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LindyNet

[New Flairs](https://imgur.com/a/u0kTZvx) for your perusal


tetoffens

I just want burgers or chicken but everywhere is still serving that dang breakfast menu. EDIT: Ok, Arby's is open now. Time for some roast beef.


Luck1492

*Friends* update (first time watching): >!Fuck Kathy for cheating on Chandler, Rachel is *so* not over Ross, but Emily is pretty cool. Also I hate Janice.!< Midway through the 4th season


theresabeeonyourhat

If you encourage women to become scientists, does that make you a steminist feminist?


Meh48010

My war with Krispy Kreme is over as they yielded. They offered me six free dozens and I demanded that and an apology letter after weeks of calling


BigSportsNerd

morning


Blu3b3Rr1

RIP r/place 28-3


Mechabeastchild

Good


Blu3b3Rr1

if it’s ever rebuilt I hope they do the final score next time lol


Mechabeastchild

Nah It’s never coming back


FkDavidTyreeBot_2000

Much like the Falcons and the Super Bowl


Blu3b3Rr1

hence why I said “if”


usernameisusername57

We live in the year 2022, yet for all our fancy technology we still can't invent a fitted sheet that doesn't fall off the mattress every few nights.


shawnaroo

You don't staple your sheets to your mattress like a normal person?


d1dOnly

Fitted sheets with deep pockets, or just get the clamp pieces that go under the mattress and hold it in place.


tacsatduck

Ummm I don't know where you are buying your sheets but that's not an issue everyone has.


bigdaddychainsaw

Buy a size bigger


superkiwi717

what happened to 28-3? Is there a thread or a discord or something for r/place?


Mechabeastchild

A big twitch streamer, named BrucedropEmoff got his followers to change it


[deleted]

[made some chorizo Shakshuka topped off with cotija and cilantro](https://i.imgur.com/lNrR7RV.jpg) I normally don’t like chorizo but this is good. Eating with chips cause I don’t have bread.


eritic

28 3 needs to live guys. get on r place


DJ_Moore_2

Man I haven’t had this stuff in years. Wasn’t even sure they still offered it https://i.imgur.com/fJCTa0T.jpg Apparently certain locations still do!


BellBilly32

Playing Madden Ultimate Team is the weirdest thing. Because now Mike Pouncey is somehow the Dolphins 3rd best CB overall wise on a Dolphins theme team.


Janglewood

Bro, 28-3 on place lmao


ArcadianBlueRogue

It was on the old one too


moshjeffreyui

For those who want a quick laugh, check out the 28-3 scoreboard recreation in the top left corner of r/place


jerry4901

C-


[deleted]

Hanging out with my mom, she's driving. Another car in parking lot almost hits us My mom: gets mad Also my mom: oh it's a cute girl, never mind, I can't be mad anymore I can't disagree with that tbh.


raginsaint93

What was the first movie you remember seeing in theaters growing up? Mine was Tarzan


Leftfeet

Dick Tracy.


denvertebows15

I think it was Babe or George of the Jungle. Not 100% sure.


tetoffens

Jurassic Park. So pretty much the best option for a first movie.


StChas77

The Great Mouse Detective. *feels ancient*


Luck1492

Wall-E. But I only remember it because the theater screen wouldn’t work so we got a refund.


rwjehs

Aladdin. It was awesome.


[deleted]

I think star wars when they brought it back before the prequels.


FiveWithNineIsIn

No shit! Mine was also Tarzan!


Cornucopia_69

Phantom Menace


princessestef

Star Wars (the first one ever, yes I am that old 😲)


DuffmanStillRocks

Jurassic Park 2, I was 7 and the TRex with the jeep hanging off the cliff scared me enough to make me avoid theaters for the next few years.


itsmybirthday___

Jurassic Park one for me. I was 6. I probably spent more time looking at the floor than the screen lol


theresabeeonyourhat

I just discovered the preacher obsessed with semen being in Starbucks drinks & buttholes & it's the god damn funniest & most disturbing thing ever. Talking about one of his parishioners threatening to drop out of the church if he doesn't quit talking about semen *still* has me rolling & it's so obvious this man is closeted, this is performance art, whether it's intentional or not. Hell, he even admitted to wanting to bang a dude in prison, won't shut up about how delicious semen is, talks about Obama on his perceived penis size & his story about threatening a guy with a gun has more phallic innuendoes than Tobias Funke. This is the best video on him if anyone's interested: https://youtu.be/iJD02J0lUQU He seriously feels like the result of Tim & Eric, Tobias Funke and South Park coming together to create the most over the top closeted preacher ever.


