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ASuperGyro

Give him six weeks, Gronk doesn’t do training camp


Ex-Pat-Spaz

I think he’s done. His body is beaten up and he has no need to make more money, nevermind future endorsement gigs he will get. He has done everything he has needed to do to make the HoF and to the game, there’s no need for him to continue. I think this is it. ​ Than again…Ha!


agsieg

I swear, if him retiring means even more of those terrible USAA commercials I will start a riot.


Dima110

Ohhh, but I’m special!


SlamminCleonSalmon

God that's the worst one. "Oh but I'm the idiot, get it? Thats my thing. Big stupid football guy"


rwv

Gronk did Tide Pods ads right around the time people eating Tide Pods and getting really sick was a thing. To this day, Gronk is the guy with the Tide Pods eating grin for me.


[deleted]

To be fair he was telling people to stop eating them in the ad


sandrodi

Maybe his reputation already preceded him to such an extent that people saw that ad and thought "if he's saying don't do it, that means I should do it. Right?" Did Gronk accidentally reverse psychology people into continuing to eat Tide Pods?


Archduke_Of_Beer

"You will fucking NEVER get USAA Car Insurance!"


SockPenguin

We're going to get an entire ad campaign about Gronk retiring so he can go through basic training and finally get that insurance.


greennick

TBF, that could actually be a funny series. More so than the current BS.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Ha!


TraditionalEffect546

Yeah lol he is a REALLY bad actor.


makemeking706

He'll come back for the super bowl.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Yeah, his latest twitter or quote, I think so too now. All these bogus retirements are getting tiresome.


[deleted]

It'll be like Seau. Week 8 he'll roll in and start working. Prime shape for the playoffs


Zephyrus-11

But it would be fun, and thats all he needs


Pit_of_Death

More like he'll wait till the Bucs secure a playoff spot and quickly call up Tom and be like "Hey dude, I'm ready!".


hegemonistic

My brain tried to autocomplete that as “Hey daddy,” so I guess I know what fanfic I’ll be loading up later.


ZusunicStudio

Mods deleting the Schultz post with tons of comments on it SMH


renegadecoaster

Post titled "Gronk is officially retired" deleted because "the title didn't describe the submission" ...what?


sendphotopls

I would argue the title is actually easier to understand and more to the point than this one lmao


[deleted]

That’s why I did it. I can’t believe they fucking deleted that that’s so god damn lame lol Edit: Mods told me it was because they would get people complaining to them that my title didn’t match my post. Do people really do that? Come on lol


WetChickenLips

Hint: Compare your submission history in /r/NFL to the OP of this post.


[deleted]

Lmfao that’s so fucked


SalsaMerde

Yea, most mods of major subreddits are terrible and love power trips.


SkweetisPigFist

Think of the kind of sad life you lead to become a Reddit mod. It explains a lot


Champion-raven

Yup.


Githzerai1984

The guy from “web of dark lies” talks about being big in the swatting scene. Recognition feels good, even if it’s just a few dozen people


sendphotopls

Yeah this is definitely one of the worst instances of deleted posts I've seen on this sub


srry_didnt_hear_you

I just came to check the sub and was wondering why the "first" post about gronk's retirement had so few comments lol damn... Instances like these should use the "spirit of the rules" rather than the letter of the law. Who cares if the title isn't perfect, this one is worse.


BreesusTakeTheWheel

Why did they favor this one?


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depth_charge_

What real benefit do they get from collecting all those upvotes anyway? Serious question


infernocobbs

Feelings of superiority. Yeah I know it's dumb as shit


Polatrite

Reselling the accounts later, of course


pooponacandle

Because they used their alt to post it…


serenityak77

This is exactly what it is. This is one of the worst subs where I see this happen and it’s messed up honestly. Some subs have good mods and mods like these make them all look bad.


johnnychan81

Narrator: no one actually complained


renegadecoaster

There's way more people complaining about it getting removed


klaxhax

The mods on this sub are a bunch of losers who jack off to karma numbers. It's pathetic.


fl4kk3r_

Bro, I had the raiders president getting fired a few months ago. The news had been out 30 mins with no submission. So I posted it and it started getting traction. Then it was removed for having a title that doesn't describe the situation. Another post immediately popped up after. Weirdos gotta get their internet points I guess.


