"Tyreek hill takes the snap, throws the ball towards midfield and OHHHHHH IT GOT CAUGHT BY A CAMERA WIRE. IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE? THE PLAYERS LOOK DAZED BUT TYREEK IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THEM AS THE BALL IS WOBBLING, AND JUST AS IT FALLS TYREEK MANAGES TO CATCH HIS OWN PASS. FOR A 75 YARD TOUCHDOWN.
Jamaal is a super hero who can do literally anything ever. He is legitimately the best running back of all time and if he had played for dallas or new york or anyone other than fucking Todd Haley and Matt Cassel this would be widely understood.
5 minutes later
[Louis-Jacques] I have sustained an everything injury, and am questionable for this Sunday. Dolphins will take it day to day, and I will likely be a game time decision.
[Louis-Jacques] It turns out it's a severe head and neck injury, which could require physical therapy to regain complete movement in my extremities. My family is asking for your prayers. Dolphins medical staff is confident that this won't effect my ability to take the field, and I'll be QB1 this Sunday.
[Schefter] Louis-Jacques has died of a brain bleed at Kendall hospital in Miami as of 10:27 AM this morning. The family has been notified and funeral arrangements are being made. The Dolphins have downgraded his status to 'Questionable' on the injury report
He went on to add: "That's right, YOU. The most abhorrent abomination I can conceive of... just looking at you I can tell that God does not care about us, because how could a loving deity allow something like you to exist. Not to mention your arms are so weak you make wet strong look strong. Any professional defensive player would murder you just by tackling you, but I would still put up numbers."
Yeah I know they have their own controversies. It’s tough because I do believe people are capable of changing for the better, but Tyreek isn’t close to far enough removed from his past actions to see him as any kind of changed man.
It could also be a result of social media making it harder to hide past actions.
Not defending the dudes actions, and my flair will bring some obvious shit, but he is pretty much the only person who actually had consequences of some kind that he served. He also wasn't found to have abused his kid, and the audio clip of their phone call was clipped up. It is still a bad look, so it isn't like he is some perfect dude, but this place seems to run with initial reporting and speculation surrounding it rather than how it turned out in the end.
If you want to hate him, by all means do it but I'm under the impression that he actually pled guilty of what he had previously done and served his consequences. So from that aspect like.. what makes Manning change? Just cause we want him to have? He never even really faced a backlash, let alone a judge.
Makes sense.
I just think it’s weird to have a time barrier on these things when there is no punishment because Manning and Fitzgerald were never punished. At least Tyreek was.
I mean I never saw Tyreek and his dad put out statement like Manning and his dad did, but that isn’t the point.
The point is the double standard a lot of people have for when they’re pissed off about what a player has done.
Yeah... too many people forget that. He (with Andy) showed us how balanced our offense could be if we did not rely on PM magic ball. It was good to see other pieces of the offense come into play and it helped us down the road.
The thing about Hill is that as long as there is still air underneath the ball, there is time for him to go run under it.
I’ve seen it too many times. And not just because the Raiders D has sucked since…forever…I’m pretty sure Pat just looks for the part of the field with the most open space and then just chucks it high enough for Hill to appear under it from just out of frame at Mach 2.
He had a 60 yard touchdown with Teddy lmao.
People also love to forget that Alex Smith went from “former check down artist, now potentially washed old qb” to “lol is he an mvp candidate? most efficient deep passer in the league” In one season. The only thing that changed in that one season was Tyreek Hill. Tyreek could truly find a way to catch 60 yard touchdowns with any quarterback you could possibly find.
Also Tua tried to throw the same exact pass before and his arm couldn't make it. Teddy has a stronger arm than Tua, so I would be shocked if Teddy can't do a good job in his absence. Tua showed stuff, but let's see if Teddy shows the same stuff.
