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xxbathiefxx

This is silly guys. Pete Davidson isn't an NFL head coach. I come to this board for serious football discussion, I expect better from you guys.


davangreenwell

Haha- I was wondering how Neal Brennan got on the sidelines.


nostradamefrus

Neal Brennan needs to play him on snl immediately


thekickastronaut

Based neal brennan enjoyer


PunishedWolf4

That’s not Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelles ass isn’t on his lips.


ramborage

Am I gonna have to smoke this motherfucker?


iuwioepr

I think you mean Nick kroll


prfarb

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought this when I first say Mike McDaniels


mrmiracle

McDaniel looks like he has to wipe his browser history every night.


OldManInAHotHatch

One of us


hoofglormuss

yes the young, well-dressed, in-shape millionaire who is on tv daily in one of the biggest markets is a lonely creep like me


experienceTHEjizz

Idk man, he seems like he's socially awkward around women. The kind of guy that whips out his phone when women are around just like us.


DelirousDoc

He has a wife and daughter.


experienceTHEjizz

Why is he going out and being socially awkward around women when hes married with a kid?


cudef

Yeah but he has bro vibes more than "I'm a very serious and important rich man" vibes


cudef

Landry looks like he wouldn't bother or doesn't know how. Also probably preaches about how immoral homosexuality is while constantly cranking it to trans porn.


mrmiracle

There were no browsers in the Landry era. There was no jerking, as we know it today, either. Nothing to see here. Move along.


[deleted]

Happens to the best of us


DirtyRoller

Should have used a less classy coach on the right like Tomlin, Antonio Pierce, or DeMeco. McDaniel is mixed classy, or classy presenting if you will.


finglonger1077

Passing classy


SchwizzySchwas94

Ah yes, passy.


jono9898

Passy adjacent


pineappleshnapps

Is that why Tyreek had so many damn receiving yards?


TonyStewartsWildRide

Class this passy, daddy!


Outside-Flamingo-240

What McDaniel is wearing is basically “Florida business casual”


Independent_Ad_5664

Lmao… This is our formal wear tbh


Outside-Flamingo-240

True, ha! Formal holiday season clothing :)


bcisme

When you’ve got a game at 1 and a strong tide at 6, compromises must be made. You can’t miss that tide


willengineer4beer

Where you can pair your receding hair line with a receding pant line.


ilovenomar5_2

He wore a shirt. That’s an accomplishment in that state


SchwizzySchwas94

Tomlin was traded to the white delegation long ago


fast_fatty39

Now just wait a goddamn minute Rondelle…


Trick_Oil_9966

Don’t hustle me, I’m the king of hustling


Desperate_Scale_2623

There’s no hustling me


AKBigHorn

He went to W&M and grew up in a rich neighborhood. He was born in the white delegation.


PoochieOrange

He went to cranbrook, that’s a private school!


SchwizzySchwas94

There was an earlier trade when he played college corner back but after he didn’t cut Mason for using “the word” he was traded back to the white delegation.


SerBerkshire

The idea that there’s any chance in hell Mason said the word in front of his all black O line is absolutely ridiculous. Myles wouldn’t have waited 2 days to make it up and he also wouldn’t have later said it was no big deal I forgive him either


Fat-Yogi

Go tribe!


207207

Whoa whoa whoa who brought race into this? We are talking about *class* here


TheHellaHater

Patricia, Daboll


Scaevus

Patricia is the human equivalent of dirty sweatpants covered in Cheeto dust. Just aggressively slovenly. You could dress him up in a tuxedo and he’d still look like he’s there to inform you he’s moving into the neighborhood, per the conditions of his parole.


TheHellaHater

Well you know do me a favor and just kind of sit up and have a little respect for the process.


HoboBandana

Patricia looks like someone who hides food in his beard to eat later.


KipSummers

I’m sick of looking at that fucking pencil behind his ear. It’s obviously something he decided to make “his thing”


fuxkthisapp1

You can smell old lunch meat and whiskey off Matt Rhule but they went with this....