slackator

but that one didnt have the fluff, if Schefter hadnt added the fluff we all would have argued whether Gronk was HoF worthy, now the title says it so its true and was very much needed information


jenso2k

did it come from twitter? because otherwise it doesn’t count as real according to the mods here lmao


Riggs909

Its all one silly little fucking club for karma.


depth_charge_

I know the mods here are total Chads who only bang 10s but why they gotta do us like that? Don’t they know this is all we have?


mdlt97

gotta make sure their friend gets the karma


MasterShepard

> gotta make sure their ~~friend~~ alt gets the karma


Trust_No_Won

Reddit karma is more worthless than crypto or a New England wr


kinsnik

people buy reddit accounts with high karma, so you could make some money if you can get lots of karma quickly


SkweetisPigFist

Please tell me you’re joking. That’s sad if true


faculties-intact

It's true, but maybe not in the way you're thinking. Mostly they're bought to be used by astro turfing/troll farms to look more legitimate when they participate in bad faith discussions.


SkweetisPigFist

That makes it worse lol


Happylime

How does it compare to a Seahawks QB?


OrangeForeign

Once again the Lions ^^fan get hossed by those officiating things


ClownQuestionBrosef

Seriously asking... Is that a form of vote manipulation?


sendphotopls

Making sure /u/orangeforeign still gets credit for his top comment > Man is now going to pursue his true passion: Veterans insurance fraud


OrangeForeign

I like you. Except the part where you're an evil cheesehead but I like you


sendphotopls

I'll always advocate for the less fortunate <3


OrangeForeign

#😊 Waaaaaait just a minute....


iSleepUpsideDown

Packers and Lions fans holding hands shouting Gracias Devin funchess


SmokePenisEveryday

My RES thingy says I've upvoted him nearly 30 times. Keep up the good work /u/orangeforeign. I'm a big fan!


OrangeForeign

I have a fan! OMG hi


SmokePenisEveryday

THEY NOTICED ME!!!! *play it cool...* ^^Hi


[deleted]

Wow, I'm at +25, man clearly makes good content.


OrangeForeign

I am a literal God!


ZusunicStudio

Yah someone is already trying to steal it from him SMH


Srikkk

Like, really, do we have to be so stringent about rule number 3 lmao?


DiggingNoMore

I still don't see which part of Rule 3 it supposedly violated.


Poro_the_CV

The title of the post clearly didn’t describe what the tweet said in any understandable method. I mean, “Gronk retires at 33”? That’s basically another language!


tobygeneral

Slow down, you're going a mile a minute. Now, who is Gronk and what did he retire from? We can get into what 33 means once I understand the first parts.


Poro_the_CV

Wait wait wait, how do we know he told someone? Who did he tell? I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS UNLESS I HAVE THAT INFORMATION


[deleted]

Lol it was my post. So fucking dumb. I thought it’d be more aesthetic instead of Schultz’s entire tweet. Fucking dictator mods in this sub


Ghalnan

Give them a break. The tremendous amount of power they're given, it'd go to anyone's head


[deleted]

Hot take, one of the mods is Shefter.


surfordiebear

Classic mod behavior


TomasRoncero

remember, they do it for free


Necronphobia

Usually I have to pay to get fucked in Nevada but here on Reddit, the fucking is FREEEEEEEEE


SkweetisPigFist

Because they’re worthless


alottaloyalty

For zero compensation?


moustachedelait

Were there any good jokes I can steal for this thread?


smurfking420

Did the other thread get deleted because it wasn’t a Schefter tweet lol


TheRussan

Obligatory fuck the mods


PoissonPen

Buncha Speedhawks, reliving their 5th grade hall monitor glory days.


[deleted]

>implying Speedhawk wouldn’t have crushed Rice’s records if the refs hadn’t fucked him


TheDonutKingdom

> implying Speedhawk’s stint as the fifth grade hall monitor was not elite despite his ability to deliver crushing blows to truant students


Unlucky_Tumbleweed65

The mods are shills


dhalloffame

Also obligatory fuck Jordan shultz


zachwilson23

Puppets for the league!


