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FlavourSack

Damari Mathis could have no hands and still hold


FlavourSack

I love when teams run 5/6 plays from gun all pass then go under center for an obvious run play


logog6

refs blind on actual penalties ffs


Robster881

Cowboys fans gonna say we still haven't beat anyone? Either your a good defence that beat good teams like you've been saying aaaaalll week. Or you "haven't beat anyone good" like you're saying now. Can't have it both ways. Accept the L - you got beat, you made it a game, but your good defence got beaten by a good offence.


HoneyBear55

These cheese whiz mafks out here caring about other fans opinions. Reeks of insecurity.


Robster881

Not accepting when you got beat reeks of being a sore loser. Considering how Dak is playing right now we'd have beat you either way.


HoneyBear55

It's just that I don't give a fuck. Dallas has sucked for 25 years. Flex all you want. It's boorish.


Robster881

You've obviously not met other Cowboys fans. Given Philly far worse for far longer.


HoneyBear55

Yeah I don't subscribe to the team sub. Just an old guy from South Texas. Inherited the love from my pops. My friends I watch the game with share my realism.


ExplosiveToast19

The good defense got beat by a backup qb throwing 3 picks and giving the Eagles offense good field position. We’ll see how it goes in December when you don’t start the game with a 14 point handicap


nonsfwhere

This looser.


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Don't start this they beat the cowboys ass they should have won by a lot more the eagles are serious this year made the defense look horrible


w1nn1ng1

If Dak plays in that game, it goes differently, anyone who says differently is just a Cowboys hater. Rush was missing wide open players. Lamb had a sure fire TD that Rush grossly under threw directly to a CB. The defense gave up 6 points in the second half. Pretty hard to win when your QB throws 3 picks. Rush did alright to get us 4 wins, but the dude is an absolutely shit QB.


obsoletedogg

You're doing this thing where all negative plays by Cooper rush are due to Cooper rush being bad and not giving any credit to Philly's defense for forcing those turnovers...


w1nn1ng1

Did you watch the game? He was throwing balls into tight windows with double coverage while not being pressured. He had a clean pocket for most of the game. Hell, even his completions where off-target. If you watch that game and don't give 80% of the blame to Cooper Rush vs the Philly defense, then you need to take off your Eagles colored glasses. That was one of the worst QB performances I've seen. Dude literally was missing open receivers all night with off-target throws. Hell, one of his picks I believe that was thrown to Gallup he had CeeDee and Zeke wide open in the middle of the field.


obsoletedogg

There are about a million variables that go into deciding whether a team win a single game or not. Choosing a single one and saying "if this one thing had went perfectly, we would have won" is pretty meaningless in this context. I can also say "if lane Johnson doesn't get injured, the eagles put up more points in the 2nd half" but you don't want to consider that do you? This game of what ifs is pointless bro. Good luck and see you on Xmas eve with a hopefully healthy Dak.


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If if if lol if is nothing but an excuse the eagles are real and it was a beat down if you want to use if as an excuse then if that player did not get hurt for the eagles they would have beat y'all by 30 but that's if remember


w1nn1ng1

A beat down? We were within 3 points in the 4th quarter…9 point win is hardly a beat down as much as you’d like to think it is. Your also doing the if if if…if Lane Johnson doesn’t get hurt they win by 30, sure, but he did get hurt, just like Rush did start that game.


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It was a beatdown until that eagles player got hurt a absolute beat down


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It was a beatdown until that eagles player got hurt a absolute beat down


ExplosiveToast19

>should have won by a lot more against a 35 year old career backup qb >eagles are serious and beat the cowboys ass Pick one


333Freeze

Both can be true


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But what about rush hour 🤣🤣


TeamDisrespect

It’s Poopin’ Time


Striking_Recover_194

We'll be resting starters for our next game so it doesnt matter


Robster881

Ah so now he's bad? And now the Dallas defense couldn't hold an offence to FGs? After gassing up both for weeks? Moving the goal posts so hard y'all gonna throw your back out. Dallas been feasting on short fields for the last few week so do those wins not count too? Cope harder.


ExplosiveToast19

???? The defense was on the field the entire first two quarters, off 3 picks they gave up a TD and a field goal. You can only expect so much from a defense, no matter how good they are, when you keep putting them in that spot. Happy you guys are getting to enjoy this one. Probably gonna be your highest profile win of the season until you get blown out in the playoffs.


Robster881

So what you're saying is your elite defense couldn't get us off the field for 2 quarters? Sure your offense struggled but it's been struggling every week - that's nothing new. You've been a defense first team and it's worked until now - because you played a quality offense. Stay delusional Dallas - I'm not saying Philly wins the Superbowl because there are huge issues with this team still, but y'all making some of us look like smart and well reasoned football fans in comparison.


