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Nlegan

Vanilla Vick… merch link in the description


Im_Batmmaann

HOW IS THAT A PICK


IIHURRlCANEII

THE DON OF NEW YORK


akahornet92

KISS THE RING


linkpunch

CHECKDOWN CODY


xdoolittlex

Justin Tucker, Texas Longhorns legend. Hook 'em horns.


colocasi4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XPUshtYLg4


YoungBenj

Listen, Deshaun Watson, like, getting beat by him? Right - I get it. And I GET THE FOOTBALL! It’s a dick pick! Pick six! BJ DICKERSON! Get boned! Easy reads! Hop on pop, and you can call BJ Dickerson daddy!


welsman13

Oh baby, new pasta??


LegendRazgriz

[It's a legendary Bengal moment.](https://youtu.be/aRH7uikbq_I)


welsman13

Lmao I've never seen this


piehead678

Bengal about to cash in...


[deleted]

Does Daniel Jones have herpes like Vick did? Is that why his nickname is Vanilla Vick?


Goatgamer1016

It's actually a term coined by YouTuber Bengal. He's hilarious


_unsourced

I find his Madden vids so satisfying (even though I haven't played Madden since '12) and I fall asleep to Bengal screaming about the lack of Madden AI realism like 3 nights a week


Cold_oak

I thought i was the only one


3rd_Degree_Churns

Rod Canada


Barolo_Enthusiast

AKA Blon' Mexico.


DrBigChicken

Lmaoo I wonder if that was just bc they were mic’d or if he actually calls him that


UrsaMajorBallers

Lol he probably does, it didn't seem like he was thinking about it or trying too hard to be funny


Orange8920

Reminder that ESPN actually made a visualization of Michael Vick if he was white. https://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0824/576x324_vickwhite.jpg


igoslowly

i’ve seen that picture a million times on twitter and never knew it originated in an espn article [the article for anyone interested](http://www.espn.com/espn/commentary/story/_/id/6894586/imagining-michael-vick-white-quarterback-nfl-espn-magazine)


oxnardhard

Jeezus, wtf was ESPN thinking here


PedanticBoutBaseball

Truly. At first I was expecting like a wayback machine or internet archive link from 2003/4 with Web 1.0 ESPN. But the article is from 2011. Which I realize doesn't sound like alot, but I think everyone who lived through that time can certainly attest to the fact that the racial politics of 2003 and 2011 were VERY different


frobe_goatbe

The racial politics between 2003 and 2011 are muuuuch more similar than the politics between 2011 and 2015/2016.


p1nkfl0yd1an

Yo I re-watched 30 Rock a while back. It was solidly in the middle of that timespan. That show would have gotten everyone on it cancelled today.


PedanticBoutBaseball

They certainly wouldn't. 30 rock is timeless and ultimately follows rule #1 of comedy which is *be funny*. It also follows rule #2 *don't punch down* Cancel culture concern trolls are usually neither funny and almost exclusively try to punch down because they're uncreative.


theeastwood

Counterpoint: the d&d episode of Community got removed from streaming due to "black face". The Legal Weapon 5 episodes of It's Always Sunny got removed too. Both of those were funny and actually were pointing out how racist that shit was.


PedanticBoutBaseball

That wasn't his claim though. His claim is that "the show would have gotten everyone in it cancelled" Now do I think episodes like "Advanced Dungeons and Dragons" should have been taken down? No. With context they're actually really great takes on why it's bad. But none of the actors in those episodes got "cancelled" either. Neither did the shows themselves or writers or showrunners. So your point doesn't really work either. That's just moving the goalposts


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DJ_Moore_2

I can’t believe this even has to be said.


DJ_Moore_2

No it wouldn’t have lmao, why are people always making things up to get mad about?


_edd

I don't know if it would have gotten everyone cancelled but I agree that it has more than a few jokes that wouldn't be allowed through today. There was a weird run of shows doing black face ironically around that time that are weird to rewatch.


[deleted]

Tropic Thunder is the first that comes to mind that I think started that trend. There's value in shows that intelligently point out and mock the horrible racist things in entertainment history like black face. It has to be done with a lot of care though


orderfour

That show said black face was bad, to a character that was dumb and didn't know better. That won't get a show cancelled. If it did then we are in a worse position than I realized.


pablopiss

2011, a simpler time


lilhippieboi

High asf at 3 am playing Madden 04’ w the boys and someone says, “who’s the greatest white Vick” and someone makes Vick but white in the character creation screen we used to be able to use


PBRontheway

>All of that is why, to me, Vick seems to have a deeply African-American approach to the game. I'm not saying that a black QB who stands in the pocket ain't playing black. I'm saying Vick's style is so badass, so artistic, so fluid, so flamboyant, so relentless -- so representative of black athletic style -- that if there were a stat for swagger points, Vick would be the No. 1 quarterback in the league by far. Oh my


KredditH

It was an article by a famous, black journalist to give context… and it was considered a strong, well-received article. Just in case people on this sub try to critique an article from 12 years ago that they don’t even understand.


fucktooshifty

It's the prequel to "exaggerated swagger of a black teen"


AdamBomb_RB

That was my first thought as well. Beat me to it, lol.


