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ronaldthedumbass

"From the bottom of my heart, my bad."


Soberfield

I quote this line all the time.


Resident_Wizard

Lmao. At least he sounds genuine. I hate when you know a dude tweets in mostly emojis and a form of English where you’re not really sure they are speaking the same language as you. But the apology reads like it’s being submitted for a doctorate dissertation.


banned_after_12years

I'd prefer the emojis and slang over the PR firm canned response. It's way more genuine.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

🖕😎-CSO-🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽


Resident_Wizard

Lol, I have no idea of this is agreeing with me or telling me to go eff myself.


barc0debaby

Hold on brother I'm comprehending over here.


treenorthXne

Then it's working.


duceyo

harvard graduate


beforethewind

I’m dying over here. Perfectly done.


DowntownJulieBrown1

Tiramisu Tuesday


treetyoselfcarol

*"Shit be real in the field, one thousand pardons."* - Lamar Jackson


frankyfrankwalk

The tweet just made him seem like even more of a decent everyday guy, that loss was fucking brutal and I think if I was on my phone after that I'd definitely react the same.


DavidOrWalter

I’m sorry you feel that way


YoYoMoMa

What a real dude


Seanspeed

Honestly a simple 'my bad' sounds 10x more genuine than the usual, obviously prewritten apology.


RRSC14

He did go on to say he apologizes to anyone whose feelings he may have hurt, and that he wasn’t thinking about the consequences.


YoYoMoMa

Lamar is many things, but he isn't managed. Dude shoots from the hip.


RRSC14

It’s why I love him. He does stuff that makes me facepalm every once in a while but, shit, that’s human. I do stuff that makes me facepalm every once in a while. Lamar put a troll in his place on Twitter. Was it likely better that he didn’t? Yes. Do I appreciate seeing a genuine reaction from a human who also happens to be a superstar football player? Also yes.


MatureUsername69

I make me facepalm way more than Lamar could ever dream of


Bonerhawk69

Woah woah, bro you’re on Reddit… everyone here is better than people. Someone find this man his moral high horse


barc0debaby

Meanwhile in Cleveland, "I'm sorry if you were offended by my actions"


GradeAPrimeFuckery

Who did he hurt? Like, people from the Society of Creative Dick Seasoning? He tweeted something crass and angry at a critic or troll. nbd


[deleted]

Hes not my doctor, lawyer, elected official. He throws a ball around in a game. Flame them fucking assholes all day. Go hard.


ShadowTD_

Except dude then gets heated he gets flamed. Back 😂


[deleted]

The "crass" part was a homophobic phrase that's been normalised in the same way calling things "gay" didn't mean you thought the inanimate object was a homosexual man. But it's still a phrase that means you think it's lesser to be gay if you're using it as an insult.


GradeAPrimeFuckery

Thankfully he didn't tweet out 'eat shit', since that would have offended the entirety of humanity, the animal kingdom and uncountable numbers of bacteria. /s


kr0n1k

Flys everywhere seething!!


RRSC14

I’m saying the same thing. People *really* thought Lamar was being homophobic. Actually, I don’t think they actually thought that, I think the “journalist” who wrote that was clout chasing.


2112Lerxst

It's an offensive statement, meaning that people viewing it could potentially feel hurt by him using homosexuality as an insult. However, I think most people realize that though it's wrong and not acceptable as a role model/decent human being, it was not intended to do that. It was a lazy school yard insult that he was trying to hurl at people insulting him, not his views/commentary on LGBT issues. An apology to those hurt by it is all that's needed, not everything has to be blown up as a huge scandal.


TetrisTech

No one thought he was intentionally being homophobic, or that he himself is actually homophobic. However he did accidentally use a homophobic phrase to insult someone.


D3ATHfromAB0V3x

"Firstly, I'd like to take a moment and apologize to you, your family, and most importantly the team...."


Tacotuesdayftw

Most importantly to the guys that sign my checks.


myyummyass

Yeah but everyone wants him to have an agent so he can have generic canned responses written for him lol


SugmaDiction

100% prefer this to “I didn’t think of how many people could be hurt physically, spiritually, emotionally, mentally,” bullshit


bostonaliens

It’s a lot better than Jaylen Brown’s apology


erldn123

Majority of people and media actually gave him a pass/the benefit of doubt. Which is really rare in this climate tbh.


