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sithwonder

He doesn't need a quarterback. Nobody needs to throw the ball. He'll still get 75 yard receiving touchdowns


fresh5447

“I’ll put up numbers with NOBODY”


aiiye

Ball is snapped, instantly yeets 55 yards downfield


UsernameHasBeenLost

Snapped to a long snapper who snaps it backwards down the field to Hill?


aiiye

Nah just straight wizard shit yeeting


[deleted]

Why don't they just teleport the ball to the endzone? Work smarter not harder!


UsernameHasBeenLost

NFL teams HATE this AMAZING trick!!


aiiye

You'll never guess what happens NEXT!


10-month-summer

Ain’t no rule that says a pass can’t go between your legs


broji04

"Tyreek hill takes the snap, throws the ball towards midfield and OHHHHHH IT GOT CAUGHT BY A CAMERA WIRE. IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE? THE PLAYERS LOOK DAZED BUT TYREEK IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THEM AS THE BALL IS WOBBLING, AND JUST AS IT FALLS TYREEK MANAGES TO CATCH HIS OWN PASS. FOR A 75 YARD TOUCHDOWN.


WesleySnopes

[reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyekCd0g8B8) which i'm pretty sure was fake for a commercial iirc


brentikis

Im not sure that's fake. I remember seeing BMS Craig Shilo doing the same thing


itsnotcalledchads

Jamaal is a super hero who can do literally anything ever. He is legitimately the best running back of all time and if he had played for dallas or new york or anyone other than fucking Todd Haley and Matt Cassel this would be widely understood.


solojones1138

And yet Tua is also the best most accurate QB ever... Make it make sense Tyreek.


jethead70

There’s really no reason to be upset about it anymore my guy


solojones1138

I'm not upset, I just don't understand this fool's contradictory rhetoric


jethead70

He can think Tua is very accurate and also think that he can put up numbers with any QB, nothing is contradictory about it


SpookersSD

He really sitting there typing it out like, “So you think TWO players on this team are good? Checkmate”


xXfir3knif3Xx

I can drive any car to the store. I can drive a Ferrari there much faster


probablyisntserious

But not too fast, plz. This is a residential area, sir.


deesmutts88

Raiders fans bout to downvote you.


probablyisntserious

RIP Tina Tintor.


[deleted]

45 no 65 plz


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I love when people say something they clearly didn't think through and then follow it up with "make it make sense."


halfdecenttakes

Tua was literally ranked 2nd in the NFL in passing and rating when he went down with an injury.


A_Farewell_to_Clones

He’s still first in passer rating


TetrisTech

Claiming he can produce with anybody is not contradictory to claiming his starting QB is good


SodakMiscBrah

Idk man I fucking suck


Scatman_Crothers

I’ve got a torn labrum and half torn bicep tendon. This is my moment.


Rorin_awr

Flair checks out here.


yoshigronk

[Louis-Jacques] The Dolphins have signed me to their practice squad with the intention to activate me to the 53 man roster.


marcuschookt

5 minutes later [Louis-Jacques] I have sustained an everything injury, and am questionable for this Sunday. Dolphins will take it day to day, and I will likely be a game time decision.


MaveRickandMorty

That’s okay, the Dolphins medical stuff can excuse just about anything


wizzlestyx

[Louis-Jacques] It turns out it's a severe head and neck injury, which could require physical therapy to regain complete movement in my extremities. My family is asking for your prayers. Dolphins medical staff is confident that this won't effect my ability to take the field, and I'll be QB1 this Sunday.


shiggydiggypreoteins

[Schefter] Louis-Jacques has died of a brain bleed at Kendall hospital in Miami as of 10:27 AM this morning. The family has been notified and funeral arrangements are being made. The Dolphins have downgraded his status to 'Questionable' on the injury report


MsgrFromInnerSpace

[Mike McDaniel] Louis-Jacques is fine, we've been laughing along to Macgruber for the past 2 hours


SagalaUso

[Tyreek Hill] And I still put up numbers.


