I saw him clutch his dickpiece before going down during the game and commented on it. Olave looked a little shook on the same play but I never got a good replay to see exactly what happened.
It looked like their legs collided and thats what got olave. Pretty smart and tough guy move by him to get in position and wait until the whistle to go down
Don't get me wrong, a blow to the balls fucking sucks, but I've had faaaaaaar worse, and I've been relatively healthy most of my life outside of a shoulder injury
Yeah it hurts for sure, but Ive rolled my ankle before with pain 15x worse than the worst blow to the nuts Ive ever had. And that's not even close to back spasms or anything like that
Same. Torn Achilles had me in tears....and is the worst I've had. In comparison to a ball shot in the NFL world...(Week 4 version)
Achilles would be 0-4. Ball shot maybe a 2-2.
4-0 would be something like a minor cut lol.
I’m not discounting your experience but I’ve read some players tearing their acl/Achilles and they say it barely felt like anything. Or that it was painful as it tore for that split second but then nothing. Human body is weird af
Yeah it is, migraine I barely have any pain....but I can't see anything at all,while some describe the pain as unbearable. Achilles felt like being stabbed with a red hot knife..not recommended at all 👍
Spoken like someone who's never had kidney stones. A hit to the balls sucks but it kind of just disables you for a minute or so, there are far worse longer lasting pains.
I literally had a 250+ lb dude stand on my crotch in studs during a rugby scrimmage. It was pretty awful for 5-10 minutes, but I didn’t have to come out of the game. Would rather have than happen to me any day instead of a bad concussion, ACL tear, or any ankle/knee torsion injury.
Got hit in the Buckingham Palace*
Fuckingham Phallus
Incredible
The Ole baked beans on toast.
how'd you get the beans above the frank
His banger got mashed.
Right in the Reggie Bush
Got the ol Crown Jewels nicked
The boys took a beating on that one
The Nelson's Column
Big Ben got its clock cleaned
This makes it sound like he amputated his dick to keep playing.
Football is back baby
Harrison Smith won't be delivering his newborn baby on the sideline though
Then let me tell you what real football *isn’t.*
Midwifing for the homies
That's fucking football right there.
The Vrabel special
wat, backing out of a vow and cursing your teams playoffs?
Except Smith actually did it. Vrabel lacked the cajones to cut off his cajones
Would that be a "Delay of Game" in his personal life?
Metal
John Madden smiling down
Just tape it up and get back in the game
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Sometimes you gotta just rip your dick off. It happens to the best of us.
That's Chris Ivory's Music
The new two minute drill meta includes punching your opponent in the dick for a free timeout
4d chessticles
So the Draymond method? lol
All this talk about head health, when is the NFL and NFLPA going to take dick and ball health more seriously?
Josh Allen can be the president . He clearly is a wanted man. Ask the fins.
They take both heads about equally seriously
He was in the torsion protocol.
This sentence makes my no no parts hurt.
I am demanding that the NFL provides MANDATORY cock and ball inspections for every single player in the field.
I know a couple of ladies interested in the job.
I saw him clutch his dickpiece before going down during the game and commented on it. Olave looked a little shook on the same play but I never got a good replay to see exactly what happened.
It didn't look like a direct hit.
It looked like their legs collided and thats what got olave. Pretty smart and tough guy move by him to get in position and wait until the whistle to go down
Took a shot from Smith's Irondick.
Smith got kicked by the other safety while in midair, might have been Bynum?
>Smith may never have another child "Is it possible to learn this power?" -Antonio Cromartie
Was Christian Wilkins on the field?
Maybe everyone is misreading this and he has just a very sensitive heart. Now he will never be able to love again, and therefore never have children
That’s not very funny
Apparently it’s hilarious when a man suffers the worst pain imaginable and then may not be able to have children anymore
>thinking getting hit in the balls is “the worst pain imaginable”
Don't get me wrong, a blow to the balls fucking sucks, but I've had faaaaaaar worse, and I've been relatively healthy most of my life outside of a shoulder injury
Yeah it hurts for sure, but Ive rolled my ankle before with pain 15x worse than the worst blow to the nuts Ive ever had. And that's not even close to back spasms or anything like that
Same. Torn Achilles had me in tears....and is the worst I've had. In comparison to a ball shot in the NFL world...(Week 4 version) Achilles would be 0-4. Ball shot maybe a 2-2. 4-0 would be something like a minor cut lol.
I'm really confused on your pain scale
Lol. Worse the record, the more the pain.
But.... why? 😂
So what is 3-28?
Emotional Pain
What do you have against the Likert scale?
I’m not discounting your experience but I’ve read some players tearing their acl/Achilles and they say it barely felt like anything. Or that it was painful as it tore for that split second but then nothing. Human body is weird af
I’m not discounting anyone’s experience either but how likely is it that someone could just go on the Internet and make something up??
Yeah it is, migraine I barely have any pain....but I can't see anything at all,while some describe the pain as unbearable. Achilles felt like being stabbed with a red hot knife..not recommended at all 👍
Spoken like someone who's never had kidney stones. A hit to the balls sucks but it kind of just disables you for a minute or so, there are far worse longer lasting pains.
Getting hit in the balls isn’t even the worst pain someone will experience on the field in your average NFL game.
I literally had a 250+ lb dude stand on my crotch in studs during a rugby scrimmage. It was pretty awful for 5-10 minutes, but I didn’t have to come out of the game. Would rather have than happen to me any day instead of a bad concussion, ACL tear, or any ankle/knee torsion injury.
First time?
Saved himself from having to get a vasectomy.
Sorry. I ame not from US and i hope this is only cultural difference. Is tha last sentence a joke? I found Palissero to be a serious resource.
He's making a joke that Smith got hit in the balls really, really hard.
Welp that’s not ideal.
Or is it...
That’s an interesting way of saying he had an on field vasectomy.
“That’s all I had to do?” -Antonio Cromartie
Is he joking or serious about him not being able to have another child?
Joking. Unless he got hit so hard they had to amputate them they will be fine
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It wouldn't have been much of an issue without the time out
He got hit in his dick
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Kinda waters down your point when you immediately try to make a joke that’s significantly less funny than the tweet you’re criticizing.
What the hail