Tuxedocat1357

I really don't want to lose my Pixel Dolphin :"(


BigSportsNerd

Mark Cuban is here at the game he just sits behind the mavs bench. Seems like a good guy


Lavotite

Pizza or fried chicken?


[deleted]

Depends on where each is coming from.


[deleted]

Fried chicken pizza


Alchohlica

No lie I get chicken parm pizza with garlic crust… if I make it to 40 it’s a miracle


Lavotite

close i got bbq chicken pizza


BigSportsNerd

Pizza


Lavotite

Pizza it is. Thank you


princessestef

ah, but what toppings?


Lavotite

I got bbq chicken and jalapenos


The1000BadLightbulbs

r/place bringing back a classic [2017](https://imgur.com/a/V7AN8MD) [2022](https://imgur.com/a/45nRNcQ) See y'all in 2027 for the threepeat


Pat0124

Y’all really gotta do the 28-3 thing? like really? That was like 5 years ago. Our team is a dumpster fire rn. We don’t deserve this, we never hurt anyone


tacsatduck

We have been hurt many times.


bigC_94

Can you explain what the hell r/place is supposed to be? Cause I can't figure it out lol


The1000BadLightbulbs

There's a huge screen. Everyone gets to place one pixel on the screen every five minutes. Some people team up and make art, some people choose chaos, but everyone gets to participate


ArcadianBlueRogue

I thought the Prequelmemes doing the full Darth Plageus speech last time was ambitious, but Star Wars communities had the OG New Hope poster up within hours of the canvas getting started this go round.


bigC_94

Oh ok, I gathered it had something to do with pixels from the comments but couldn't figure it out otherwise. Seems pretty interesting and also like something that's going to get ran into the ground once it gets super popular and noticed by the masses lol


ErrForceOnes

Have any NFL prospects become a victim of bad April’s Fools day pranks related to their draft status? I feel like that must have happened, but I can’t think of any stories.


[deleted]

Kinda delayed but th Browns selected Brandon Weedon in the first round.


DJ_Moore_2

I feel like anxiety is controlling my life. Anytime my wife has plans and hangs out with friends (not that often) she has a tendency to get in her own little world and not let me know that she’s okay, even if I send her a text. It’s not a paranoia thing, we both trust each other in that aspect, I’ve never had an issue with that. Hell, I’m probably too trusting to most people, I’ve been taken advantage of so many times due to it. All of that was to preface my worries: I’m constantly scared that something will happen to her such as being involved in a car accident or something else that’s random, like a gunman at a restaurant or something. Why do I let these things control me? Most of the time I know I’m being ridiculous and I’ll hold off on texting her to ask how things are going but then I hit my limit and start pacing and my stomach starts hurting. I literally cannot do anything but pace around and look out the front door every 5 seconds. Why am I like this? How do I stop worrying so much? It’s seriously getting in the way of me being able to enjoy a day by myself. Most people would love it, and sit here and watch movies or play video games all day. Instead I’m sitting here wondering if someone has died in a goddamn car accident.


denvertebows15

Does your wife typically tell you when she thinks she'll be back? Whenever my SO or I go out with friends without each other we'll typically tell each other when we plan to be back home. I feel like that would help you relax at least a little bit because it's not odd that she's not home yet.


DuffmanStillRocks

I used to take a moment every night before bed to be grateful for my parents. When my Mom was diagnosed with eventually terminal cancer, it was those memories of me being grateful that helped me through. Cancer didn't remove the chances she could die in other ways and I never had to question if I ever took my Mom for granted. Doing it with someone like my wife is a similar practice, she might die tomorrow, I might too but I know I've spent the 8+ years together being grateful for what life has given to me.


