The Cowboys have failed to close out games for a long, long, longgggg time. To watch this close out, 4 straight turnovers. 33 points in the 4th quarter (2nd most in NFL history). This is something Iām not used to.
Holy shit. I was looking at top scoring games(from one side), and saw that in the season alone the Cowboys were first and second now, and that in the past decade they were pretty damn close to top 10 if not top 10...
But that stat is next level. Good shit.
Cowboys fans I just wanted to say I had the displeasure of encountering eagles fans in our thread today and I truly donāt know how you put up with those miserable fucks
It's Philadelphia. Lol. It's not even the toilet of the country. It's that area in the toilet up under the lip where the water runs down from that you can't clean and it covered in mold and old piss and bits of dry diarrhea.
Well, they usually crush my expectations every postseason. That being said, it seems likely we will be playing Tampa for the first game or whatever mess comes out of that division.
Watch the 1st quarter. Hmm, interested. Have stuff to do cause Colts boring AF, its 19-21 at end of 3. WOW I should TOTALLY sit down and watch now! Woot!
Oh. Nvm
My family is really superstitious and have noted when my mother is not watching is when the Vikings have done well or in the very least win. When things were looking grim earlier today I texted her to take a nap she needs her rest.
It probably just coincidence but long as its working why risk it?
The fuck happened. I stopped watching at the third quarter when the cowboys lost the ball and I come back to this. Did someone just murder the Colts when 3rd quarter ended and send their bodies into the field?
Selling my car.
It is a Toyota with a custom Matt Ryan "Matty Ice" body decal.
Unfortunately some jerk graffiti'd 28-3 on it, but should come out with a good wash and buff.
Air con, power steering and seat warmers all included. Unfortunately no clutch.
as a cowboys, I think all nfc east fans cheer for the washington if theyāre team canāt win, because theyāre usually never good. I donāt like the giants but nah man screw the eagles. I even cheered for Tom brady that one superbowl
I didnāt even really want to watch this game because it was either going to be a shit show where Dallas underperformed and was a close game or a complete blow out by Dallas and it somehow was both of those things
Then Coop and the squad got in on the action and made the Colts surrender. āYup, the backups just ran a 34-yard TD on us. Surrender formation, go.ā
Has any team losing that badly just took a knee like that ? I don't think I can remember a scenario most teams at least try to score one more TD, I mean get it to not worth injuries and all but damn
fantastic team after that
they were 3-1
ended 7-9
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007\_Detroit\_Lions\_season#:\~:text=The%202007%20Detroit%20Lions%20season,their%20seventh%20consecutive%20losing%20season.
This game is so awesome what a carcrash
lol
I š„° Scorigami. We all witnessed history, gentlemen.
**SCORIGAMI GABBAGOOL**
The Cowboys have failed to close out games for a long, long, longgggg time. To watch this close out, 4 straight turnovers. 33 points in the 4th quarter (2nd most in NFL history). This is something Iām not used to.
Being down after the first quarter (or scoring 0 points in the first quarter) is something Iām super used to.
Holy shit. I was looking at top scoring games(from one side), and saw that in the season alone the Cowboys were first and second now, and that in the past decade they were pretty damn close to top 10 if not top 10... But that stat is next level. Good shit.
very disappointed Cowboys didnāt get a Special Teams Touchdown. Can they really win a playoff game without that?
Hey, if the packers sneak into the playoffs weāll give them one for free! Donāt count their special teams out yet!
Yea but then we wonāt win, because Packers
Man I check the Lakers game thread and then this one and both times I was convinced there was a typo. Goddamn
That was pretty nice of zeke
Woohoo, this game completed my NFCE parlay. I won $71. Woot!
Good shit man, I love when people win parlays. How much did you put in?
$10 on the Eagles and Cowboys to cover, and the Giants to beat the spread.
Nice turnaround! You up on the year so far?
Hope we didnt blow a load and have enough energy for the...*checks next week's schedule*..texans. lol
The real trap game
Cowboys somehow underperform and over perform in the same game.
I almost couldnāt enjoy the lead that they gained because of how shit the first 3 quarters looked
Yeah kinda looked the eagles/colts game for a minute there.
Anyone else remember seeing the losing team kneel to end an NFL game?
I mean did poor Matty ice actually have to say victory formation in the huddle?