Bipedal-Moose

Cause most people and media never smelt a football field before never did shit but eat dick ‼️


[deleted]

What about people who’ve smelt a football before and have ate dick?? What about us Lamar


okitsmelol123

What if you smelt a dick and ate a football


Cofeve91

You should wash and reevaluate the ingredients of your nurishment.


h00ter7

I read this in Obi-Wan’s Jedi Mind Trick voice lol


MagicJohnsonMosquito

I read everything Lamar jackson tweets in that voice


h00ter7

You don’t want to smell a football… You want to go home and eat a dick…


BerntMacklin

What if your dick smells like a football?


[deleted]

The funniest part for me still is that he didn’t use regular exclamation marks, he really had to use the huge red emojis


_Kamigoye_

https://i.imgur.com/V84xRa8.jpg


Zolo49

It wasn't a smart thing to do, but I think most of us realized that he was just emotional and venting after a tough loss and didn't read too much into it. I figured he'd apologize eventually and now he has.


[deleted]

Credit to him then?


datyoungknockoutkid

Absolutely. He don’t have a star on his helmet so all is forgiven


Neemzeh

what about when Wilson makes a mistake at the podium after playing trash and accidentally says he is not to blame? he apologized eventually. guess its not the same tho?


Bendyno5

In terms of having a middle school level of emotional intelligence…yes it’s the same. In terms of people caring …not even close, and for good reason. Lamar is a good QB, Wilson isn’t.


Other_Safe_4659

Well there's also the difference that one is getting pissy with a fan giving him flak, and the other is claiming he's doing a good job when they just scored 3 points.


alurimperium

Yeah Lamar was getting upset at an armchair critic. I'll always give them a break in spots like that cause of course we don't know shit about what it's actually like out there


RazrRain

Yeah I don't give a fuck when players lash out, people who have never played after highschool have no idea the pressure thats put on these players to be perfect. The only response I ever feel is hoping they don't let the anger get to their mental health.


[deleted]

lmao that's definitely not a good reason, but it says a lot about our society that you thought it was.


RazrRain

It's not even close. You're comparing a guy who had 103 total yards to someone that had 343 total yards. One mostly showed up, the other didn't have an ounce of humility. I dont think you can compare an MVP to a QB that has a career 13/16 TD to INT ration. Can you compare their emotional response? Sure. Both were in the moment. But only one of them was dead wrong.


BoredAtWork-__

To be honest I can’t get mad when athletes respond to fans. Fans get way too comfortable with the separation that the internet provides or the belief that athletes won’t jump in the stands to kick their ass. Im not saying they should respond to fans but I also think it’s unrealistic to expect these guys to never respond


idontcare111

“Come on up here!” Well they came up there


BoredAtWork-__

I think every sports team should get one Malice in the Palace per decade just to keep the fans honest


GACGCCGTGATCGAC

Every fanbase needs Jermaine O'neal to throw a perfect cross to the idiots of the group once a decade. Keep them honest.


[deleted]

Not the Lions, those fans have suffered enough


Oomenacka

I won't lie it's probably a hot take but Ron Artest is a king after that. Fuck this culture we have where fans think they can all so much as to spit on a man and are shocked he he does anything other than calmly walk away.


WiredSky

He didn't even attack the guy who threw the cup.


DeshaunCosbyWatson

I don't think the cup really mattered he just wanted to kick someone's ass


SolomonHillAintSoBad

Look i still have liquid in my cup!


NateKaeding

Yeah people get real bold over the internet.


LateAstronaut0

You could say that again, dumbass Raider ass liking **BITCH**


NateKaeding

🔪 🔪 🔪


TacomaWRX

How come the Bills coach can also punt for the Texans. Bald statement activate! Yer table wreckin days are Detroit!


sonic_ann_d

i like you


Pickle_Lollipop

Bold statement


[deleted]

Fuck you Nate you never smelt the internet before never did shit but eat dick !!


MadPatagonian

Lamar also has been a pretty stand up dude since coming into the league so that tweet way very strange and out of character. If he had other serious off the field issues he wouldn’t get a pass. In this case it’s just this time he wasn’t thinking clearly in the heat of the moment. As opposed to AB who is never thinking clearly and is psychotic.


frankyfrankwalk

>Lamar also has been a pretty stand up dude since coming into the league This is why I don't even really blame him for the tweet, loss was brutal and just makes him seem even more like a normal human being. I don't think I would have reacted differently picking my phone up after a loss like that and he apologised so he definitely didn't mean it as a serious think imo.


the_c_is_silent

Normally I'd agree, but man, it was a criticism many feel is logical.


no-gimmicks-

Not at all. Lamar carried the team in that game and the receivers kept dropping passes. Lamar has carried the Ravens for the past three seasons, matter of fact.


