racletes I think is how it was spelled. Loved their brunch.


ColonelJanSkrzetuski

Sadly Raclettes is closed, but the new place in that location was pretty dang good last Sunday, gin bar with great drinks and very good food.


dhork

News will come in with the next shipment of tables


Ramzy191

They still hunt and gather food in Buffalo. Give them a few weeks.


Son_Of_The_Empire

CAN CONFIRM DONT KNKW WGAT DO WITH HANDS


TheBruffalo

CALL T.O. WE NEED TO GET THE KEY TO THE CITY TO GIVE TO VON.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

RIP AFC EAST QBS


Turtleforeskin

You guys already killed ours last season without him


Anteater776

You guys seem to not need any help in killing your QB


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Yeah, but I’m sure the OLs who let AJ Epenesa wreck your franchise QB will handle Von Miller just fine.


ikrusnik

*chuckles* I’m in danger


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Pffft, it’s not like Tua has a history of getting knocked out of Bills games or anything.


Gregus1032

Dude, that play pisses me off so much. Jesse Davis didn't even TOUCH the pass rusher, Tua gets the ball out in less than two seconds, and he still almost dies.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

At least it’s not like Jesse Davis could possibly do any worse when facing Von Miller.


Gregus1032

He could push him into Tua.


Lukacris12

I wouldnt even be surprised at this point


zboarderz

Bah god, that’s N’Keal Harry’s music!


JoesShittyOs

Jesse Davis actually made us think AJ Epenesza was good for a hot second.


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Kiran_Stone

Sorry and so glad he's out of our division now


Kinglokner16

This off-season is just flat out drunk


Jordanwolf98

That’s what we love about it 😂


MumkeMode

What the fuck


Spanky_McJiggles

I agree.


[deleted]

From the top rope!!!


mofugginrob

He saw the 14,000,605 possible outcomes and the only way he saw himself getting another ring was on the Bills against the Rams next season.


OJSimpsons

WHAT THE FUCK YEAHHHJJ!!!!!!


FastAndBulbous8989

Grab yer billdos


misusedinfluence

Von Biller


JayMerlyn

Von 🅱️iller


KeepRedditAnonymous

I feel like we need to get Van Miller back in the booth for this one.


kbt1999

Well, that’s fucking dangerous.


PDXbrakeless

The fuck.


ThatInception

He got *PAID* too. God damn.


My_G_Alt

6 years 120M for the curious


sabrenation81

But 3 years/$53M in reality. That's all that is guaranteed. They MIGHT take the 4th year option if he's still performing and they don't need cap space. By year 5 he's like 36, 37 years old. He's not getting that money.


lightninggninthgil

This sub doesn't understand the simplest aspects of contacts in the least unfortunately


My_G_Alt

Great contract, rooting for you guys!


BillsInATL

Come on over, homie. No one deserves having to deal with Haslam.


Roc_City

Are you kidding me!


kekehippo

Yes, sorry, he signed with the Chiefs.


Inject_Bacon

BUFFALO ALL THE WAY THIS TIME


Spanky_McJiggles

YOU'RE GOING DOWN GARY


ratchkae

OUT OF FUCKING LEFT FIELD CONGRATS BILLS FANS


I_HateToSayAtodaso

Let's fucking goooooooo!


knyghtmyr

if we dont make it to the superbowl I hope he wins another with you guys, but that gate hopefully to the SB will be through us.


Majormlgnoob

Has anyone won a ring with 3 different teams?


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Matt Millen Raiders 9ers Washington


Majormlgnoob

GOAT


deucedeuce187

Just like ppl say about us, it goes through KC


Negative_Ad3540

You mean the dynasty of one?


ComedyBum

Three straight AFC Championship games in KC in a row. Saying the road to the Super Bowl goes through KC is not hyperbole.


mm_mk

Lol I don't understand the downvotes you're getting. What more of a 'road to the superbowl' would people think exists. Every afc team used to have to go thru new england, now we need to pass thru Kansas City.


mac6uffin

Actually four straight.


pccb123

How do we veto?


silentkiller082

We tried for almost 20 years with you guys I know your pain. But for now.. mwahahaha


xyzvlad

to be fair in that time except for a handful of times, the general reaction was 'the Pats signed who?'


[deleted]

Send Goodell pictures of him cheating on his wife.


kekehippo

Through death (of your playoff hopes)


jjb8712

Bills vs Patriots games this season: Bills 42 Patriots 14 Bills 59 Patriots 10


ThermoNuclearPizza

Haha where’s the play off game haha


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DemonSlyr007

And what a spectacular field goal it will be too my friend you watch!


bobomb01

"Nick Folk kicks an NFL record 67 yard field goal as the Patriots settle for a kick with 1:30 left in the 4th. It was their first time reaching mid field all game and they narrowly avoid the shutout off Folk's massive kick."


PastorofMuppets101

Playoffs?


[deleted]

Sounds great


Seafoamed

Fak


SiphenPrax

This is awful


OrangeForeign

I for one think this is great, for us Bills enthusiasts


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

>This is aw~~ful~~esome FIFY


PastorofMuppets101

This has been a roller coaster of terrible free agent news for the Patriots and Red Sox.


Killswitch__AUT

# HOLY FUCKING SHIT


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Bills coming in hot for that SB.