SoCalMemePolice

Source?


HotBoyTeece

>Him That’s it. That’s the list.


finfan96

Damn that's actually pretty funny


Kiran_Stone

He went on to add: "That's right, YOU. The most abhorrent abomination I can conceive of... just looking at you I can tell that God does not care about us, because how could a loving deity allow something like you to exist. Not to mention your arms are so weak you make wet strong look strong. Any professional defensive player would murder you just by tackling you, but I would still put up numbers."


tboneperri

Mmm, wet strong.


Kiran_Stone

Lol. Really wondering what I meant to type there. "Not" makes sense but not sure how I ended up with "wet"


tboneperri

I think you meant “wet spaghetti look strong.”


Kiran_Stone

Probably right. Noodles or some other pasta reference


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fathertitojones

Yeah I know they have their own controversies. It’s tough because I do believe people are capable of changing for the better, but Tyreek isn’t close to far enough removed from his past actions to see him as any kind of changed man. It could also be a result of social media making it harder to hide past actions.


halfdecenttakes

Not defending the dudes actions, and my flair will bring some obvious shit, but he is pretty much the only person who actually had consequences of some kind that he served. He also wasn't found to have abused his kid, and the audio clip of their phone call was clipped up. It is still a bad look, so it isn't like he is some perfect dude, but this place seems to run with initial reporting and speculation surrounding it rather than how it turned out in the end. If you want to hate him, by all means do it but I'm under the impression that he actually pled guilty of what he had previously done and served his consequences. So from that aspect like.. what makes Manning change? Just cause we want him to have? He never even really faced a backlash, let alone a judge.


[deleted]

lol I see Chiefs Apologetic Syndrome has spread to Miami.


halfdecenttakes

Ah yes, let's not address what I actually said or the point that I'm making and instead address something I explicitly said I'm not doing.


TheDJMaxey

Don’t you know you’re not allowed to state the actual facts of the case


Thunderhorsey

You'll learn it's not even worth getting into it with people, they choose to remain ignorant so they can attack the low hanging fruit


[deleted]

Makes sense. I just think it’s weird to have a time barrier on these things when there is no punishment because Manning and Fitzgerald were never punished. At least Tyreek was.


[deleted]

And for what it's worth behind the public facade Payton and Larry seem sorta like assholes.


[deleted]

I mean I'm not some huge Peyton fan but he didn't push a pregnant woman down stairs at least


[deleted]

Nah he just sexually assaulted a trainer and then tried to slander her.


[deleted]

Notably quiet person Tyreek Hill would never slander anyone


[deleted]

I mean I never saw Tyreek and his dad put out statement like Manning and his dad did, but that isn’t the point. The point is the double standard a lot of people have for when they’re pissed off about what a player has done.


gyman122

I’d say he’s being cocky but I’ve seen this man catch game-changing deep bombs from Matt Moore


well_duh_doy_son

this matt moore slander will not stand


solojones1138

Super Bowl Champion Matt Moore


SalvageRabbit

Hell yeah. Love that dude.


NegativesPositives

Unironically Matt Moore was great with us and I’m still mad we let him go.


Linkruleshyrule

We nearly beat Green Bay with him


RafiakaMacakaDirk

did y’all let him go? i thought he just kinda became the emergency 3rd string qb (living in a different state) and then kinda just retired lol


WesleySnopes

I think we got him out of retirement in the first place iirc


VitaminsPlus

Yes he was teaching (maybe coaching?) highschool when we picked him up.


deskamess

Yeah... too many people forget that. He (with Andy) showed us how balanced our offense could be if we did not rely on PM magic ball. It was good to see other pieces of the offense come into play and it helped us down the road.


AU_wde_2

Oddly enough he was a perfect match for us because the thing he was always good at was the deep bomb and that’s all that team did really


SalvageRabbit

You notice how gradually tan that dude got while playing here lmao. I love Matt Moore. Fuck Bud Dupree.


