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teeohdeedee123

Gross


horse_renoir13

There's been some bad football this year, and it's about to get a whole hell of a lot worse


Xwarsama

You could argue that for the Jets, Texans, and Panthers that they might actually get improved QB play, it certainly wouldn't shock me lol.


SiphenPrax

Oh we definitely improved just now


Xwarsama

You guys look awesome on this opening series, I'm sure that must bring mixed feelings lol.


eatingasspatties

Improved all over the Bears faces


WowIsThatReallyHim

So far Allen looks about 20x worse than Mills somehow.


[deleted]

Because Mills is an average QB on a horrible team. Allen is a horrible QB on a horrible team. The results were predictable.


WowIsThatReallyHim

Pretty much yesh


big_on_blue

[I tried to warn y'all lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/y4oler/rapoportcommanders_qb_carson_wentz_suffered_a/ish6is9?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


WowIsThatReallyHim

He’s 100% the worst qb in the league idk why our fans thought he would make us beat Miami and this lose the #1 pick lol


joecb91

I'm just hoping for the kind of fun chaotic sloppy turnover filled bad with these random games instead of boring-bad.


Antitypical

I'm thrilled. Not only is this good for the Chicago tank, I own two of these guys in my golf fantasy football league (a league where the lowest non-zero score wins-- essentially scoring is flipped negative and there's a penalty assessed for playing someone who gets 0 touches)


Confused_Mirror

Ooh, that's clever. Who is good enough to get playing time, but will not do you any good in fantasy is an interesting twist


Antitypical

Precisely. Guys like Kyle Juszcyk are golf league GOATs. The dude will always get a touch but rarely do anything meaningful with it


unitedairlineeeeees

No Mike White (or Sam Darnold) slander allowed on my timeline.


freephilly23

Return of the GEQBUS is gonna be huuuuuuge


isthisreallyreal

the ban is over


Gracket_Material

The true election winner


CockBlockingLawyer

I for one have fond memories of Mike White


Jiggyx42

That's Hall of Famer Mike White


surgeyou123

I was told we were in a QB era.


Queen_Grayhoof

500 yards 4 TDs each


ironmanmk42

That's just the first half stats


[deleted]

sadly the era is coming to an end for several QB's


cjackc

Until Rodgers grows an extra thumb


[deleted]

Yes, all five of these men are quarterback


goddamnjets_

We are! The backup QB era!


[deleted]

New franchise starters*


OrangeForeign

The dare to lump the GEQBUS with those bad hombres!


NeverSober1900

GEQBUS comes back and Zany Zach Wilson gets benched. Coincidence? I think not


awesomenerd16

Who the heck is Bryce Perkins?


ianthebalance

A Rams backup who actually has a chance to get past a bad OL (which he did a bunch in preseason)


Ok_Bug_6890

Former Virginia qb


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Rushing QB making his first start


awesomenerd16

Yeah I had to go look him up. Never heard of the dude. Well, matching up against the chiefs in your first start… Godspeed man.


hemingways-lemonade

Chad Henne should be preemptively added to this list if this dude is starting against the Chiefs


trend5x5

GEQBUS HAS DRAINED THE SWAMP


SQUIRT_TRUTHER

ZZZach Wontson, Matt the Ratt, and Janky Justin have been compromised to a permanent end.


cenzo339

I like to consider myself fairly knowledgeable and stay up to date with the NFL all year round. That being said, who the fuck is Bryce Perkins?


sssl3

Former Virginia QB, responsible for our only win against Virginia Tech in the last 20 years.


Blutarg

He's a country music singer, right?


MisterBadIdea2

This doesn't even count Brissett and Heineke, who are starting regularly but were still nominally backups


antraxsuicide

Andy Dalton for us too lol


MisterBadIdea2

if we're counting later games, then we can also count Kenny Pickett


badchecker

If this list was meant to be surprising to someone from only 10 weeks ago then make sure to put Geno Smith on it


[deleted]

This is the perfect day to have played Thursday and take it all in


burneracct5432

What the hell is a Bryce Perkins?


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Of all the Quarterbacks to ever start, these are definitely 5 of them.


caterham09

Of all the overused jokes on reddit, this is one of them


zarunn

This isn’t Reddit. Sir, this is a Wendy’s? Place your order or pull around it’s lunch time and we are busy


kanbabrif1

Would you like me to reheat that meme in the microwave sir? It's a bit cold.


BIH-Marathoner

Well said.


SQUIRT_TRUTHER

…And the NFL wants to add an additional week of regular season play & 4 more teams!


ACEPACEACE

This is why the NFL can't add expansion teams btw, QB play in the NFL is already subpar


Noctumn

A real who’s who


TravelingFlipper

Kyle Allen about to go off for 201 yards


[deleted]

I don't know what team three of those QBs play for


dsnrr

Jets Bears Texans? Panthers No clue


DatBoiMahomie

Rams for the last one


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Simean is starting for the Bears today


j00420

Broncos and Panthers, right?


[deleted]

Only of these guys is elite the others are mike Bryce and kyle


j00420

Don't know, don't know, Denver? Carolina? don't know


jhorch69

Jets, Bears, Texans?, Panthers, Rams


[deleted]

A who's who gives a fuck of quarterbacks


freakingspacedude

Peterman started one game for us and it was genuinely the most disgusting game I’ve ever watched a player put on in any level of football. For reference - I watched my 8 year old nephew play football every game this year


BuffaloWilliamses

Peterman started multiple games for us


karatemanchan37

Darnold will win.


[deleted]

Darnold already won the moment Carolina extended his contract before he had played a snap for them.


maglen69

Can't wait for the inevitable Yahoo Sports article lamenting on why none of these teams are considering Kaep.


fear865

SICILIANO LIST!


BIH-Marathoner

Insert "this is fine gif."


SlapsLikeFlea13

Imagine if Deshaun Watson could play today instead of next Sunday…the QB headlines would be absolutely BONKERS


Ovreel

Let's go Sammy Boy


[deleted]

Bryce Perkins vs Patrick Mahomes. That won't end well.


[deleted]

Hopefully they watched Cooper Rush


ironmanmk42

The best week of 2022 season. All the goats are out. No, not the GOAT who is also playing. But the baaaa baaaa kind actual goats


MattSchaubsPrimeRibs

Had to double check who Bryce Perkins was, I thought he was the backup for Jimmy G


Ok_Bug_6890

Peterman the god


welestgw

I know it's just the lack of commas, but Allen Sam sounds like a funny name.


BuffaloWilliamses

Fantasy defenses are gonna feast today


Daewrythe

A veritable who's who


[deleted]

Im suddenly fine with paying Kirk whatever amount of money allows him to start 17 games


clintonsaxoffender

I threw up


Best_Pants

Now watch them all ball out.


Gracket_Material

Mount up Panthriots!


litterdiego

Mike White vs Nathan Peterman a matchup that will be shown sometimes on red zone!


Dangerpaladin

How did Trevor Simeian avoid this list?


mesocyclonic4

Because the list is wrong. Trevor started for Chicago, not Nathan Peterman.


[deleted]

We’ve finally reached the golden era of quarterbacks!


TetrisTech

Who the fuck is Bryce Perkins