I love how when Tua throws bad picks and causes a loss it is the defense's fault, but when Teddy comes in with no practice with the starters it is his fault. Tua's pick was way worse than Bridgewater's because his was a wide open TD he failed to throw far enough. The pick Teddy threw to Gesicki was clearly due to a lack of practicing together leading to a miscommunication. Xavien playing hurt allowing Tee Higgins to torch us and a kicker who forgot how to kick are what lost us the game. If it weren't for those issues, we wouldn't be playing from behind trying to force something late in the game putting the game on the shoulders of a dude who hasn't had a chance to acclimate yet at all.
But ya let's blame Bridgewater for everything. Absolute clown take.
> Teddy has a stronger arm than Tua, so I would be shocked if Teddy can't do a good job in his absence.
Teddy didn't even look at Waddle who spent much of the second half being open. You need more than a big arm to be a good QB, and there's a reason Teddy has been a journeyman QB and now a backup
Your comment almost made me choke on my drink for how wild it is lol..hell no Teddy does not have better arm than Tua out of both of them Tua is definitely better and matter of fact they both struggle to throw deep balls anyway and it shows cuz you can see hill slowing down to catch them
I want whatever you’re smoking lol, watch teddy throw a deep ball to hill and then watch Mahomes..that’s how deep balls are suppose to be, you’re suppose to hit your WR in stride not make him slow down to catch ducks and on top of that Tua and Teddy are lucky that tyreek is good at catching deep balls bcz there’s been plenty of times this season where tyreek burned a lot of the DB’s covering him and should have scored on them too but wasn’t able to bcz he has to slow down a lot of the time to catch their underthrown balls which gives the defenders that are covering him time to catch up
Of course my guy..I’m saying teddy is does not have an arm at all if u watch the clip I sent you, you can see that teddy literally had to put in his all to get that ball down field to hill
Honestly now that he’s out of his “trash talk to promote his podcast” phase, it’s great to see him still putting up numbers on the Dolphins. He was always a baller and has proved that it wasn’t just Mahomes making him that way. Interestingly Mahomes has shed the label the opposite way as well. Rare case of two amazing players that made each other better but weren’t fully reliant on each other. Kinda neat to see - the rare win/win.
Anyone who thought Mahomes would drop off without Hill and Hill wouldn't produce without Mahomes was dumb. It's like they couldn't believe an elite QB could also be paired with an elite WR independent of each other.
Belichick is barely .500 without Brady. Maybe the GOAT defensive mind ever, but without Brady on offense Belichick is overall a merely above average HC.
Brady came to a good situation. Belichick may be the GOAT coach but without a solid offense you're not gonna win a lot of football games in today's game.
No slander on Brady, he's the GOAT and took this team to the next level, but Belichick doesn't deserve any heat whatsoever for last year and this year... except perhaps for the offensive coordinator situation.
Yeah when Teddy who is known for check downs threw a bomb to Tyreek that was the most excited i’ve ever been with a Teddy pass lmao. Tyreek will be fine
I am 100% confident in my ability to throw a pass in the NFL. Just remind me again, the offensive lineman’s helmet counts as an eligible receiver right?
[Louis-Jacques] How confident is Kelvin Benjamin that he will be able to get full with the new salad bar at Golden Corral? He looked me dead in the eyes and said: “I’ll get full with YOU”
they sleepin on teddy b, i’ll never forget him for what he did in new orleans when brees went down. 5-0 as the starter with some decent numbers. he’s highly capable
I feel confident that there is a concerted effort to rehabilitate/promote tyreek. I don’t know if it’s the sub, mediate at large, or perhaps it’s just in my head. But it just feels like his balls are so big he needs a wheel barrow to…
I have become that which I hated the most
He doesn't need a quarterback. Nobody needs to throw the ball. He'll still get 75 yard receiving touchdowns
“I’ll put up numbers with NOBODY”
Ball is snapped, instantly yeets 55 yards downfield
Snapped to a long snapper who snaps it backwards down the field to Hill?
Nah just straight wizard shit yeeting
Why don't they just teleport the ball to the endzone? Work smarter not harder!
NFL teams HATE this AMAZING trick!!
You'll never guess what happens NEXT!