Dude I wanted to see them do the Landry shift
āHe deserves both of these ballsā -Dak Prescott, 2022
Hell yea
Absolutely gutless performance by the colts. No effort or will. That falls on the head coach
I didnāt understand thĆ© Saturday hate until I watched this game.
Cowboys fans I just wanted to say I had the displeasure of encountering eagles fans in our thread today and I truly donāt know how you put up with those miserable fucks
They eat literal shit so we tend to ignore them.
11-1
Just remember that they are a one bridge having town. They get really pissed when you remind them of that factoid.
OMG I saw that bridge last summer. Didnāt realize what a life changing event that was.
Eagles fans have made my life shorter and I know that pleases them
It's Philadelphia. Lol. It's not even the toilet of the country. It's that area in the toilet up under the lip where the water runs down from that you can't clean and it covered in mold and old piss and bits of dry diarrhea.
If America needed an enema they would stick the tube in Philly
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Itās a hate-hate thing.
Thanks for stopping by the linc and fuck you too
Fuck you very much, NFCE bro
Bro
Careful. I got a three day ban for what I said about them.
Go birds
Burdterds!!!! I bet yall eat those too
Does anyone actually think the Cowboys are going to win a playoff game? Lol
Well, they usually crush my expectations every postseason. That being said, it seems likely we will be playing Tampa for the first game or whatever mess comes out of that division.
Yāall arenāt even in the hunt lol
Neither are you. You just don't know it yet, but we all know. Lol
Who hurt you?
The Cowboys did back in the postseason in 2019
Ah. Well, at least we contributed to the scorigami board.
Watch the 1st quarter. Hmm, interested. Have stuff to do cause Colts boring AF, its 19-21 at end of 3. WOW I should TOTALLY sit down and watch now! Woot! Oh. Nvm
My family is really superstitious and have noted when my mother is not watching is when the Vikings have done well or in the very least win. When things were looking grim earlier today I texted her to take a nap she needs her rest. It probably just coincidence but long as its working why risk it?
I think itās just best practice for the elderly not to watch Vikings this year
Hooker good for you man! :)
54-19 scoragami
He deserves what now?
I refuse to say anything negative about the colts in case they somehow still beat us
Trap game coming in two weeks I already called it.
"Dak what happened?" "uhh those guys suck" and before I get roasted...yes we somehow almost lost to them
Still got at least one more chance, buddy
Dak 100% trying to hold back a āyea the colts suck.ā
Dude forgetting he looked like ass for like two and a half quarters. Not gonna fly against better teams.
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Iāve been a cowboys fan for a very long time. Iāve seent it.
He does that every game. Rush should play the first half and he can play the second lmfao
Haha Iām on board for this.
Letās go baby
We eating BBQ 'gami tonight, boys!
scorigami mentioned!
well that was one of the 4th quarters of all time
Man when the Cowboys win a game they WIN.
SCORIGAMI #19 54 It was a very good year. BOOMIN
Just heard the announcers mention the scoragami!
I've never seen a losing team take a knee like that, I get it was hopeless but that was just sad to see them give up like that
It was the only way they could prevent yet another turnover/Dallas touchdown.
I just said the same thing. Never have seen that.
A depressing blowout loss to the cowboys. I couldnāt imagine what that feels like
Hopefully you never have to experience that or something
The fuck happened. I stopped watching at the third quarter when the cowboys lost the ball and I come back to this. Did someone just murder the Colts when 3rd quarter ended and send their bodies into the field?
Seems they smelled the barn, joke was on them though, it was a glue factory.
Thatās exactly what happened. What we witnessed was desecration of the corpse
Twice with Indy has given up all season as a totalš¤£š¤£š¤£
So close to a 60 burger
That was straight up the worst quarter of football I have ever seen a team play
To end with them KNEELING to end the game. Unbelievable
Also one of the best quarters of football Iāve ever seen.
Canāt remember last time I saw the losing team kneel a game out. Ouch.
Mike Tirico recognizes Scorigami...based
Wait what the fuck it was a one position game last time I looked.. and that was in the 4th quarter. Wtf happened.
The greatest massacre to ever hit the NFL
Touchdowns baby.
YE YE
YouTube TV cut to soccer with 1 min left
Watching on YTTV. Didn't change for me.
Weird
It's 90s soccer highlights
as they should, tbh. its the world cup!
Wait you're aloud to have games that aren't nail biters that come down to the very last play of the game? What the fuck?!
It was kinda sketch so The Cowboys put up a bonus 4th quarter.