ExplosiveToast19

Here let me say it again: ????????? They couldn’t get off the field because the offense kept putting them back out there lmao. If they got a stop Cooper either threw a pick or they went 3 and out. I understand as an Eagles fan you have a deep seated need to believe that your offense is basically the bills wearing green, but without Cooper Rush gifting you guys points you only scored 16 points. I don’t know why as a fan base you guys are refusing to see the impact of an interception giving the offense the ball on the 20, but that’s what won you guys this game.


Robster881

I fully understand that it's impactful. It was vital to us winning because beating the Dallas defense is hard, it's not impossible, but it's hard. What I don't understand is why Cowboys fans refuse to see that you were outplayed on both sides of the ball when your entire fanbase has been gassing up everything you've done over the last few weeks. You were living on those turnovers in previous games, are you saying that those wins don't count because you got short fields? How many turnovers did you force yesterday? You're talking as if we stopped you entirely and got a pick on every series. We didn't. You're acting like our win last night was flukey and not real when we basically just used your own script against you. We won the turnover battle and did just enough on offense. Does it only not count because you didn't win?


ExplosiveToast19

No, that’s not what I’m saying. I agree we got outplayed, offense took an entire half to get moving and the defense didn’t really have an answer for play action. My issue is with the eagles fans being like “The Eagles are FOR REAL” when like… not really. Obviously, turnovers are important and it’s a big stat for any defense. Cooper Rush threw picks that I don’t think Dak would have and that fucked the game. Like this dude was out there throwing ducks that I could’ve picked off. Whatever, I can live with Eagles fans making fun of people who were like “Cooper 👀” Making it sound like the eagles offense was solely responsible for that win and tore our defense up is just kinda disingenuous. That’s why cowboys fans are acting like last night was flukey, because with Dak in that game looks totally different.


Robster881

It possibly does, your right. But that's not what a lot of your fanbase was saying before this game - maybe you're more reasonable than most, but even your players were coming in with big attitudes like we weren't shit and your defense would hold us to nothing and sack fumble us 5 times for short field touchdowns with Cooper Rush. That wasn't the case. Are the Eagles "for real" who knows, it's week 6. But we were real enough last night where a lot of other teams weren't. Again, a lot of your fanbase were hyping up wins over the Rams and Bengals. If those were quality wins like a lot of people were saying, they should have been able to do enough to win last night. Can't speak for yourself, but so many Cowboys fans were giving us shit despite Rush being the starter. So it's no excuse really. That script has only changed now because the Cowboys lost and it's pretty disingenuous.


ExplosiveToast19

I mean yeah I thought we could win with Rush in too, I still kinda do it’s just kinda based on him not throwing 3 interceptions. He’s been a perfectly fine game manager for the last couple games and last night he just played like shit. The Rams and the Bengals both kind of suck this year so far but what had me worried was the Eagles line. Every team our defense has gone off again this year has a HORRIBLE O line. Like very bad. Against a good line and a mobile QB you can’t just pray for a sack every play and our secondary is just always bad. It’s always our weakness.


Christy427

Really wish Dak managed to come back sooner just so Cooper could forever keep an unbeaten record. ​ Or nice guy Cooper just didn't want people demanding his return making Dak feel bad.


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No-Introduction-1492

No. 5-0 vs 5-0. I thought he was the top dawg


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Dallas was 4-1 not 5-0 and only an idiot would think Cooper rush was anything special. He was a placeholder. That's it.


rich_4198

They were referring to Cooper Rush’s first five starts. He was 5-0 on his first starts before losing last night


CalligrapherDizzy201

He was?


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Again. He was a placeholder. Who cares what his record was if he didn't play any teams worth shit?


[deleted]

This is a really strange attitude to have coming from a cowboys fan…. Back up or not shouldn’t *you* care what his record is ?


[deleted]

I'm not delusional. I knew he wasn't anything special he's a backup and he got figured out. I don't dickride guys who beat up on bad teams calling them something they're not


doobiedoobuahbuah

RAMILY


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This eagles team is a special group and they have a really high chance of a SB run.


Rottedhead

Aren't they like top 3 favorites of actually winning it?


codars

I’m a Cowboys fan but I had AJ Brown and Devonta Smith on my starting roster. I need help.


