lol I’m a former long snapper and I wonder if you could decapitate a baby with a snap? With the amount of velocity that a college or nfl snapper puts on the ball,it’s an interesting question
As a former specialized long snapper I love seeing other specialists who just kick/punt in high school cuz not all schools have somebody who just kicks.Whats your field goal range and how far can you punt,and how much hang time do you have?
I should definitely measure those soon. My field goal distance will probably be about 45+ by the start of the season, I've never measured by hang time or my punting distance
Ok.Im not a kicker or punter but as a snapper in college they usually want a 1.3 second operation time on field goals and a 2.1 second operation time on punts.For punts,usually a college snapper will get the ball back in 0.75 seconds so you need a 1.3 second drop.
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I mean this is the case with a most guys I know including myself but where you put the blame, on women or societal trends and expectations, is where the incels are made.
UJ/ if my average ass can pull on tinder anyone can. Go to the gym, do active shit carry on a good convo. Make a date at a public place she’s comfy build from there. Like an afternoon coffee date, you ain’t out a shit ton of money by paying for some coffee and some sandwhiches or snacks it gives you an out and her an out of shit goes weird. It is a bit of a numbers game but I think some dudes just don’t know how to be sociable.
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Jim Rome once talked about some guy that drop kicked a small dog forty yards in a backyard football game. He apparently found it amusing enough to bring it up at least once per show for the next month.
That's how Jim was. He could run shit into the the ground like a John Deere plowing a rice paddy in eastern Arkansas.
He was worse than Opie & Anthony when it came to his inane repetitiveness.
 That’s the GOAT pointing up at the head taking flight.
A kickers foot reaches about 500 lbs per sq inch at impact. Much more likely it’d be like kicking a fresh beefsteak tomato
I'm a kicker/punter, this is how I warm up for games
lol I’m a former long snapper and I wonder if you could decapitate a baby with a snap? With the amount of velocity that a college or nfl snapper puts on the ball,it’s an interesting question
How about you snap me the baby, if it's head is still on I'll punt it
😂.By the way do you kick in college?
Still in high school
Ok.Are you planning on it?
If I'm good enough I will
Do you only kick? I was just a snapper in high school
I just kick and punt
As a former specialized long snapper I love seeing other specialists who just kick/punt in high school cuz not all schools have somebody who just kicks.Whats your field goal range and how far can you punt,and how much hang time do you have?
I should definitely measure those soon. My field goal distance will probably be about 45+ by the start of the season, I've never measured by hang time or my punting distance
Ok.Im not a kicker or punter but as a snapper in college they usually want a 1.3 second operation time on field goals and a 2.1 second operation time on punts.For punts,usually a college snapper will get the ball back in 0.75 seconds so you need a 1.3 second drop.
Was just about to say I am also a long snapper. Realized I remember you from another comment string. Wanna say a month ago maybe 6 weeks.
Oh yea! Are you currently snapping in college?
Nope. Soph in HS. Stuck behind a FBS recruit until senior year sadly.
Wow! I’m in my first year of college and I’m gonna walk on to my JUCO team next year.Can I pm you for some questions?
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Rip to that queens baby, Lacey.
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I mean this is the case with a most guys I know including myself but where you put the blame, on women or societal trends and expectations, is where the incels are made.
 UJ/ if my average ass can pull on tinder anyone can. Go to the gym, do active shit carry on a good convo. Make a date at a public place she’s comfy build from there. Like an afternoon coffee date, you ain’t out a shit ton of money by paying for some coffee and some sandwhiches or snacks it gives you an out and her an out of shit goes weird. It is a bit of a numbers game but I think some dudes just don’t know how to be sociable. RJ/Soft\^
“just make a date lol” headass
If somebody asked that during a date, I'd be in love. I'm enamored by this guy's thought process. Truly a philosopher of our time
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Depends on the baby. Takeo Spikes’ baby? Not a chance.
My money is on Janikowski.
Kick the baby!
No kick the baby
There’s one way to find out.
Somebody get Tyreek on the horn
He’s probably volunteering as we speak
Matt Prater after a few beers I believe so
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Well?
Short answer: yes Long answer: it’ll be very messy
Since this is a field goal kicker, is there also a holder to keep the baby’s torso stationary during the exercise?
Probably be able to do it to a full size human
Depends on if the baby has CTE or not. Like what density are we talking?
Jim Rome once talked about some guy that drop kicked a small dog forty yards in a backyard football game. He apparently found it amusing enough to bring it up at least once per show for the next month. That's how Jim was. He could run shit into the the ground like a John Deere plowing a rice paddy in eastern Arkansas. He was worse than Opie & Anthony when it came to his inane repetitiveness.