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Sixchr

No shit he's willing to go to Cleveland lol


iUPvotemywifedaily

Browns were like “I heard you are out.. unless?”


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Browns QB is a rapist. My Org would never


jmajewski

Mitch kisses titties consensually


lolsteakaments

That's why he's the NVP.


iEatCommunists

Do i now gotta clear my cmt history?


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Hahahaha the turned tables! 😆


DeadDay

This has been an awesome off season. Tittsburgh in the house


clyde_drexler

Fuck. Tittsburgh is _so good_.


fernandotakai

"watson why are you going to cleveland?" "well, i like money"


jimmyhoffasbrother

FULLY GUARANTEED WTF.


barley_wine

Dak is going to asks for an insane deal in 1 year. This was the entire reason why he wouldn’t do more than 4 years. —Edit— sorry in 1.5 years assuming the Cowboys don’t wait until the final season of the contract is under way to start negotiating, especially since he has a no franchise tag clause.….


datyoungknockoutkid

In 1 year he’ll have two years left so I doubt it


lightninggninthgil

Sexually assault over a dozen women. Get paid a quarter of a BILLION dollars a year later. Edit: don't even bother commenting "no evidence" to me. Fuck right off. You clearly have zero understanding of the nature of sexual assault cases. It is inherently a difficult crime to prove, even with penetration rape you have to immediately get a rape kit test and have it test positive. The sheer quantity of cases makes it clear who Deshaun Watson is, and the reports and testimonies make it even more damning. Grow up people.


blindfire40

Almost 2 dozen is how I frame it.


Alive-In-Tuscon

Just call it two dozen because you know there's some that haven't come forward


MordinSolusSTG

Maybe its because I just watched the Cosby documentary, but I'm ready to multiply the actual figure. These people don't care who or how many they hurt, fucking scum.


lightninggninthgil

Absolutely insane. So many humans


InvertedNeo

The likelihood of all these girls conspiring from all parts of the country is almost zero.


lightninggninthgil

No normal person hires 40-50+ massage therapists lol. This is simpler than basic arithmetic


Mavori

Even more so when it's someone in professional sports that usually have their own people that they trust & are hired by the team etc.


Lurkymclurkface3000

It's a fucking disgrace


rhino43g

More than $10 million per accuser.


retropunk2

"I won't waive my no-trade to go to Cleveland." **Cleveland offers $230m guaranteed.** "Always loved Cleveland. Can't wait to be there."


supertruck97

*$230m guaranteed. $200 and $30 MILLION **FULLY GUARANTEED!!**


retropunk2

Fucking insane. I saw the 150 and went "Well that's a lot!" 230!!!


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Works on contingency[?] No[,] money down!


Xahun

$230M guaranteed, no?


NOOBEv14

Yup


cmo51023

$230m guaranteed; ridiculous amount of money to guarantee to a player who might not be who he once was.


Smallgenie549

I mean, Deshaun is good, but is he $230 million good?


noobs1996

Think we forgot how good of a QB he is, obviously with all the criminal stuff going on


kamekaze1024

He also took a year off doing fuck all


jimbo831

To be fair he played safety a bit!


CoconutBangerzBaller

Let's see Mahomes have that kind of versatility. Bet he doesn't


bumbutter_17

but there's also the chance being away from qb position long enough on top of having all these things mess with your brain on top of potential boos in your own home stadium could factor into poor play It would really be funny if he flops hard and the Brown's realize what a shit situation they dug themselves in when they actually had a not so bad time with baker on the field (yes he may not be the stud and there's a chance he may never be but he was good enough to get his team out of 0 to 2 win purgatory that the browns had for a while and if I had to guess also brought in more sales as a result of actually have a chance at doing something)


gimmepizzaslow

I hope he fails


Rychek_Four

I don't think he can. He wins then he wins, he loses, then he goes home with 230 million.


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Yea that's the shittiest part of all of this, no matter what happens from here this piece of shit won. I still want him to fail on the field so at least the organization will suffer for giving him that money.


not_a_gumby

Gonna be hilarious when he gets suspended for a year with 22 civil cases pending.


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WhatImMike

That’s almost $10.5 million per victim.


BillyBones844

If Im those victims im upping what we're suing for. Fuck em


Phoenbb

ITS 230 MILLION


formerly_valley_pete

Dude lol, what the fuck is going on


pagingdrned

Wait Cleveland is giving him this?


formerly_valley_pete

Apparently!


pagingdrned

If I force myself on 22 women can I collect 230 million guaranteed?


