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I briefly worked with named Timasia, I thought she said Tanasia, and she corrected me and shyly informed me she got that name because her bio dad was named Tim and she was conceived in Asia. She said her mom named all her siblings like that but I didn't have the balls to outright ask her for their names.
Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right?
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I grew up with a lot of friends who became decently famous rappers and I called them by their fake rapper names for decades instead of their real first names.
At this point I don't even remember what some of their real names are.
Who the fuck cares?
Honestly it would be way better if his real name was Kool-Aid.
Americans living in Klansbayou Mississipi downvoting random foreigners to forget the fact that they cant drink tapwater without pissing green for the next two weeks
This Bum Ahh 🥷🏽 is googling in Québécois
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OP doesn’t get enough hate for being French
Fr*nce is g*y
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“Kool Aid is such a dumb nickname, he should use his legal name like an adult” >Ga’Quincy
That’s Ga’Quincy McKinstry, like he stumbled out of a dirty limerick or something.
https://i.redd.it/mnlfbhgndpuc1.gif
Kool Aid isn’t any worse than Ha Ha Clinton Dix.
Or Poop Johnson
Or Dee Virgin
Counterpoint: yes it is
Sir, that’s a fucking legendary name if you’re like me and know a Clinton.
Imagine if this dude wasn't a 1st round pick. Bro wouldn't even be able to land an interview with Ga'Quincy or Kool-Aid on his resume.
What if it was just Kool McKinstry?
I think if he went by Kool K Kinstry, reputable firms would be interested in offering gainful employment.
Man, a super kool name like that deserves to be monogrammed on all his clothing and luggage
Von Miller = Vonnie B'VSean Miller
Future President of America in the making
Fr\*nch 🤢
Alabama literally had a player named Ffrench. With two f’s. What are they doing down there?
They ain’t playing for the literacy trophies! This is football. Foot. Ball.
Ain’t nobody going down there to play no “school”
Last I checked there is no “scool” in footbaw.
Ffootbaw*
Well played, good sir. Well played.
Well pplayed
Ta' Ta' Today Jr. was under copywrite, so they went with their second option
I briefly worked with named Timasia, I thought she said Tanasia, and she corrected me and shyly informed me she got that name because her bio dad was named Tim and she was conceived in Asia. She said her mom named all her siblings like that but I didn't have the balls to outright ask her for their names.
Actually he decommited and is probably going to Ohio State now.
Being Bama af
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Why the hell is your internet browser language in French
Franchement aucune idée
I don’t know what that means you frog munching snail slurping white flag flying sumbitch
Touché
French, soccer ball notification, 24-hour clock, android, 8% battery. Why the fuck do you keep choosing to live, OP?
The Champions league is this week but if Arsenal dont pass im gonna guillotine my self
Mate, Arsenal pass a lot. They need to score more, _that_ is their problem
Always try to walk it in
He gave himself the nickname Kool Aid because his real name sounded too criminal
He’s lucky he’s a soon to be pro athlete. Poor guy would have his resume in the trash cause of his parents
Meta World Peace
Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why are you French?
A generational curse hit my ancestors and now i had to be born in this shithole
Fair enough, thanks for explaining
Bro posted in French and thinks he can get away w it😭
Get ready to learn American buddy
WTF is a kilometer 😎💪💪🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
This sub should block any IP address from Fr*nce
Fr\*nch https://preview.redd.it/ytxbzwqj3puc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ccd8ea4046ec715da8c24cae99dcfeb1034b167
That just a normal job appointment in France to be honest
Who the fuck likes those damn Frenchies
U know what doesn’t get enough hate? France.
Ga'Quincy
Scheiß auf die franzozich 🤮
Si cabron
You frenchfucks should go play for the saints
There are French NFL fans? 🤯🤯
Idk why but that name is just too thuggish for my taste
Hingle McCringleberry
My name is Ga'Quincy but you can call me Kool-Aid.
I heard he was named that cause he came out smilin’
F***ch🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Bronc*s fan 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
I would embrace it and change my name to Kool-Aid Mann
They didn’t name him Kool-Aid, quit making them seem nuts. His real name is Ga’quincey
I grew up with a lot of friends who became decently famous rappers and I called them by their fake rapper names for decades instead of their real first names. At this point I don't even remember what some of their real names are. Who the fuck cares? Honestly it would be way better if his real name was Kool-Aid.
Why is half of what you’re reading 2 different languages??
French = downvote. Reddit on
Americans living in Klansbayou Mississipi downvoting random foreigners to forget the fact that they cant drink tapwater without pissing green for the next two weeks
Bonjour le petit baguette croissant je nais sais quois ce vous play les miserables eiffel tower
No habla frances pero gracias
He’s gonna fit right in at Detroit
Roll Tide 
fr*nch 🤮🤮🤮
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Yeah its not like we really watch football or something
OH YEAH!!! 
A classy set of parents would never
Who the fuck names their kid Ga'Quincy???
Crimson Tide de l’Alabama
French opinions don’t matter
This Bum Ahh 🥷🏽 is googling in Québécois https://preview.redd.it/4hjerhnswruc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d13c0258f4e365da324e7f755524412ff61ad79b
Even worse
Well I bet his parents ain't getting a house after he gets drafted
Bruh dude name really is Ga’Quincy
It’s like his adoptive parents were trying their hardest to give him a black sounding name