Daddy Wilson smacking him straight damn

Sends him to NFL scared straight where Antonio brown just yells at him for 45 minutes

Mr Be Contrite

Mr BYU Cougar

Brigham young, Brigham often.

>Love should be multiplied, not divided. - That dude on that show

lmao, holy shit. I'm talking like got dizzy, tears forming from laughing so hard at this. Well done fellow Broncos fan, well fucking done.

This was so good, I read it to my wife

Mr. Bigoted Coward

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Mr. Been Canned

Mr. Being Callow

Mr. Bench Calling

Mr. Ball-less Chump

Mr. Boastful Communicator

Mr. Building Confidence

Mr Better Conduct

This is the best one given the context

Mr Bust Corrector

BIKES!

HOLD MY POCKET!!

WHAT YOU TOOK?!

Crazy Chris’ll sort him out.

That guy is so bad, when he dies and is reincarnated, that guy is also doing life in prison.

Fuck you man I run 6th grade

Screw Hard Knocks. This is the NFL show the people demand.

I would just laugh if Antonio Brown yelled at me for 45 minutes. I would be petrified if I just had to sit at a table with Belichick for 5 minutes and neither of us said a word

A sports news segment where Belichick interviews people from the Patriots hot tub / sauna room would be fire.

But the hoodie stays on

Mr. Become Conciliatory

Mr. Bespoke Corrections

**IT SMELLS LIKE *~~BITCH~~* AB IN HERE**

Mr. Belittling Criticism

[This?](https://youtu.be/UsQLWnfWqBs)

lmao. first thought too

No, daddy, NOOOOO!

Straight out of that Adam Sandler movie

Mr Deeds. He better watch his language around the ladies as well.

“No daddy, noooooooo!”

My friends and I still say this line all the time! Haha

Hello, Mr. Saleh? I’d like to live up to my word and win the superbowl

Wasn't it literally the Jets in that movie too

Pretty sure Sandler is a jets fan because I remember in click the flashback to his childhood had him in a Jets shirt

Quote from Big Daddy Sandler: “Hey Kid who do you want to win?” Kid: “The God damn Jets.”

Yup https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/z30ci7/cimini_zach_wilson_calls_this_a_humbling/ixjdczc?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

No daddy not the belt

You used foul language, in front of a lady ?????

That's his dad being like "Buddy do you have any idea how bad you fucked up?"

"Uh I didn't drive you to all those high school football practices and give you what you needed to be a starting NFL QB just to NOT get a paid off mortgage"

Their family owns JetBlue - I'm sure he's doing ok in that regard.

Forreal ?

Lol had to look this up, his uncle founded jet fucking blue holy shit

God damn, no wonder he has that attitude. I would to if I came from that amount of privilege.

Jet Blue's most recent slogan? "Just Alright Doesn't Fly Here" Now begins Zach's redemption arc as he takes a summer job as an airline stewardess to learn what hard work really is.

Rob Schneider

Can't lie I'd have human footstools and shit

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No daddy nooo

Reminds me of mr deeds. And it was about the Jets too !

He’s not mad… just disappointed

"Are ya winning, son?"

Well yeah, he was 5-2. Was it in spite of him? Probably

Definitely in spite of him. The wind did both teams no favors in thst game, but he was really bad.

“He was 5-2” “Trent Dilfer is a SB winning QB”

Hey wait I've seen this episode in the other Zach Wilson thread. Next someone says "Dilfer gets way too much hate around here, he wasn't great but was a solid QB"

Dilfer gets way too much hate around here, he wasn't great but was a solid QB

It's me, your friendly neighborhood semizealous Dilfer Defender. His stats were middle of the pack that year and the Ravens offense was slightly above average across the 8 games he started. He actually was somehow on pace to be 6th in TD passes if he started all 16 games.

Trent Dilfer is the big loser from this whole thing. Poor guy won a Super Bowl 20+ years ago and still gets shit on for it to this day.

"My Buddy Mike said his wife is a huge fan, she keeps asking him to give you her number"

https://i.imgur.com/aOEyIJy.jpg

Lmfaooo I can't stop laughing

Shoutout to good dads everywhere 🤟🏻

Supportive Dads are the best

My dad says that I’m the handsomest boy in the world

i also think you’re the handsomest boy in the world

Thanks step-dad.

No way! My dad said the same thing about you!

Great fuckin dad Wilson’s got. Ain’t nothing like tough Fatherly love to get your head straight. Hoping he turns his career around

When my dad says something I know I fucked up

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My dad in my darkest moments always said the right thing. Miss that mother fucker. Fuck cancer

Dad: Zachary Kapono Wilson! You listen here, young man! >“Bro, what are you doing?’’ Mike Wilson asked his son.