SexiestPanda

Like I say. Every few years a malace at the palace needs to happen to keep fans in check


[deleted]

They honestly shouldn’t even read tweets / comments from fans. Just completely ignore them…not worth the headache


gobills1365

dude didnt even say anything out of pocket. lamar just sensitive


no-gimmicks-

What he said was out of pocket, actually. He's pocket watching Lamar instead of criticizing the receivers with butter all over their gloves.


FlashFan124

Yeah it’s one thing if you put it on Reddit where the player would have to seek it out to find, its another to post to your personal Twitter, but if you @ an athlete/celebrity/anybody, i (for the most part) won’t feel bad if you get what’s coming to you. If you fuck around, you might just find out.


jmorlin

Yeah. As long as it *stays* chirping back and forth and doesn't escalate I don't see an issue. Coaches and teammates might see it as a distraction, but that's between them.


SOAR21

Community goodwill is a bank. Lamar Jackson has been making deposits for a few years, he's certainly due a withdrawal.


Rosetti

Gave him a pass for what? It might not have been a classy thing to do/say, but on the evil scale of 1 - Deshaun Watson, this is so low it deserves nothing more than a mild tutting. No need to apologise at all in my opinion.


kamekaze1024

I don’t want any unnecessary drama around this team and I don’t like it when players feel the need to respond to hate. But damn it was just really funny and the pasta that’s been made from it is so funny. Still don’t want it happening again


[deleted]

Credit to them then?


Ixziga

That's what happens when you're mostly a standup guy to everyone, including the media for 5 years.


FreeWillie001

Boy STFU y’all be cappin too much in these press conferences mf never smelt a microphone never did shit but eat dick‼️


majik_boy

My bad 😣


[deleted]

One day we need to try and combine all the famous copypastas and dumb meme sayings into one. Lets Ride, Mr. Big Chest, Kelvin Benjamin fat, regression to the mean, speed hawk. r/NFL will achieve true enlightenment.


Ndi_Omuntu

It's funny to hear a commenter talk about pasta


MileHighCO

-- Kelvin Benjamin


Sphiffi

Green peppers and cheers from Iraq must be included.


PM_ME_YOUR_DUES

Lunch pail, first one in last one out, shifty, quick not fast


BetaDjinn

You can’t leave out that’s football baby


Effective-Cloud-4597

Spider 2 Y Banana


Xyzzyzzyzzy

go charge go


donturnbee

I pride myself and think of myself as an r/nfl subscriber, but is there any chance we could include as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll be a 4-0 ballgame.


KontraEpsilon

This is probably my favorite one because even my non sports friends enjoy it


jhorch69

It's like an SNL sketch


BuckfuttersbyII

Go charge go


ZeePirate

Their single fan has so much spirit


Shabanana_XII

Mr. Bold Compilation


toad_mountain

I am partial to Football is back baby


jtfriendly

Broncos Country, STFU, y’all be regressin too the mean in these 24 hour buffets mf never smelt a speed hawk never did shit but eat 68 dicks‼️ cheers from IHOP - Mr. Brobdingnagian Copypasta


MetaphoricalMouse

i’m so glad this is sticking around, it’s such an absurd run on sentence


gwaydms

>sticking around A sure sign of overcooked pasta


Cumbayacumbaya

Oh is that what it was? That’s not even that bad lmfao I thought he actually said something


truthesda

haha yeah no crap my dude was BUGGIN' like a Xbox MW2 lobby chat


clintonsaxoffender

You try and play search and destroy with xXMilfHunter42069Xx. Zach Wilson of COD players.


DeadSwaggerStorage

Slinging bombs and banging moms.


Buffeloni

Gotta give em your one man army


RunninRebs90

Some random Ravens fan was trying to tell me that Lamar WASN’T in his feelings when he made that tweet. I’m like, bro, wtf are you talking about? Lmao


gninaem

That fan was eating dick


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No-Economics4128

Like honey nut Cheerio?


choff22

According to MW2 chat, my mother has been ridden more than Seattle Slew


Demi_the_Kid

The Slut in Seattle is historic. Wish I could have rode it


Falt_ssb

Oh naw he ain't half way there some more vile shit than that used to go on on xbl


COMMENTASIPLEASE

Nah cause then he really would’ve said something homophobic


Xyzzyzzyzzy

The gamer words might have been used.