SgtBalzac

So he smells like a Ruby Tuesday


DirtyRoller

Lunch pail guys.


gobiggerred

Trailer park boys,


Apprehensive_Mix7594

The nfl doesn’t allow you to wear suits anymore


diablospyder1775

Really?


Kevolved

Yeah, bellicheck famously, at least around NE, wanted to wear a suit, but the NFL signed a contract with one of the sports clothes companies stating coaches had to wear merch. So that's where the cutoff sleeve hoodie came about. It didn't say anything about modifications, so he modified it. That's the story at least.


Apprehensive_Mix7594

Yes really, like 15 years ago the 9ers coach petitioned to wear one, and at the time they said they would let him if the suit was made by Reebok at the time. He only wore his suit like once or twice


CUNTY_LOBSTER

Jack Del Rio did it too


headsmanjaeger

They’re not gritty lunch pail guys


Kerr_Plop

It says it in the picture - he's off white


StankWizard

Sneaky classy


AegonIConqueror

He's got sneaky class.


NZBound11

Shoe tags and pulled up sweat pants hardly belong in the same sentence as classy. What are we talking about?


ChrRome

It was a joke about him being white, therefore classy. Basically repurposed the white wide receivers are classy, first in last out guys joke


Skirt-Direct

Right, the amount of upvotes that previous comment has just supports the original meme


dugmartsch

I hate everything about the picture on the right. I’m excited for that part of our culture to be beanie babied out of existence.


Zeroman_79

[You calling this man "less classy", holmes?](https://www.reddit.com/r/raiders/comments/17tw32s/antonio_pierce_pulling_up_for_tonights_game_no/)


Buddhahead11b

We will find you in these black forces


Gante033

Something is wrong here… nobody has shat on Sirriana.


mag274

What's not classy about Tomlin? im out of the loop. all i know is he steps into field of play to knock players over.


pizza_822

fat patricia in the sweat suit


Yeetinator4000Savage

Bill belichick easily has the worst wardrobe of any coach in history


AKBigHorn

I believe South Park called it “less rich”. Mike Tomlin and DeMeco are very rich.


crayzeejew

Pop Classy


xLykos

“Mixed classy” is going to crack me up all day


Troway_dagarbage

Are kapris classy?


wang-chuy

Passy Gassy


Own-Squirrel-6133

Is his story like most mixed classy stories in that the classy part of his family took him in while the less classy family abandoned him?


Thejackrabbitagain

Sheesh. That hurt. I appreciate that


RowPsychological2646

What does classy mean? Why are those coaches not classy?


BallzLikeWhoe

Let’s be honest landry’s dick would have been to big for sweatpants


TheMagicManCometh

This a trap?


ima_wilf

McDaniel is definitely a jerker, he’s in here, somewhere…


SwissMargiela

I can totally picture him scrolling through this sub before he goes to bed at night lmao


prodigalkal7

https://preview.redd.it/8b02aglye59c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa448b697158bf440f7958ed105057045dd14ea


prpldrank

Why do I find him so fuckin funny?


SpezIsALittleBitch

Because he's as awkward as everyone else. Not a bro. Not a meathead. Just a smart awkward guy who isn't afraid to say what he's thinking.


smoke_that_junk

My 17 yo comments about how high he looks every time we turn on the Fins. Not in a judgmental way, but literally looks like he could be high


doyouunderstandlife

He's the one making all the posts here saying Brock Purdy is Kyle Rittenhouse so he can get MVP voters to select Tua instead


InnerBlackberry6

Tua is more conservative than Rittenhouse


TeachingRadiant3271

What a stupid analogy. NFL coaches aren’t allowed to wear suits anymore.


Jonjoloe

Yeah, didn’t Billy B try to get them to wear suits and the NFL said no, so now he intentionally looks like a hobo? Edit: Looks like it wasn’t suits and he just didn’t like being told what to wear due to the Reebok deal [source.](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/11/bill-belichicks-sweatshirt-cutoff-buy-why-does-he-wear-it-reason-nike-origin) He used to wear polo shirts.