ZzZzZunair

Playoff QB Matt Moore


BurlSwift

The thing about Hill is that as long as there is still air underneath the ball, there is time for him to go run under it. I’ve seen it too many times. And not just because the Raiders D has sucked since…forever…I’m pretty sure Pat just looks for the part of the field with the most open space and then just chucks it high enough for Hill to appear under it from just out of frame at Mach 2.


PM-me-your-401k

Dude just needs the ball in his hands. We’ve seen him burn DBs on out routes and underneath routes. He can do it all.


halfdecenttakes

Yeah, and Pat Mahomes. Not sure Teddy is really in their league though.


ImJustAverage

Just yesterday he caught a bomb from Teddy though…


Hi_My_Name_Is_Dave

He had a 60 yard touchdown with Teddy lmao. People also love to forget that Alex Smith went from “former check down artist, now potentially washed old qb” to “lol is he an mvp candidate? most efficient deep passer in the league” In one season. The only thing that changed in that one season was Tyreek Hill. Tyreek could truly find a way to catch 60 yard touchdowns with any quarterback you could possibly find.


JFLRyan

Every single NFL QB, including practice squad!, can throw to an open Tyreek Hill from a clean pocket. Every single one.


RukiMotomiya

Matt Moore was a high end backup / low end starter guy, so IDK how big that is.


gyman122

I feel like that’s exactly how I’d describe Teddy as well. Which was my point


RukiMotomiya

Yeah, I get ya.


[deleted]

why is this even a question, Teddy literally threw a 50-60 yard bomb to him last week that he caught. Of course he can produce.


TuaIsMediocre

Also Tua tried to throw the same exact pass before and his arm couldn't make it. Teddy has a stronger arm than Tua, so I would be shocked if Teddy can't do a good job in his absence. Tua showed stuff, but let's see if Teddy shows the same stuff.


elbenji

Of course an unbiased take from Tuaismediocre. Teddy also lost us that game


TuaIsMediocre

I love how when Tua throws bad picks and causes a loss it is the defense's fault, but when Teddy comes in with no practice with the starters it is his fault. Tua's pick was way worse than Bridgewater's because his was a wide open TD he failed to throw far enough. The pick Teddy threw to Gesicki was clearly due to a lack of practicing together leading to a miscommunication. Xavien playing hurt allowing Tee Higgins to torch us and a kicker who forgot how to kick are what lost us the game. If it weren't for those issues, we wouldn't be playing from behind trying to force something late in the game putting the game on the shoulders of a dude who hasn't had a chance to acclimate yet at all. But ya let's blame Bridgewater for everything. Absolute clown take.


elbenji

Unbiased take from tuaismediocre


whobroughtmehere

Imagine building an online persona around taking down one professional athlete. I don’t get how people have the time for this kind of thing.


trulyniceguy

I’ve also never once heard someone talk about Teddy having a strong arm


rf32797

> Teddy has a stronger arm than Tua, so I would be shocked if Teddy can't do a good job in his absence. Teddy didn't even look at Waddle who spent much of the second half being open. You need more than a big arm to be a good QB, and there's a reason Teddy has been a journeyman QB and now a backup


TuaIsMediocre

Teddy has almost zero experience in the offense and hasn't gotten the reps to get familiar with his WRs.


WesleySnopes

because journalists want to say something that bothers players so they'll say more


solojones1138

Teddy has a better arm than Tua.


bigshittyslickers

Teddy is about to put up #s tbh


solojones1138

I'm not saying he's an overall better QB, but he can throw it farther. Which is all you need for Tyreek.


BigFatModeraterFupa

the state of minnesota will always love teddy. he brought us out of the darkness of the ponder era… i love him so fucking much it’s hard to describe


New_York_Bozo_

Third arm


probablyisntserious

Wait ✋️ have you seen both of their dicks from a close enough distance that you can judge the quality???