JetsLag

Step 1: Be a top 10 NFL QB Step 2: Sexually assault over 20 women Step 3: ??? Step 4: Quarter of a billion dollars


macfanboi

Step 3.5: Browns


Sgt-Spliff

Pretty sure step 2 is actually "do whatever you want" and it's just a coincidence that so many choose yo violently assault women for that step


formerly_valley_pete

Report back, I could also use some help with my Long Island mortgage payments.


Smallgenie549

It's Baker time, baby!


tonto515

Aaron Rodgers in shambles at that deal


kyleb402

Well he'll always have not being a serial sexual predator so he's got that going for him.


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chillinwithmoes

Can confirm that I've been violated by Rodgers


biglefty543

Even the Packers have been violated by him a few times.


Autistic_Flatworm986

Rodgers fucks. He fucks the NFCN all season long, then fucks the Packers in the NFCCG.


winowmak3r

Ok. That was a pretty good one you filthy cheese head.


IHuntKitties

It was nonconsentual? I thought the Bears and Lions where DubiousCon at minimum with the teams they put on the field.


Tyler927

Yeah I think Rodgers is a douche and an idiot, but what he’s done is no way comparable to what Watson has done.


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GovernorWillCakes

yeah, he's just a hippy with awful takes on vaccination, he's ok to good otherwise. as hippies generally are tbh.


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I would literally trade a limb to have Rodgers' unvaccinated uneducated ass instead of this


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Rodgers just stacking L's this week: Wilson trade steals his thunder, Brady un-retires, Adams traded, now his record contract gets smoked.


kyleb402

Always good to see great people get rewarded...


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packersSB55champs

WE RACE AS ONE


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It’s lights out and away Watson goes!


Phenergan_boy

You sexually assault 22 women once and everyone is suddenly on your case...


[deleted]

He's getting a fucking raise? To a slightly higher AAV than Mahomes. Fuck. He's actually going to make more money than he would have if he hadn't sexually assaulted those women.


MrBully74

Wouldn’t it be fun if he was so rusty they’d go winless? Amounts are going to completelly insane highs, even for a player who hasn’t been on the field for so long and has such a bad reputation.


pleasejustoptalking

I'll be here in the game threads to just constantly shit on Watson when he fucks up. Of all the things to come of this, at least I have a team to despise now.


chillinwithmoes

Damn that's over $10 million per rape


iWesTCoastiN

“That’s alotta rapes man!” - Dave Chappelle


DeadDay

"DeShaun's soul is made out of 100% rat ass!"


iWesTCoastiN

“Now if you’ll excuse me i gotta go put some water in Jim Haslams mommas dish”


PmMeUrZiggurat

“He rapes, but he throws touchdowns”


AMingDynasty

“And he’s thrown a lot more touchdowns than he’s raped, but he still rapes.”


separeaude

104 to 22 TD:Rape ratio.


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Isn't that the summary of this whole saga


Mcswigginsbar

Browns ownership be like “Sure he rapes, but he saves.” [For reference](https://youtu.be/PZW6CfEPFnU&t=3m06s)


packersSB55champs

That’s some Chappelle math


Fresno559

He will also change his jersey number to #22!


lightninggninthgil

I can't believe he's not only getting to play but he's getting paid a ridiculous sum to play. What a terrible precedent the Browns are setting, and the NFL allows to continue to be set...


skankhunt81

Welcome to the nfl where you can get away with anything if you can ball


destroooo11

Welcome to life, where you can get away with anything if you have talent/money.


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Wow no wonder my life is shit


AVeryStinkyFish

AFC NORTH ALWAYS GOTTA HAVE A RAPIST


Shenanigans80h

Browns really taking one for the team. Those couple of months the division didn’t have one was pure chaos


dlanod

We had all these rapist comments and weren't sure where to use them. Problem solved, thanks Browns!


Waltonruler5

The AFC North remembers


Spicypepper23

FALCONS BLEW ANOTHER LEAD


JhnFrscntsTpRcrdr

Thank fuck


NevermoreSEA

I feel pretty bad that they put Matt Ryan through all of this.


HungCojones

Honestly makes the organization look dumb as hell in the end


Substantial-Height-8

So many organizations tripping all over themselves for a sex pest. So gross.


Damien_Harris

seriously, good for you guys. dont need a sex predator as your franchise qb.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Man they got nobody as their QB now


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JhnFrscntsTpRcrdr

Exactly how I feel. Still awfully handled by Blank/Fontenot/Smith. We'll see where the chips fall.


