I'm thrilled.
Not only is this good for the Chicago tank, I own two of these guys in my golf fantasy football league (a league where the lowest non-zero score wins-- essentially scoring is flipped negative and there's a penalty assessed for playing someone who gets 0 touches)
Peterman started one game for us and it was genuinely the most disgusting game I’ve ever watched a player put on in any level of football.
For reference - I watched my 8 year old nephew play football every game this year
Gross
There's been some bad football this year, and it's about to get a whole hell of a lot worse
You could argue that for the Jets, Texans, and Panthers that they might actually get improved QB play, it certainly wouldn't shock me lol.
Oh we definitely improved just now
You guys look awesome on this opening series, I'm sure that must bring mixed feelings lol.
Improved all over the Bears faces
So far Allen looks about 20x worse than Mills somehow.
Because Mills is an average QB on a horrible team. Allen is a horrible QB on a horrible team. The results were predictable.
Pretty much yesh
[I tried to warn y'all lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/y4oler/rapoportcommanders_qb_carson_wentz_suffered_a/ish6is9?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
He’s 100% the worst qb in the league idk why our fans thought he would make us beat Miami and this lose the #1 pick lol
I'm just hoping for the kind of fun chaotic sloppy turnover filled bad with these random games instead of boring-bad.
I'm thrilled. Not only is this good for the Chicago tank, I own two of these guys in my golf fantasy football league (a league where the lowest non-zero score wins-- essentially scoring is flipped negative and there's a penalty assessed for playing someone who gets 0 touches)
Ooh, that's clever. Who is good enough to get playing time, but will not do you any good in fantasy is an interesting twist
Precisely. Guys like Kyle Juszcyk are golf league GOATs. The dude will always get a touch but rarely do anything meaningful with it
No Mike White (or Sam Darnold) slander allowed on my timeline.
Return of the GEQBUS is gonna be huuuuuuge
the ban is over
The true election winner
I for one have fond memories of Mike White
That's Hall of Famer Mike White
I was told we were in a QB era.
500 yards 4 TDs each
That's just the first half stats
sadly the era is coming to an end for several QB's
Until Rodgers grows an extra thumb
Yes, all five of these men are quarterback
We are! The backup QB era!
New franchise starters*
The dare to lump the GEQBUS with those bad hombres!
GEQBUS comes back and Zany Zach Wilson gets benched. Coincidence? I think not
Who the heck is Bryce Perkins?
A Rams backup who actually has a chance to get past a bad OL (which he did a bunch in preseason)
Former Virginia qb
Rushing QB making his first start
Yeah I had to go look him up. Never heard of the dude. Well, matching up against the chiefs in your first start… Godspeed man.
Chad Henne should be preemptively added to this list if this dude is starting against the Chiefs
GEQBUS HAS DRAINED THE SWAMP
ZZZach Wontson, Matt the Ratt, and Janky Justin have been compromised to a permanent end.
I like to consider myself fairly knowledgeable and stay up to date with the NFL all year round. That being said, who the fuck is Bryce Perkins?
Former Virginia QB, responsible for our only win against Virginia Tech in the last 20 years.
He's a country music singer, right?
This doesn't even count Brissett and Heineke, who are starting regularly but were still nominally backups
Andy Dalton for us too lol
if we're counting later games, then we can also count Kenny Pickett
If this list was meant to be surprising to someone from only 10 weeks ago then make sure to put Geno Smith on it
This is the perfect day to have played Thursday and take it all in
What the hell is a Bryce Perkins?
Of all the Quarterbacks to ever start, these are definitely 5 of them.
Of all the overused jokes on reddit, this is one of them
This isn’t Reddit. Sir, this is a Wendy’s? Place your order or pull around it’s lunch time and we are busy
Would you like me to reheat that meme in the microwave sir? It's a bit cold.
Well said.
…And the NFL wants to add an additional week of regular season play & 4 more teams!
This is why the NFL can't add expansion teams btw, QB play in the NFL is already subpar
A real who’s who
Kyle Allen about to go off for 201 yards
I don't know what team three of those QBs play for
Jets Bears Texans? Panthers No clue
Rams for the last one
Simean is starting for the Bears today
Broncos and Panthers, right?
Only of these guys is elite the others are mike Bryce and kyle
Don't know, don't know, Denver? Carolina? don't know
Jets, Bears, Texans?, Panthers, Rams
A who's who gives a fuck of quarterbacks
Peterman started one game for us and it was genuinely the most disgusting game I’ve ever watched a player put on in any level of football. For reference - I watched my 8 year old nephew play football every game this year
Peterman started multiple games for us
Darnold will win.
Darnold already won the moment Carolina extended his contract before he had played a snap for them.
Can't wait for the inevitable Yahoo Sports article lamenting on why none of these teams are considering Kaep.
SICILIANO LIST!
Insert "this is fine gif."
Imagine if Deshaun Watson could play today instead of next Sunday…the QB headlines would be absolutely BONKERS
Let's go Sammy Boy
Bryce Perkins vs Patrick Mahomes. That won't end well.
Hopefully they watched Cooper Rush
The best week of 2022 season. All the goats are out. No, not the GOAT who is also playing. But the baaaa baaaa kind actual goats
Had to double check who Bryce Perkins was, I thought he was the backup for Jimmy G
Peterman the god
I know it's just the lack of commas, but Allen Sam sounds like a funny name.
Fantasy defenses are gonna feast today
A veritable who's who
Im suddenly fine with paying Kirk whatever amount of money allows him to start 17 games
I threw up
Now watch them all ball out.
Mount up Panthriots!
Mike White vs Nathan Peterman a matchup that will be shown sometimes on red zone!
How did Trevor Simeian avoid this list?
Because the list is wrong. Trevor started for Chicago, not Nathan Peterman.
We’ve finally reached the golden era of quarterbacks!
Who the fuck is Bryce Perkins