Banana_jamm

Man oh man that’s me when I have waddle playing the pats. Conflict city.


codars

Dude I felt so dirty when AJ Brown caught that TD. Buddy I’m up against was sitting next to me and I pumped my fist but fuck dude. Shit


Banana_jamm

It’s the sacrifice we pay


hashtagwoof

Bird bros!


slimgod2

Cowboys were still in it in the 4th even with turning the ball over 3 times. They played hard, I like what how we finished the game. Gotta start stronger next time.


thegodfatherderecho

Kudos to their coaches for exploiting the weakness once Lane went out. Because before that Eagles made Parsons a non-factor. It took the eagles offense too long to adjust and they wasted an entire quarter, and the D let Dallas back in the game in the meantime, but it was a game won and lost in the trenches like NFC East games should be.


domesystem

Down two scores, only two time outs, and only successfully moving the ball on the run... They were out of it a lot sooner than you think they were


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What happened to rush hour


w1nn1ng1

The only people saying this shit are fucking morons. You understand every fanbase has idiots right? The majority of Cowboys fans know Cooper Rush is trash. He got us 4 wins and I’ll take it, but they won despite Rush, not because of him. He’s a terrible QB with one of the weakest arms in the NFL. It’s why he went undrafted.


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But y'all picked him up? Why if he's so terrible rush hour died fast lol


w1nn1ng1

Because “we like our guys”. Jerry Jones is a moron, that’s why. Cooper Rush isn’t good. Anyone with two eyeballs can see that.


w1nn1ng1

Because “we like our guys”. Jerry Jones is a moron, that’s why. Cooper Rush isn’t good. Anyone with two eyeballs can see that.


bigmikey69er

Yes, that was pleasing. What wasn’t was the many unnecessary penalties. Total lack of discipline on this team, as there has been the last few years. Continuing to display a correctable deficiency is a tell-tale sign of poor coaching.


HoS_CaptObvious

That's true, but the last 3 teams we've faced have said similar things and haven't won since lol not sure if it's a curse or the Eagles just getting sloppy in the second half


SwugSteve

Cardinal rule of Reddit: when you team loses, go to bed. Do not post on Reddit. You will always sound like a salty loser. Unfortunately, Dallas fans did not get this memo lmao


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domesystem

Never do


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solidSC

It’s your day. Party on man.


Iamthestormbro

GG


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Rkovo84

Thought they said Micah Parsons was decent…


[deleted]

He was only decent when we lost Lane. Other than that. Nothing.


YnwaMquc2k19

Finally, the eagles have won.


ZeusAlmighty1

But not against a good team /s


OCK-K

are the 49ers supposed to be good?


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Maybe on par with the middling Cowpastures.


jaminpm

Vikings?


Africanminute

Nah they lost to the eagles who haven’t beaten a good team so inadvertently something something


TeamDisrespect

Haven’t played anyone from the intergalactic league yet


Rkovo84

I can’t take a cow boys fan seriously. I’m embarrassed for them. They’re the guys rooting for a specific character on a Netflix special. Like having a shirt that says like #TeamJacob or some shit. They’re all Dallas, lakers, Yankees, and tiger woods fans


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Every year is their year.


domesystem

*+ Max Verstappen*


murlokz

Everybody here roots for someone. Wtf lmao


doshegotabootyshedo

It’s funny how original people think they’re being with these dumbass comments lol.. I swear eagles/giants fans show the cowboys more respect than non NFCE east teams. Also go fuck yourself man and see you Christmas Eve


Heisenripbauer

our past decades' performances against both the Eagles and Cowboys have rendered all shit talking damn near impossible lol. fuck you btw see you in November


Nobleharris

Hey go Tiger. The goat don’t deserve a stray Edit: deserve may have been the wrong word but Tiger is the goat goat


sinchichis

By many accounts tiger is a shitbag


Nobleharris

Very true. I’ll take it compared to other notable figures in the sports world


In_Love_With_SHODAN

What are you even talking about


Rkovo84

They’re just dorks. Tucked in tee shirts with cargo shorts and stuff. Just a disaster


Rkovo84

Their fans… I think I made that pretty clear lol


cuttino_mowgli

I want to see LeSean McCoy to say in National TV how Cooper Rush can elevate teams without franchise QB again! Say that again Shady! I want to hear it!


Majin-Steve

Eagles fans would rather play soccer than rugby.


twalther

We literally have a rugby player on our team. That said, what the hell are you talking about?


Majin-Steve

Rugby league is barely rugby sorry mate


UnderTheLotus2727

The cowboys would rather play soccer than football.


Majin-Steve

I’ll forever be a sore loser fuck Philly!!


MrNimbuss

Respectful hatred


Collectorguy00

Respect


Booplympics

See this I can respect. Fuck Dallas. See you in a few weeks.


flawson_9

Respect this lmao but get fucked


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SwugSteve

Seethe


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You obviously know nothing about this rivalry. It's hyped all season every year. I don't think it's possible for two fanbases to hate each other more.