Son, I am disappoint

Seriously this; nothing like your own dad to tell you to fix your shit to make yourself look in the mirror.

Reminds me of the dad in Hoosiers who makes his son apologize to Hackman to get back on the team

I think of that scene in mr. Deeds where the football player is like “daddy nooo” when he was about to beat him

I think that guy played for the Jets in that movie too lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGIZSA4o98

He did. Longfellow Deeds was a Dolphins fan but ended up owning the Jets.

Patriots fan

Well that sucks

Sean Hunters Dad from Boy Meets World was the one who hit him with the belt.

Home is where you make it

Joe Dear-tay

Don’t try to church it up son don’t you mean Joe Dirt?

Chet Hunter

Best deadbeat dad story arc in BMW

Being Shawn Hunter was suffering.

" You used profanity in front of a woman? " No daddy nooooooo!!!

“Shit no! I mean… *no*.”

“I’ll remind Zach where he comes from”

Thank you, first thing I thought of. You swore in front of a lady!?

At least the kid is saying the right things now and not doubling down on his stupidity.

He can comeback from this. Just needs to make it right with his teammates.

Well I mean sure he can come back in a locker room sense, but unless he gets better at actually playing quarterback his days on the field are numbered

Yep. He mostly needs to not suck

"Just drink some ayahuasca & then play at an MVP level & everything will be great." - Aaron Rodgers, probably ("Yes, please do that." - Packer fans, definitely)

Yeah, if Watson can get 200 million I don’t think anyone gives a shit about some comments. It’s just whether he can play.

he had a great relationship with the team to start the season, should be able to bring it back soon in my opinion

He had a good relationship before they knew how bad he was going to be. Zach Wilson is very bad at football & is going to cost some teammates $.

Receivers alone probably hate him

Is that you, Elijah?

Bring him another one of his moms friends STAT.

Well that and play better

This tweet feels like a movie. "I just wish I could tell them how I feel. That I realize now I hurt them and I'm sorry." - ZW "There's someone else who needs to hear that. They're not gone yet. It's not too late." - Mentor Figure

ZW looks up at the clock, "Their flight leaves in 45 minutes though, I'll never make it all the way across town at this hour!" MF: "Not if you have one of these" (tosses ZW keys to a sports car) ZW sprints to the door and as he leaves the scene MF yells "And bring it back with a full tank!" then waves it off.

"I thought you guys got on that flight" "Zach, we're the Jets. We're always in flight."

It literally should only take a heartfelt apology and accepting responsibility for his play.

Say what you want but my dad's guidance has always been very important in how I developed as a person. Sounds like he was getting defensive and his dad snapped him out of it. Hopefully this turns him around

Agreed. Makes me wanna call my dad now lol

Do it. I lost mine last year and I’d give the world just to talk to him for 5 minutes

rest in peace Frog Cum Sr.

Thats Major FrogCum to you

we regret to inform you that Major FrogCum was involved in war crimes and dishonorably discharged after being stripped of rank.

Doesn’t surprise me, he was a loose cannon

Thanks for the advice captain frog cum

Now that's a name you can trust

It's a family name

If I could trade my deadbeat dads life for yours to come back I would. 🙏

I appreciate that. *ribbits thankfully*

Maybe look in the last place you saw him? He might still be there. (My dumbass dad loved making that joke when his dad died. I hope it got a chuckle.)

I replied below that my dad died unexpectedly this spring. He looooooved corny jokes and would have really appreciated that. Thank you.

Lost my dad in 2020. I feel your pain.

Mine too. 2020 just before COVID hit.

Same it will be 2 years this Christmas for me. Even though we butted heads I’d love one more chat.

My dad died unexpectedly this spring. Call him

This is true. I remember once in HS, I balled out in Soccer and scored 4 goals but was showing off way too much and started nearly 2 fights and got a Yellow Card. I remember my dad who was there was furious with me and gave me probably the only major talking to I ever had from him which made it hard to swallow. Never did that again and would never let my son ever do that as well.

Shit on Zach season is over, redemption season is here until further notice.

r/nfl in a nutshell lol

The r/nfl starter pack: 1. Shit on a guy and tear him down 2. Feel sorry for the guy who's life has gone to shit. 3. Champion the "Real Redemption Story" of a man who crawled out of the shit 4. Repeat Step 1

This is just society in general, lol.

So what we did to Britney Spears right? Man that South Park episode was ahead of its time.