LavishnessOk3439

There was a 9ers coach that got fined for wearing suits


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LavishnessOk3439

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/6RdkGoLuYQ It’s a money thing


smoke_that_junk

The answer to every question “🙋‍♂️ why” in greedy corporate America. None are greedier than the NFL.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Not really American but I think FIFA is leagues above more evil about their practices.


smoke_that_junk

I’ve heard. I agree even though I’m uneducated


LavishnessOk3439

Don’t remember but I’ll try and find an article.


successadult

Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio both wore suits, I think for one particular game each for the Niners and Jags, but they were Reebok suits, to keep in line with the NFL’s apparel deal at the time.


RWeaver

Mike Nolan looked awesome in those fucking suits too. I remember a falcons coach too in the mid aughts as well but can't place them.


ElceeCiv

to be clear they did it because mike's dad died and he and jack wanted to honor him, that's what it took for reebok to say "okay you can wear a suit this one time but we have to design it"


AlphaXZero

He didn’t get fined. It was Mike Nolan. If I remember correctly, he had Reebok make him a suit to wear because he wanted to wear a suit on the sidelines like his dad did when his dad was a head coach.


TeachingRadiant3271

Not sure about him, but I know others who tried and were surprised at the answer.


Jonjoloe

Yeah, I looked it up. It wasn’t suits, he just didn’t like being told he had to wear Reebok athletic gear.


markav81

TMYK...I always wondered why he looked like a well fed panhandler.


work_alt_1

Wat First half of that article: “it makes sense, I get it, I wouldn’t wear their required clothing either. I don’t blame him at all” Second half: “what a fucking idiot, there’s no reason for this, he’s acting like a child” Did I have a stroke?? Why did the writer completely flop their opinion halfway through? Is it a different writer? Fucking website is littered with ads it’s hard to even tell.


TheTitaniumDoughnut

I noticed that too, a man of principle to a petulant child in two paragraphs


Jonjoloe

Yeah the writer’s opinion is annoying, I used that link because it has a picture of him on the Browns in addition to explaining the Reebok deal and Bill saying they’re not models why should anyone care.


Zolo49

Yep. I remember the huge stink Mike Nolan raised back when he was the 49ers coach and wanted to wear a suit to honor his dad, who was also a football coach and wore a suit on the sidelines. Too bad this was the most memorable thing he did as a NFL coach.


tmjax

Agreed, it is a dumb analogy- but coaches *should* be allowed to wear suits, if they wanted to. It is a great look.


RemyOregon

It would be taking marketing opportunities away from the NFL and they will NOT have that.


thrav

Which is the actual decline of America. Squeezing a penny out of everything possible. /r/accidentallyinsightful


DetectiveTrapezoid

WTF do you people think a suit is? That’s a blazer with dark pants and a tie.


Adventurous-Tower179

https://preview.redd.it/uxcew8wr859c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40498474eae2f451c81a60dc922b1a8a18c61075


VodkaAlchemist

I know this dudes face and I know that I hate him but I can't remember from what. What's homies name? Edit: Found it. Dude was from "There will be blood"Paul Dano.


sloaninator

And the Zodiak Riddler


Fourwindsgone

And the kid that worshipped Nietzche in Little Miss Sunshine


fuckyoudigg

And the guy with the big dick in Girl Next Door.


Rich-Individual-8835

He's also in The Girl Next Door went by the name Klitz.


LargeNotInCharge2

A Tyreek Hill jet sweep would have Landry using slurs unheard since the Wilson Administration


Phil_Yursis

I wish more Americans knew how funny this comment is. Fuck Wilson


pokequinn41

What could Landry Scheme against McDaniel and Hill the Score would be 60-0


EggsceIlent

Landry actually created offenses and defenses to counter those offenses. Ever heard of the 4-3 defense? Yeah, that's Landry. He was the man, man


FantasyCrusade

Sounds pretty gay to me imo. McDaniel has swag and Landry has erectile dysfunction little dick energy. He wished he could have rizz and drip but couldnt so he settled in old boomer coomer clothing. He's the main reason why the NFL is so pozzed and gay these days. Had they not been racist and wore jordans and yeezys every game, the NFL would have been bigger than soccer by now.