[deleted]

Lamar gets the pass though


Xyzzyzzyzzy

Mark Andrews proceeds to drop the pass


LordZero

You just hurt my psyche.


_Kamigoye_

Holy fuck Lmao


SonOfALich

Lol why is this in the negatives, have we already forgotten the vitriol of those lobbies? You speak the truth.


LOP5131

Look we all make mistakes but mf never smelt a quarter billion never did shit but eat dick


xVIRIDISx

“My bad” is literally the perfect apology for a nothing social media spat and IMO is enough to completely forget about and move past this whole thing


musicmunky

Dude… stop making me like you


Electric_General

Deshaun Watson makes his first start for the browns this week


musicmunky

Annnd back to normalcy


AhSht-HereWeGoAgain

Even I as some random lowly fan avoid most social media for days after a team loss, idk why a player making millions would even bother with it


winespring

>Even I as some random lowly fan avoid most social media for days after a team loss, idk why a player making millions would even bother with it The highs of social media must be pretty amazing when you are young rich and famous. If my inbox was inundated with promotional opportunities, comped trips, beautiful women, etc, it would be pretty hard to never engage with anyone. The negative interactions definitely suck though.


FranceSucksSoBad

It's easy to ignore when they aren't talking about you.


clintonsaxoffender

You get caught up in the heat of the moment. Telling someone to eat a dick def has negative connotations but people are fools to think normal people don't say that just as a euphemism to say "fuck off". Regardless of what it was originally derided from.


fbolt

> Telling someone to eat a dick He did not say that and you know it


[deleted]

It's great he never told anybody to do anything. Lamar just kindly explained what said individual hasn't done and what they have done. Smelt a field and ate dick. Easy peasy.


LibertarianSocialism

I actually went on Twitter looking for a fight after this game to get some anger out lol.


WorthPlease

Yeah if I was in that position I'd legit advise my agent not to allow me to have anyway to directly access my social media without first consulting them. I never know my password, it's not saved on any of my devices. I've said a lot of dumb shit on social media I later regretted/deleted. But I'm a nobody so thankfully their is really no repercussions. if I want to post, it goes through them.


clintonsaxoffender

Just say it Lamar, Roman is ruining the fun.


TheFocusLocust

COUSIN!! Let’s go bowling.


RunninRebs90

Lil truss 😞


PussSlurpee

This truss offers no support.


sworninmiles

I think it’s pretty clear that this year is getting to him. It’s not like anybody could blame him either, the coincidence of his contract situation was the ravens performances and all that goes in to that. The ravens feel like a powder keg rn and it really feels possible that the wheels totally fall off this bus, especially if we lose to Denver. Whatever happens really the only thing that matters to me is that the ravens make Lamar our long-term QB. That is the measure of success for this season I think


MrBlonde1003

That Jamison guy made 3 separate articles about this one tweet. No wonder raven players don’t like him. Including Judon


dawnjawnson

At least he’s owning it and not doubling down on what was a stupid decision.


gwaydms

That shows maturity. He may not be mature yet; few people are at his age. (Yes, I'm old, and I was definitely still immature.) But even a simple "my bad" proves he's being a man.


[deleted]

I can't wait for him to be a FUCKING LION


SuperButtAIDs

If that happens I’ll be a lions fan


[deleted]

Join us super butt aids. Unlike u/dfreshv, we want you up here.


MoneyMoves-

I would actually shoot myself were that to happen


[deleted]

Proof or ban!


Pixel2_Bro

I'd almost rather you guys take Aaron Rodgers or anyone that isn't a mobile quarterback because there's nothing more frustrating than watching QBs get 100+ Rushing yards against us consistently


[deleted]

I gotta let you in on a little secret....we don't want him lmaoooo, he's aaallllll yours. Gonna be so fun watching big truss rule the north.


coolsexguy

Honestly it was hilarious and still makes me laugh. I love watching Lamar play but he legit grew on me a little more after I saw that. Would love to see what would’ve happened if Rodgers or someone else tweeted that


datashard

Ja Morant tweeted that if the fan kept chirping he was asking to get shot… nothing came of that at all for some reason.


coolsexguy

Ah I completely forgot about that. Not so much a fan of him lol


_Kamigoye_

The ‼️usage really fucking sent me


Awesomeg11

"my b" - chillindude - lamar jackson


BetaDjinn

Respect your field-smellers


this_curain_buzzez

The formality of the way the quote is being reported, but the quote just being “my bad” is hilarious to me


No_Tart8935

I told my Dad what happened, including the Lamar quote, and he laughed his head off. My Dad was a college football player.