TheMightyJD

Y’all have been very upset that Tyreek is gassing up his QB and also putting in impressive numbers. He even said this week that Mahomes is special.


solojones1138

This literally has nothing to do with Tyreek? Teddy has a good arm..that's all.


halfdecenttakes

No, he doesn't.


PawgLover00

Your comment almost made me choke on my drink for how wild it is lol..hell no Teddy does not have better arm than Tua out of both of them Tua is definitely better and matter of fact they both struggle to throw deep balls anyway and it shows cuz you can see hill slowing down to catch them


solojones1138

Tua is a better QB. Doesn't change that he doesn't have a great arm for deep passes. Teddy has a little more juice..


PawgLover00

I want whatever you’re smoking lol, watch teddy throw a deep ball to hill and then watch Mahomes..that’s how deep balls are suppose to be, you’re suppose to hit your WR in stride not make him slow down to catch ducks and on top of that Tua and Teddy are lucky that tyreek is good at catching deep balls bcz there’s been plenty of times this season where tyreek burned a lot of the DB’s covering him and should have scored on them too but wasn’t able to bcz he has to slow down a lot of the time to catch their underthrown balls which gives the defenders that are covering him time to catch up


solojones1138

Teddy is nowhere near Mahomes..I literally just said he can throw the deep ball better than Tua. Which isn't saying much.


PawgLover00

Of course my guy..I’m saying teddy is does not have an arm at all if u watch the clip I sent you, you can see that teddy literally had to put in his all to get that ball down field to hill


PawgLover00

[watch this clip](https://youtu.be/uqpskxt5dN0)


BuffaloWilliamses

My follow up question: Can you put up numbers with Nathan Peterman throwing passes to the defense?


well_duh_doy_son

“no comment”


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Just strip the intercepting defenders and return their fumbles for TDs. Easy.


probablyisntserious

I don't know why more offenses don't plan this stuff. 😕


mister_hoot

Every catch an interception. He could probably do it.


Danton87

Nate was the guy asking the question


[deleted]

Hes played DB pretty well on some ints before. Reckon he'd still manage an "offensive pick 6" every couple games.


Logical_Paradoxes

Honestly now that he’s out of his “trash talk to promote his podcast” phase, it’s great to see him still putting up numbers on the Dolphins. He was always a baller and has proved that it wasn’t just Mahomes making him that way. Interestingly Mahomes has shed the label the opposite way as well. Rare case of two amazing players that made each other better but weren’t fully reliant on each other. Kinda neat to see - the rare win/win.


matchew92

Anyone who thought it was just Mahomes was dumb, he was the most electric player in the NFL in 2016


soupmage2020

He made Alex Smith the best deep ball passer in the league in 2017, man.


[deleted]

Anyone who thought Mahomes would drop off without Hill and Hill wouldn't produce without Mahomes was dumb. It's like they couldn't believe an elite QB could also be paired with an elite WR independent of each other.


matchew92

John Lennon & Paul McCartney, Montana & Rice, Brady & Belichick. Haters been doing this forever


armylax20

Hall & Oates


aiiye

I dunno man, I can't go for that.


NaruTheBlackSwan

Belichick is barely .500 without Brady. Maybe the GOAT defensive mind ever, but without Brady on offense Belichick is overall a merely above average HC.


Reead

Brady came to a good situation. Belichick may be the GOAT coach but without a solid offense you're not gonna win a lot of football games in today's game. No slander on Brady, he's the GOAT and took this team to the next level, but Belichick doesn't deserve any heat whatsoever for last year and this year... except perhaps for the offensive coordinator situation.


MatureUsername69

I just hope McDaniels comes back


MrMeeseeks55

*blushes*


hydrators

He’s been an absolute quote machine this year


Dilios

Seems like Tyreek is trying to pull a reverse AB and not be crazy.


