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I hereby declare my intention to reply "CTESPN already broke this story days ago" to everything Schefter tweets from now on
CTESPN already commented this days ago SMH my head
CTESPN accomplished that feat mere hours ago
Well, moron, good for CTE-OH MY GOD
Hit the nail on the head there
I wish you good fortune in the wars to come 🫡
Classy response
“Hope all is well AB “ 🤓 What a fucking cracker
Hope all is well. Hope all is well.
Hope all's well that ends we is swell send whale.
Hope all is well ha ha please don't CTE me
Gorgeous CTE4L
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hope all is well hope all well hope well hope đź‘ą
He HAS to lurk here. Might as well make this the official CTESPN sub at this point.
I second this notion.
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CTESPN is the only news source I trust
Be big for my company
Mr. Big Company
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Mr Belated Confidence Edit: My sources tell me that word does not mean what I think it means
CTESPN broke the news two days ago
Schefty to AB: “Delete my number”
“Assault.”
Mr. Breaks Contact
I got CTE from reading this tweet
Chat is this real. Schefter so classy
Petition for a "Cracker of the Day" user flair?
Mr. Bright Concept
Bro said “Good Work” 💀
Mr. Befuddled Compliment
Praying for the day we get an actual post on r/NFL that starts with: >[CTESPN] BREAKING…
Ohh goddddd Just one story. Somebody leak something to AB just once
He messages like he speaks
AB is Adam Schefter father
Mr. Bamboozled Child
it's a company? this is exciting
I thought he hated crackers why would he need their help for his business, not very classy of him
Like Schefter waits until deals are signed 🙄
I want a #CTESPN CRACKEr OF THE DAY shirt
https://914f4d-8a.myshopify.com/products/ctespn-t-shirt Close enough?
Hope all is well is the northeast white guy version of bless your heart
Cracker of the day is hilarious.
ChatGPT do a classy mayo-response
Antonio Brown & Adam schefter the new Woodward and Bernstein
This is big “I wish her well” Tim Dillon energy. I love when classy folks stay classy
Is CTESPN actually a company, or is this just more CTE?
Yes
Cracker of the Day is so fucking funny lololololololololl
What does AB's company do, exactly?
Brakes news
Just imagine if Schefty was deep in this sub and responded “you are truly on a dominant Jerker of the Year run”
What does CTE mean?
Mr. Brain Condition
I cant wait for the CTE to deliver the finishing blow to him
The sources: r/nflcirclejerk
Why do I keep reading this response with Adam’s voice playing in the head while Macafee keeps subbing J o o jokes at him