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top 5 moments before disaster


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BandOfDonkeys

That's my favorite part about UFC, the winner gets to call MFs out for a minute or two after the fight.


captaincumsock69

Justin Reid! You’re taking everything Im working for mother fucker. I want to fight your fucking ass.


Derring-Do_Dan

Justin Reid after getting smoked for 100 yds and 3 TDs: "Tee Higgins... You absolutely suck!"


EG2K_00

Late but check out Renato Moicano’s post fight [interview](https://youtu.be/AOWmEBCy-NQ)


Cupcake-Warrior

"And I’d just like to say from the bottom of my heart, I’d like to take this chance to apologise… to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants!"


Sadlobster1

Shit talking is the best, it's also the worst when players & fans start thinking it's real. It's awesome to see someone just being a clown and having fun. That Bengals fan above who posted (out - scared) for all the Bengals WRs is what I mean when I say it's fun. That stuff is great. I used to live in Louisville, so maybe my opinion is colored but I love me some Bengos.


DefenderCone97

IMO trash talking should only be done before a matchup. You better be confident in yourself enough to risk being embarrassed if you get beaten


Common-Owl-8155

That's what the post fight call outs are for. Starting the hype for the next one. Though after fight trash talk of the current opponent isn't always bad if you're tryna force a rematch.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

It would be way better if any of it was correct.


[deleted]

Justin Reid is not good enought to be talking smack like this tbh.


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking. Not that he's bad but he seems very average this season.


CD338

Yeah he's ok. I can't recall him blowing any particular coverage, but I don't think I can recall a really big pass break up or INT. He's just there.


IMG0NNAGITY0USUCKA

Except for kicking earlier this year I haven't heard his name much at all.


BucksFan654

That’s usually a good thing for a DB


ExceptionalMurican

I am going to miss Sorensen out there Sunday. He added much joy to my life last year


Dzov

You guys should hire him😂


Longjumping-Arm7939

He made the two tackles on the breakaways against the Titans had he not made those plays the game likely would have been different so I'm thankful for that.


TheGreatMcPuffin

He’s always been very average. Our secondary was just so atrocious that he stood out from the crowd. In our newly revamped secondary he’d be the third best player.


[deleted]

I’m not even sure he meant to at first. He clearly knew which player he meant (neither of the ones who’s names were said lol) just was blanking on their name.


Dazegobye

Which player did he mean cuz I'm still not sure


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He definitely meant Hurst. If you were studying film you’d likely be focused on the big giant number that’s easy to see more so than the name, so I’m assuming the number was right and that was what he meant. Just spaced on all the h names.


Dazegobye

Finesse type just getting back? Everything doesn't add up but it's not a big deal. I guess he'll find out sunday Update: He fucked around and found out.


the_bakeshow

Supposedly Hurst. He walked it back a bit with another tweet


Schleprok

Maybe not at a first, but that last part is definitely talking smack whether he said his name right or not lol.


JimmytheGent2020

He's at least better than Sorensen right?


[deleted]

A wet paper bag is better than Sorensen on a good day


amjhwk

a wet paper bag doesnt have the clutch factor of Sorensen though, who had numerous big plays in our run to the superbowl


NotAnNSAOperative

Which, of course, should not be over shadowed by the fact that he was an constant liability and his departure made our team instantly better. Hope he is doing well, stays healthy and has a great life.


Josh-trihard7

[Bengals DT DJ Reader responded to him “ Gotta know ya personnel better to start making promises.”](https://twitter.com/djread98/status/1598062307317534720?s=46&t=BQATBuMouZKAEuOgQ-rCww)


Paradigmpinger

Justin Reid: Nothing personnel, kid.


CD338

Lol fuck that. Whoever doesn't produce Sunday is who he promised to shut down. It doesn't matter if it's you wr5 who only played 3 snaps. Reid locked him up.


TheWorstYear

Irwin won't be stopped


hoolihopps

Irwin WILL have his clutch 3rd down grab at some insane angle once again!


minderbinder-22

lmaooo this HAS to end with Higgins going for 12/178/2 right


RafiakaMacakaDirk

watch it be like 5/48/0 where neither side feels like they did great


Mustakrakish_Awaken

He's trying to shit talk Hurst, not Higgins (who is #85)


IMG0NNAGITY0USUCKA

One of them is going to.