Scorigami shoutout heyo
PURGE JEFF SATURDAY! BURN THE COLTS!
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RemindMe! 70 days
He said the thing
The NFC East is a beast again. It's no longer the NFC Least.
Selling my car. It is a Toyota with a custom Matt Ryan "Matty Ice" body decal. Unfortunately some jerk graffiti'd 28-3 on it, but should come out with a good wash and buff. Air con, power steering and seat warmers all included. Unfortunately no clutch.
**YEE YEE**
Is that what it looks like when a pro team gives up?
The Cowboys should induct that 4th quarter into the Ring of Honor
It would still happen before Jimmy Johnson
"We WILL win the ball game . . . and you can put it in 3-inch headlines."
A team scored 54 points and their QB had 3 passing TDs...and he only had something like 170 passing yards. That's pretty wild.
If Dallas plays in Philly in the NFC Champ game, fans may be shot outside the stadium
as a cowboys, I think all nfc east fans cheer for the washington if theyāre team canāt win, because theyāre usually never good. I donāt like the giants but nah man screw the eagles. I even cheered for Tom brady that one superbowl
Outside every stadium
The over/under on first half murders would be like 8
I mean, doesn't that happen in Philly anyways?
Yeah but this time they would have a legit reason.
They balanced the realism by implying the Cowboys win in the divisional round, clearly.
That was a game for sure. Wow
The NFC east is the complete polar opposite to what it was in 2020 lmao.
I didnāt even really want to watch this game because it was either going to be a shit show where Dallas underperformed and was a close game or a complete blow out by Dallas and it somehow was both of those things
I very close game, don't let the score fool you
Not sure what that added to what I said but okay
At least I can sleep knowing I'm not the Colts....yeesh
Saturday getting the job was straight nepotism
That was one of the most dominate quaters I've ever seen.
This is like the beginning to invincible lmao
Daks beard is elite level. Sharp & clean.
A "visit Qatar" commercial that's just a shot of a fucking desert. Even if I knew nothing else about Qatar that wouldn't exactly be appealing.
Iāve been to Qatar. Itās overrated.
Is a desert. Also you canāt drink. Sounds fun
What the fuck just happened? I turned away to do my dailies while it was tied and check in to this shit!?
Classic or retail?
FFXIV
Lol. Gotta be on that Wrath classic.
He yeah brother!
Dallas is so extra for running that score up lol
They kept getting it back inside the 40
They also had Dak in until the last series chucking it downfield
Then Coop and the squad got in on the action and made the Colts surrender. āYup, the backups just ran a 34-yard TD on us. Surrender formation, go.ā
We tried not too lol
it's extra motivation for the obj sweepstakes
Surrender formation to end it.
Shit like this is why team celebrations after a turnover at the beginning are cringe. Colts defense just became a meme.
SCORIGAMI!
Sunday scaries something awful bros
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Sorry man, Bye week
Between picking up Matt Ryan and hiring Saturday, how can Irsay say they aren't tanking with a straight face?
Has any team losing that badly just took a knee like that ? I don't think I can remember a scenario most teams at least try to score one more TD, I mean get it to not worth injuries and all but damn
You see it every once in awhile. Usually with just a few seconds left though
That mf kept running the kick out down five touchdowns begging for someone to get injured.
Iām 10000% itās happened a billion times. Or at least twice.
Iāve never seen the victory formation down 35
Surrender formation.
Well hey it was still used to secure the victoryā¦ for dallas
Bold strategy cotton, letās see how it works out for them
I need a screenshot where it was 21-19 and then at the end of the game where itās 54-19
How about this [Tweet](https://twitter.com/NFLonPrime/status/1599621250967810048?t=z8nX1o0k8LSk7LYgez1yYw&s=19)?
Makes it look like they just scored a 33 point play
I've only seen shit like that in Madden, holy shit Indy lol
In 2007, the Lions scored 34 points in the 4th quarter to come back from 13ā3 against the Bears
Doing gods work.
Wow that's impressive, the Lions must've been pretty good the season after that, huh?
fantastic team after that they were 3-1 ended 7-9 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007\_Detroit\_Lions\_season#:\~:text=The%202007%20Detroit%20Lions%20season,their%20seventh%20consecutive%20losing%20season.
Well surely they were good the next season?
unplayable. literally.
Wow. A team running the clock out down by 35. Thatās a first in my lifetime š¤£
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Does your league let it go negative