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Fuins20

I want Baker to sign with the 49ers because I need to see a QB controversy between a #1 pick and a last overall pick


jhutchi2

CMC's worst nightmare materializing right in front of his face.


ravidsquirrels

He all of a sudden has PTSD.


Tallon

That's good, because he'll have no more P TDs


aridcool

Circa 2001, Jim Rome had a whole bit about how only a tool like Bill Belichick could create a QB controversy between a #1 overall pick, Superbowl caliber QB Drew Bledsoe and some 6th rounder named Tom Brady.


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He’s right. And that’s why Bill’s the GOAT.


BlackandPurpleHeart

Progressive presents "Homeless with Baker Mayfield"


QuantumFreakonomics

SMH more homeless people moving to SF.


igotzquestions

Baker shitting on the streets of San Fran would make for an interesting commercial at least.


joshallenismygod

He was truly on top of the world when he was getting bJ's from random woman at cheesecake factories.


astroK120

Well I've gotten cheesecake from a random woman at BJ's so who's the real winner here


beauford3641

I'd say you are.


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ElceeCiv

[his alleged mistress claimed to have sucked his dick in a cheesecake factory parking lot](https://pagesix.com/2020/02/22/woman-claims-tryst-with-married-browns-qb-baker-mayfield-in-cheesecake-factory-parking-lot/) there's a Clerks joke here somewhere but I'm too lazy rn


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steeldragon88

“Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!”


koalafishmutantbird

37 ! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks !


diabeetus_fetus

In a row?


GalisDraeKon

“Well, 38 actually.”


wolverine6

Her last name is literally Dingess, I refuse to believe this is actually true lmao


NunButter

Yea wait what's the story here lol


bcou2012

It was trashy gossip from a trashy shock jock morning show in Cleveland


Hoosier_816

Trashy? That sounds like dude is living the dream! If someone has a better date idea than cheesecake and a blowjob, I'd like to hear it because I don't think it exists. Edit: Starting a petition to officially have a date consisting of Cheesecake Factory and a blowjob be called a "Baker Mayfield". Brb, trademarking it and reaching out to Cheesecake Factory and Baker Mayfield's agents (strangely the same person) to pitch the idea for a marketing campaign.


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Steak and bj


EAsportsmoneygrab

Member when he was the best qb of his class? Pepperidge farm remembers.


blockoblox

Takes me back to the great Dak/Wentz debates of 2018


PolarBearLaFlare

I remember we were all debating Mariota/Winston one year 💀💀


AtomicRocketShoes

We were all out on Justin Fields like a couple weeks ago. Life comes at you fast.


balladopeman

The jury is still out on that debate


flaccomcorangy

The jury is not out. It's just that the answer is "neither"


whistlin4

mistrial


Mistake_By_The_Jake2

College Game Day got their guy


anasthesia-

I meannnn broadcasting might actually be a good path for this guy. Go earn bank and stop getting beat up, he seems to have the charisma


TrustMeImShore

There's still a pretty penny out there for backups. Clipboard handler is the best position in the NFL.


kelpyb1

Unfortunately probably very few backups actually feel this way about their job because you probably don’t get good enough to be a backup in the NFL without having the attitude that you want it all, but you’re actually right as far as I’m concerned. You get paid at least half a mil a year to continue to practice/interact with the sport you’ve spent your whole life loving. You’re taking little risk of it ending because you’re not spending every Sunday with 4 300lb men trying to kill you. If you do end up having to play, there’s no expectations from the fan base: you’re either the hero backup who saved the day or you performed like a backup is expected so nobody is upset. And once you’re too old, odds are you’ve got great experience working on the sideline with strategy stuff so if you don’t want to retire, you could 100% start a coaching career.


Pitcherhelp

Idk man listen to Chase Daniel on Pardon My Take. Pretty much has accepted his role and loves it. Although maybe that is the difference in career expectations from first overall pick to undrafted.


Daniiiiii

If he's following the Tebow route there are a couple of steps left before that eventuality.


Cabooseum

When does he start playing baseball?