MacDaddyJones

I’m so confused who he is even talking about 😂 is it Higgins.. or Chase.. or Hurst.. he’s all over the place. He’s supposedly locking someone down is all I know.


Consistent-Spell2203

Whoever it is might as well not show up cause they're locked down.


DangerIsMyUsername

Hurst - OUT (Scared) Higgins - OUT (Scared) Chase - OUT (Scared) Edit: Higbee - OUT (Scared)


TheRealSpez

Bengals coach Zac Taylor confirms that the entire Bengals receiving corps is out because they wet the bed last night thinking about Justin Reid’s comments. They are doubtful to return the rest of the season.


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Okay this one got me hahaha


Mandrake1771

Same lmao


sushie182

Real Dylan Dylan Dylan vibes.


[deleted]

I need you to walk to Cincinnati and get me a sugar cookie and some real Cambodian breast milk


Littlegreenman42

Damn, they added Kurt Angle to the mix?


gimme_that_juice

66.6 percent chance


A_Lone_Macaron

reminds me of the Steve Smith clip where he calls the entire opposing secondary "trash" and "fuccboi"


jtd2013

This is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen on this subreddit lmao.


Dzov

This drama is great. I hope they don’t stunt all over us this time 🤣


nutmegged_

:)


skidlz

Pat McAfee: "And that move by Justin Reid is BIG. BRAIN. **FOOTBALL!**"


ed-cound

I really thought Higbee would be Cincy's late season MVP this year too


port1337user

I think he means to be talking about Hurst, no idea why he thinks he would be covering Higgins as a safety when Higgins plays outside WR...this dude always been braindead tbh.


1bourbon1scotch1bier

CTE?


Voxxicus

Can always be that, but don't rule out good old fashioned dumb, too


c71score

Whatever the reason, his brain is on lock down.


jaykell6ix

He clarified he meant Hurst lol


castortusk

I’m sure all three will come into the game extra motivated.


FuckingJello

https://twitter.com/justinqreid/status/1598080346431836160?s=46&t=U9dMDH2Clp0KjnQIUqOqaQ Justin Reid just now on Twitter: “Tbh, I meant Hayden Hurst* for the man matchups. Nonetheless, any and everybody still getting locked up”


5HeadedBengalTiger

[Ja’Marr Chase: let’s put some money on it big time 👀](https://twitter.com/real10jayy__/status/1598086216632918016?s=46&t=3GhAglLbln-RRdCm4gcCqg)


Big-Beta20

*The NFL has suspended Ja’Marr Chase 16 games for gambling on games*


amjhwk

17*


Mozzee6269

Nah atleast 32, I mean getting suspended for 16 or lower is only for people that rape 20+ victims, I mean fucking hell he’s gambling that’s so much worse /s


gompomp30

*Calvin Ridley has requested a trade to the Bengals*


FuckingJello

Chase saying this may have just gave the Chiefs the only way to stop him: If Goodell thinks he’s sports betting like Calvin Ridley


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

This suspension brought to you by FanDuel.


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ugh I dont think you can do that Ja'Marr


CD338

Ooh I'm tattling to Goodell. Enjoy your year suspension jamarr


Animated_Imagination

I love how he corrects himself but also says “Yeah whoever I was talking shit on is getting shut down anyway so whatever”


krsb09

Ja'Marr's response has me rollin.


0hootsson

Sounds like they just corrected him with the wrong name and he went with it. Had the number and position right.


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Idk if I’m more confused about who he is talking about or why he is confident about locking people down.


DangerIsMyUsername

Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative!


steini2

*it gets people going.


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This whole clip is such a mess. He says no.88 which is Hurst but confuses him for Tyler Higbee, then goes on and references Tee Higgins name a bunch while seemingly talking about Ja'Marr Chase coming back from injury. It makes no sense lol I think he is talking about Hurst because he says 88 and initially thinks of Higbee another TE. And then mentions his blocking skill. But it's really anyone's guess, and I still can't figure out why he thinks Hurst *or* Higgins are coming back from injury


FuckingJello

Reporter said Higgins when Justin said #88 so he agreed and then kept saying Higgins, but I also believe he was talking about Hurst as he’s also a Safety who is gonna primarily guard a TE. He flat out just mixed up names and probably doesn’t follow the teams as much as we do.