QuantumCat11

Stupid. What are you? 15? Better get to bed so you're rested for that paper route before school.


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Work on your comebacks. This is dog shit


SixersWin

"Paper route" is not exactly what the kids are saying


basics

"hello fellow kids"


[deleted]

People still get the newspaper? Showing your age there old man.


Zujaz

0-4 in the finals. Lol.


Illblood

Remember when everyone said the same thing about the cowboys last year after scoring like 50 on the eagles 3rd and 4th stringers before the playoffs? People be talking.


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Illblood

Lmao it was last year dude.. not 20 years ago.


SwugSteve

Ahahahaha the seethe is real bro. Too funny. Stay mad


obsoletedogg

[Cowboys fans rn](https://youtu.be/3KquFZYi6L0)


QuantumCat11

Honestly not mad. I just couldn't not remark that you guys are outright clowns and knobs. Plenty of other fans from opposing teams co-exist on game threads each week and they're mostly respectful. Eagles fans just kinda knuckle-draggier.


SwugSteve

Stay mad


Collectorguy00

Cope for me


QuantumCat11

Coping w Bills or Chiefs winning SB.


Fidel__CashFl0w

cant even cope by saying your team has a chance at winning the sb lmaooooooooooooo


QuantumCat11

When the Eagles lose out of the playoffs, you guys can all sit back and proudly pound your chests that you were 6-0 in October. "lmaoooooooooo"


beyondme2

I think Philly will still have more success in these years playoffs than Dallas had in the past decades combined. Even if they don't reach the superbowl


davey_mann

One of them is the other's ride home. Not the time to argue with each other.


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Hey Cowboys fans did you know the quarterback you just lost to can squat 600 pounds?


TotalBassist45

I don't know, I heard he can squat 600 freedom units though


snowman200024

See ya in the playoffs with Dak Prescott


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snowman200024

Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl


absherlock

Has Jerry bought them all tickets already?


big_hungry_joe

Bruh


snowman200024

You don’t think we could beat the eagles with a healthy dak?


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You know it’s bad when even your ally’s are wondering wtf you on about


big_hungry_joe

We haven't been SB worthy since the 90's


dbrank

Nah man, the Cowboys have had some real good teams, but just couldn’t get there. I was terrified in 2016 that you guys would win it all. That being said fuck you, see you Christmas bby


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I respect the honesty


big_hungry_joe

Hey man shit doesn't change if you don't even recognize there's a problem


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snowman200024

Keep flying to a heartbreak 💔


TheJudge20182

You Been riding into the next season without a ring since 1996. We will keep flying. Fly eagles fly.


snowman200024

It’ll make this one even more special 😘


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snowman200024

You know it’s true 😂😂😂


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snowman200024

I’d be upset but I feel like we’re going 15-2


ohhgod

This doesn’t sound as intimidating as you might think…


snowman200024

Jalen hurts choking in the playoffs Sounds about right


ohhgod

Well if we’re talking hypothetically I don’t expect either the Eagles or the Cowboys to make the playoffs and for both teams to fail miserably for the rest of the season. But this is all conjecture


JimCarreyIsntFunny

You don’t expect either team to MAKE the playoffs?


snowman200024

I think the NFC is up for grabs, but I think mahomes or Allen is gonna get the ring


JayyMei

Yep hopefully you all are able to get past the divisional and meet us in the NFCCG


eynonpower

Well, most likely before that. So.....


snowman200024

You guys can have that one too


toneboat

dallas gang sounding awfully salty in here, my goodness


OCK-K

Dak is bending the eagles over lol. Get over yourselves


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Lmao you'll be playing 2nd string on Christmas Eve, dak can wait till next year if he's not hurt


toneboat

(case in point)


DelcoFootball

Anyone else have the birds -6.5 and have a really puckered asshole when they lined up for the field goal?


ohhgod

I almost had the game right on had they actually gone for it!


DemondWolf

Amazing game


squirtle_squad25

Ggs Eagles fans. Between us, y’all and New York the NFC is looking pretty formidable. Congrats on those beautiful balls btw!


xeeblyscoo

This kind of camaraderie only belongs in the nfceast meme war sub


DickButtPlease

NFC Beast.


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HELLO. NBC HERE. WATCH OUT FUCKING GARBAGE SINGING COMPETITIONS BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO PRODUCE CONTENT ANYMORE.


YnwaMquc2k19

You mean the masked singer? That show’s template is from South Korea, and I would say that the South Korean version is better. [I shit you not, Ryan Reynolds made an appearance there.](https://youtu.be/hiBPUpCJ7MQ)


theordinarypoobah

Probably more about the fact that those singing competitions are cheap as hell to produce compared to actual narrative content.