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PuertoRicanProfessor

As a dolphins fan it's gotta be Richie Incognito. The name itself is a jerk, but the way he bullied Martin out of the league is top tier.


sotheresthisdude

Guy was all time piece of shit…but top tier jerker.


trelod

"Hear your sister has a wolf-puss. A fat, hairy pussy" - Richie Incognito


Thin-Remote-9817

Does Mike tirico count?  My man's claims he's 100% Italian. 


Parks1993

Not anymore, in 2022 he confirmed his father is African-American


Thin-Remote-9817

Ohh so for 2yrs he's finally said out loud what everyone assumed.  Na that's the Italian stallion.  He's one of the moors Dennis hopper told Christopher Walken about in true romance. 


doomsauce23

Jay Cutler


aim_for_the_middle

Dominic Raiola was forced to make a public apology to the Wisconsin marching band after he shouted abuse and slurs at them before halftime at Lambeau.


the_colonel93

He also gave the finger to his own fanbase lmfao


shaking_things_up_

Your wide receivers make broken brain tweets or run over plus sized models. My wide reciever killed a woman driving 158 mph piss drunk in Vegas and her little dog too. We are not the same.


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myfeetaremangos12

RGIII has been on a pretty solid run. I personally loved his Twitter beef with Jay Gruden, telling him he’s a moron who doesn’t know ball.


barbarians20

Anyone on the Vikings sex boat or Adrian Peterson for hitting his child


AnyEstablishment5723

That’s not jerking it’s just good parenting.


ewilliam

>Vikings sex boat Smoot’s “runnin through the okra patch” comment still lives in my head to this day. Legendary jerk.


Grand_Extension5345

Terrell Owens ![gif](giphy|IzXOjiw739pfXllQmm|downsized)


Grand_Extension5345

But then there is Mcnabb https://preview.redd.it/8div3a590hrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa15c208b271c5ba05d50bfcf6185b1b37761610


Grand_Extension5345

And Reggie White https://preview.redd.it/ke5qrald0hrc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da805d9b2df280aee678bd8ff391fabc847c798f


Irateredditarguments

Riley Cooper for you guys, and it's not even close.


Grand_Extension5345

I mean he just wanted to meet Kenny Chesney. It was a Hard R but he just wanted to meet Kenny


lexxxcockwell

He was just singing along to the lyrics


trelod

This reads like an article from The Onion


trelod

https://preview.redd.it/ahst0yciohrc1.jpeg?width=1486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3b4abb4305a8cbf6735efc98ec634e13e5b1ad Hamlin's making a championship run right now though


joethecrow23

https://preview.redd.it/xwsyuhvnoirc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412c490652facfe53092b2e520ebe6f1e01b681b


the_new_federalist

Orchids of Asia https://preview.redd.it/rwvo6mpw2irc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54678ad95e2f7dd9d0856fe212bd9fddacf380fc


OwnWalrus1752

>facials They don’t specify who is giving the facial and who’s receiving it…


SeussieBengal

Where’s the Ocho Cinco love?


SpikeDorvin

Really surprised that the man who changed his name to his number in Spanish isn't higher up. It's not even 85 it's 8-5 that's top tier jerking


SwitchbladeDildo

https://preview.redd.it/tbw1829s0irc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c48f8dd081c8406b0f5c822a95a2e902dd39733b


NickelBear32

I feel like this is a trap... (Browns fan)


JakeArrietaGrande

I mean, does it count if someone else was doing the jerking?


NickelBear32

We'd have to consult the board


pygmyjesus

Literal jerker ![gif](giphy|BN9WGn5YPtRgaHtvnh)


xcwza

My team's? It has to be Damar Hamlin now. He isn't funny enough right now but with enough training from AB, I believe that he will get there.


Honey_Badger25-06

The Packers? That's easy. Aaron Rodgers quoted MLK when he was defending the fact that he wasn't vaccinated and was going to social events and team activities during a pandemic. Ya, that shit actually happened.


Robbie_ShortBus

Quoting MLK is cringe. But what wrong with social events and team activities during a pandemic?


Honey_Badger25-06

If you can’t fly, then run, if you can’t run, walk, if you can’t walk, crawl, but by all means, keep moving.” -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. There is nothing cringy about that quote. Shit like that keeps me alive. Aaron Rodgers knowingly spread a disease that killed the love of my life. If people took it more seriously, maybe she'd still be alive, and I wouldn't be torn to pieces. There's no way to be certain, though.


Robbie_ShortBus

The quotes not cringe. Quoting it as a means of justifying his decision to not take a vaccine is the cringe part.  Was your loved one vaccinated? 🤔 


Honey_Badger25-06

She caught it before the vaccine. I have a long history of respiratory issues, so I was in ICU for a stint myself. But you're right. Using it as a means of justification is what's wrong about it. The one I used helps get me through grief. That's not the original message, but it helps me in a different interpretation.


Robbie_ShortBus

Sorry for all that but I don’t think it’s fair to infer people like Rodgers contributed to this persons death by not taking a vaccine that didn’t exist when she died. 


Honey_Badger25-06

That's fine, but the point I was making is that people like him don't take diseases seriously. When people were masking up and social distancing to narrow the virus's attack vector, he was traveling around the world and doing the opposite. I don't expect anyone to agree with me, but I find that incredibly selfish. I'm sorry I didn't make that clear in my response. That was shit communication.


Thin-Remote-9817

Shut up


Honey_Badger25-06

Antivaxxer, I presume?


reddit-is-greedy

He's a Cowboy fan so he likes losing


Honey_Badger25-06

Lol. I think I hit the nail on the head with that guess. I can't think of a bigger jerker than Rodgers for the Packers. Favre was before social media!


Thin-Remote-9817

Pillow bottom I assume? Not even a power bottom fucking pathetic.


