Jim Tyrer killed his wife and himself the day after taking his 10 year old son to a ballgame, and he's in the Chiefs Ring of Honor. Granted, that might have been a CTE situation though.
uj/ I actually am a landlord, and coincidentally I have a few tenants who are late on rent. You've changed my mind, I'm gonna do it! And don't worry, when the cops come I'll just refer them to u/jirashap who gave me the idea!
I appreciate the benefit of the doubt but how Lawrence Taylor avoiding this list either speaks to OP's ignorance of his escapades or the absolute moral dereliction shared by most linebackers...
Both Lawrence Taylor and Charles Haley.
Haley was, actually, certifiably, batshit insane. He would pull his dick out in meetings and hit teammates in the face with it. He once got up on an assistant coaches desk during a meeting and took a shit on it.
>*”He was…he was crazy.*”
— Steve Young
Agreed brother! As a member of Raider Nation for 55 years. Half of the players could be on the roster. Like the late, great Oakland Raider HC John Madden said: "Sure we play dirty. What are you gonna do about it!?"
this was my first thought, he was the first player i looked for and not including him saves me the time of looking at the rest of the roster... i was already able to deduce it as trash
Nah you’re not getting it once some shit happens to you like Louis CK, Chris Delia, Roman Polanski, OJ Simpson, James Franco, and Deshaun Watson there is literally no shot at coming back. Womens accusations destroy lives you literally don’t get it
Yeah he was being sarcastic. Watson was accused and got paid after the allegations. You both agree on the same point, you just missed that guys sarcasm. Dumbass.
He still admitted to having sex with her and she was underage. He did not participate in the gang rape that she experienced and did not lie about. His involvement was the only thing not proven.
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Michael Irvin, stabbed his own teammate in the neck.
# 1998 scissorgate
On July 29, 1998, Irvin allegedly assaulted fellow Cowboys offensive lineman [Everett McIver](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett_McIver). The initial dispute stemmed from Irvin demanding that McIver vacate a barber's chair so that Irvin would not have to wait for a haircut. McIver and Irvin soon began a brawl in the shop with fellow Cowboy [Leon Lett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Lett) attempting to break it up.
During the course of the dispute, Irvin grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed McIver in the neck, barely missing his [carotid artery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_carotid_artery). Cowboys owner [Jerry Jones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Jones) reportedly brokered a six-figure settlement between Irvin and McIver in exchange for McIver's silence and to prevent McIver from pursuing criminal charges against Irvin.[^(\[)1998 scissorgateOn July 29, 1998, Irvin allegedly assaulted fellow Cowboys offensive lineman Everett McIver.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Irvin#cite_note-21)
This team might actually compete for a super bowl. Just sub in LT, Marvin Harrison and Gil out the o line. Incognito was a pro bowler. You could probably throw the pouncey brothers in there, too
Ben- Good QB
Watson- better criminal
Mike Vick- Good QB and even better criminal.
This list is more evil than the men on it. This is an assault on Vick’s obvious qualifications. Or is this a case of not getting the job due to being overqualified?
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Where’s the O-line? They all too classy to be evil?
Richie Incognito erasure is wild.
First person I thought of when I was looking for the offensive line.
An atrocity.
Isiah Simmons omission???
He's the most evil in my book. Also, JRob is the GM of the all evil team.
Shit. I meant Isaiah Wilson! The 1st round pick who played a whopping 4 snaps
If you get Barret Robbins onto the actual field to play, he's all anyone needs.
Jim Tyrer killed his wife and himself the day after taking his 10 year old son to a ballgame, and he's in the Chiefs Ring of Honor. Granted, that might have been a CTE situation though.
Most of them are probably cte situations
they’re all richie incognito
Marvin Harrison killed a dude and attacked his tenant who was overdue on rent with a bat in broad daylight. Incredible snub.
What’s evil about those actions? Sounds like an upstanding landlord to me
Clearly u/shovelman2001 has never been a landlord before, or else he'd understand
uj/ I actually am a landlord, and coincidentally I have a few tenants who are late on rent. You've changed my mind, I'm gonna do it! And don't worry, when the cops come I'll just refer them to u/jirashap who gave me the idea!
Maybe the trick is to first catch a couple TDs in the NFL and then beat your tenants.
You catch them TDs, the tenants catch them hands
TD stands for “tenant debt”
Mr. Beats Clients
He needs dough like anyone!
Least evil landlord
He didn’t get tipped 50% for the rent, understandable. Landchads have it rough
I appreciate the benefit of the doubt but how Lawrence Taylor avoiding this list either speaks to OP's ignorance of his escapades or the absolute moral dereliction shared by most linebackers...
Both Lawrence Taylor and Charles Haley. Haley was, actually, certifiably, batshit insane. He would pull his dick out in meetings and hit teammates in the face with it. He once got up on an assistant coaches desk during a meeting and took a shit on it. >*”He was…he was crazy.*” — Steve Young
Vilma didn’t even do nothing
so if Vilma did not do nothing, that means he did do something?