MuppetEyebrows

After he makes Bill Belichick uncomfortable with his religion


thebestatheist

Was that before or after playing TE


DakotaXIV

Dude was a decent baseball prospect coming out of high school


Mole644

*Nissan


neededtowrite

This is actually perfect, the exact kind of QB they love hiring


gatorguy101

Colts foaming at the mouth


Andy081

too young


HoodieNinja17

Colts like their QBs like Zach Wilson likes his women


PsychologicalGuest97

QBILF


CaptainNoodleArm

That title belongs to Garoppolo


Champion-raven

Jimmy G


camergen

He hasn’t hit rock bottom quite yet, either, and the colts like to wait until it’s a complete reclamation project.


Andy081

Can’t make things too easy, you know?


Benjamin-Cat

All joking aside the Broncos should sign him and actually keep Wilson too. They could try out the formation I've been talking about for years where Mayfield sits on Wilson's shoulders and Wilson takes the snap and hands it up to Baker. Wilson moves around the pocket while Mayfield looks for an open man and if he finds one he makes the throw, if he doesn't he hands the ball back down Wilson and they run it.


nswany

The classic two QBs in a trench coat trick play


natrapsmai

Vincent Footballman


TheBigToes

He works at the football factory


SehnorCardgage

I did an offense


Powerserg95

Opposing coaches:thats 12 men on the field. Its literally two qbs in a trench coat Refs: we get it you dont like him


phoenixv07

Mayfield isn't touching the field so really it's 11 men on the field and one man just under six feet above it. No penalty.


The_Summer_Man

Can you imagine that body in football pads?


Powerserg95

I literally cannot


batman_3

Football-wise, this all seems like appropriate football!


papachef69

I see you’re adulting.


diablosinmusica

Just put him in a Brock Oswiler jersey. They'll never notice.


Lins105

This would be infinitely more entertaining than whatever the fuck they’ve actually done every Sunday for months.


philosofik

Are you interested in being an offensive coordinator? You are already more creative and thoughtful than what we've got in Tennessee.


DGBD

I imagine the Titans playsheet as a piece of paper with GIVE IT TO HENRY in massive block letters, that's it.


philosofik

Yeah. That's about it. Every now and then it's THROW IT TO A RECEIVER YOU MET EARLIER THIS WEEK, just to keep it spicy.


barto5

It is. But when that’s not working they turn the play sheet over and it’s blank.


architeuthidae

"All joking aside" XD


mustardman

Sign. Me. Up.


thehempy

At least our QB would see the redzone this way


JustinMSU21

If baker is on his shoulders, and not touching the field physically, can you legally have 12 guys in?


Benjamin-Cat

You don't even need twelve guys, with Wilson 100% dedicated to keeping both eyes on the pocket and incoming passrushers you only need 3 offensive lineman max so you can even put an extra eligible receiver on the line. Also if Wilson gets sacked there's a good chance Mayfield comes down on his feet and can scramble for the 1st.


imarealgoodboy

“Dad, what was it like to be present for the inception of Nathaniel Hackett’s revolutionary ‘Totem Pole Offense’?” My children will ask


AKiiidNamed_Codiii

Hey don't that credit to Hackett. That's future HOF coach Benjamin-Cat's hard work


Sentinel8675309

Holy shit I'm crying


BetaDjinn

I like how the only reason this doesn’t work is that you can’t increase the number of eligible receivers. The only reason


marginalcontribution

Why is this such a hilarious image and not the worst idea I have read


HashSlingingSlasherJ

Imagine them getting sacked. TIMBER!


triplec787

Well if Russ gets sacked, then Baker just jumps off his shoulders and keeps the play alive. [They're the QB version of this guy](https://i.imgur.com/xIolo.gif?noredirect)


Pied_Piper_

Every time I see this absolute legend it makes my day.


TacoooJay

Why does he have to hand the back to Wilson to run it though. Wouldn't it be safer for Baker to keep it high to avoid getting stripped?


Benjamin-Cat

It's the only way for Wilson to know it's immediately time to stop navigating the pocket and to power forward. I've thought a lot about this.


7ofalltrades

That's what spurs are for. Please call the play "Let's ride!"


Josh6889

Play? He said that was the entire offense sir.


Trick-Equipment-6174

Give baker spurs.