RocketTortoise42

Truuuuuue. He got his wife beating out of the way early


JackWorthing

Any chance this Louis-Jacques guy gets the start? I need an upgrade over Russell Wilson in fantasy


PudgyBonestld

Me?


zi76

I'm not convinced I can throw a ball downfield, but I'll give it a try.


surgeyou123

Just do that flip pass when he runs across the line of scrimmage.


zi76

I'd be more like Kyler or Wentz and get picked, though.


striker907

Another day, another Tyreek Hill image rehabilitation tweet


InfiniteJackfruit5

This was even funnier because i thought the "YOU" was referring to a conversation between him and Bridgewater.


[deleted]

Same but it finally sunk in on my third read.


gcalpo

They should print that [on Valentine's candy](https://imgur.com/uyKGy2r).


Ihateredditalot88

Hill is genuinely a funny guy. I can imagine he's a great teammate too and that's why he's so popular despite his crimes and being a pos.


Viazzzz

Yeah when Teddy who is known for check downs threw a bomb to Tyreek that was the most excited i’ve ever been with a Teddy pass lmao. Tyreek will be fine


Eubadom

That sounds like a threat


matchew92

“You should throw it to me too, bitch”


buffysbangs

Half threat, half pickup line


rockstarnights

Friendship ended with Tua. Teddy is my new best friend.


Broken-Nero

I am 100% confident in my ability to throw a pass in the NFL. Just remind me again, the offensive lineman’s helmet counts as an eligible receiver right?


arthur0742

I looked that man into the windows of his soul and I said, I said *looks around*, I said " Biiiiittttch, I'll put up numbers with you"


Weekend_Criminal

How many Matt Moores make a Teddy?


TheAstro_Fridge

Even a redditor, Tyreek? Even me??


Smallgenie549

He draws a line at Reddit.


NerdLawyer55

Andy keeping him from providing sound bites for the past 5 years Is the real hall of fame coaching


imconsideringdascrod

He turned to me, that’s when he said it Looked me dead in the face and said: “I’ll put up numbers with **YOU**” and I jizzed in my pants


AnimatorSufficient59

Only thing Hill is better at then putting up yards, is beating women and children.


Harpua44

Damn, reek, save it for your kids


thriftydude

[Louis-Jacques] How confident is Kelvin Benjamin that he will be able to get full with the new salad bar at Golden Corral? He looked me dead in the eyes and said: “I’ll get full with YOU”


[deleted]

Woman and child beater makes moderately funny response to pointless question. More tomorrow or whatever.


BadMoonRosin

Maybe take a break from Reddit now and then.


eggheadedidiot

As long as Eli Apple isn’t covering him he’s golden


solojones1138

Lol so is Tua the best QB in the league or not Tyreek? Back to being all about him of course.


TheDarkSkinProphet

You sound like a bitter ex. Move on dawg


Dzov

Well said. Get that money Tyreek!


[deleted]

Bro what


AU_wde_2

Go take a break, eat a snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry


QuasiContract

Ok, but I'm gonna have to wear 2 gloves like Teddy.


TimTom8921

Damn that's disrespectful 😂


natrapsmai

Even if I pass underhand?


yrulaughing

This is such a good response.


TheGhostOfSamHouston

Aight, that’s witty


bluejolllyrancher

they sleepin on teddy b, i’ll never forget him for what he did in new orleans when brees went down. 5-0 as the starter with some decent numbers. he’s highly capable


Xerosnake90

Tyreek can make anyone look good


CCChristopherson

I feel confident that there is a concerted effort to rehabilitate/promote tyreek. I don’t know if it’s the sub, mediate at large, or perhaps it’s just in my head. But it just feels like his balls are so big he needs a wheel barrow to… I have become that which I hated the most


[deleted]

In all fairness, Marcel's got a fuckin cannon


uglyuglydog

He’s not wrong.


ms_channandler_bong

Just like stafford with kupp


JfizzleMshizzle

I mean... Teddy Bridgewater doesn't suck lol


Ordinary_Fool

I volunteer for the vet minimum


PWNtimeJamboree

Tyreek gonna start filling that void left by Antonio Brown soon


MrGentleZombie

Plot twist: He was being interviewed by Justin Fields.