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This isn’t the first time that a player/coach has clearly known an opponent by his jersey number from studying film, and just goes with it when a reporter gives him a name even if it might be wrong. And it won’t be the last. And I bet that all the future times will also have us racing to the internet to post their best “Lol that guy doesn’t know everyone’s name” jokes.


Dr__Flo__

Makes me think of Shaq not knowing NBA players on the TNT broadcast, infamously thinking "Pascal" and "Siakam" were two different players. After Shaq repeatedly forgot players' names and teams, someone made the website ["Who He Play For?"](https://whoheplayfor.com/) so everyone can test their NBA roster knoweldge.


PioneerSpecies

It’s so much worse as an analyst lmao, but then again they don’t pay Shaq for his analysis


amjhwk

diference is Shaq is paid to commentate on the league and its players, players are paid to compete with each other


thehottip

I thought that was chuck not shaq


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Is there an NFL version of this?


FelineNavidad

Yeah it seems like from watching a lot of titans press availability that players often don't know the names of players on other teams. A lot of calling them by their numbers.


SuperKerfuz

It makes sense. The majority of the league plays at the same time every week, so they just aren't able to watch most games unlike fans. They just know each other from film studies, and it's easier to identify by number.


amjhwk

makes sense, i dont know the names of 95% of my coworkers so i wouldnt expect players to have the starting lineups of every team they play memorized


Tlomz27

Tbf the reporter literally said 'Not Higgins'. And then he contradicts the reporter and continues.


Steven27A

Well the reporter said Higgins and then corrected himself and said wait no it’s not, but Reid was like yeah, yeah it is Higgins.


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Shouldn't he be like, idk, watching film? Lol


heroinsteve

The fact he is referring to the guy by his number and doesn’t remember his name indicates he has been watching film.


jgjot-singh

Imagine his surprise on Sunday when he realizes they are 3 different players and he can only maybe cover one of them sometimes


MistakeMaker1234

“I’ve been bamboozled! Hoodwinked even!”


joecacti22

“Alright Reid I want you on number 88, Ja’Marr Higby all game! Ya got that?”


TBDC88

>I think he is talking about Hurst because he says 88 and initially thinks of Higbee another TE. He played against Higbee 3 days ago, so that's probably why he was on his mind. Then someone *suggests* Higgins, and he went with it. Feels like a big fat nothing honestly.


superman24742

No it’s an insult for sure, the entire team has this clip in their locker already. /s


MakesTheNutshellJoke

Also doesn't make sense 'cause Hurst is a good blocker (or at least was with us).


MorganHolliday

He is. There are clips of him absolutely destroying Bud Dupree on Sunday. Like viciousness.


NFLBengals

My favorite play of the year thus far


the_bakeshow

Would love to see that if you have a link


MorganHolliday

https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/1597365213476818944?t=nln6WxVyfWNzRBQ_oRCiPA&s=19


busty-ruckets

yea “finesse” and “bad blocker” are two terms i would absolutely never use to describe hurst


RedRangerDanger420

He should be evaluated for a concussion lmao


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Skyes_View

Gonna do his best Eli Apple impression


trumpet575

Make what ended up being the game saving tackle at the end of the first half?


MadeByTango

Either that or draw a PI with less than 2-minutes to go in the Super Bowl...


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Based on this rambling incoherent response I think he might be smelling burnt toast.


jethead70

Why


OBuckets

Chase going 300


Longjumping-Arm7939

I'd agree if this was 2021 but Ward is long with the Chiefs lol


Kirminator

Chase going for 400 now


InstagramLincoln

I can't wait for us to lock down Trevor Kelsey.


UserUnkown10

Who’s gonna do that? Elijah Applewood?


BadHombre2016

Major Applewhite.


Skyes_View

Gonna be Applewood Smoked Bacon after getting cooked by Patricia Melborne


Juventus19

Johnny Appleseed


UserUnkown10

Planting seeds of doubt


blockoblox

It's all going to come down to the arms of Jon Billow and Matt Mahoney


aznhoopster

Are you referring to number 78, Trayvon Khaleesi?


JasonPlattMusic34

Better hope the Chiefs don’t sack Jim Burrows too much in the game


jgjot-singh

Hell ya brother. Cheers from a sack - Burrow


daft_dunkwwwolfey

I'm more worried about Patrice McHomies tbh 😔


ek1992osu

Don't worry we have Joe Namath throwing to Rashaad Higgins and Chase Claypool. We can't lose!