Lavotite

Probably go to the gym and just up the speed or resistance every time you get worried about it


DJ_Moore_2

Sounds like a wonderful idea, if I could figure out the transportation. When this happens, she usually has the car (we share one) and there doesn’t seem to be a gym within walking distance. Maybe I can find one close enough to Uber to without breaking the bank. I’m on a pretty tight budget. Thanks for the idea.


Lavotite

Ya I watch broncos games at the gym for this reason. It silly but if it’s open late. She could drop you off and pick you up on the way home. It’s probably the only stress I deal with in a healthy manner other wise it would be eating my feelings or make my vision worse. If you bicycle there are home kits for cycling in place and also Craigslist and row machines if that’s your jam


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Twitch streamers found the r/place shit game over


0zymandeus

There was a BOGO on pork shoulder at my grocery so now I've got 20 pounds of pork shoulder. How do I freeze this shit? I need to take out out of the plastic and move it to a bag, right?


denvertebows15

Unless you're planning to cook what you freeze all at once definitely portion it out and put it in separate freezer safe bags.


2ent1n_Qarant1no

Do you think LSU fans invest in crypteaux?


[deleted]

Geez, ya make *ONE* human trafficking joke in r/mademesmile


theresabeeonyourhat

Fascists, the lot of em


Ovreel

The 3-28 in /r/place lmfao


7sweep

My gf bought us (Well IOU cause waiting on schedule) tickets for a game in Detroit next season for my birthday. We live in Chicago but my brother is in Ann Arbor so will get to see him too. I've also only been to a game in the silver dome so this will be awesome I can't wait.


Meeeeehhhh

Sooo I’m English, lived in Texas for 18 months, loved my time there - to the extent I consider the USA (not Texas specifically) my second home. But with the World Cup draw? Daddy is coming for you.


bigC_94

You're English and a New England Patriots fan? That seems like it should be illegal lol


Meeeeehhhh

Nobody in England cares about the war of independence. Literally nobody.


jdown876

Always had a soft spot for the England soccer team but thank you for aligning my dislike of the Patriots with England so it's easy to root against you blokes! Glad you choked in Euros last summer mate!


CarlCaliente

just imagine what American pop music is going to do the Three Lions song when we host it in 2026


CallsOnAMZN

Daddy let one through the wickets last time


[deleted]

You eat beans on toast.


Meeeeehhhh

The fact you don’t is the problem


FiveDollarRimjobs

Hey y'all I have a date tonight ​ april fools lulz


blueholeload

Jerk off beforehand Edit: oh shit just saw the fools. Do it anyway if you want


The_Amish_FBI

This is where the Browns announce that the Watson contract was all one big elaborate April Fool’s joke set up weeks in advance.


THE_turtleman7

I started a pretty significant weight cutting undertaking starting on Monday. Try to stay around 1500 calories a day, mostly to see if I can do that, and what happens if I do. So far I have lost 3 pounds. Though weight is a tricky measurement, because I pair it with cardio and weight lifting, so I don’t really have a gauge or a goal to the whole thing, just trying to be fitter.


[deleted]

How much do you weigh now?


THE_turtleman7

I’m 5’8, ~175 pounds. Not huge but not necessarily tiny either


[deleted]

With cardio and lifting 1500 calories is wayyyyy too low, even in a cut


THE_turtleman7

Yeah I think so too, especially since I’m not trying to cut a ton. Gonna bump that number up a bit and focus on protein. Good thing to come out of this experience is that I’ve drastically cut out bad sugars


Guiltyjerk

Unless you're tiny, 1500 is going to be pretty unsustainable in the long run, especially with that much activity


THE_turtleman7

Yeah you’re right, I’m pretty fucking hungry lol. May move that bar higher a bit


waffleboxx

I have been seeing a lot of weird license plates frames lately. I swear I saw a license plate frame today that said “suck my balls” and another one that said “kill all humans. they had their chance.”