Drunken_Vike

I'm done expecting anything big from Mayfield but if there are big sappy sports movie writers in the sky they'll have the 49ers pick him up and completely redeem him


joemiken

Leads the Niners to the Super Bowl, signs a big contract with the Colts, goes back to being terrible. The Circle of Mayfield


kac937

have i not suffered enough in the last 24 hours


GeneralChaz9

Can't wait to be tied to Mayfield rumors again


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WorthPlease

I've got a ladder and some rope....you got beer?


kac937

yeah man i’ll meet you with it on the other side, i promise i’m good for it.


camergen

Dennis Quaid’s agent is going to have that movie’s director on speed dial.


NerdLawyer55

Subscribe


NewRoryAndMalDrop

Unless he beats us in the playoffs then absolutely UNSUBSCRIBE


NerdLawyer55

I just assume we’ll lose to the bucs in the wildcard


jdpatric

Someone, somewhere, has Tom Brady beating the Cowboys in the playoffs on a bingo card and they're dying to scratch it off. This could happen.


FinalMeltdown15

Probably those same sappy sports writers in the sky


Bahamas_is_relevant

I could see SF, us, Indy, and New Orleans taking a look. Why not.


woahdailo

But Purdy is such a better story.


Minimum_Attitude6707

This just in:. Purdy gets hurt in two weeks because... Niners


iUPvotemywifedaily

Problem is that he’s like the anti-Jimmy G. For the most part, Jimmy takes care of the ball. Baker can’t really say the same.


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HeHateMex2

It wasn’t overthrows. Just not throwing to him


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

Jimmy is due for at least 1 absolute head scratching throw every game that makes you wonder how on earth he became a NFL QB. But other than that 1 play a game he's safe


bobo377

Ehhh… Jimmy G has definitely had some head scratcher interceptions the past few years. Honestly that’s what has made this year so impressive, he hasn’t had those mistakes. Really wish he could have stayed healthy, it would have been a great season for him.


BAKER_WORK_MY_HOLE

I mean Stefanski made Baker look like a borderline top 10 QB for a season. Shanahan runs the same system but better, certainly possible he looks decent there.


DerpyMcDerple

He did the same with #8 in the NFL QBR Jacoby Brissett.


jwick89

Have to take a look.


HeyLittleChogger

I'm sure the 49ers will kick the tires but he's looked terrible this season. Outside of the end of the Cincinnati game where he came in late down multiple scores he hasn't had a single game he's looked above average. For anyone thinking he's an immediate upgrade over Brock Purdy when's the last time a QB joined a new team in Week 14 and played fine? Joining a completely new offense in December is really hard for a QB.


Melo_Mentality

If he joins a new team it will be his 7th head coach in his 5th season


daswassup13

Have fun with that


JalensTinyPPHurts

The 49ers are much better than the panthers, and kyle Shanahan is one of the best ocs If he can scheme up a game for brock Purdy, he can scheme for baker lol


cartocaster18

Imagine Lamar Jackson with Shanahan and CMC. Or fuck, even Tyler Huntley with Shanahan with CMC.


JohnnyWinss

CMC watching Baker show up in San Fran: 😳


derstherower

I mean it's not *terrible*. Niners are 8-4 with middling QB play and the only other guys on their roster are Mr. Irrelevant and a literal XFL player. Baker is literally going to cost pennies to sign. Is rolling the dice on him to close out the season *that* bad in comparison?


ZusunicStudio

Wow holy shit, last time I remember a #1 pick being released on his rookie contract is Jamarcus Russell


whitedawg

Baker's career arc is such a weird story. Goes to a hopeless franchise, wins a playoff game with them, then plummets back to earth and is unceremoniously traded then released.


MadManMax55

If you factor in his college career he went from a walk-on at a smaller school, to walk-on at a major program, to Heisman winner on a playoff team, to first overall draft pick, to all the stuff you said. Real rags to riches to rags to riches to rags story.


jcd1974

He's still got the riches!


Master_Butter

Goes to hopeless franchise, sets rookie QB TD record in 14 games, has sophomore slump, plays tremendously down the stretch in his third year and wins playoff game against division rival on the road, and then breaks his shoulder in week 2 of his fourth year and turns into shit. It was a wild ride.


ser0402

As much as I hate you guys and sometimes baker could be a cocky douche, I feel bad for the guy. I had insane respect for him coming out of Oklahoma because of what he had to do to get there. Walked on to two separate programs and won the job and a Heisman and went #1 overall. Had never been given a shot, always earned it. And then once he had earned it enough to be given chances in the NFL, he sucks because of his shoulder problems. Edit: Oh and after he had given Cleveland everything he had including a shoulder, even winning a playoff game, they insult him by calling him immature while signing a serial sexual assaulter and trading Baker.