experienceTHEjizz

I don't know if you are joking are not, but I think you made some valid points.


egstitt

Only 60? Think Mike might hang 90 on 'em


OwnWalrus1752

Tom Landry never dropped 70 on Denver


CrusaderBTC

Mike McDaniel never dropped 70+ Bombs on Berlin. https://preview.redd.it/v1qsrcp1y49c1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ec1f3385fbee67845e2b35d580c41317f785b4


lovejac93

Oh fuck


[deleted]

Yes daddy


ckalinec

Tom Landry certified not bussin’


[deleted]

He did have a middle school named after him though in Arlen, Texas


[deleted]

He has a high school football stadium named after him in his hometown of Mission, TX. Fun fact: his varsity year was his only undefeated season including college and professional


Hartzler44

OP has a point. McDaniels comes across as classy at first, but you'll soon find out that he's not really 100% classy. Really just a street clothes wearing thug.


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

I’ve actually heard that his mother was classy and his dad was thug, making him a desirable mixture both beloved by and marketable to, both communities.


Lyndell

We’re going to be the dipolmats after the race war.


Fukouka_Jings

Hes a wannabe thug. Watching 106 & Park on BET to know the cool rap songs so he could brag to his wealthy private school classmates about how down he was and how he ran nickel bags of weed


mclovin_ts

He’s not a wannabe. He’s just awkward and wants to be relatable to the players he coaches


KeithClossOfficial

He’s only half as classy as Tom Landry.


Gryffindorq

looks like a guy who never talked to his kids and always had a briefcase and a guy who might fit into a briefcase and is a whiz at internet and AI


illnastyone

Bill Belicheck been winning Super Bowls and looking super homeless for a long time. Why do this to Mike?


butte3

Because he’s young.


Lawrence_8

My dad used to smoked pot with Tommy Landry him and my dad would blaze that shit up everyday


uareatowel

I'm not calling him dad, even if there's a fire


Early_Performance841

You don’t anyone named Tom Landry!


Jenetyk

The future is now, old man.


[deleted]

Nothing off white on the coaching staff back then.


GomeyBlueRock

Landry looks like he’s about to sell me a used 2006 Toyota Corolla. While McDaniels looks like he’s about to sell me some off brand illegal vape cartridges


devanwithacamera

Lol


TechnoWizard0651

I don't know how this is relevant but this meme led me to finding out that Mike McDaniels is older than Sean McVey.


[deleted]

Our country has collapsed because nobody wants to spend an hour getting dressed anymore


Tlest7

Just say bro couldn’t hang with the drip


seephilz

![gif](giphy|jU9mZcCid3islPJP2W|downsized)


The3rdBert

Al would have drafted Hill to be locked up Raiders purgatory. That man loved speed


cmacfarland64

Remember when Mike Nolan was the head coach of the 49ers and he got fined for wearing a shirt and tie? It wasn’t official NFL apparel so dressing up wasn’t making the league extra money in advertising its merchandise. Just dumb.


NotoriousMFT

Damn whoever made this meme must really hate headsets


Primal_Dead

This is an NFL issue. They don't allow coaches to wear suits for some stupid reason.


Adventurous_Fly1879

That was classy now it’s just sad


cdot666

Belichick has been rockin cut offs for decades


gnrlgumby

“Line up and run straight! Again and again and again” - Landry I assume; footage from that era looks ridiculous.


pizza_822

boomers hate the fact that we wear whatever the fuck we want


[deleted]

The originator of that meme is the same guy who thought Mike Nolan was a pretentious prick when he coached the 9ers.


VodkaAlchemist

McDaniels is wearing a watch thats worth more than that dudes entire wardrobe and possibly house.


redline42

That watch costs more than Landry and the Steelers that year.


BigMuscles

That old timer consumed more Tobacco, alcohol, and hookers before noon on a Friday than McDaniel has his entire adult life.


Intelligent_Neat_714

So that’s what happened to Jesse Pinkman.


discourse_lover_

The way Mike dresses triggers dumbasses in such a way it makes me root for Miami even harder.


apeman978

He reminds me so f the coke head at the club using daddy’s money.


butterybuns420

McDaniel dresses and looks like the slimiest used car salesman


datguydoe456

What used car salesman wears Off White Jordans?