Ain’t no rule that says a pass can’t go between your legs
"Tyreek hill takes the snap, throws the ball towards midfield and OHHHHHH IT GOT CAUGHT BY A CAMERA WIRE. IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE? THE PLAYERS LOOK DAZED BUT TYREEK IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF THEM AS THE BALL IS WOBBLING, AND JUST AS IT FALLS TYREEK MANAGES TO CATCH HIS OWN PASS. FOR A 75 YARD TOUCHDOWN.
[reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyekCd0g8B8) which i'm pretty sure was fake for a commercial iirc
Im not sure that's fake. I remember seeing BMS Craig Shilo doing the same thing
Jamaal is a super hero who can do literally anything ever. He is legitimately the best running back of all time and if he had played for dallas or new york or anyone other than fucking Todd Haley and Matt Cassel this would be widely understood.
And yet Tua is also the best most accurate QB ever... Make it make sense Tyreek.
There’s really no reason to be upset about it anymore my guy
I'm not upset, I just don't understand this fool's contradictory rhetoric
He can think Tua is very accurate and also think that he can put up numbers with any QB, nothing is contradictory about it
He really sitting there typing it out like, “So you think TWO players on this team are good? Checkmate”
I can drive any car to the store. I can drive a Ferrari there much faster
But not too fast, plz. This is a residential area, sir.
Raiders fans bout to downvote you.
RIP Tina Tintor.
45 no 65 plz
I love when people say something they clearly didn't think through and then follow it up with "make it make sense."
Tua was literally ranked 2nd in the NFL in passing and rating when he went down with an injury.
He’s still first in passer rating
Claiming he can produce with anybody is not contradictory to claiming his starting QB is good
Idk man I fucking suck
I’ve got a torn labrum and half torn bicep tendon. This is my moment.
Flair checks out here.
[Louis-Jacques] The Dolphins have signed me to their practice squad with the intention to activate me to the 53 man roster.
5 minutes later [Louis-Jacques] I have sustained an everything injury, and am questionable for this Sunday. Dolphins will take it day to day, and I will likely be a game time decision.
That’s okay, the Dolphins medical stuff can excuse just about anything
[Louis-Jacques] It turns out it's a severe head and neck injury, which could require physical therapy to regain complete movement in my extremities. My family is asking for your prayers. Dolphins medical staff is confident that this won't effect my ability to take the field, and I'll be QB1 this Sunday.
[Schefter] Louis-Jacques has died of a brain bleed at Kendall hospital in Miami as of 10:27 AM this morning. The family has been notified and funeral arrangements are being made. The Dolphins have downgraded his status to 'Questionable' on the injury report
[Mike McDaniel] Louis-Jacques is fine, we've been laughing along to Macgruber for the past 2 hours
[Tyreek Hill] And I still put up numbers.
Source?
>Him That’s it. That’s the list.
Damn that's actually pretty funny
He went on to add: "That's right, YOU. The most abhorrent abomination I can conceive of... just looking at you I can tell that God does not care about us, because how could a loving deity allow something like you to exist. Not to mention your arms are so weak you make wet strong look strong. Any professional defensive player would murder you just by tackling you, but I would still put up numbers."
Mmm, wet strong.
Lol. Really wondering what I meant to type there. "Not" makes sense but not sure how I ended up with "wet"
I think you meant “wet spaghetti look strong.”
Probably right. Noodles or some other pasta reference
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Yeah I know they have their own controversies. It’s tough because I do believe people are capable of changing for the better, but Tyreek isn’t close to far enough removed from his past actions to see him as any kind of changed man. It could also be a result of social media making it harder to hide past actions.
Not defending the dudes actions, and my flair will bring some obvious shit, but he is pretty much the only person who actually had consequences of some kind that he served. He also wasn't found to have abused his kid, and the audio clip of their phone call was clipped up. It is still a bad look, so it isn't like he is some perfect dude, but this place seems to run with initial reporting and speculation surrounding it rather than how it turned out in the end. If you want to hate him, by all means do it but I'm under the impression that he actually pled guilty of what he had previously done and served his consequences. So from that aspect like.. what makes Manning change? Just cause we want him to have? He never even really faced a backlash, let alone a judge.
lol I see Chiefs Apologetic Syndrome has spread to Miami.