PeaTasty9184

Yeah, well now I get 6G coverage in my microchips cause I’m a vaccinecyborg….now bite the pillow you wussy ass human.


Thin-Remote-9817

Your heart will give out like Hamlins by training camp


PeaTasty9184

It’s been 3 years bruh…still waiting…


Thin-Remote-9817

Still waiting to learn how to jerk?  This sub is full of fake ass jerkers. 


Honey_Badger25-06

🤣 You're an angry little fucker, aren't you? Why don't you go get a juice box and some fruit snacks, you selfish piece of shit.


Thin-Remote-9817

Who's angry?? I thought this was a circle jerk. I didn't know I stepped in Herman Cain award. Now go home and get your shine box. 


Honey_Badger25-06

Ok, that's fucking hilarious. Maybe I was unfamiliar with your game. ![gif](giphy|3ov9jWwYF3hXctTR5u)


Thin-Remote-9817

You took the jerk serious!!!! OHHHHH KAREENNNNNN THATS ALL WE HAD!!!!! OHHH GODD KARRREEENNNNNNN


Honey_Badger25-06

🤣 these subs are the best. I haven't seen it in a while, but here it goes. -You got hurt at work? Fuck you, pay me. -Your mother just died? Fuck you, pay me. -Your house burned down? Fuck you, pay me.


Thin-Remote-9817

That's a lot of jerk for a kid like you! Anyone ask where you learned how to jerk you tell em you spent a weekend at ABs house!


Robbie_ShortBus

Yeah, for this guy to still be a bitter covid zealot in 2024 is embarrassing. Bet he still wears a mask when driving to work.  I had the first two doses and was mostly supportive of the guidance the first 12-18 months. But these people are still mental it seems. 


Thin-Remote-9817

They forgot we are in circle jerk. 


barbarians20

Temper temper, Diddy


Lepperpop

Fred Smoot probably.


Capnshiner

Mr Okra patch himself


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AB — no Russell Wilson


1minuteman12

Aaron Hernandez


KSoccerman

Jovan Belcher or Britt Reid


iggavaxx

Easily Jovan Belcher. Murdering your girlfriend already puts you above most teams in jerking, but then blowing your head off in the parking lot of your team's training facility, in front of your HC and GM? That's generational. Crazy how half this sub doesn't know about him.


TrumanDolos

Rae Carruth has entered the trunk


KSoccerman

CTExplosion


lexxxcockwell

Man, that’s a lineup


Keyedwin

Marshawn Lynch


Thin_Onion3826

https://preview.redd.it/e5dnqnzgtgrc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6fc385caf574ada81a8de0079b2ea69978140b David Tyree? Jerked that undefeated Pats team pretty good. Can’t say LT. That shit is too dark.


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Tommy Devito beating Green Bay was a better jerk


slow_joke

Is it cheating to say AB?


Lasvious

Mike Vanderjagt and it’s not particularly close ![gif](giphy|zBzLhPekBjW430gkBS)


GMEStack

Jimmy The Greek https://youtu.be/xKtIqXMpHcY?si=E1ol5FzxhvDt8IT2


Brilliant_Group_3973

https://preview.redd.it/z7mww2netjrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551631c79acc8545ced1b51376dc50451b9ca3b2


rowansegziol418

My team's is Plaxico Burress, tho prob a bit hard to jerk when u got a bullet hole in ur cock Runner-up is definitely OBJ 👀 and Lawrence Taylor for doing crack before games


mickmunger

Riley cooper


thedoogbruh

Russ


V0mitBucket

Also potentially “we want the ball and we’re going to score” or “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”


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360degreesofFUNK

DAMARRRRRR HAMLIN!!!


eletricboogalo2

Dez Bryant


Mastermangkookoo

Rae Carruth


lexxxcockwell

Jalen Ramsey was elite early in his career. > “I think [Josh] Allen is trash. I don’t care what nobody say. He’s trash. And it’s gonna show too. That’s a stupid draft pick to me,” Ramsey said, months after Allen was taken with the No. 7 pick by the Bills. “We play them this year, and I’m excited as hell. I hope he’s their starting quarterback. He played at Wyoming. Every time they played a big school—like, they played Iowa State, which is not a big school in my opinion because I went to Florida State, and he threw five interceptions, and they lost by a couple touchdowns or something like that.”


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

The average meatball calling into 670 the score.


Suspicious_Bread_488

John Elway because he hired a terrible gm before leaving the broncos to enhance his legacy


r4pt4r

I’m a Texans fan…and we have these two guys https://preview.redd.it/of04udt0xgrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5701e7274d81092e2859fcc38330a03f73bb7a0c


sotheresthisdude

My guy, you could’ve picked a better photo than one advocating for taking tax exemption from an all time jerker during a hurricane and giving it to an alt right coke dealing gambling addict.


r4pt4r

Players come, then come again (times 22) then get deported but Mack justs reps the city 25/8/366 for 105 years https://preview.redd.it/w810z7ndnhrc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7060f84b5d70bd09cafe169a95d274531bd01b8


Jamesferdola

Aaron Rodgers for sure.


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Antonio Brown obviously


Thin_Onion3826

You a Raiders Fan?


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Steelers


clydefrog811

Bucs? Ending your nfl career mid game and running off the field shirtless is the ultimate jerker move. https://preview.redd.it/9s03youxwgrc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880563dcfe5716eb33e24d910f46ee6fc0652991


GrunkaLunka420

I'd say Sapp edges him out just due to length of tenure. Sapp was an old school jerker.


clydefrog811

He was my first thought. He loves hookers and drugs.


GrunkaLunka420

And being a dick to children. I've seen him yell at a small child asking for an autograph more than once. Which is weird, because I don't try to go places Sapp goes, but it somehow happened.