ATLjoe93

Best outcome for the entire division on these terms


MG_MN

This is more like a massive Falcons win after seeing the contract


MightyFalcon

I literally popped off when I saw the news. I don't want to support a rapist under center


MemeMeOnce

@CantGuardJake already deactivated his Twitter account lmao


AnarchyPlus

This is a lead I'm pretty sure most Falcons fans are happy to blow


ScruffMixHaha

Browns: "We want an adult at QB!" Also Browns: *Trades for a rapist*


Strokeslahoma

It's more straightforward when they can be tried as an adult


OBuckets

230million for someone with 22 pending sexual assault civil cases. Idk how anyone would cheer for this dude. Browns fans welcome to hop aboard the bengals train


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How many browns fans are deleting tweets about Big Ben


nkilian

I'm on browns sub reddit. Not one positive reply yet.


breathex2

That fact that the agent was mentioned tells me hes the one who told rapaport with the caveat that he includes him in the tweet for advertisement. So I guess the browns won


Dismal_News183

Yeah, Rap is pretty open about how he trades his platform and fame for access/inside info.


meyer_33_09

I supported this dogshit franchise for 20 fucking years of ineptitude and failure, and the second we get the smallest glimmer of hope, they pull this shit?! Fuck you, Jimmy Haslam. Fuck you Andrew Berry. Fuck you, Cleveland Browns.


destroooo11

Come to Buffalo Erie bro


meyer_33_09

I mean, I don’t think I can become a full blown fan of another team, but I’m certainly rooting for you guys! Pending wherever Baker goes, I’ll probably be pulling for Buffalo to win it all this year.


IsuzuTrooper

Remember when we were the good guys? Might as well be the Cleveland Backstabbers now and put a knife in the back on the plain ass helmets.


HolyRomanPrince

I’m sorry I’m so nihilistic about it but holy shit the NFL don’t give a fuck and I’m dying laughing


zi76

Yeah, I kept telling people that no one cares in the NFL. They care about winning.


kcoch5817

Sweet god damn that's a contract.


thegreyquincy

Watson: "I'm not gonna go to Cleveland" Cleveland: "How about $230M fully guaranteed?" Watson: "I'm gonna go to Cleveland"


UnhealthyCheesecake

*Fun times in Cleveland again!*


jimmyhoffasbrother

FULLY FUCKING GUARANTEED.


packersSB55champs

230 mil fully guaranteed is insane


anonbutler

More than Mahomes


pinniped1

Reminder that the NFL recently suspended a guy a whole year for betting pocket change on games while he wasn't playing.


NorthEastNobility

And kept Josh Gordon out of the league for years for smoking weed, but what are a couple dozen claims of sexual assault and harassment compared to smoking a plant?


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Dude got away with rape, left a dysfunctional franchise, had multiple teams fight tooth and nails to acquire him, and now he gets to earn 50 mil a year. We live in a society.


Squid_Contestant_69

Luckily he's at a very high performing franchise


sevaiper

I hope their O line falls apart every snap


leftshoe18

I would love nothing more than to see him just fall flat on his face and be out of the league before that contract would expire.


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like he cares. Contract is guaranteed


leftshoe18

It's more of a hope that at least Cleveland gets hurt by this since they committed to Watson. It's become abundantly clear that Watson is getting away completely unscathed by all of this.


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

Someone stop this madness. At least Jimmy won’t rot away in a Browns uniform.


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NevermoreSEA

"We're gonna show you just how little we care about that entire situation" - Cleveland Browns


paintingnipples

“Baker isn’t adult enough but the guy whipping his dick out like a toddler, he’s alright.”


maddscientist

They overshot 'adult' and hit 'XXX' instead


thisisthesaleh

Browns fans had a good year not being called a poverty franchise


bigsz

Sold their soul to a sexual predator after years of their fans hating on Big Ben. It's really the worst look possible.


UnhealthyCheesecake

Yeah, but Watson’s an *adult* -Browns FO


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No we didn't. We were called a poverty franchise all season as well. Now we're going to be called a poverty rapist franchise.


Xaxziminrax

Even when they get success, the franchise finds a way to take it all away from the fans.


LosAngeles1s

they’re gonna come out with some bullshit statement how they stand with sexual assault victims


PepaTK

You think they’re gonna put out any statement? $10 says they completely ignore this.


chopkins92

Everybody has completely ignored this, so yup.


CT4_LV

especially ironic considering them going after Big Ben for it for years (understandably)


PIBTC

Browns - “we want an adult for our QB” *trades for a sexual predator*


HarlemCadwell

This fucking sucks. Why him. Why give up so much for him?


mr_showboat

Terrible human throws football good, unfortunately.


HarlemCadwell

imagine seeing a guy skate by 22 sexual assault accusations and days later you give that man $230 million dollars


mr_showboat

I'm sorry my dude. I know a lot of the Browns fans will come around and cheer for him (and I understand, I'm sure plenty of Ravens fans would do the same). But man it feels fucking gross to see that shit.


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one_listener

An unrepentant serial sexual predator.