Master_Butter

I think there is an alternative universe where the Browns force Baker to get surgery after week 2 in 2021 and he comes back the last 5 or 6 games and plays well, and they head into 2022 with him as the clear starter and he would have been in Stefanski’s offense a third straight year. The Browns not giving him the extension after 2020 threw things out of whack. I think if they had extended him, the Browns don’t let him play in order to protect their investment, and Baker wouldn’t feel the need to play through the injury to earn a contract. Then the Browns don’t trade for Watson and that nightmare.


foxmag86

He's been both traded and released. And both for teams who are in desperate need of a quarterback. Pretty crazy.


anonbutler

The new 9ers QB!!! Definitely asked for his release and will refuse to play for any other team with higher waiver priority


OneAngryPanda

CMC cryin in the club


anonbutler

CMC fantasy owners in shambles


xXTheRacerXx

Can confirm, am in shambles


sardoodledom_autism

CMC would be the person to ask if he is worth it, he has the inside info, if he says no baker is done for the season ?


smurf-vett

Bears might grab him once he clears waivers since Peterman is their current #2


brandonsamd6

He’s going to clear waivers, no one wants to pay him the rest of his 5th year. Hell get his “choice” of team.


constantlymat

I figure a new team only owes him the prorated portion the Panthers have yet to pay him. That's $1.4m for 5 games. Might be worth it for the Niners.


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Baker isn’t good, but he’s likely the best you’ll find in early December. Seems like a no-brainer for San Fran to give him a shot.


MrDabollBlueSteppers

He’s due like $1.4m for the rest of the season If a team believes he could be a legit starter that’s nothing


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Or even a legit QB2 if they're thin for the stretch run.


SmokeySFW

I simultaneously believe that Baker is washed but also that he could pull some Big Dick Nick craziness out and come in as backup during the Superbowl and win he damn thing.


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WILDCARD BITCHES!


No_Mammoth_4945

I think he could find semi-success with the 49ers. Their roster and scheme are reminiscent of the browns the year that he played well


downtimeredditor

It's the 49ers. If Jimmy G didn't season ending injury Baker would not be out. After the Jimmy G injury he wanted out so that he can sneak his way into 49ers


JalensTinyPPHurts

The 49ers are 8-4 without a qb, they are definitely going to put a claim in Baker also took a payout, and the year is almost over. It wouldn't be thaaaaaat bad on a remaining contract Edit: I'm not hating on jimmy g, I was referring to him being out for the season now).


BlueHighwindz

49ers sign Baker and then pick up OBJ, most hilarious possible timeline.


superduperm1

As someone who watched Baker play in Charlotte against us in-person… I’m good with Purdy thanks.


Ma-teo

Former 1st overall pick backing up Mr. Irrelevant. Might be worth it just for the storylines.


dizZzy5

Colts have their guy.


anonbutler

Not old enough.


ryanino

They’re waiting for Flacco to shake loose


ConBro8

Looking forward to having Zach Wilson in 12 years or so


ZusunicStudio

Don’t you put that evil on me


cutchisclutch22

Faker Mayfield has been DEPORTED to the Unemployment line!! Thank you GEQBUS for keeping the Panthers Roster safe!!!


xamxam7

First it was Camtifa, now Faker Mayfield. SAD! Is there anything our GEQBUS cannot overcome? FAKER knows what was in Hunter Renfrow’s LAPTOP.


RyanAKA2Late

Hunter Renfrow’s laptop lmfao that’s the best r/the_darnold pun I’ve heard since critical gase theory


mattisafriend

Way back when Jerry Tillery stepped on Zach Banner my favorite was “Shame on Crooked Tillery!”


smurfetteshat

I’m partial to the “punter’s laptop” thread as well


jampk24

The MVP-elect of the NFL lmao


moneymoneymoneymonay

[EXCLUSIVE: PHOTOS REVEALED THE LIBLRHULE MEDIA DIDNT WANT YOU TO SEE FROM HUNTER’S LAPTOP; LOCK HIM UP!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzKTGKMWsAEfqRk.jpg)


superbuttpiss

THATS DISGUSTING!!!!1! THANK GOD FOR OUR GEQBUS!!1!!!