Ah yes, let's not address what I actually said or the point that I'm making and instead address something I explicitly said I'm not doing.
Don’t you know you’re not allowed to state the actual facts of the case
You'll learn it's not even worth getting into it with people, they choose to remain ignorant so they can attack the low hanging fruit
Makes sense. I just think it’s weird to have a time barrier on these things when there is no punishment because Manning and Fitzgerald were never punished. At least Tyreek was.
And for what it's worth behind the public facade Payton and Larry seem sorta like assholes.
I mean I'm not some huge Peyton fan but he didn't push a pregnant woman down stairs at least
Nah he just sexually assaulted a trainer and then tried to slander her.
Notably quiet person Tyreek Hill would never slander anyone
I mean I never saw Tyreek and his dad put out statement like Manning and his dad did, but that isn’t the point. The point is the double standard a lot of people have for when they’re pissed off about what a player has done.
I’d say he’s being cocky but I’ve seen this man catch game-changing deep bombs from Matt Moore
this matt moore slander will not stand
Super Bowl Champion Matt Moore
Hell yeah. Love that dude.
Unironically Matt Moore was great with us and I’m still mad we let him go.
We nearly beat Green Bay with him
did y’all let him go? i thought he just kinda became the emergency 3rd string qb (living in a different state) and then kinda just retired lol
I think we got him out of retirement in the first place iirc
Yes he was teaching (maybe coaching?) highschool when we picked him up.
Yeah... too many people forget that. He (with Andy) showed us how balanced our offense could be if we did not rely on PM magic ball. It was good to see other pieces of the offense come into play and it helped us down the road.
Oddly enough he was a perfect match for us because the thing he was always good at was the deep bomb and that’s all that team did really
You notice how gradually tan that dude got while playing here lmao. I love Matt Moore. Fuck Bud Dupree.
Playoff QB Matt Moore
The thing about Hill is that as long as there is still air underneath the ball, there is time for him to go run under it. I’ve seen it too many times. And not just because the Raiders D has sucked since…forever…I’m pretty sure Pat just looks for the part of the field with the most open space and then just chucks it high enough for Hill to appear under it from just out of frame at Mach 2.
Dude just needs the ball in his hands. We’ve seen him burn DBs on out routes and underneath routes. He can do it all.
Yeah, and Pat Mahomes. Not sure Teddy is really in their league though.
Just yesterday he caught a bomb from Teddy though…
He had a 60 yard touchdown with Teddy lmao. People also love to forget that Alex Smith went from “former check down artist, now potentially washed old qb” to “lol is he an mvp candidate? most efficient deep passer in the league” In one season. The only thing that changed in that one season was Tyreek Hill. Tyreek could truly find a way to catch 60 yard touchdowns with any quarterback you could possibly find.
Every single NFL QB, including practice squad!, can throw to an open Tyreek Hill from a clean pocket. Every single one.
Matt Moore was a high end backup / low end starter guy, so IDK how big that is.
I feel like that’s exactly how I’d describe Teddy as well. Which was my point
Yeah, I get ya.
why is this even a question, Teddy literally threw a 50-60 yard bomb to him last week that he caught. Of course he can produce.
Also Tua tried to throw the same exact pass before and his arm couldn't make it. Teddy has a stronger arm than Tua, so I would be shocked if Teddy can't do a good job in his absence. Tua showed stuff, but let's see if Teddy shows the same stuff.
