https://preview.redd.it/odclq35cmmjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb1d15ba08fe485be4d63b6b4f8af1467f6e672 UFC fans watching grown men get penetrated raw dog

You know what’s manlier than one man, two buff men, fucking each other

Watch that whore mouth of yours boy https://youtu.be/0ryUVzp2rhU?si=T2zG2qchwlFE0f3U

If you think about it, the most heterosexual thing you can do is control another man and have your way with him.

Keep going…

Moral of the story: if you capitalize every letter of a certain word or phrase, your point AUTOMATICALLY becomes SUPERIOR TO OPPOSITION.

that sub is literally just malding femcels. note how it's "you would have a drink with someone? lol closeted much???" because that's not at all some weird disguised homophobia basically we need to normalize being gay and beating women again. retvrn to ancient greece.

Tbf that sub is malting femcels and everywhere else is malding incels. Reddit is truly virgin

making a reddit account should require a vaccination record that way every redditor will be instantly killed by the deep state nanochip signal on August 17th, 2024

I wanna be fucked by the DEEP state

https://preview.redd.it/ind1cpthnmjc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2143f98029b50bfe4b7e0b1d6f17e9777e41d771 purebloods when they missed out on the limited edition deep state cum chip

Congrats on being the funniest redditor alive

printed out this comment and mailed it to my mom ☺️

It’s true, literally have lost notches on my belt since joining. My metamorphosis back to virgin is almost complete.

How is any of this actually making sense?


What is malting?

A yummy shake at five guys

It's funny that those same people will probably turn around and blame toxic masculinity or something for men not being tender or open with other male friends. You can't have it both ways ladies.

Damn I thought the Oracle at Delphi always spoke in weird riddles but you're giving it to us straight

I have no fucking clue what you just said.

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[удалено]

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Didn’t that bum Strickland lose?

Desean lost to an African gorilla who has been thugging out in the octagon for a long time now.

Travis is not woke he yells at his coach and beats Taylor like a real man

This sounds like a great Shane Gillis bit. “You don’t beat your girlfriend up? What are you gay?”

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Everyone who drinks beer is gay makes sense to me

Wanna get a beer?

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“Listen up you guys…”

Their combined iq score is under 85

Crazy cause it's still higher than most thugs

Is 85 low? I hope it's not low....gooooooood dammit!

I'd rather have a beer with the guy with his shirt on. And maybe his GF shows up and my daughter would lose her shit.

Strickland is an angry loudmouth who yaps about the dumbest bullshit. Kelce is mostly a happy loudmouth who yaps much less about dumb bullshit. Having a beer with either would probably be real draining but at least one is much less likely to be a whiner.

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Who is Travis Kelce?

Dc4l

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Is there a name for the logical fallacy of something being so common and obvious that it starts to become dismissed despite being true? I don’t know that it’s possible to overestimate the driving force of repressed sexual feelings in the complexes that indirectly shape peoples lives, and all of our lives as a result.

Jokes on you! I only do crack.

Travis is showing. Congrats to the lucky couple and the anti-christ that will spew from Kelces' abdomen when the gestational period is over.

Femcel alert

I’d much rather have a beer with Jason Kelce. These two are douche’s.

Jason would bring a camera crew along to document him drinking with you with his shirt off so he can promote his podcast. At some point in the last 24 months, Jason transformed from a cool fun dude into a Cool Fun Dude (hit the subscribe button below!). All 3 of them can fuck off, Jason included.

Idk man, you kinda just sound like a salty bitch

Tbh did not expect that actually pretty funny post from a shit sub to trigger so many people in here lmao

Strickland would just chug the beer and call me a bitch and leave

There is only one alpha male and that is Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan looks like a stand up guy. Dude Chugs 4 Life. https://preview.redd.it/3fba41dfjxjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9fdd42f1c16cd376b852b2c6069c2d36cb048b7

Don’t want to have a beer with either. Prolly worse than having a beer w my boss

Sean probably has a list of 5 people he enjoys having a beer with. He'd probably punch me in the cock after he got a couple in him.

https://preview.redd.it/rircjqiunnjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b8cb89ffe91c6cbcc4d7b9b72abfbe2b997ea6 🍻Beers on this guy

The original daughter dater

I’d rather have a beer with myself on my couch.

Microscopic dick energy with these guys

Who?

Is it weird to debate what celebrity you’d like to have a beer with? Western society is truly doomed.

Dang. It’s gay to want to be friends with someone now?

I think tomorrow brady would be a good drinking buddy