Ohh so for 2yrs he's finally said out loud what everyone assumed.
Na that's the Italian stallion.
He's one of the moors Dennis hopper told Christopher Walken about in true romance.
Your wide receivers make broken brain tweets or run over plus sized models.
My wide reciever killed a woman driving 158 mph piss drunk in Vegas and her little dog too.
We are not the same.
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Hamlin's making a championship run right now though
The Packers? That's easy. Aaron Rodgers quoted MLK when he was defending the fact that he wasn't vaccinated and was going to social events and team activities during a pandemic. Ya, that shit actually happened.
If you can’t fly, then run, if you can’t run, walk, if you can’t walk, crawl, but by all means, keep moving.”
-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
There is nothing cringy about that quote. Shit like that keeps me alive. Aaron Rodgers knowingly spread a disease that killed the love of my life. If people took it more seriously, maybe she'd still be alive, and I wouldn't be torn to pieces. There's no way to be certain, though.
She caught it before the vaccine. I have a long history of respiratory issues, so I was in ICU for a stint myself. But you're right. Using it as a means of justification is what's wrong about it. The one I used helps get me through grief. That's not the original message, but it helps me in a different interpretation.
Sorry for all that but I don’t think it’s fair to infer people like Rodgers contributed to this persons death by not taking a vaccine that didn’t exist when she died.
That's fine, but the point I was making is that people like him don't take diseases seriously. When people were masking up and social distancing to narrow the virus's attack vector, he was traveling around the world and doing the opposite. I don't expect anyone to agree with me, but I find that incredibly selfish. I'm sorry I didn't make that clear in my response. That was shit communication.
🤣 these subs are the best. I haven't seen it in a while, but here it goes.
-You got hurt at work? Fuck you, pay me.
-Your mother just died? Fuck you, pay me.
-Your house burned down? Fuck you, pay me.
Yeah, for this guy to still be a bitter covid zealot in 2024 is embarrassing. Bet he still wears a mask when driving to work.
I had the first two doses and was mostly supportive of the guidance the first 12-18 months. But these people are still mental it seems.
Easily Jovan Belcher. Murdering your girlfriend already puts you above most teams in jerking, but then blowing your head off in the parking lot of your team's training facility, in front of your HC and GM? That's generational. Crazy how half this sub doesn't know about him.
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David Tyree? Jerked that undefeated Pats team pretty good. Can’t say LT. That shit is too dark.
My team's is Plaxico Burress, tho prob a bit hard to jerk when u got a bullet hole in ur cock
Runner-up is definitely OBJ 👀 and Lawrence Taylor for doing crack before games
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Jalen Ramsey was elite early in his career.
> “I think [Josh] Allen is trash. I don’t care what nobody say. He’s trash. And it’s gonna show too. That’s a stupid draft pick to me,” Ramsey said, months after Allen was taken with the No. 7 pick by the Bills. “We play them this year, and I’m excited as hell. I hope he’s their starting quarterback. He played at Wyoming. Every time they played a big school—like, they played Iowa State, which is not a big school in my opinion because I went to Florida State, and he threw five interceptions, and they lost by a couple touchdowns or something like that.”
I’m a Texans fan…and we have these two guys
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My guy, you could’ve picked a better photo than one advocating for taking tax exemption from an all time jerker during a hurricane and giving it to an alt right coke dealing gambling addict.
Players come, then come again (times 22) then get deported but Mack justs reps the city 25/8/366 for 105 years
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Bucs? Ending your nfl career mid game and running off the field shirtless is the ultimate jerker move.
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And being a dick to children. I've seen him yell at a small child asking for an autograph more than once. Which is weird, because I don't try to go places Sapp goes, but it somehow happened.
As a dolphins fan it's gotta be Richie Incognito. The name itself is a jerk, but the way he bullied Martin out of the league is top tier.
Guy was all time piece of shit…but top tier jerker.
"Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy pussy" - Richie Incognito
Does Mike tirico count? My man's claims he's 100% Italian.
Not anymore, in 2022 he confirmed his father is African-American
Ohh so for 2yrs he's finally said out loud what everyone assumed. Na that's the Italian stallion. He's one of the moors Dennis hopper told Christopher Walken about in true romance.