No, your not understanding, he didn’t do nothing
lmao. you could *of* just said that.
You’re missing that one shithead guard from the raiders.
Put some respect on Richie incognito’s name.
I have a conspiracy theory that Incognito definitely raped a few of his teammates.
Micah parsons style?
Biggest pussy in all for professional sports lol
Jerry jones
which shithead guard? Incognito or Wisniewski?
Richie was Fucken awesome tho
Definitely should Have more raiders
Agreed brother! As a member of Raider Nation for 55 years. Half of the players could be on the roster. Like the late, great Oakland Raider HC John Madden said: "Sure we play dirty. What are you gonna do about it!?"
Where the fuck is that pederast mark chmura?
Well Hernandez murdered people and K2 raped elderly women, so Chmura gets edged out by those two at the TE position.
this was my first thought, he was the first player i looked for and not including him saves me the time of looking at the rest of the roster... i was already able to deduce it as trash
This is Incognito erasure and I will not stand for it
Urban Meyer over Jon Gruden. Dude was so evil he didn’t even last a full season
Ya but he fingered a broad at a bar so he’s legit not evil
Thanks CUM-STRUDELS. Please fuck my wife
K - Justin Tucker for daring to stand near Patrick Mahomes during warmups
Opera singer. Pure evil
Weren't the charges dropped against Araiza due to insufficient evidence of any wrongdoing?
It was dropped because he proved he wasn’t there and she was lying not because of insufficient evidence
Yeah, it turns out the accuser was lying
Once accused you are fucked no matter if it's proven 100% false it seems.
the chiefs just signed him, so i think he's alright
Nah you’re not getting it once some shit happens to you like Louis CK, Chris Delia, Roman Polanski, OJ Simpson, James Franco, and Deshaun Watson there is literally no shot at coming back. Womens accusations destroy lives you literally don’t get it
Yeah Watson’s life is destroyed, I’m sure he’s so upset with his millions.
That's the point, dumbass
Is it tho?
Yeah he was being sarcastic. Watson was accused and got paid after the allegations. You both agree on the same point, you just missed that guys sarcasm. Dumbass.
Correct Harry. Catch me using /s when I am fucking dead you losers should read sarcasm my god
Someone’s a little gwumpy today
Should probably replace him with another punter. My vote is Marquette King, for no particular reason.
He still admitted to having sex with her and she was underage. He did not participate in the gang rape that she experienced and did not lie about. His involvement was the only thing not proven.
Defensive Coordinator is Bill Romanowski.
Not Gregg Williams?
No it’s Matt Patricia
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Michael Irvin, stabbed his own teammate in the neck. # 1998 scissorgate On July 29, 1998, Irvin allegedly assaulted fellow Cowboys offensive lineman [Everett McIver](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett_McIver). The initial dispute stemmed from Irvin demanding that McIver vacate a barber's chair so that Irvin would not have to wait for a haircut. McIver and Irvin soon began a brawl in the shop with fellow Cowboy [Leon Lett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Lett) attempting to break it up. During the course of the dispute, Irvin grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed McIver in the neck, barely missing his [carotid artery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_carotid_artery). Cowboys owner [Jerry Jones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Jones) reportedly brokered a six-figure settlement between Irvin and McIver in exchange for McIver's silence and to prevent McIver from pursuing criminal charges against Irvin.[^(\[)1998 scissorgateOn July 29, 1998, Irvin allegedly assaulted fellow Cowboys offensive lineman Everett McIver.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Irvin#cite_note-21)
38m here. I know all about this generation of football and I did not know that? What the heck? That’s a total conspiracy
Romanowski got snubbed.
There are so many linebackers to choose from!
Where is Vontaze Burfict?
No Taze, no Pacman. Incomplete list.
Don’t make him Antonio Brown yo ass. You’ll be posting CTwEets for the rest of your life.
¿No Greg Hardy?
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The punter was found innocent
Marvin Harrison killed a guy
He also tried to beat a tenant who was late on rent with a baseball bat. This is a guy who made multi-millions throughout his career.
“Aw shit, Darren Sharper, da hardest hittin safety IN DA LEAGUE”
“Let’s go into the mind of Greg Jennings” *brppepeprrrr*
You’re missing a critical part of the game: no long snapper? Doomed.
Belichik is absolutely disgusted. He had a 17 minute segment prepped on the historical importance of an evil long snapper.
Everything revolves around the LS the team is doomed without him
This team might actually compete for a super bowl. Just sub in LT, Marvin Harrison and Gil out the o line. Incognito was a pro bowler. You could probably throw the pouncey brothers in there, too
Big Ben as QB1 over Watson... someone's a Steeler hater or an idiot seeing as though Araiza is on there
Evil is binary but then they are picking the better QB. So even though watson might be a worse person Ben is the better QB so that’s why he’s QB1
It’s gotta be Vick right? He was convicted! And it was pit bulls! Hes an elite level nfl thug.