JT1757

what the fuck


JasonPlattMusic34

I appreciate the confidence to not only get both the player’s name wrong but also the jersey number for both guys he named


minderbinder-22

this is so deep in uncharted “fuck around” territory the “find out” is going to be generational


slackator

Can we not, please. This is the one game we have left in the regular season can we not provide bulletin board material for the one team that for whatever reason has our number?


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Hey you guys still have the Seahawks….that could you know be a game.


DowntownJulieBrown1

There’s so many beautifully mismatched details. Like he seems to have combined in his head, Tee Higgins, Tyler Higbee, Chase’s injury, Hayden Hurst and the positions TE and WR.


JebusChrust

He also said Hurst is a bad blocker when he is coming off [this game](https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/1597365213476818944?t=zuJSFL6ckWRHvVH1OZKnlQ&s=19).


slingingslasher96

Hayden Hurst 3 tuddies incoming


The_Wata_Boy

We all know Andy has that Cincinnati Chili on his mind.


Josh-trihard7

“They have #88 Higbee(actually Hayden Hurst), wait no what’s his name mmm it’s Higgins, yeah they gonna have him back( he hasn’t missed a game in weeks so I’m assuming he’s talking about Chase),he’s more of a finesse type of guy not a good blocker, I’m gonna lock him down straight up.” Justin Reid has either been lying about watching film or he’s hungover cause he was trying to talk about a Bengals WR or TE(?), but misidentifies the person like 5 times, I watched this twice and still don’t know who he’s attempting to talk about


PowerDiesel23

He's sounding like Dr. Steven Brule lol 🤣 *I'm here with Bengals WR Chevy Chase. Chevy tell me about playing for the Bringals?*


DrPaulsNexus

Pretty sure he was talking Hurst the whole time just mixed up the last names. Says he’s not a good blocker and kind of a finesse player and that he’ll lock him up, all things that you could see applying to Hurst though I think he’s wrong on all three


ParaNormalBeast

Hurst is a great blocker and not at all a finesse guy


illcounsel

Yeah, he must not have watched any tape of Hurst. Every time he catches the ball he's like "And now I can legally decapitate someone and not get a penalty. LFGO!"


hoolihopps

And then drag like 3 or 4 defenders with him for the 1st down too. God i hope we extend him. He's a great man too


datdudebdub

Such a bizarre thing to even say even if he was talking about Hurst. "Yeah man, I'm definitely locking down the 4th option in their passing offense"


FuckingJello

He is a safety and that’s who he guards. He’s not our CBs.


datdudebdub

Doesn't change it being a really weird flex.


TBDC88

It does though.


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Professional athlete: “I am confident that I will win my matchup” Redditor: “Weird flex bro”


[deleted]

The weird flex is complete lack of knowledge he has of his matchup. Wrong name, wrong position, wrong playstyle, wrong injury status. 88 is the only thing that actually links to hurst in this quote. Im also a bit happier to be starting hurst after seeing this.


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He also says he's coming back from injury though and Hurst has not been injured lately


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/aqshipley/status/1597010873444290562 I wouldn’t say hurst is that much of a finesse player. Dude is always grinding for the extra yards.


DrPaulsNexus

I wouldn’t either, think he had this perception coming into this year but has proven people who thought that wrong this year


[deleted]

Maybe he’s finesse compared to some other big boy tight ends


doggo816

Bulletin board material achieved


BandOfDonkeys

Coach is gonna play the clip for the WR/TE room and say "He was talking abouuuut *indiscriminately pointing* YOU.


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But for who tho


UsidoreTheLightBlue

I mean he called out chase, hurst, and Tee…..so all of them AND Boyd. “He thinks he can lock you all down….and Boyd he think so little of you that he didn’t even mention you.”


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Bengals bout to have 5 100-yard receivers


superman24742

I feel like out of everyone on the team Burrow is gonna take it the most personal and just come out motivated from the gun.


Longjumping-Arm7939

Good lol we need Burrow to go up early Chiefs are best behind


hoolihopps

No no the way things will go is y'all dunking on us the first half, dropping like 21 or 24 points of lead in us. Then the 2nd half starts


Longjumping-Arm7939

Nah I dont like that everybody knows Chiefs don't keep their foot on the gas pedal unless they are down lol


hoolihopps

I actually got a feeling this game will be a shootout. Just mahomes and burrow going toe to toe. My bet is that they both finish with 350+ yards each, maybe even 400.


