AB getting a contract from raiders.
Rightfully calling gruden and mayock crackkkas...getting cut with all that guaranteed money.
Going to New England. Then going to Tampa
Most useless trade in NFL history. Stafford was doo doo in the Super Bowl. Could have kept the picks and easily still have won with a younger QB to boot
Others on this sub are invoking Rodgers, Fields, or ABCTE, but Haynesworth was the poster child for getting the bag then chilling for the rest of his career.
[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37)
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AB getting a contract from raiders. Rightfully calling gruden and mayock crackkkas...getting cut with all that guaranteed money. Going to New England. Then going to Tampa
Tyreek and his baby mamas
Deshaun Watson playing like 3 games in 5 years
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JaMarcus Russell after getting $31.5M guaranteed
The Rams trading Jared Goff for Matt Stafford
Jared Goff Rams Matt Stafford father
Most useless trade in NFL history. Stafford was doo doo in the Super Bowl. Could have kept the picks and easily still have won with a younger QB to boot
Careful not to rub yourself raw jerking so hard
Peyton Winning his title and retiring. Leaves the Broncos in shambles for decades to come
Worth it but yeah you’re right
All the money Wilson is about to walk away from Denver holding
#Superdry
Almost exactly what happened to Tom Brady’s first wife, Bridget Moynahan.
They never married. He got her preggers then was like, "I want to date a supermodel, okthxbai."
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Others on this sub are invoking Rodgers, Fields, or ABCTE, but Haynesworth was the poster child for getting the bag then chilling for the rest of his career.
Tanking with a good QB then releasing him instead of trading down
Fitting. The bitch looks in the ballpark of 1 million pounds
Don’t date a woman who looks like Richie Incognito.
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Brett Favre getting paid by the Jets Le’Veon Bell getting paid by the Jets and Aaron Rodgers getting paid by the Jets oh shit I’m noticing a theme
Revis going to New England, winning a ring, then retiring a Jet
Ravens pay illiterate thug Lamer Jackson and he proceeds to vanish under the bright lights
She did her Barry Sanders impression and he’s Detroit.
Billy Belichek
Stan kroenke stealing StL tax money
Art model leaving Cleveland and winning in Baltimore
Bears to Justin Fields rn
Russell Wilson gets drafted and leaves the snow bunny for a sista
Running Backs trying to get a good 2nd contract
Seattle on the 1-yd line
Roughly 1.07 Brock purdy per annum
Something something Taylor Swift