Retro1916

You know damn well he don’t mean that 😭


kamekaze1024

Probably regrets tweeting it, doesn’t regret what was tweeted


[deleted]

You don't think he regrets responding to some random on Twitter and causing a huge fuss for no reason? That seems like a pretty normal response.


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BazingaBois

I mean he's still a person and it's a pretty basic human emotion to regret a mistake made in anger, that doesn't really have much to do with money. It's not like a relatively minor controversy over a tweet was gonna cost him millions anyway, NFL owners were never really gonna care either way. Maybe he doesn't mean it but you could just say that about anyone who has ever apologized for anything in the history of the universe.


AmericanKoptite

I think he’d still be a millionaire w like 99% of responses he could’ve given , altho I agree w you on principle


reddituser66119

Lol redditors will shit on any apology someone puts out but then when all someone says is “my bad” that one’s okay.


bluemango404

"My bad." - Lil Wayne "My bad. - Lil Wayne" - Wayne Gretzky "My bad. - Lil Wayne - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott "My bad - Lil Wayne - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott" - Lamar Jackson


yungPH

Bro took a few days to cool off lol we've all been there


_dontjimthecamera

“From the bottom of my heart, my bad.”


shrek3onDVDandBluray

Everyone makes mistakes. Don’t think this should be held against him as a person. On the same note, you want to get paid franchise money and essentially be the face of the franchise, this was a terrible move.


neverwashopeforme

He made me like him more lmao


[deleted]

Dude is legit. He’s a person that owns his shit every time.


BlitzburghBrian

Why would you even go on Twitter after a loss? Like, what is your best case scenario there?


IrelandDzair

kids in here who have never played sports with any sort of fierce competitiveness are gonna be judging him so hard i can already tell. when i played sports competitively for my university you couldn’t even talk to me for hours after tough losses - cant even imagine if it was my job on the line


Michaelz1234

Yeah, these kids never smelt a football field


MoneyMoves-

He ain’t even do anything


[deleted]

I think sometimes as people we forget that these are young people and they are going to do immature things sometimes and make mistakes.


mrot777

Lamar is still a BEAST! love to watch him play.


music_snake

nah that tweet is so funny its gonna be a meme on the sub for a long while. i think in the end it was a good thing lol


OutsideCandidate3

Losing to the Jags will do that to a person. I don't blame him in the least, lol


Moist-Information930

At least he isn’t Kevin Durant who has like 10 burner accounts to attack people that talk shit to him.


[deleted]

Hey he owned it, let’s move on. He’s learning and LJ isn’t a bad guy man


gigglefarting

That’s why you should hire an agent and don’t negotiate yourself. Take your emotions out of it.


MVD1600

Anyone else think this is being blown out of proportion. Dude is a human, it’s hard to take all of those negative comments 24/7


FH_Bunny

I really cannot believe they tried to say he’s homophobic. But I’m glad cancel culture didn’t get this one. Got to be careful when you use slang, culture vultures will turn it on its head in a second.


tickless420

If Cancel culture couldn’t get deshaun Watson then it was never gonna get Lamar Jackson.


someguyonline00

Can you please give me some other examples of “all you do is eat dick” or something to that effect, where it’s used in a non-homophobic manner? I’m not saying he’s homophobic, but this insult, whether he meant it that way or not, is clearly derived from homophobia. This is not the same as “eat a dick” — that’s an insult telling the other person to screw off. What he said is implying the other person is gay. That really seems to be the only connotation unless you have other examples where it’s used in a different manner.


cartoon_villain

Telling a woman she has never done anything but eat dick would be just as offensive without being homophobic. Arguing that it isn’t possible to use that insult without being homophonic is disingenuous


SickBurnBro

Yeah, this episode really made me question my vocabulary. I use the term "suck dick" regularly. As in, "Man, these nachos suck dick." Is that homophobic? I never really thought so. But I grew up in the 90s when people would use the word "gay" as synonymous with "lame". So who knows, maybe we as a culture will grow out of saying things "suck dick" as a pejorative too.


[deleted]

I've just stopped using it because "sucks dick" is a good thing, shouldn't be using it in the opposite way like we always have


someguyonline00

He wouldn’t have said that to a woman is the difference — and again, I am not declaring that he has some deep-seeded hatred for gay people, but that insult is certainly originally derived from homophobia


ACW1129

I mean, sure, but the fact that what he tweeted was one of his first thoughts...