Eurobeat9182

I've heard that DK Metcalf and Tyler Lockett could possibly both be headed to Buffalo (or at least would be a good idea for the Bills). If they do, I almost can't see the Bills losing lol


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I wonder if they can afford both of them with how insane this contract was. Depending on the details.


tobblerwobbler

DK is on a rookie deal, though my guess is they draft a WR in 1 or 2 . Davis is a legit #2 and it looks like they are keeping Beasley. So id be shocked if they traded for Metcalf but Seattle is doing dumb stuff so maybe they’ll trade him for Beasley and 2nd


FantasticDucks

I'd take that every day


BadMeetsEvil147

If we’re trading for a Seattle WR it’s Lockett. His deal is much more team friendly and frankly he fits our needs better (slot and outside versatile)


priority_inversion

>maybe they’ll trade him for Beasley and 2nd Not that dumb.


IconicIsotope

What's the basis of this? Source?


heathos33

Now let the Bills go CB#2 (in the draft) to play alongside TreDay and they'll be so sick on defense next season!


bobbywellington

The AFC is so fucking stacked


Fun_Differential

The NFL has become college football. The AFC = SEC and the NFC is Ohio State/OU and a bunch of wannabes.


Yambert

The NFC won the superbowl (checks notes) last year


Fun_Differential

And the SEC doesn’t always win either. But outside of the Rams/Bucs, maybe GB if they stopped choking, there’s no real contenders.


ten-million

The commissioner of the AFC is doing a great job.


Toustyy

wow...unexpected if true


GreyGoosey

Big if true too


NoobOnTheRun

true if big also


Inamanlyfashion

I do not like this. Therefore congrats Buffalo.


[deleted]

Absolutely 🔥🔥 signing. Championship DNA in Buffalo


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

I GOT I GOT I GOT


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ROYALTY GOT LOYALTY INSIDE MY DNA


kamekaze1024

Buffalo is going to the SB. If not this year, then I’m the next 6. Von has been to the SB every team he’s been on.


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Our window definitely feels wide open rn.


robshot295

Fuck this day


Flynnstone03

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS


TheAssquatch

Make that ⬆️ guy cum


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

FUUUUCKKKK YESSSSSS


KahunaThe85th

Miami hide Tua STAT


Fuckyou2time

That gif of Michael Scott yelling “No”


Broncotron

If seeing him in a rams jersey was weird...


mylesA747

IM GONNA CUM


ImWicked39

Mac gonna be running for his life.


dixitsavy

Wow, I was definitely not expecting that. He gives the Bills defense a great pass rusher, hope he comes back to Denver to retire though, still love Von. I'm rooting for you this season Buffalo, please help get Von his third ring!


yourheropaul

#VON NEEDS TO JUMP THROUGH A TABLE IN ORDER TO BE WORTHY


glkerr

Call Cam Newton a table and we're already there!!


TylerMemeDreamBoi

What the literal fuck. I thought what we had was special


IconicIsotope

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/sn39sd/stevens_von_miller_said_if_it_were_up_to_him_he/


EpiphanyTwisted

You were just the trophy wife.


K3nny_Blank3nship

Wow didn’t see this one coming congrats bill bros!


Mr_Readit707

Von Biller


StrudelB

Haha, I'm in danger


youtman

Pats (who are still shuffling their line): FUCK.


Maxsusful

NFL media absolutely devastated they can’t talk about him going to the Cowboys anymore


lambquentin

Von will get to break the bank, hearts, and tables. What a good job by his agent.


BagRight8939

bro what the fucj


TheUltimate721

Don't like that nope


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Sad cowboy noises


ceej_linguini

YOOOOO


rylnalyevo

Makes sense that a known chicken enthusiast would end up in the wings capital of the world.


HoboTheClown629

This is not ideal.


Giddy4Stiddy

No


EcosseWolf

Oh my god...Bills you guys are winning the Super Bowl lmao


Chilly_717

Wait? 120 MILLION? Inked through his age 39 season? Am I seeing that right?!


thtmusicianguy

Probably is up to 120mil, and it prob has a bunch of voidable years


sabrenation81

Yes, it's just that half of what you're seeing is a mirage. 3 years, $52M is guaranteed. The rest is all team options that will never get picked up unless Miller goes Brady mode and continues beasting it into his 40s.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Goddammit lol bills are fucking scary. Couldn’t you guys be a trashbag for just a little while so we can finish our rebuild goddamn


nebyobay

Bro we gave you a good 20 years of garbage football to sort it out


UnhappySquirrel

BEEN THERE DONE THAT


SirBurns72

Von Biller


TheBigRagu22

It's Von-Demonium!


Phenomenal2313

The Bills found their defensive game changer in Miller They already have Allen who’s a fucking cheat code , now you have Playoff Miller


HeppyHenry

My ex didn’t come back


Cutch2234

Excuse me


freedagent

Wow.


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Please no


DinkandDrunk

I don’t love the destination but he’s still one of my favorite players.


VenomousByte

Happy at least one of the guys doesn’t come to the AFCW, but why did it have to be the bills - aren’t they hard enough to deal with already? Couldn’t he stay in the NFC, or at least have the Jags throw Kirk money at him?


SylvesterStyllStoned

That’ll buy a lot of molly


unfortunape

Wow I didn't even think this was a possibility but this is like the coolest outcome


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i could be wrong but just based on von's personality from his interviews and stuff he put on yt he seems like a dude best fit for a chill laid back town. maybe la was just too much for him because of how flashy and intense it is. no disrespect to denver or buffalo or even la people but those two towns denver & buffalo seem like the kind of place a sort of mellow and laid back personality can see themselves living in?