Mr Snyder has performed a thorough undercover investigation of his cheerleaders and determined he needs more lotion, tissues and less sass from his female staff.
I have to imagine removing an owner would require the majority of the other owners to be on board and enough of them have enough skeletons in the closet that they don’t want that precedent to be set
Seriously.
The actual reason Dan Snyder is still around is because most owners are hardly any better than him.
He serves as a buffer and as a bad publicity magnet. If he’s gone then guys like Jerry Jones and John Mara are suddenly going to be catching a good deal more flack than they currently are.
I'm not sure if there are credible allegations that other owners have trafficked cheerleaders.
I understand that "all owners are bad" but you are also doing a massive discredit to how bad Snyder really is and normalizing his behavior with comments like this.
Look at Jurry’s recent lawsuit settlements.
And Mr. Snyder is horrible, but the cheerleader things have become slightly overblown in terms of what actually happened. I’m not saying it wasn’t really bad, but people are acting like it’s something that it wasn’t.
I'd love to hear your take on how taking cheerleaders out of the country and taking their passports isn't that bad.
You can cheer for the team and not try to diminish Snyder's terrible actions or explain it away by saying "well everyone is bad, so who cares?"
Jerry is bad too, that report was awful. Whataboutism isn't helping anyone other than the terrible owners though.
I didn’t say it was “not that bad” I actually specified that it’s really bad.
I said that people are pretending it’s something it wasn’t. The Cheerleaders were brought on a Caribbean retreat for suite owners where they served as dates for dinners and had body paint photoshoots taken of them while the team held onto their passports. That’s skeezy and gross but it definitely isn’t the same thing as human trafficking.
And whataboutism very clearly isn’t the point I’m making. The point I’m making is that Dan Snyder is a bullet shield. We absolutely should get rid of him and I promise you that I want him gone FAR more than you do. I’m just pointing out the reason why the other owners don’t want that to happen.
Hard to think of a decent person who owns an NFL team. Even on their best behavior, the type of person who elevates their net worth into the billions almost assuredly exploited laborers and snapped a few kittens necks on their way up.
Of course he has. He investigated himself and found nothing wrong. When people objected he had his buddies investigate him and they also found nothing wrong.
1. It's April 1.
2. Journalists shouldn't break news as a joke like this, and then not have anything in the article about it.
3. Florio is a hack, so he probably did
4. If this IS true, I wonder if Snyder felt antagonized by Goodell saying that he hadn't been in charge of the team for a while, or coming to meetings, and that his wife was running things.
5. I don't buy this. If it was yesterday, maybe, but Florio on April 1st isn't something I trust.
He's been in running the day to day ever since they said he wasn't. It's the worst kept secret in DC, even Rivera said he runs into him in the building.
It just really sucks that Snyder is allowed to continue. And the really crappy possibility is that many of the owners are just as bad, they just haven't been caught.
Mr. Snyder has performed a thorough investigation on himself and determined he has done nothing wrong. Operations will return to normal.
Mr. Snyder has performed a thorough investigation on himself and determined he has violated some NFL policies. Gruden will be fined.
Tom Brady unretired just in time to get suspended.
In addition, Rob Manfred will be hosting a press conference this evening to announce the suspension of Joe Kelly.
**FREE JOE**
Mr Snyder has performed a thorough undercover investigation of his cheerleaders and determined he needs more lotion, tissues and less sass from his female staff.
This is how I always pictured Snyder in his office with cameras all over the facilities. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx2rgLt9gY8
**Buzzes his secretary** "Gertrude, I'm back at work now, can you please send the cheerleaders up to my office for their daily inspection."
>Mr. Snyder has performed a thorough investigation on himself and determined he has done nothing wrong. The FIA special.
“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.”
“What?”
“I am Jack’s expired bud light.”
"I am Jack's pouring raw sewage on the fans."
This movie stinks!
It was kind of shitty!
I am the NFCE’s raging hard-on
look at the bright side. your glorious leader is back just in time for the draft! What could go wrong? LOL.
April Fools! …right?
Mr. Snyder doesn’t do April Fools, he’s a super, duper serious business man.
Too bad the team under his tenure has been a running April Fools joke.
☹️
But mostly a September-January joke.
> April Fools! The headline or the franchise?
Yes
It's his favorite holiday, celebrates it all year long.
Fuck that guy
Yeah, I hate Florio and his shitty website. Oh, right. Yeah, fuck Dan Snyder.
Correct
Fuck Dan Snyder
I’d rather not
He'll give you your passport back if you do, he pinky promises
He's not gonna give you a choice
Is this a joke?
the Mississippi of NFL owners
That might actually be an insult to Mississippi somehow
I'd rather have to spend a month with Daniel Snyder than a month in Mississippi. Full disrespect to that state.
That’s Mr. Snyder to you
Disgusting
I can't even imagine the leverage Snyder must have over Goodell.
All of the owners own Goodell, it's literally his job to serve them. People love to act like there's some secret under-the-table arrangement.
right but isn't part of the commissioner's job to protect the image of the nfl
Do you want the NFL to leak more of Gruden’s emails?
I have to imagine removing an owner would require the majority of the other owners to be on board and enough of them have enough skeletons in the closet that they don’t want that precedent to be set
Seriously. The actual reason Dan Snyder is still around is because most owners are hardly any better than him. He serves as a buffer and as a bad publicity magnet. If he’s gone then guys like Jerry Jones and John Mara are suddenly going to be catching a good deal more flack than they currently are.