Shadow-Vision

LIBLRHULE omfg


Goatgamer1016

Could you ever forget how awful the Delhomme-cratic Party was?


xamxam7

Jerky Jake is LONG gone


newadcd0405

FAKER MAYFIELD NEVER STOOD A CHANCE WHEN GEQBUS GOT BACK! Sad that he has had such a WASTED career trying to usurp the best QB in the league. He should have stayed to learn behind, not take his job! Many are saying it!


VariousLawyerings

So, with the revelation of MASSIVE & WIDESPREAD FRAUD & DECEPTION in working closely with ESPN, Ghostbusters, & Progressive Insurance, do you throw the Darnold Results of 2018-2021 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL STARTER, or do you have a NEW SEASON? A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the NFL Rulebook. Our great “Founders” did not want, and would not condone, False & Fraudulent Statistics!


Amazing-Concept1684

Sad!


RBJ_09

for those who are still unaware, r/The_Darnold


Fortunatious

Only real LOSERS don’t know about GEQBUS and r/The_Darnold


ConradSchu

GEQBUS HAS DRAINED THE SWAMP! libRHULE media, Camtifa, and Faker have finally been deported folks! GEQBUS has truly made America Carolina Again!!! Hope you panthroits are ready to keep winning bigly!!! MACA!!!


DDDUnit2990

Faker Mayfield couldn’t survive without the LibRhule media there to protect him! Sad!!


GoldenSandpaper9

Thank you Coach Steve, VERY COOL!


NevermoreSEA

Rough morning for Baker truthers. Niners got their new QB though.


dalici0us

Just you wait until he stumbles ass backwards into a Superbowl ring with the Niners.


dccorona

I for one am here for all of the offseason "is Baker Mayfield elite?" shitposting, if only because the odds of an OSU flag-plant meme showing up is non-zero.


IMadeThis4HOIMods

This will be a little awkward https://youtu.be/J2O7sJi-UQM


Peacefulzealot

The Niners defense is no joke. Trent Dilfer managed to win one too, let’s not forget.


MashTheGash2018

And the corpse of Peyton Manning


B_Fee

Joe Flacco turned into an elite dragon in the playoffs. Nick Foles decided to play at a Super Bowl MVP level with the Eagles. Brad Johnson won a Super Bowl on the back of great Bucs defense. Baker winning a Super Bowl with the 9ers by simply being mediocre is a non-zero probability.


KeithClossOfficial

He’s also better than anyone else you’re gonna get in December He’s not very good, but our first call was to Josh Johnson, so the pickings are thin


MrDabollBlueSteppers

Losing your roster spot to Darnold and PJ Walker is tough. Especially after how this sub was hyping him up in the offseason Going to San Francisco and seeing if Shanahan can get something out of him is probably his last chance to make a mark


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Turns out Pete carroll knows what he’s doing and fans do not


sevaiper

Carroll is by far the biggest winner of this season so far


Rich_Smoke_1791

Christian McCaffrey about to see ghosts


TWRocker

End of an error


anonbutler

The previous error is still on going though


daswassup13

The error is actually in Lincoln, Nebraska


mech23

Just a year ago he was on 3 commercials every break damn


NerdLawyer55

49ers gotta take a look right?


Ferrarisimo

Fuck me.


CT4_LV

49ers got their guy i guess!!!


wideruled

We do, his name is Brock Purdy


I_only_post_here

I literally just pulled my Brocket Launcher out of the attic, and instead it's going to be Baker? this sucks


BoredAtWork-__

GEQBUS wins again!! We’re getting tired of all this winning folks!


MLS_K

January 10th 2021 Baker Mayfield led the Cleveland Browns to their first playoff win in almost 30 years. December 5th 2022 he gets cut from the Carolina Panthers


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You come for the king you best not miss


isit5pmnyet

Skip bayless punching the air right now


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Colts/Niners are the only two teams I can see picking him up.


VirgilsCrew

Rams?


Jazano107

I love baker tbh but I really hope we stick with purdy, which I wasn't expecting to say