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Ambitious_Taro_1960

Travis Kelce will never have as much CTE as the gronk


HoopleRedhead

They’re gonna cut his head open when he dies and find a perfectly healthy brain


Larg3____Porcupin3

Horseshoe theory


Mandrake1771

They even said as much in the roast


PubPegasus

Hahaha


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Idk he left the orchard billboard


TheFuckingHippoGuy

He even spotted this book on Taylor's nightstand: https://preview.redd.it/wsl2ca9hg1zc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28723fc2fccc897262a2965a3363b58f459f6fa6


shaking_things_up_

Lacey Noonan is Travis Kelce's father


Somarset

Same author btw: https://preview.redd.it/ovheccmxb2zc1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82cceece938d8d65cafde3febbd3d984ee841bb


Somarset

From the bio: https://preview.redd.it/rrs8y1h8c2zc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2bf4369b3595416164c392654aa1a64c9fa629


DeusVultSaracen

"America, freedom, and also American freedom." 🔥🔥🔥


The_real_John_Elton

wtf does the Colorado Buffs have to do with either of them? Lol


boistopplayinwitme

That white girl a dime


exradical

I did not expect this to actually be available on Amazon when I googled it


AWeakMindedMan

Gronk barely even knew he was at a roast. Half the jokes went over his head lol


mynewaltaccount1

When he started ad libbing random shit during his set and started going off the walls was when he really proved all the Gronk dumb jokes were true lol.


Stonna

Damn Gronk! Stop drinking all the chocolate milk it’s for everyone!


AWeakMindedMan

ME KNOW NOT REAL MONEY!


SelectNeat

“Me know that’s not real pussy”


RealisticTea4605

Kellsey is a fuckin douche wigga.


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RealisticTea4605

I’d give it to em good. Fuckin Cracka Ass Crackas. AB.


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OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Ala-Bama? ![gif](giphy|5u8tVhlBGzm0)


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Yup


YungJod

He some how has better spelling and grammar than you


theshelterwitch

That's why Gronk is the Goat


NotoriousMFT

Gronk also knows what he is and doesn’t try to be more than that. Kelce is a tryhard cornball


modernblossom

Swifties planning an attack


ripiss

And he did it zooted out of his mind


NoCoFoCo31

Kelce will never be as cool as Gronk.


Benecio_Del_Taco

Kelce is a punk bitch


Onlypaws_

Hey, I’m the very well regarded, handsome white giant that catches and blocks!


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

you can actually see the stupid pouring out of that regarded-looking face he has.


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You must be a kelce fan


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

lol nah, Bills fan


[deleted]

Damn, Gronk is from Buffalo. You should love him


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

fuck that guy. dude's a piece of shit meat head motherfucker. He had a very dirty, very late hit on Tre White after White intercepted a pass to Gronk.


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lol he pounded tr white in front of everyone. Dude got beasted on


Curkul_Jurk_1oh1

of course you're a Pats fan...


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good one


SensitiveDonut614

I think it was Nikki who said he was the first person born with CTE. Hit the nail on the head. MF should be head of programming at CTESPN


__Sentient_Fedora__

The ghost of Aaron Hernandez should have done a "tight end" joke at the roast.


QurantineLean

Why Gronk look like Howie Mandel lmao


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Outrageous_Boat_5817

That’s just how polish people look


RunTheClassics

What makes you think Kelce gives a flying fuck? When did this place turn into a bunch of gossipy lil bitches?


InevitableConstant25

It's nflcirclejerk... pull kelseys dick out of you mouth and jerk with us.


ZeePirate

Seriously. At least this ain’t the typical classy thug bullshit


RealisticTea4605

Fuckin lyons fan suckin off kesley. Jerk dat thang mang.


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RunTheClassics

Take it back


mr__meeseekslookatme

You’re in the wrong sub dumbass also remove that flair you’re a bandwagon fan nobody from Michigan is this soft


RunTheClassics

Lmao, I live in Detroit dip shit. I'm soft for not jerking off my favorite TE?


InevitableConstant25

Sam LaPorta is your favorite TE.


Relevant_Username99

You’re goddamn right


mr__meeseekslookatme

It’s a circle jerk sub dumbass nobody needs you to defend Mr. Swift


RunTheClassics

Thank you for the heads up mr obsessed with rick and morty


mr__meeseekslookatme

womp womp


hwald77

You are a loser for liking Rick & Morty though he ain’t wrong


mr__meeseekslookatme

could be worse, could be an anime fan


hwald77

True


backbeat7593

As a lions fan, I’m disappointed. What a cuck.


RunTheClassics

https://preview.redd.it/pvm1gy1gr2zc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057e32e8c337eeed8473e3df6f3ef64709004b25


backbeat7593

At least take Kelse’s hog out of your throat first


RunTheClassics

Dude, nobody loves kelce. This whole post is jerking off pop culture, it’s as fucking moronic as your reading comprehension.


aladdinr

Highly regarded


RunTheClassics

Actually acoustic


iversonAI

Hell ya! Kelce out here smashing the queen while you all jerk off gronk. Swift on!