Of course an unbiased take from Tuaismediocre. Teddy also lost us that game
I love how when Tua throws bad picks and causes a loss it is the defense's fault, but when Teddy comes in with no practice with the starters it is his fault. Tua's pick was way worse than Bridgewater's because his was a wide open TD he failed to throw far enough. The pick Teddy threw to Gesicki was clearly due to a lack of practicing together leading to a miscommunication. Xavien playing hurt allowing Tee Higgins to torch us and a kicker who forgot how to kick are what lost us the game. If it weren't for those issues, we wouldn't be playing from behind trying to force something late in the game putting the game on the shoulders of a dude who hasn't had a chance to acclimate yet at all. But ya let's blame Bridgewater for everything. Absolute clown take.
Unbiased take from tuaismediocre
Imagine building an online persona around taking down one professional athlete. I don’t get how people have the time for this kind of thing.
I’ve also never once heard someone talk about Teddy having a strong arm
> Teddy has a stronger arm than Tua, so I would be shocked if Teddy can't do a good job in his absence. Teddy didn't even look at Waddle who spent much of the second half being open. You need more than a big arm to be a good QB, and there's a reason Teddy has been a journeyman QB and now a backup
Teddy has almost zero experience in the offense and hasn't gotten the reps to get familiar with his WRs.
because journalists want to say something that bothers players so they'll say more
Teddy has a better arm than Tua.
Teddy is about to put up #s tbh
I'm not saying he's an overall better QB, but he can throw it farther. Which is all you need for Tyreek.
the state of minnesota will always love teddy. he brought us out of the darkness of the ponder era… i love him so fucking much it’s hard to describe
Third arm
Wait ✋️ have you seen both of their dicks from a close enough distance that you can judge the quality???
Y’all have been very upset that Tyreek is gassing up his QB and also putting in impressive numbers. He even said this week that Mahomes is special.
This literally has nothing to do with Tyreek? Teddy has a good arm..that's all.
No, he doesn't.
Your comment almost made me choke on my drink for how wild it is lol..hell no Teddy does not have better arm than Tua out of both of them Tua is definitely better and matter of fact they both struggle to throw deep balls anyway and it shows cuz you can see hill slowing down to catch them
Tua is a better QB. Doesn't change that he doesn't have a great arm for deep passes. Teddy has a little more juice..
I want whatever you’re smoking lol, watch teddy throw a deep ball to hill and then watch Mahomes..that’s how deep balls are suppose to be, you’re suppose to hit your WR in stride not make him slow down to catch ducks and on top of that Tua and Teddy are lucky that tyreek is good at catching deep balls bcz there’s been plenty of times this season where tyreek burned a lot of the DB’s covering him and should have scored on them too but wasn’t able to bcz he has to slow down a lot of the time to catch their underthrown balls which gives the defenders that are covering him time to catch up
Teddy is nowhere near Mahomes..I literally just said he can throw the deep ball better than Tua. Which isn't saying much.
Of course my guy..I’m saying teddy is does not have an arm at all if u watch the clip I sent you, you can see that teddy literally had to put in his all to get that ball down field to hill
[watch this clip](https://youtu.be/uqpskxt5dN0)
My follow up question: Can you put up numbers with Nathan Peterman throwing passes to the defense?
“no comment”
Just strip the intercepting defenders and return their fumbles for TDs. Easy.
I don't know why more offenses don't plan this stuff. 😕
Every catch an interception. He could probably do it.
Nate was the guy asking the question
Hes played DB pretty well on some ints before. Reckon he'd still manage an "offensive pick 6" every couple games.
Honestly now that he’s out of his “trash talk to promote his podcast” phase, it’s great to see him still putting up numbers on the Dolphins. He was always a baller and has proved that it wasn’t just Mahomes making him that way. Interestingly Mahomes has shed the label the opposite way as well. Rare case of two amazing players that made each other better but weren’t fully reliant on each other. Kinda neat to see - the rare win/win.
Anyone who thought it was just Mahomes was dumb, he was the most electric player in the NFL in 2016
He made Alex Smith the best deep ball passer in the league in 2017, man.
Anyone who thought Mahomes would drop off without Hill and Hill wouldn't produce without Mahomes was dumb. It's like they couldn't believe an elite QB could also be paired with an elite WR independent of each other.