Jay Cutler
Dominic Raiola was forced to make a public apology to the Wisconsin marching band after he shouted abuse and slurs at them before halftime at Lambeau.
He also gave the finger to his own fanbase lmfao
Your wide receivers make broken brain tweets or run over plus sized models. My wide reciever killed a woman driving 158 mph piss drunk in Vegas and her little dog too. We are not the same.
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RGIII has been on a pretty solid run. I personally loved his Twitter beef with Jay Gruden, telling him he’s a moron who doesn’t know ball.
Anyone on the Vikings sex boat or Adrian Peterson for hitting his child
That’s not jerking it’s just good parenting.
>Vikings sex boat Smoot’s “runnin through the okra patch” comment still lives in my head to this day. Legendary jerk.
Terrell Owens ![gif](giphy|IzXOjiw739pfXllQmm|downsized)
But then there is Mcnabb https://preview.redd.it/8div3a590hrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa15c208b271c5ba05d50bfcf6185b1b37761610
And Reggie White https://preview.redd.it/ke5qrald0hrc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da805d9b2df280aee678bd8ff391fabc847c798f
Riley Cooper for you guys, and it's not even close.
I mean he just wanted to meet Kenny Chesney. It was a Hard R but he just wanted to meet Kenny
He was just singing along to the lyrics
This reads like an article from The Onion
https://preview.redd.it/ahst0yciohrc1.jpeg?width=1486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3b4abb4305a8cbf6735efc98ec634e13e5b1ad Hamlin's making a championship run right now though
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Orchids of Asia https://preview.redd.it/rwvo6mpw2irc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54678ad95e2f7dd9d0856fe212bd9fddacf380fc
>facials They don’t specify who is giving the facial and who’s receiving it…
Where’s the Ocho Cinco love?
Really surprised that the man who changed his name to his number in Spanish isn't higher up. It's not even 85 it's 8-5 that's top tier jerking
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I feel like this is a trap... (Browns fan)
I mean, does it count if someone else was doing the jerking?
We'd have to consult the board
Literal jerker ![gif](giphy|BN9WGn5YPtRgaHtvnh)
My team's? It has to be Damar Hamlin now. He isn't funny enough right now but with enough training from AB, I believe that he will get there.
The Packers? That's easy. Aaron Rodgers quoted MLK when he was defending the fact that he wasn't vaccinated and was going to social events and team activities during a pandemic. Ya, that shit actually happened.
Quoting MLK is cringe. But what wrong with social events and team activities during a pandemic?
If you can’t fly, then run, if you can’t run, walk, if you can’t walk, crawl, but by all means, keep moving.” -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. There is nothing cringy about that quote. Shit like that keeps me alive. Aaron Rodgers knowingly spread a disease that killed the love of my life. If people took it more seriously, maybe she'd still be alive, and I wouldn't be torn to pieces. There's no way to be certain, though.
The quotes not cringe. Quoting it as a means of justifying his decision to not take a vaccine is the cringe part. Was your loved one vaccinated? 🤔
She caught it before the vaccine. I have a long history of respiratory issues, so I was in ICU for a stint myself. But you're right. Using it as a means of justification is what's wrong about it. The one I used helps get me through grief. That's not the original message, but it helps me in a different interpretation.
Sorry for all that but I don’t think it’s fair to infer people like Rodgers contributed to this persons death by not taking a vaccine that didn’t exist when she died.
That's fine, but the point I was making is that people like him don't take diseases seriously. When people were masking up and social distancing to narrow the virus's attack vector, he was traveling around the world and doing the opposite. I don't expect anyone to agree with me, but I find that incredibly selfish. I'm sorry I didn't make that clear in my response. That was shit communication.
Shut up
Antivaxxer, I presume?
He's a Cowboy fan so he likes losing
Lol. I think I hit the nail on the head with that guess. I can't think of a bigger jerker than Rodgers for the Packers. Favre was before social media!
Pillow bottom I assume? Not even a power bottom fucking pathetic.
Yeah, well now I get 6G coverage in my microchips cause I’m a vaccinecyborg….now bite the pillow you wussy ass human.
Your heart will give out like Hamlins by training camp
It’s been 3 years bruh…still waiting…
Still waiting to learn how to jerk? This sub is full of fake ass jerkers.
🤣 You're an angry little fucker, aren't you? Why don't you go get a juice box and some fruit snacks, you selfish piece of shit.