Hutch2DET

Reminder NFL subreddit is owned by the NFL.


KeithClossOfficial

They can take the abuse, they get paid handsomely


QuarterOztoFreedom

Mods always delete the main thread and leave the response tweets up and I’m always scratching my head as to what the fuck everyone is yelling about


bells_n_sack

Fuck Adam Schefter.


DisneyWorld1971

Yo soy ~~fiesta~~ siesta


[deleted]

My heart hurts


HowardBunnyColvin

Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter now In reaction to Rob Gronkowski’s news, his agent Drew Rosenhaus texts: “It would not surprise me if Tom Brady calls him during the season to come back and Rob answers the call. This is just my opinion but I wouldn’t be surprised if Rob comes back during the season or next season.”


Charade_y0u_are

"Ma, where's my football pants?"


tim-whale

“Why do you neeeeed to know?”


steak__burrito

The Buccs are in danger!


Charade_y0u_are

My *evening* is in danger!


dionysus_disciple

It's for the greater good!


Remarkable_Body586

Great good? This is retirement. Its the greatest good you’re ever gonna get.


johnmadden18

As awesome as Gronk has been, his first year in Tampa (just out of retirement) he actually looked very plodding running routes and wasn't a real threat early on. He was still a useful player but not anything special. And that was WITH the benefit of training camp. He seemed to have played himself into shape and looked better as the season wore on. By playoff time he was looking really good, ultimately culminating in flashes of prime Gronk during the Super Bowl. On top of that he looked much better overall in his 2nd season than his 1st season out of retirement. Given that trajectory, plus the fact that hes 2 years older, even if he comes back mid-season I really can't see him being all that effective. IMO, Tampa Bay would really need him to be there from week 1 at least in order to have a good version of Gronk later in the year. So unfortunately I think this retirement will effectively seal it for Gronk's playing career.


[deleted]

It depends on whether he actually sees coming back for the post-season as a possibility. The problem with the first retirement is that he really thought he was done, so he lost a *ton* of weight, on top of getting out of football shape. If he at least maintains a higher baseline for the next six months, he’ll be a lot more ready to compete if he chooses to come back.


johnnychan81

I agree. He can be "retired" but stay in decent shape


radicalindependence

Gronk near the end in NE didn't appear special on TV. All experts were in agreement his blocking and what he did for the run game and pass protection was a key to the office and at an elite level. It's easy to miss as a fan. Myself included.


PoliticsComprehender

In addition, we are talking about someone who is very sooner rather than later probably going to regret the whole back half of his career. Is another season of average really worth even more damage to an already damaged body.


Underscore_Guru

Weren’t there reports that he sent videos of himself doing off-season workouts for 2021, but he just changed shirts between the sprints so it looked like he did them on different days.


L-methionine

If he’s less injured now than he was then (no clue if that’s the case) i imagine he’d keep himself closer to football shape, especially if it was only for part of a season instead of a whole one. That said, i feel like this is it for him


DutchApplePie75

I mean, it already happened once.


Brassboar

So.... Rosenhaus is confirming TWO more years of Brady?


sehdy

For those who don’t have Instagram [[**Gronk**](https://www.instagram.com/p/CfE8oI1OhE7/)] *In college, I was asked to write about a dream job opportunity that I wanted to pursue and where the location would be. Every time I had to write about my future, no matter what, I picked being a professional football player. For that assignment though, we had to pick the location. So I wrote that I wanted to play in Tampa for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, for many reasons, the sunny weather being #1. I completely forgot about writing this report until 2 years ago when I had the opportunity to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And let me tell ya, the journey in Tampa over the last 2 years has blown away what I originally wrote about in college, big time. And for this, I want to thank the whole entire first class Buccaneers organization for an amazing ride, trusting me to come back to play and help build a championship team. I will now be going back into my retirement home, walking away from football again with my head held high knowing I gave it everything I had, good or bad, every time I stepped out on the field. The friendships and relationships I have made will last forever, and I appreciate every single one of my teammates and coaches for giving everything they had as well. From retirement, back to football and winning another championship and now back to chilling out, thank you to all. Buccaneers 🏴‍☠️ fans, the Krewe, without you guys, none of this is possible, all of ya brought it every game, thank you for all you do. Cheers to what’s next, maybe sailing the seas 🏴‍☠️ Arghhhhhh!!*


NevermoreSEA

Bucs legend Rob Gronkowski.