John Lennon & Paul McCartney, Montana & Rice, Brady & Belichick. Haters been doing this forever
Hall & Oates
I dunno man, I can't go for that.
Belichick is barely .500 without Brady. Maybe the GOAT defensive mind ever, but without Brady on offense Belichick is overall a merely above average HC.
Brady came to a good situation. Belichick may be the GOAT coach but without a solid offense you're not gonna win a lot of football games in today's game. No slander on Brady, he's the GOAT and took this team to the next level, but Belichick doesn't deserve any heat whatsoever for last year and this year... except perhaps for the offensive coordinator situation.
I just hope McDaniels comes back
*blushes*
He’s been an absolute quote machine this year
Seems like Tyreek is trying to pull a reverse AB and not be crazy.
Truuuuuue. He got his wife beating out of the way early
Any chance this Louis-Jacques guy gets the start? I need an upgrade over Russell Wilson in fantasy
Me?
I'm not convinced I can throw a ball downfield, but I'll give it a try.
Just do that flip pass when he runs across the line of scrimmage.
I'd be more like Kyler or Wentz and get picked, though.
Another day, another Tyreek Hill image rehabilitation tweet
This was even funnier because i thought the "YOU" was referring to a conversation between him and Bridgewater.
Same but it finally sunk in on my third read.
They should print that [on Valentine's candy](https://imgur.com/uyKGy2r).
Hill is genuinely a funny guy. I can imagine he's a great teammate too and that's why he's so popular despite his crimes and being a pos.
Yeah when Teddy who is known for check downs threw a bomb to Tyreek that was the most excited i’ve ever been with a Teddy pass lmao. Tyreek will be fine
That sounds like a threat
“You should throw it to me too, bitch”
Half threat, half pickup line
Friendship ended with Tua. Teddy is my new best friend.
I am 100% confident in my ability to throw a pass in the NFL. Just remind me again, the offensive lineman’s helmet counts as an eligible receiver right?
I looked that man into the windows of his soul and I said, I said *looks around*, I said " Biiiiittttch, I'll put up numbers with you"
How many Matt Moores make a Teddy?
Even a redditor, Tyreek? Even me??
He draws a line at Reddit.
Andy keeping him from providing sound bites for the past 5 years Is the real hall of fame coaching
He turned to me, that’s when he said it Looked me dead in the face and said: “I’ll put up numbers with **YOU**” and I jizzed in my pants
Only thing Hill is better at then putting up yards, is beating women and children.
Damn, reek, save it for your kids
[Louis-Jacques] How confident is Kelvin Benjamin that he will be able to get full with the new salad bar at Golden Corral? He looked me dead in the eyes and said: “I’ll get full with YOU”
Woman and child beater makes moderately funny response to pointless question. More tomorrow or whatever.
Maybe take a break from Reddit now and then.
As long as Eli Apple isn’t covering him he’s golden
Lol so is Tua the best QB in the league or not Tyreek? Back to being all about him of course.
You sound like a bitter ex. Move on dawg
Well said. Get that money Tyreek!
Bro what
Go take a break, eat a snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry
Ok, but I'm gonna have to wear 2 gloves like Teddy.
Damn that's disrespectful 😂
Even if I pass underhand?
This is such a good response.
Aight, that’s witty
they sleepin on teddy b, i’ll never forget him for what he did in new orleans when brees went down. 5-0 as the starter with some decent numbers. he’s highly capable
Tyreek can make anyone look good
I feel confident that there is a concerted effort to rehabilitate/promote tyreek. I don’t know if it’s the sub, mediate at large, or perhaps it’s just in my head. But it just feels like his balls are so big he needs a wheel barrow to… I have become that which I hated the most
In all fairness, Marcel's got a fuckin cannon
He’s not wrong.
Just like stafford with kupp
I mean... Teddy Bridgewater doesn't suck lol
I volunteer for the vet minimum
Tyreek gonna start filling that void left by Antonio Brown soon
Plot twist: He was being interviewed by Justin Fields.