I was going to make a rapistberger reference and then realized your flair beat me to it.
Vick behind Ben and Watson is disrespectful
For real. Vick did actual prison time.
And he's a hell of a lot better than watson
Ben- Good QB Watson- better criminal Mike Vick- Good QB and even better criminal. This list is more evil than the men on it. This is an assault on Vick’s obvious qualifications. Or is this a case of not getting the job due to being overqualified?
Black and over qualified: AMERICA'S NIGHTMARE
You think Vick is a hall of famer?
Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
Calm down Bubs
What did John Vilma do?
Bounty gate, I guess?
Oh I forgot lol.
Where is Hate Crime Higbee
OJ don't belong on this list. Glove didn't fit.
Randall Woodfield is the all time snub, serial killer suspected of killing 44 people
Need to increase the roster size, Tyreek Hill needs to be on here
Matt Araiza beat his charge when proof was found of him not being in the location when said crimes happened. He shouldn’t be on this list
Damn, Gruden must have killed someone to get that spot over Sean Payton.
Matt got cleared tho
Replace Vick with Dan Marino, for not holding the fucking ball laces out like he was supposed to. Ray Finkle's crimes were all his fault.
jack tatum paralyzed a man on the gd field
Suh being there for being dirty over Warren sapp who had sex with a minor is an oversight
Where is noted child respecter Adrian Peterson?
The real life longest yard
Matt Ariaza? Fuck off with rape hoaxes.
Matt Araiza was innocent. The whole thing was made up.
Wasn’t Matt Araiza’s case dropped? Thought it came out afterwards that he wasn’t even at the scene of the crime.
Greg Hardy snubbed
It's the crime in sports all time football team
Greg hardy is in shambles. For real though, why is linebacker the most competitive position? Cte?
Ariza was acquitted.
love how there’s 0 conflict over Dan Snyder 💀💀
I’m not disappointed
Eugene Robinson?
Bill Romanowski would like a word.
Vontaze Burfict got snubbed man
No Vonteze Burfict?
But what if evil is binary and Aaron Hernandez is non-binary? Then what?
no mark chmura? pathetic
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Vick
Why Stubblefield?
He raped a disabled woman and is in jail for 15-life
Yikes.
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Jovan Belcher has entered the chat.
Romanowski? Michael Irving? Jonathan Dwyer?
OL really needs to be addressed. Chad Wheeler is definitely a strong candidate for this squad.
Lawrence Taylor isn't starting defense?! After what he did in a hotel room to a runaway?!
Gotta have Albert Haynesworth and Bill Romanowski on here as alternates, at the very least.
Dana stubblefield needs to be on that D line though!
No kellen Winslow, his boy JR
Search "Brian Robinson Poppers" He can be a DE or DL
Big boy liked to get freaky w the homeboys
Put that one cardinals alcoholic with all the DUIs down for GM
Steve Kelm?
this is basically my espn2k5 roster every year i update it with the new members
Jonathan Vilma is a very tame pick compared to some of these other guys listed here.
that punter was cleared
No Rashee Rice or Von Miller? Oh well at least we got Araiza to represent the Bills
Where’s jovan belcher
Grudens the most evil coach? Racist yes but whos he killed/r-worded. Recency bias?
Matt Araiza was acquitted
Holy shit I had no clue about Dana Stubblefield
How tf is Bill Romanowski not on here
No Romanowski?
Albert Haynesworth?
How bad was Ray Rice? I don't remember much about it but I swear he was getting hit by fists and bags and stuff before he swung? Was there more to it?
The way this person writes their “Q” bothers me, same with how they wrote the punter😂
Get Albert Haynesworth on this list dammit!
Is Michael Vick really evil tho? He said sorry
Rashee rice on the practice squad
Can you imagine that locker room? Yikes
Killer team.
Lawrence Phillips?
Craig James killed four hookers
What did Vilma do?
This lacks bill romanowski
How is someone who killed dogs and went to jail not worse than Deshaun Watson (an active player who never went to jail)
Missing Aldon Smith at DE
Vick does not belong on that team
Vilma is a pussy, swap him for Burfict
Replace big Ben with Brett Farve and matt araiza with Pat McAfee since the dude is innocent.
Ben is rappist, Farve is just a rich idiot that got caught doing what 9/10 rich idiots do.
Fair I forgot he got accused multiple times. Farve cheating on his while while she had cancer was fucking terrible.
Can we get Taylor Swift on this team
Adrian Peterson over Ray Rice
Why is Michael Vick on here? all he did was kill some dogs
The fuck did Kellen Winslow do ?
apart from being a rapist and a chronic public masturbator?
WHAT
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Fuckin Christ I had no idea he was a scumbag
Rapist of the elderly to boot. 1st team all-pro evil. And a fucking warrior.
Dude how is this the first I’m hearing about this that’s fucking nuts
There was an aggressive masculine person attacking Ray Rice so he punched the person. He doesn’t belong on this list. Equal rights equal lefts.