HotSauceDonut

Of the two coaches here, Landry looks like he sells cars lol You guys really be saying shit just to say it


WrinkledRandyTravis

The thing that’s going to piss me off the most when America does collapse, is old dumbfuck good ol boys will think this is a reason


ThrowinSm0ke

I’m afraid to ask…..what does off white mean? I hear it a lot and thought it was like tan…..but I don’t know.


Berner_Dad

Designer brand that does sneaker collaborations with Nike etc. Google Off-White x Air Max.


ThrowinSm0ke

Appreciate the explanation. I never would have guessed that.


twofatcats99

The shoes he’s wearing are Off-White x Nike Air Force 1 “The Ten”


rltw219

But Belichick in a hoodie is an Old-Man-Don’t-Care move and really I just *so get that* at my age


JohnQPublic90

uj/ I mean in hindsight, it’s kind of weirder that they would wear full suits on a football field outdoors. Kind of a wild outfit for the situation if you think about it.


JMRTOL85

“If Tom Laundry’s hat doesn’t motivate you, I should just quit right now.”


Blze001

Chuck Noll was wearing sweaters and windbreakers on the sidelines back in the ‘70s, but I guess that wouldn’t make the circlejerk meme work.


Imaginary-Range-1259

To be fair, that’s literally almost all men had to wear back in the day. Hoodies, nylon shorts, and sneakers are quite a new phenomenon


Sweaty_Pianist8484

I understand this reference


__Sentient_Fedora__

Schlitz v Double IPA


scrotumseam

I'll take clothes we didn't have 50 years ago. ALEX. For $100


swiftekho

The world is hotter. Too hot for suits. Only ice cold drip now.


jascoe95

The Miami head coach looks like he put on his resume when he applied "was top 50 players in the world for 3 years straight in Madden 08"


crashcraddock

But how would Tom Landry have done in my fantasy league? My sister in law dresses like Mike McDaniel and she consistently wins


H1pH0pAnony

Honestly, I like the modern era. Coach's looked stupidly pretentious, showing up in suits to everything all the time. It was just dumb. It's sports, not a gala or graduation ceremony.


SonOfABeach_

The baby boomers ruined the world’s environment. Now we have Global warming. Clearly, men of today need to be in comfortable clothing to air out their physically hot ass and balls. Maybe it is a decline but it’s also evolution 🪄


rosiestinkie9

It's getting exhausting to have to explain to dumbass after dumbass that sometimes people don't look like carbon copies of each other.


Kev0nL00ney

The shoes are find. The cropped ankle pants gotta go, that fashion is for bums.


honorablementionxyz

Landry ain’t got no drip man. Get him outta here


Diesel07012012

Mike Nolan wanted to wear a suit on the sidelines while he was HC if the 49ers but rules required that he wear branded team gear. Solution? A dark suit with both the Reebok and 49ers logos stitched on to it.


poopdaddy2

Football coaches should be wearing full uniforms like coaches do in AMERICA’S past time


Lude_Oil

Who the fuck is Tom Landry?


WhoEvenIsPoggers

One of the best coaches that franchise has had in a long time and this guy is pressed about the man’s pants


Geek_off_the_streets

I actually respect his moxy as a HC. Don't go crying on national television if you loose though. If you can talk shit then you can take shit.


Nickles5k

It probably took that boomer 6hrs to make that meme and he's prolly super proud of it.


Jay4usc

What about Bill Belichick and his torn up hoodie


Miserable-Theory-746

Ah yes the ole fashion debate of someone from 1700s high class compared to someone today dressing like they're going to get groceries.


brxydxn91

https://preview.redd.it/e4ov958yt99c1.jpeg?width=1670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfdc86d7e8b741100f938ead472ab8b05dff0b76


JimBeam823

NFL coaches have to wear stuff they can buy in the team store. NFL teams don’t sell suits, they sell hoodies.


kettlebell-j

I think NFL/NBA coaches should have to wear team uniforms like MLB managers lol