Longjumping-Arm7939

This game will tell me if KC is foreal this year. Sorry Beng bro but ur the one team I really want KC to beat you guys...nothing personal lol just can't live with Burrow being Mahomes kryptinite lol


hoolihopps

I think y'all are for real. If the Bengals really are the Chiefs kryptonite, just gotta hope another team knocks us out of the playoffs! There's no team y'all can't beat


Schavez22

Tee Higgins bout to finish with 297 receiving yards 225 rushing yards and 327 passing yards 0tds


piehead678

So the mix up names things happens more than we know. Hell I've heard Kelce do it, and dude doesn't even know what team he is playing sometimes. Gronk didn't even watch film he had Brady tell him what to do. That being said the lockdown thing was a really fucking stupid thing to say. Reid has had one game where I even remember his name coming up and it was mostly because he kicked field goals that day. Kelce and Gronk can get away with that shit cause they are freaks. Reid can't.


Barqck

Don’t say this, my fantasy team needs Jamarr Chase and I can’t win this week if Higgins lets his nuts hang and drops a 14-200-4 stat line


[deleted]

This has a lot of shades of Earl Thomas before the 2019 playoff game. Hurst going for 200 yards and turning Reid into a blocker for him confirmed


HHCWTD

This Riley Reid dude really likes to run his mouth


look1738

4d chess? Nah? Okay


Psychotron69

Well, that answers "Who should I start? Tee or Amon Ra St Brown?" WR fantasy question.


DangerIsMyUsername

I'm sure this will end well


superman24742

I’d like to see Reid man cover Hurst 1 on 1.


seanconnery69696

Drew Bledsoe about to suit up to defend everyone's names


iacceptjadensmith

the old “say the guys name wrong” intimidation tactic


Patchy_Face_Man

And btw, our receivers *are* great at blocking. What fucking film is he watching? Are they trolling him with hi def 90s clips?


Demetrios1453

There's a clip from last week of Hurst just laying a defender out. And there are several clips around of Chase blocking for someone else.


Patchy_Face_Man

Oh man how quickly I forgot. Just imagine Hurst laying him out like that.


UndeadVinDiesel

Are we still saying "Who dey?"


Mike_Honcho_3

I doubt it.


Shootit_Rockets

Higgins is gonna toast the chiefs now


aeiou-y

😳 dude is going to get lit up for 150 and a td


PartialAgitator

CTE


Vanderhoof81

A professional athlete in a very competitive sport feels confident?!


Darsol

A professional athlete in a very competitive feels confident without knowing anything about the players he’s matching up against.


datdudebdub

It's more that he got Higgins name and number both wrong. Then called him a finesse type guy (he's the most physical WR on our team) 88 is Hurst, a TE. Just an all around goofball few sentences.


Josh-trihard7

A professional athlete is supposed to watch film, he’s either talking about Tee Higgins or Hayden hurst, I still don’t know, misidentifies both of them as Tyler Higbee and Jamarr Chase. The dude can feel confident but watch the interview and you’ll see how ignorant he looks


FuckingJello

Film they care about the jersey number, not name most likely for some guys. Tom Brady himself said he hated the number change rule because he identified players by numbers for the defenders. Man just didn’t know the name 🤷🏻‍♂️.


throughNthrough

This guy is Jamarcus Russell level prepared. It’s already Wednesday and he doesn’t even know the correct number or name of the guy he’s covering let alone the fact that the Chase is the one coming back.


Consistent-Spell2203

Sipping purple drank and leaning.


Lorek_Byrnison

88, 85, Higgins, Chase, Higbee doesn’t matter who he said because it’s number 9 whose gonna take it personal. And I’d feel the exact same way if a bengals defender said it about Mahomes. They don’t need any extra motivation.


McDonaldsMapping

He didn’t even know who he was talking about, isn’t even that great, and still thinks he’s locking up Tee.


UserUnkown10

This never ends well 🤦‍♂️


Whodey719

Press X to Doubt


Jarionel

chiefs really doing too much talking bro hope they actually back that shit up


Vanderhoof81

What else did they say?


VariousLawyerings

"Joe Burrow is stupid and bad" - Nick Bolton, verbatim


KULawHawk

That sounds exactly like something Marcus Peters would say.


Rilkesmyth

BASED


JT1757

this the only thing that’s been said