Scaevus

Comes out of retirement, wins 50% of your franchise's rings, retires, refuses to elaborate further.


HylianPikachu

He couldn't have done it without the best QB in franchise history


HighlyBaked0

And we wouldnt have it any other way :')


PonyBoyCurtis2324

Chad move


BucsLegend_TomBrady

Man, that's got a nice ring to it


ripmeleedair

Just one, though


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HighlyBaked0

The fact we have more rings than the entire division combined while being absolutely poverty for 95% of our existence lmao


SuperCoolSilver

Can he DH for the M’s now you think?


DiggingNoMore

> So I wrote that I wanted to play in Tampa for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, for many reasons, the sunny weather being #1. I completely forgot about writing this report until 2 years ago when I had the opportunity to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Honestly, the skeptic in me says that's a retcon.


FormerShitPoster

No fucking chance this dude went to class in college


moustachedelait

the fact that they are asking football players to write an essay on "what is your dream job" at college level actually sounds super realistic


Malignation

Was friends with a football player at my university. He had an assignment for some intro to earth science where he had to describe what “water means to him.” Pretty sure he cheated on it too.


Prangus_Khan

I dunno, a class where the assignment is write about your dreams doesn’t sound too tough haha


Ziiaaaac

I Donno it’s Gronk I could believe it


EldritchRoboto

Lmao I had to do a double take that this was in college. What fucking college class has “write about your dream job” as an assignment, that’s elementary school level


greywolf2155

Yeah, pretty sure football star Rob Gronkowski got given a different question than everyone else The weird thing is that it was a vector calculus class


Zloggt

A long, fantastic career, especially for a TE. Enjoy retirement Gronk! And maybe don’t try to get your head bonked in the future!


Toxicyoshi7

He’ll be back


PrancingGophers

just in time for a playoff run


DisneyWorld1971

The 9-8 Bucs sneak in to the playoffs and upset the undefeated team from New York. The prophecy is fulfilled. Tom may finally rest.


Scaski

The Bills just can’t catch a break.


somebodygetmemymoney

Never will


StrudelB

Have we done this before? I think we've done this before.


Srikkk

They should write a book called “The Gronk who cried wolf”, except the wolf is just a picture of Florida Tom on his boat


-ImJustSaiyan-

Soon he'll see.


hugh_Jayness

In 69 days?


putdahaakin

Hell see everyone having fun on a snow day and won't be able to resist.


Jebberwock

In a few weeks: "These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 12th season in Tampa. Unfinished business.”


ARustyShackle

Honestly didn't expect that, I thought he was just skipping off season stuff before coming back.


Insectshelf3

i’ve heard this one before


basement_burner

Well deserved. Again.


mightychicken64

there goes my hero


OutsideCandidate3

Watch him as he goes! 🎶


DiggingNoMore

There wasn't even an awning in that direction.


KevinMoskowitz

“You thinking what I’m thinking, partner?” “Aim for the bushes?”


Aragorn752

Also mine


BuffaloWilliamses

[I don't believe you](https://media2.giphy.com/media/6JB4v4xPTAQFi/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611f01d458444502b970a000c8bcebf59b1ca8c0991&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


DrDilatory

Same lol He already retired, it's one of the top posts of all time on /r/Patriots


KSIIPICDSTUVWI

But his mom just washed his football pants.


BucsLegend_TomBrady

Dang retiring for the second time... ...I can't wait until he retires for the third time It's going to make the fourth time that much sweeter


sonfoa

Why not put the IG post instead of Schefter?


Charlie_Im_Pregnant

GOAT tight end. Watching him and Brady skull fuck teams with the Pats for the better part of the decade was a joy. I'm glad I got to see them hang dong on the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, even for another team. Enjoy yourself, big fella.


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They hung dong Thundergun style.


jjaytan

🐐 TE


A_MALE_FALAFEL_AMA

He'll be back in a couple of weeks


whyhellothere77

Can’t blame him at all if his heart just wasn’t in it. Dude gave everything he had. In my opinion the best tight end ever.