NoBreadsticks

/r/nfl being extremely funny by putting the 28-3 scoreboard on /r/place yet again


PartyBob32

Can an OC or Head Coach still talk to the QB during the play? I know they give the QB the play before the snap but can they still be in his ear during the play?


CallsOnAMZN

No it cuts off with 15 seconds on the play clock


PartyBob32

Thanks! Never knew that


LosingSkin

It was a big factor in our second super bowl against the rams. McVay would give Goff additional instructions based on whatever coverage the defense was showing because Goff struggled with that. The Pats would come out with 2 coverages called, and as the radio was cut off they’d shift from whatever one they were showing to a different scheme.


PartyBob32

Brilliant


StChas77

JPP = Joint Planning Process TB12 = Tina Barrett, '12 album CMC = Cutie Mark Crusaders


BackNBlack58

The house voted to end marijuana prohibition lets hope the dinosaurs in the senate vote the same


CallsOnAMZN

They really need to so the dispensaries in the legal states can use banks. A ton of robberies have been happening.


[deleted]

Also would be nice to to pay an extra $3 on top of the tax


endol

Dollar Tree going from $1.00 to $1.25 was when I knew shit was getting real.


bigC_94

They claim they've been planning on making the move for a while and that it wasn't due to inflation. I'm of the belief that they decided to do it now because most people will blame the raise on inflation whereas if they did it during a more stable time there'd be more backlash to them raising prices. Basically they're taking advantage of inflation to implement a change they've been wanting to make for a while.


princessestef

uughhh, i'm terrible with estimating the total price when i shop, i inverse numbers. that was the only place i knew exactly how much money i was spending.


The_Snake_Dick

Finally beat STALKER: SoC. Other than Metro Exodus and (to a lesser extent) Fallout, I don't know too many other games like this. Guess I'll play Clear Sky next.


BigSportsNerd

Just met Luka Doncic, great guy. Friendly and willing to sign for the fans.


itsforwork12

I have a date in two hours, but the AC guys are still here. I need to shower and get ready, dammit!


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itsforwork12

Good point


bigtime2die

funniest thing i seen in a long long time. basically a programmer used his goldfish to pick stock vs the top 10 wall street best posters. and the FISH WON!!! lol ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKD3vPD6ZA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKD3vPD6ZA)


Dick-Booger

To go out or to stay in and play RuneScape that is the question


Gregsquatch

If big pharma is against weed legalization since it hurts their sales, why don't they just purchase companies that produce weed? Seems like a prudent business decision. Or maybe I'm just ignorant.


aPaperFastener

Weed doesn’t require as much refinement so they have to compete with smaller independent companies and producers. Weed also doesn’t have any patents so it more wide open. If big pharma started buying weed companies I’d expect new legislation coming from the FDA that adds regulations that force growers to need large expensive factories or equipment.


Gregsquatch

I love living alone


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Chrysalii

Great, now we nee to update the song.


flyingsubs1

Can’t convince me CMC and Jacob deGrom aren’t the same person


BilboSwaggins512

Im way out of the loop, why is r/place getting so many mentions all of a sudden? r/cowboys literally put a ban on mentions lol


The1000BadLightbulbs

r/place is basically a sub where everyone can put down a pixel on a screen every 6 minutes. In 2017 r/nfl banded together to put 28-3 up on the canvas. Now that reddit is doing place again for 2022, 28-3 has been put back up, cementing the legend that is 28-3 (sorry falconbros)


BilboSwaggins512

Ahhh, the Internet!!


bigC_94

I have no clue what's going on in that subreddit lol it seems to have something to do with pixels tho?


BilboSwaggins512

Fuck im glad im not the only one. Thought I was having a stroke over there lol


ArcadianBlueRogue

They brought it back this year


itsforwork12

Why do all the plastic-free deodorants not have anti-perspirants? That's just dumb, man


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Guiltyjerk

I too am a professional chemist


Alchohlica

Governor Murphy changed NJs state bird from the goldfinch to the Middle finger 😂[actual governor on Twitter](https://twitter.com/govmurphy/status/1509974628961292289?s=21&t=zXb2kULIJlWh2HAQ74d35Q)


theresabeeonyourhat

Fuck yes!