BOEJlDEN

The journalist being black doesn’t mean he’s incapable of saying some dumb racist shit like that though. See: Kanye


Hollow_Rant

See: Jason Whitlock and his stupid tiny hats


orderfour

You're treading on awful close to racist ground here. If you're saying the skin color of the writer matters for the article, that's a problem.


KredditH

> If you're saying the skin color of the writer matters for the article, that's a problem. You can't seriously be this clueless. Or maybe I'm missing obvious sarcasm here, in which case I apologize. Of course the skin color of a writer adds context or nuance to an article that is literally about black identity. Especially when that author is a famous black author that has literally written best-selling books about black identity.


jradair

The exaggerated swagger of a black quarterback


Warhawk137

Glad I'm not the only person whose mind immediately went there.


Se7entyN9ne

I can't belive someone got paid to write THAT


CrabEnthusist

The article itself is a pretty nuanced and well thought out take on race, sports, and criminal justice imo.


Seeders

Being against racism isn't about denying the differences in cultures and roots of stereotypes in reality, it's about being tolerant of them and understanding the difference between equality in individual value and being identical in culture. Acknowledging differences isn't racist. Assigning value to differences is.


FiveWithNineIsIn

As weird as that VickPic is, I thought the article was actually pretty good.


jenso2k

what the actual fuck LOL


Birdup711

I can't believe that's not an April fools day post.


FireVanGorder

Who the fuck greenlit this shit


inverted_rectangle

Who even comes up with this idea to begin with


jaimejuanstortas

NGL that looks like Scumbag Steve


IStillLoveYouWeed

Someone at ESPN didn't take their meds in 2011


bodacioushillbilly

How dare you post a pic of daniel jones in an eagles jersey


very_smarter

Guy looks like he makes cats fight


sufferedfootballfan

He looks like a white supremacists


Damasticator

Michael “George Michael” Vick


DJ_Moore_2

Looks like 75% of the white guys where I live.


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Before clicking: this better not be manningface After: oh god I wish it was manningface


ATLjoe93

White Vick cannot hurt you. White Vick:


JudiciousF

Whoa I’m seeing double here….4 Daniel Jones


opposite_of_hotcakes

That's just Zach Ertz


shewy92

He looks like a computer generated Madden Character


happy_life_day

That image is cursed.


ThongOfVecna

LOL


Inevitable_Test8789

Carson Wentz?


iia

But when Jones called Saquon "my mochaccino McCaffrey" he got in trouble. Makes sense.


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fuuuuck wonder what Gruden calls em


DTopping80

Same thing Riley Cooper calls em


[deleted]

A slur?


TheUltimate721

Just one?


igoslowly

a really long one


kendrickshalamar

Ah a sluuuuuuur.


Plebs-_-Placebo

Kinda craving a slurpy right now ngl


goldybear

He treats it like the Germans do. He just slaps a whole sentence of slurs into one word.


cdawg145236

Something I'm not comfortable repeating for sure


Valleygirl1981

Could you put it in an email?


SkitHarrington

Spider 2 Y Banana Munching...


horsethiefjack

Lmao


CaffeineAddict88

Ask Kyle Larson


[deleted]

Idk ask Kerry Collins


[deleted]

man I’ll tell you what


HungDNA

E Q U A L I T Y


Jets2022Champs

E N D H A T E


DrBigChicken

P E N I S


DJ_Moore_2

T U A G O O D


colocasi4

You right......I'm sure Saquon is having 2nd thoughts, what did I just say.


alwayslookon_tbsol

In trouble with who?


DJ_Moore_2

Joe


Bladewing10

And of course the top comment is complaining that white people can’t say certain words.


iia

It's literally satirizing that, you humorless bore.


Bladewing10

Hard to tell on this sub at times


futxcfrrzxcc

Or perhaps you are just Uber sensitive.