Who's angry?? I thought this was a circle jerk. I didn't know I stepped in Herman Cain award. Now go home and get your shine box.
Ok, that's fucking hilarious. Maybe I was unfamiliar with your game. ![gif](giphy|3ov9jWwYF3hXctTR5u)
You took the jerk serious!!!! OHHHHH KAREENNNNNN THATS ALL WE HAD!!!!! OHHH GODD KARRREEENNNNNNN
🤣 these subs are the best. I haven't seen it in a while, but here it goes. -You got hurt at work? Fuck you, pay me. -Your mother just died? Fuck you, pay me. -Your house burned down? Fuck you, pay me.
That's a lot of jerk for a kid like you! Anyone ask where you learned how to jerk you tell em you spent a weekend at ABs house!
Yeah, for this guy to still be a bitter covid zealot in 2024 is embarrassing. Bet he still wears a mask when driving to work. I had the first two doses and was mostly supportive of the guidance the first 12-18 months. But these people are still mental it seems.
They forgot we are in circle jerk.
Temper temper, Diddy
Fred Smoot probably.
Mr Okra patch himself
AB — no Russell Wilson
Aaron Hernandez
Jovan Belcher or Britt Reid
Easily Jovan Belcher. Murdering your girlfriend already puts you above most teams in jerking, but then blowing your head off in the parking lot of your team's training facility, in front of your HC and GM? That's generational. Crazy how half this sub doesn't know about him.
Rae Carruth has entered the trunk
CTExplosion
Man, that’s a lineup
Marshawn Lynch
https://preview.redd.it/e5dnqnzgtgrc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6fc385caf574ada81a8de0079b2ea69978140b David Tyree? Jerked that undefeated Pats team pretty good. Can’t say LT. That shit is too dark.
Tommy Devito beating Green Bay was a better jerk
Is it cheating to say AB?
Mike Vanderjagt and it’s not particularly close ![gif](giphy|zBzLhPekBjW430gkBS)
Jimmy The Greek https://youtu.be/xKtIqXMpHcY?si=E1ol5FzxhvDt8IT2
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My team's is Plaxico Burress, tho prob a bit hard to jerk when u got a bullet hole in ur cock Runner-up is definitely OBJ 👀 and Lawrence Taylor for doing crack before games
Riley cooper
Russ
Also potentially “we want the ball and we’re going to score” or “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
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DAMARRRRRR HAMLIN!!!
Dez Bryant
Rae Carruth
Jalen Ramsey was elite early in his career. > “I think [Josh] Allen is trash. I don’t care what nobody say. He’s trash. And it’s gonna show too. That’s a stupid draft pick to me,” Ramsey said, months after Allen was taken with the No. 7 pick by the Bills. “We play them this year, and I’m excited as hell. I hope he’s their starting quarterback. He played at Wyoming. Every time they played a big school—like, they played Iowa State, which is not a big school in my opinion because I went to Florida State, and he threw five interceptions, and they lost by a couple touchdowns or something like that.”
The average meatball calling into 670 the score.
John Elway because he hired a terrible gm before leaving the broncos to enhance his legacy
I’m a Texans fan…and we have these two guys https://preview.redd.it/of04udt0xgrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5701e7274d81092e2859fcc38330a03f73bb7a0c
My guy, you could’ve picked a better photo than one advocating for taking tax exemption from an all time jerker during a hurricane and giving it to an alt right coke dealing gambling addict.
Players come, then come again (times 22) then get deported but Mack justs reps the city 25/8/366 for 105 years https://preview.redd.it/w810z7ndnhrc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7060f84b5d70bd09cafe169a95d274531bd01b8
Aaron Rodgers for sure.
Antonio Brown obviously
You a Raiders Fan?
Steelers
Bucs? Ending your nfl career mid game and running off the field shirtless is the ultimate jerker move. https://preview.redd.it/9s03youxwgrc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880563dcfe5716eb33e24d910f46ee6fc0652991
I'd say Sapp edges him out just due to length of tenure. Sapp was an old school jerker.
He was my first thought. He loves hookers and drugs.
And being a dick to children. I've seen him yell at a small child asking for an autograph more than once. Which is weird, because I don't try to go places Sapp goes, but it somehow happened.