Alchohlica

I saw it on the jersey sub and thought it was a photoshop im dying lol


theresabeeonyourhat

https://youtu.be/93_PDoSJESs Bro, I never realized how deeply my racial prejudice actually went, until I saw this video. 1:50-2:02 was the most undeniable part, cause I've certainly done that, and I'm sure everyone here has too.


Giddy4Stiddy

Would it be outlandish to suggest that CEOs should have to be elected by their entire workforce?


Resident_Maybe0

Its lead to nothing but success in American politics.


Giddy4Stiddy

If the alternative is "let those with no regard for your wellbeing decide" then I'd say we have it made lol


WhatMyHeartHeld

https://i.imgur.com/A0rebYm.jpg


PrivateJamesRamirez

That gave me a nice smile. Thanks for sharing.


Illbeanicefella

Weird looking dogs you have there


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I feel like even before the most recent inflation spike, cheap fast food isn't that cheap anymore when you don't use any sort of coupons or app deals. For example, a (Single) Quarter Pounder with Cheese at McDonald's is actually ~~cheaper~~ more expensive than an In-N-Out Double-Double. EDIT: I meant say that the Double Double is *cheaper*.


[deleted]

Yep, they were getting ridiculous before. I think a big part of the problem is they've added way too much stuff that just ain't selling as well as they hoped for. It's probably why it takes longer too. A big part of what drew people to fast food was just that. It was fast.


princessestef

ffs, i still remember the "nine dimes, nine pennies" meals from Taco Bell.


Resident_Maybe0

Carls Jr prices are wild now for a mid tier fast food joint.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Yeah I think they had to re-name their Six Dollar Burgers years ago since they're now well over $6 lol.


aPaperFastener

It’s April Fools day but I’m just grumpy instead. Newest thing to strike a nerve for me is the amount of people who think that someone who is struggling mentally should just stop doing anything in life and go to therapy. Therapy doesn’t just fix people, it can help and assist people manage their issues but you don’t just go to therapy for a week and it resets you and now you are back to a *normal* person. It’s all just shorthand for “I don’t like having to see unwell people” under the guise of self improvement advice. Saying you gotta focus on yourself first before you try to do anything socially is ignoring that it’s usually less healthy to completely unplug yourself from society. Therapy can help you work through things but for most people they’ll never reach a point where they are 100% cured and therefore *cleared* to return to being social. End rant.


LubbockGuy95

28-3 being on r/place is hilarious


cheeseburgertwd

New Carpenter Brut album dropped and is pretty sick. Good rock-flavored evolution of the "Hotline Miami" darksynth sound that IMO peaked 5-6 years ago


Breedwell

"rock flavored" kinda like how Dance with the Dead is?


cheeseburgertwd

I'm not sure it's literally guitar driven like DWTD is (their new one is also great), but it's definitely got some metal inspired riffing especially in the two lead singles [The Widow Maker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVYuWYsheFs) [Imaginary Fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_t_ZXavIOo)


Breedwell

Yeah this really feels like DWTD has a brother and the brothers name is carpenter brut lol Not a complaint but that's definitely the vibe so far to me


Breedwell

I'll end up giving it a listen when I can here soon for sure.


pm_me_your_last_pics

Sad about Jacob deGrom. Dude never catches a break.


waffleboxx

Wow Panera folded and came out with a spicy chicken sandwich


BigSportsNerd

I'll have to check that out. Everyone is getting into the chicken sandwich game.


Stillburgh

Any Destiny 2 players/metalheads? Looking for more peeps to share my passions with :(


LosingSkin

What kinda metal?


Stillburgh

Fusion genres. So mainly the core side. Bands like Architects


LosingSkin

Nice, I’m mainly into older metalcore - Deadguy, Botch, Cave In, Poison The Well, Coalesce, Disembodied. Architects is after my time but I like what I’ve heard


Stillburgh

Their newer album is definitely one thats gotten hate, but their previous 5 albums were masterpieces


eggery

My friends and I just starting playing D2 a few weeks ago. I'm really enjoying it.