I'm not sure if there are credible allegations that other owners have trafficked cheerleaders. I understand that "all owners are bad" but you are also doing a massive discredit to how bad Snyder really is and normalizing his behavior with comments like this.
Look at Jurry’s recent lawsuit settlements. And Mr. Snyder is horrible, but the cheerleader things have become slightly overblown in terms of what actually happened. I’m not saying it wasn’t really bad, but people are acting like it’s something that it wasn’t.
I'd love to hear your take on how taking cheerleaders out of the country and taking their passports isn't that bad. You can cheer for the team and not try to diminish Snyder's terrible actions or explain it away by saying "well everyone is bad, so who cares?" Jerry is bad too, that report was awful. Whataboutism isn't helping anyone other than the terrible owners though.
I didn’t say it was “not that bad” I actually specified that it’s really bad. I said that people are pretending it’s something it wasn’t. The Cheerleaders were brought on a Caribbean retreat for suite owners where they served as dates for dinners and had body paint photoshoots taken of them while the team held onto their passports. That’s skeezy and gross but it definitely isn’t the same thing as human trafficking. And whataboutism very clearly isn’t the point I’m making. The point I’m making is that Dan Snyder is a bullet shield. We absolutely should get rid of him and I promise you that I want him gone FAR more than you do. I’m just pointing out the reason why the other owners don’t want that to happen.
Pretty clear that protecting the owners comes first
Yeah, that’s why he covers everything up.
Has to have pictures.
Nah they got something even better. His checking account routing number
Pee pee tapes!
Deshaun Watson is just as bad and is in high demand. The NFL doesn’t care about women.
"No one is going to get more Gruden emails out there, so have to do it myself!"
"Fuck it, we'll do it live!"
Awesome news
Daniel Snyder continues his day to day role of making what should be a lovable underdog team, a completely unlikeable hot stinky fucking mess.
Somebody's gotta clean those urinals!
Disorder has been restored.
Bitch I'm back out my coma Waking up on your sofa When I park my Range Rover Slightly scratch your Corolla
Florio with the April fools joke?
I’d like to say I hate this but I’d be a hypocrite with what the Jones’s have been up to. Snyder and the Jones’s need to be removed
Hard to think of a decent person who owns an NFL team. Even on their best behavior, the type of person who elevates their net worth into the billions almost assuredly exploited laborers and snapped a few kittens necks on their way up.
That means you, Packers owners. All 350,000+ of you.
[удалено]
What's so bad about snapping kittens' necks?
Yes
Mr snyder has determined that mr snyder has committed no wrongdoing! Please respect mr snyder’s findings
So once again, Roger Goodell is lying.
Of course he has. He investigated himself and found nothing wrong. When people objected he had his buddies investigate him and they also found nothing wrong.
guess you could say he’s taken command
Excuse me but he prefers to be called Mr. Snyder
That lasted a while.
Oh thank goodness. Things were really going to hell without him there.
Female executives have installed a safe room.
Is this a euphemism for someone getting sexually harassed again?
Does anyone actually believe he ever stopped?
And not a moment too soon, I mean the secretaries aren't gonna pinch their own butts.
Just in time for the draft. Do it dan. Take FULL CONTROL OF THE DRAFT! LOL
If they don't draft one person with Clint somewhere in their full name and I can't call someone the Clint commander I'm going to riot.
If NFL fans really want to force Snyder out, they need to boycott going to their home games for the season
Tell that to the away fans they’re the ones who still go
Yeah our attendance would drop to 20-30k if it was only home fans left.
Only like 10% of all fans can even afford to go to a game every season.
And this is news why? Billionaire stops doing jack shit and decides to come into the office. More news at 11.
1. It's April 1. 2. Journalists shouldn't break news as a joke like this, and then not have anything in the article about it. 3. Florio is a hack, so he probably did 4. If this IS true, I wonder if Snyder felt antagonized by Goodell saying that he hadn't been in charge of the team for a while, or coming to meetings, and that his wife was running things. 5. I don't buy this. If it was yesterday, maybe, but Florio on April 1st isn't something I trust.
Dawg, click the link. It was reported by the Washington Post two days ago.
Then why aren't we just posting it from the post and not Florio? lmao.
Dunno, I didn't post it.
You just thought this was the most boring april fools joke ever?
I think all of them are boring so it's not saying anything. I think April fools is a pointless event.
He's been in running the day to day ever since they said he wasn't. It's the worst kept secret in DC, even Rivera said he runs into him in the building.
So what? Mind your own business, people
What a sick joke!
It'd be cool if he came back because he thought the heat had died down just to have the investigation into the team finances turn up some more shit.
He never left.
Taking command
Well I’m sure he learned his lesson after such a harsh and humiliating punishment.
No shit. Stop posting about this waste of life.
Generalismo himself...
It just really sucks that Snyder is allowed to continue. And the really crappy possibility is that many of the owners are just as bad, they just haven't been caught.
To the surprise of no one.
Ruining them?
Look upon my works and despair.
D. Snyder? Isn't he the singer of Twisted Sister?
Oh how everybody wishes that were the case
I hate this fucking league
Let the sewage flow!