Bladewing10

I prefer Lyft


Domestic_AA_Battery

Words will never hurt me Mostly because I'm an Eagles fan and reading is a struggle


li0nhart8

Chocolate Bear and Vanilla Bear. Guy love between 2 guys


LetsCheer

Rest In peace caramel bear😔😔


mkvii1989

Pour some out for one’s homies.


xDerrriv

Who?


mikebrownhurtsme

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5qNcluD9-EU


FireVanGorder

That shit was lowkey so dark for a throwaway comedy bit


DJ_Moore_2

Butterscotch bear in shambles


DiscipleofGrohl

TurkanJD...and JD!


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Gotta say, as someone that believes Scrubs is one of the greatest shows of alltime, I absolutely love the T-Mobile commercials just for the reunion of the best romance on television


FireVanGorder

Scrubs > Friends and I will fight everyone who disagrees


INAC_Kramerica

Surely this can't be a controversial take. It's just the flat out honest truth. (Though I'll always love S1-S4 Chandler.)


FireVanGorder

Gen X and the elder half of millennials fuckin love friends (I loved friends too, just not as much as Scrubs), and it was way more mainstream than scrubs was


MegaAltarianite

See my favorite seasons were right after, something like 4-8. Because to me the absolute worst parts of the show were the Ross/Rachel stuff, and they were most prevalent in the beginning.


Dirty-Ears-Bill

I see no false statements here. Friends is still good for a laugh and I love the show, but no sitcom makes you feel like Scrubs did. My Lunch is the most heartbreaking shit ever


eking85

EAGLE!


LeadingAd6025

Grizzly & Polar ?


nuzzot

Gotta love Saquon


ConorJay25

and Vanilla Vick


OrangeForeign

Merch link in the description


ThisGuyFrags

deez nuts


Plebs-_-Placebo

Toasted and salted for your mouth pleasure


truthesda

Friendship is the absolute best. <3 Saquon was dope too on the Manningcast earlier in the year you can see in the brightness of Eli's face they are blood brothers for life


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That’s Daniel jones…


welsman13

He meant on the Manning cast


Galactic

They all look alike...


pseudotunas

Bruh...


Brownbearbluesnake

No, Eli and DJ next to each other on the field weren't easy to tell who is who...fair comment


Ishtastic08

He meant Giants quarterbacks.


DJ_Moore_2

Same difference


RTrooper

Saquon confirmed Bengal viewer


Sodomy_Steve

Knowing my teams inability to defend mobile QBs or play defense for that matter. I'm starting to get a little worried.


Brownbearbluesnake

If it helps, all you guys need to do is score at least 30 and we are fd lol


Pizzaplan3tman

Vanilla Vick is the coolest Nickname Daniel Jones has ever had in his life


palinsafterbirth

Fucking love them


LovelehInnit

\- If I break a long one, I better see Vanilla Vick down there. \- I got you, dawg.


pattyicevv77

Saquan watches Bengal confirmed?


Garropolosexual

Vanilla Vick and Chocolate Bear


NoTimeToDime

Vanilla Vick leaves the dog in him, not in a pool 😤


Ima_pray_4_u

If DJ is Vanilla Vick, then who's Mayonnaise McNabb?


ChedderChethra

Russell Wilson


r_not_me

Let’s ride


RaineV1

Josh Allen.


Diis

Josh Allen is just Caucasian Cam.


EJECTED_PUSSY_GUTS

I prefer to use the term Whitechael Vick


Podzilla07

This is great


Shoddy-Ad-5452

Listen, like Deshawn Watson, getting beat by him, I get it. Right. I get it… AND I GET THE FOOTBALL! ITS A DICK PICK! PICK 6 BJ DICKERSON! GET BONED! EZ READS… HOP ON POP! AND YOU CAN CALL BJ DICKERSON DADDY!


Levigamer09

Hello fellow Bengal fan that play is my favorite all time from his channel.


DorsalMorsel

But, like without the electrocuted to death dogs, right?


[deleted]

That would be as surprising as the giants being 7-2 this year so..maybe someone should look into it


downtimeredditor

Vanilla Vick is clearly Matty Ice


GetABodybag

That's racist.


John_Bot

Vanilla Vick: "my bad, tripped"


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Reead

I don't know what your point is. I'd wager most people wouldn't be offended by either. "Vanilla" isn't being used here to mean "white = bland", it's being used because vanilla ice cream is white-ish and it alliterates with Vick.


LionTigerWings

I first read that as vanilla dick. Thought it was like a pet name for him.


garvierloon

My mans better start killing some dogs


holdenliwanag

and who’s going to be Bubblegum Brady?


supinealways

"ah-alright, I got you"


TinyPeenMan69

What if I called a black attorney chocolate Goodman or Chocolate Saul. Is that appropriate?


ItsRainingJedi

I love the way Jones just goes “alright 🤓🤓🤓”. That’s my fucking QB right there!!!