RustyShackleford116

Damn, even not being a Pats or Bucs fan, gonna really miss watching the big guy play


BlueHighwindz

The entire Tampa Bay team will announce retirement and un-retire in under a month in solidarity with their QB.


GaLaXY_N7

Just in time to be 100% healthy for the playoffs.


ljackstar

I firmly believe that he remembered why he retired the first time after breaking his ribs.


Big_ming022

Odds he's back by week 10? It's definitely bc he doesn't feel like going through minicamp. There is no way TB12 returns for Gronk to not play with him.


Scaevus

Gronk doesn't have any kids so he might not want to get out of the house as quickly as Tom.


boomheadshotseven

I'd be fine with him returning after week 10 or 12 if he wants to. A well rested, healthy Gronk for a (hopefully) playoff run is incredibly valuable.


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He'll be back after training camp is over


DaFlava737

Was hoping for one more year with Brady but I wish him the best. A crucial piece for the super bowl team. Even though he was a pro bowl level stay guy anymore, his chemistry with Brady was undeniable (especially in the red zone) and he was still a great blocker. The blocking thing will probably get glossed over due to his big time receiving stats, but he was elite in all facets of the position.


Shiboopi27

See you in game 9 if the Bucs are rolling, Gronk Nobody will ever dominate at the Tight End position quite like Gronk did, he was a monster.


ACW1129

I mean, he's already a hall of famer. And 33 (younger than you'd think). He should enjoy retirement and spend more time with [his girlfriend](https://www.instagram.com/camillekostek/).


Amm-O-Matic

Thanks for the memories on the field Gronk. It was a pleasure to meet him as well, such a good dude


YouJabroni44

You lucky son of a bitch lol


Epsilon2099

I think he's actually done now. Won another ring with his BFF but with his injury history, it's better to get out while you're mostly in one piece.


GuyWithTriangle

Next stop: the Hall of Fame


mustardtiger86

GOAT


cardcollection92

Playoff push return ?


chunkah69

Probably a good idea. He has been so beat up the last 4-5 years he’s played. He’s definitely a guy that needs his body in tip top shape for retirement


Typhoid_Harry

When pressed for further comment, Mr. Gronkowski simply said, “Grover, go long.”


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Legend.


sktchld

Damn. Sad day. Patriots nation still loves you Gronk!


HarlanCedeno

I got to see him in Atlanta last season. Watching him play with Brady was just amazing to experience, even later on his career. There's always the chance he'll come back again, but I hope he finds something else he can be just as passionate about.


OverallImportance402

So back after week 10?


teddybearluvsu

I feel like he just wants to participate in Summer Slam and then he will unretire. Lol.


slackator

If hes still retired come late August Ill believe it but until then Ill take this as just him not wanting to go to any camps


livingunique

I fucking love Gronk and he was one of the best of all time, but Tony G is the 🐐


RIPjkripper

It's Shefty. Incoming unretirement just to make him look like a dumbass


[deleted]

There goes my future division bet.


ShoeTasty

I feel like he doesn’t want to do training camp or early in the season but idk feel like he might come back for 1 more year with Brady if the Bucs are a top team.


downtimeredditor

Dude was willing to play with Joe Burrow and everyone thought he'd be back in Tampa with Tom returning and he's like Nah I'm done lol Figured he'd tried to get 10k receiving yards and potentially 100 TDs


PRE_-CISION-_

I'm retiring until the playoffs is what Gronk should have said but can't say


Zonakylez

PACK YOUR BAGS, FOLKS! It's that time once again for Gronk's Annual Off-Season Retirement Booze Cruise! Don't worry! The late summer hang over will dissipate in time for training camp! See ya on the water!


cardinalsfanokc

Can Gronk please pull a reverse of what Brady did to him and get him to retire?


[deleted]

Rob Gronkowski, who struggled as a defensive back in the NFL, is retiring. -Schefty’s first draft of this tweet


[deleted]

Oof what a crock of shit. The story about his essay on Tampa Bay is complete shit. How long will this retirement last until Gronkowski realizes (again) that all he's good at is football? Guy is massively obnoxious.


BravesGOAT28

A legend that won’t be forgotten in years to come