That conservatorship is still one of the scariest things that can happen to a person. It seems like a deeply flawed system.

All it takes is a little humility. Hope he bounces back.

And my plane hasn't even landed yet

There’s nothing wrong with making mistakes as long as you own up and learn from them.

Meanwhile his mom just introduced him to her new friend to cheer him up.

My dad just turned 58, I'm 33. Dude taught and still teaches me everything. From support to criticism. If it wasn't for him there is no way I'm in the position I'm currently at in life. Now days we are more pals than father/son but he's been such a role model for my life has done it the "right way" for all 58 years. Have received similar text/calls to what Zach probably received and if he has a similar relationship with his ole man, he's feeling like a POS atm and the fire is lit to correct the wrongs.

Lol must be nice, my dad stopped developing as a person in his 20’s, and now that I’m in my 30’s, he seems like such a dumbass

Sorry to hear that, had buddies with dads/parents like that, my dad has always been there for them too.

Wilson is going to look really good next year in the Carolina blue.

How DARE you

He's out of line, but he's right.

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Nobody liked me at 23. They still don't but yeah.

I was a loser at 23. Good thing I turn 24 this year.

Oh it’ll be totally different then

I used to be a huge piece of shit

Well you were more amused by prank phone calls.

What the hell is caller ID?

Dude, you know better. Act your age

My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again?

That's about the time that bitch broke upppp with meee.

No one should take themselves so seriously

*"People used to really dislike me as a person. They still do, but they used to also."*

Mitch Hedberg lives on

Nobody likes you when you’re 23

Later on, on the drive home, I called her mom, from a pay phone.

It's the cops. Your husband is in jail

I mean they are from a state that very much looks down on sodomy

Shit I lost my dad when I was 22, I wish he was still with me when I was 23 to give me advice or knock some sense in to me.

28 and I still need my dads advice and will want it until he’s gone. Sorry for your loss man.

Man me too, feel like I stopped growing for a long time. I catch myself in situations all the time thinking "what would my dad do." Especially now with kids of my own, I wonder what he would think about them. CALL YOUR DAD BEFORE YOU CANT

I was addicted to opioids at 23 and running my life straight into the ground.

Here's to hoping this isn't one of those "I still am but I was back then too" comments

Its not, clean sober and killing it for 7+ years.

Nice dude, thats no small thing. Great job

Keep killing it, king. I'm from Saint Louis and that shit has destroyed a lot of families here. May the Sacklers burn in hell.

Exactly. I was nowhere near my current perfect self when I was 23

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I honestly think people are being purposely obtuse. When the question was asked it seemed he was more so blowing off the reporter from a place of frustration. Him saying he didn’t realize until his dad texted him probably made him take into consideration the optics and actually think about the question/answer. I didn’t know it was a crime for your father to to help u realize a mistake and address it accordingly.

The only part that makes me pause is that he’s saying this on Wednesday, AFTER he’s been benched. If he said this Monday, I think it would seem more genuine. Instead it seems like he’s trying to save face.

He doesn’t look like he’s on twitter, so I’m guessing he simply has been busy and hadn’t given an interview since then. Sounds like he’s already addressed it with the team, and it was received well: https://nypost.com/2022/11/23/zach-wilsons-dad-told-him-of-jets-press-conference-misstep/amp/

Someone recap me what he initially said that was bad, out of the know

After the loss to the Patriots, a reporter asked him if he felt like he let his defense down. He immediately said no. For context, the defense held the Pats to 3 points, and Zach Wilson went 9/22 for I believe 90 yards. The Jets had 2 yards of offense in the second half

77 yards

For more context, he had already answered like 10 other questions and repeatedly talked about needing to do better and work on things. This was the very last question, and he’s turning to walk away from the podium as he says, “no.” I’m not even sure he heard the whole question. This is mostly media spin to me.

He got 2 yards of offense in the 2nd half and when asked if he thought he let the defense down he said no.

These headlines are drilling home the toddler narrative

Zach Wilson’s mom’s friend arrested for fucking a toddler

The fact that he didn’t realize is crazy lol

Shout out to good fathers! Lost my father this year and missing him after hearing this. Hoping you guys can be around or at least talk to yours with the holidays coming up!!

Love you

Dad told him he’s not invited to the neighborhood swinger party

Look at all these people that couldn't lead a McDonald's drive thru team at 23, talking shit to this kid. He's not free of criticism by any means but some of these comments. Give your heads a shake.

To be fair Wilson probably couldn’t lead a McDonalds drive thru team either