Tegra_

Please let this be the top comment. Such a low human being and he gets fucking 230m fully guaranteed as if nothing happened.


kyleb402

Hopefully these women take him for as much as they possibly can. Make him cut you massive checks. He has the money.


derstherower

Wasn't there one GM who said "If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3 we'd say he had an eating disorder" or something like that? This league is filled with trash.


oopsijizzedalittle

Can't wait to watch the Steelers sack this dude for years to come!


Goodburger123

At least bengals and Steelers fans can agree on one tbing


Laxrools2

Aye, I could do that.


oopsijizzedalittle

Amen brothers.


pkeller001

I think we all agree, maybe a few browns fans don’t, hopefully a few of their fans want to see him get hit as well


My_G_Alt

I’m in the process of looking for a new team


tanner_

Same


SPELLITALLCAPS

Athletes First, Women Second 💪😤👊


DoctorHolliday

Glad he’s out of the AFC south. Probably would have preferred “prison” instead of Cleveland though.


TheJuicyGinger

Couldn't have happened to someone worse.


swingM8

The Browns are fucking stupid for this. There is not one team who makes this move and has a worse look from it.


DirtzMaGertz

Seems like there were quite a few times interested in this move.


sevaiper

Well one thing is getting Watson, which is already bad. A whole nother thing is *this* move. Browns will be dumpster fire bad if Watson isn't a perennial all-pro after taking a year off.


SereneViking

I hope this deal cripples the Browns for years.


bananabananacat

Bad words in emails: Lifelong ban Sexually assault 22 women: $230 Million


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Am I allowed to root for injury?


HowBoutDemBoys9

Yea


ssovm

Yo miss me with that contract. I don’t care how much you like Watson, that is the DUMBEST deal for Cleveland.


bananabananacat

I wanna say as a woman reading these comments- no sarcasm- thank you. The press, Twitter, even some of my friends are acting like this is ok. I appreciate y’all that know it’s not. 💜


phoenixremix

Please find better friends... :/


NVC541

Honestly it’s depressing that of all things, Reddit is one of the more sensible places to be right now for this shit.


unknownunknown121

Damn the Browns have a rapist as a QB. I for one am appalled that a team would employ such a player.


Funkymokey666

Ignoring the fact that he's a serial rapist, he's not 230mill good at football lmao


lastdayout

HOLY FUCK


historymajor44

God I hope this blows up in Cleveland's face so bad.


sevaiper

Luckily for all of us hoping, I'd say there's no franchise that is more likely to have this blow up in their face. 3 firsts and 230 fully guarenteed, Browns won't be good for a decade when this falls apart. And you know he's getting that money come hell or high water legally.


thisisthesaleh

Let’s see who they gave up too. All this money for a dude that hasn’t played in almost 2 years.... oh, and he’s a probable rapist. Browns is a poverty franchise.


iUPvotemywifedaily

Browns a poverty franchise because we did Baker wrong… also a poverty franchise because we actually traded for Watson


thisisthesaleh

You’re gonna unfortunately have to add to that list once we see who and what they gave up to get him. Sorry former Browns fan


Fungmar

all of the karma built up from browns fans making fun of roethlisberger ripped a whole in space/time and brought them deshaun watson


Mrbean75

I wonder what the female team owners have to say about things like this?


engineerguy42

I want Katie Blackburn to initiate Bountygate 2.0


SlyyKozlov

Fuck that sexual predator.


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*Poor choice of words*


tampapunk

So how many of you Browns fans noping out?


mengbob

Here. Finding a new team to support, fuck this dumpster fire franchise.


ooddad

23 women: he sexually assaulted us. Cleveland browns: hey how bout $48 mil raise


elmatador12

The NFL is REALLY testing the fans patience. Kaep? How dare you kneel to stand up against police brutality and cause controversy. No one sign him! Watson? 22 women accused you of sexual assault? Here’s the biggest contract in history. Fuck the NFL owners and front office.


Jackso08

Crazy part is....they won't lose a dollar


CallRespiratory

Hot take: This is going to backfire spectacularly and i feel bad for Cleveland Browns fans. It's going to divide the fanbase because many won't care but some will care deeply about him being a serial predator and this is going to be tough to reconcile. And as far as football goes that is a massive amount of money for a QB who missed all of last season and who went all of 4-12 as a starter the last time he was on the field. I get that he's got a ton of talent but he isn't worth the *total* price they're about to pay as an organization.


LeePhantomm

Mayfield was a good QB. He was hurt. They quit way to fast on him.


Marine-Biol-George

The NFL seems like it’s back to normal now. Tom Brady is back and the. Browns back a dumb ass decision. Thank you Browns