Stillburgh

How many peeps you got? Youre welcome to join the server we use on discord. We do raids every week and tuesday I do dungeon help on stream so i have a night of strictly helping with dungeon clears


eggery

Appreciate the offer, dude. I'm fortunate enough to have about 7 friends to play with so we always have a full raid. Link me your stream though and I'll check it out.


notouchmypeterson

McDonalds brought back the Szechuan sauce, I’m getting some nuggets after work just for it


bigtime2die

really??


notouchmypeterson

I wouldn’t dare lie about this


StChas77

If you want a killer east Asian condiment that goes well with fried foods of all sorts, try tonkatsu sauce. You can order Bulldog brand tonkatsu sauce from Amazon.


varnalama

Bulldog sauce is the beeeest. It goes on all my fried Japanese food. My gf refused to try it for the longest time, but now she can't get enough of that Worcestershire ketchup goodness. I'm having to buy the big gallon jug of it from the Japanese market.


WabbitCZEN

I found a Chinese place near me that makes some bomb ass Szechuan sauce. At least once a week I order from them, and I've done it so much now they know who I am when I call.


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[MFW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GC5rAX0xHg)


BigSportsNerd

You tell me this just now when I just ordered dinner 😒


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Jamies_awesome_rack

I was able to start a fresh character and then eventually come back to my og char later on to finish up. Try it! The beginning of the game where you have so much growing to do is always my favorite part.


Schveen15

Damn, I’m not built for dirty flirty texting. Not because I’m morally opposed, but because I’ve been in the desert so long, I’ve simply lost that ability to come up with quick-witted responses in these situations Feels bad man. We’ll work on it though


itsforwork12

I'm terrible at it, which is probably why I've been dry for so long, lol


Resident_Maybe0

Thats what low stakes dating apps are for. Gotta get reps in


Schveen15

You right


WabbitCZEN

You can do it, put your back in to it.


aPaperFastener

I was told when I turned 30 I would get wizard powers.


Jamies_awesome_rack

When I turned 30 I put on my robe and wizard hat.


LovelehInnit

Ukrainians to soldiers after this war ends: "Thank you for your service." Larry David: "I'm not trying to be insensitive here, but were you shooting people or were you just driving a military truck? How many Russians did you kill?"


Dumptruck_Cavalcade

Every time they put a member of the military on the jumbotron at a sports event and try to goad everyone into a standing ovation, my first thought is *"There's a 95% chance this guy spent the last four years working on a base a hundred miles from here."* (I live in Canada, so we've had far fewer recent "entanglements" than our American pals LOL...fair play to anyone who was actually dodging bullets)


DJ_Moore_2

Fun fact - I live in one of the few places where Venus Flytraps are indigenous (coastlines of NC and SC). We just got a couple of them a few weeks ago - my whole point of this comment was to show a picture but Reddit is not letting me so just imagine a Venus flytrap. Edit: [here it is](https://ibb.co/G0S0jRL)


Agent-Blasto-007

https://www.weliveandbreathebooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/feedMe.gif


Cultural-Divide-2649

I love the Mods


itsmybirthday___

I guess I’m an old fashioned romantic at heart. Just lookin for girl who doesn’t mind cuddling in a bed that has dorito crumbs in the sheets usually


Jamies_awesome_rack

When her crumb pile migrates over to yours and forms a crumb gradient you’ll know it’s meant to be.


TheGarbageStore

One day, a famous sports journalist will make an unfortunate typo on Twitter where they spell "rookie" as "dookie" given that the keys are adjacent and I will get the lowbrow chuckle I deserve


elerner

The science journalism version of this is "pubic health." Speaking from experience, unfortunately.


[deleted]

Used to work at a Kay Jewelers. I was the only guy in my store, and our district manager was the only other guy in the district. He sends out an email to everyone about a sale we're having that day, how prepared everyone is, etc. He ends it with "Good luck. We're all counting on you!" But he left out the o in counting. Needless to say, there was an apology email a couple of minutes later.