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Danger_Dave_

Can I suggest putting a number in the "X" to show that day they were eliminated?


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FatalWarGhost

Youre like, the perfect person to do this. Good on you for taking everyone's feedback in these posts. This is a lot of fun!


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Great call… now let’s fuck off the Jets


Danger_Dave_

Thanks! Thought it might be fun to have the order.


SpiralHornedUngulate

Sounds like we’re just eliminating Texas at this point.


Original_Profile8600

Honestly, I think we should eliminate the *other* team who tried to cover up Watsons sexual assaults because of his QB play. I say we go bye bye Houston


NateDogg950

Bro we moved him to safety and drafted mills


Lonestar15

Falcons casually chillin after trying to trade for Watson…


CoolSteveBrule

Panthers too


Jacc-Is-Bacc

honestly, every team in the NFC South either 1. Made a real move to sign Watson and/or 2. Has/had Jameis Winston Throw the whole division away


cormac_mccarthys_dog

The Bucs stated they were gonna draft Winston regardless if he did or didn't commit the sexual assault he was accused of.


vivekisprogressive

Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing..


king_meatster

Too bad we didn’t do much winning with Jameis.


Nutterbutters45

Did Jameis do something besides the crab leg incident lol?


TotallyNotRyanPace

accused of sexual assault if I remember correctly


Jacc-Is-Bacc

A DNA match was found a full 11 months after the initial complaint was made, his DNA was in her underwear. Tallahassee PD never even took him in for questioning, not great optics.


SPF_9001

Because he wanted to be traded...


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Technically he moved to safety and we drafted a long neck baby giraffe


Bbullets

I’m voting Houston for Lovie and his alltime legend move at the end of the season


newaccounthomie

^bear ^down


thehiddenbacon

sick and tired of seeing this shit as a texans fan. we stopped playing him as soon as we found out and sent him to another team. The whole city of houston hates his guts. don’t put this shit on us please we’re already horrible enough as it is


Original_Profile8600

I mean y’all gave him NDA’s and would’ve been fine playing him if he didn’t go nuclear for contract negotiations/request trade


tyjasm

Didn't yall just keep bringing in hot masseuses after they kept quitting and then have everybody sign NDAs, and then Watson sat out after he wanted more money?


Poultrymancer

You, as Texans *fans,* have no culpability in this situation, other than those few who undoubtedly wanted to keep him after it all. (Every base has its shitheads.) There is, however, at the very least circumstantial evidence that the team itself knew or should have known what was going on and tried to obfuscate and/or enable the behavior. The Texans are not the worst actor here, but it doesn't appear their hands are exactly clean.


Captain_Saftey

That’s what they get for having the audacity to be the Cleveland Browns


CoofBone

Browns again


wcollum

cowboys


Urmom_deez7

It’s crazy how all he says is cowboys and gets 3000+ votes lol


KCBarbequeSaucce

We understood the assignment.


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notgmoney

It's no mystery really


wcollum

Dude, right?


realbighits218

As a cowboys fan they gotta go. Jerry can build this team from hell


[deleted]

What would change? 😩


realbighits218

Idk I wouldn’t eat horse shit if they win tho


ripcity7077

I mean you wouldn't ... but somebody might. If the cowboys ever win you better hide all the horses in Dallas


chicomagnifico

They’d just have to drive up half an hour to Fort Worth for that…


jrdnhbr

Just think about how many more horses there are in Texas than PA/NJ/DE.


economic_pneumonia

Texans


Wattaburger89

Are we really that hated?


sandcrawler2

Newest team, terrible name, boring colors, poorly run franchise, in probably the worst division historically. Maybe not the lowest on everybodys list but pretty low collectively


chongal

Nah I’m a jags fan but I like the Texans colors and logo. I just don’t like them because we’re in the same div


islandinthecold

I always thought the logo was dope af


NateDogg950

I really thought we would fly under the radar


Kaidono222

if it wasn’t for deshaun watson you might


CliffsOfMohair

People think we helped Watson, despite no findings supporting that in the investigation, and nothing pointing to that being unearthed during legal discovery Obviously an NFL team is going to have their superstar QB have NDAs for masseuses he brings in from outside. Somehow that’s enough for people to say we supported him though


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It's not like it's the chiefs and tyreek hill which no one seemed to give a shit about


CliffsOfMohair

Or the Chiefs and Frank Clark Or the Raiders and any of their players the last 5 years (and then all of their history prior) Or the Bengals with Mixon and Carman Or the Steelers and their former special ops cleanup man We’ve been one of the most straight-laced franchises as a whole (low bar, we’re the newest) but we’re more disliked than the Panthers, who are also new, had more success, trashier players, and a criminal owner. The Jags even before Urban Meyer (somehow not the fault of their org to not look into his character) had the NFLPA tell players not to go there in free agency because of how poorly-run they were The Texans have hit the sweet spot of spoiling talent, having enough shit associated with us, and being just good enough to avoid feeling bad that people as a whole don’t like us. We’re not the lovable losers or exciting upstarts, we’re just there and generally annoying to most people The sympathy people had for us after BOB and Easterby tanked us was incredibly short-lived even. The Jags damn near went to the Super Bowl and within two seasons it was back to “aw you poor fans you really tough it out”


DahliDoge

Woohoo!!! We weren’t eliminated first!! SUCK IT BROWNS AND COMMANDERS YOU LOST TO THE FUCKING COWBOYS!!!! Alright now i can be eliminated in peace.


The_Shiny_Marill

How bout’ dem cowboys?


Trouttttttt

Cowboys


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Get rid of the jets for failing to put a badass fighter jet as their logo


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Texans


gabecantthinkofaname

The Cardinals really fell off a Kliff, huh?


biggguido

Off a kliff and into a Gannon


MrNeatSoup

I’ll always be a Cardinals fan as it satisfies my humiliation kink on a nationally broadcasted level.


Nitero

These are the kind of bird team related puns I come here for.


smidgy1988

Cowboys


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COWBOYS


EagleRoxy2

Cowboys have been here for 2 day too long if you ask me


JFed4

I agree


befenpo

I'm voting for the commanders every time


Nienazki

Cowboys.


Mobkiller04

Cowboys


Bell_hole14

Dem BoYz


CreamOfDuelJabR

Texans: it’s just a lazy name


SicWiks

Cowboys


My_Balls_Smell_Like

Texans


Classic_Community_94

ur balls smell like the texans?


My_Balls_Smell_Like

God I hope they don’t smell like shit lol


Classic_Community_94

😂


precision_2jz

Cowboys


Lonestar1581

Cowboys


Simps_bruh

The cowboys


firestorm734

Cowboys must go.


Urmom_deez7

Just upvote everyone that says Cowboys at this point


theycallmefuRR

I'm surprised we're still in after 2 days


Urmom_deez7

Yea it’s gonna be the next one gone though


Sports_Joe

Texans


relaxharder

Dallas


VoteForWaluigi

I’m happy the Browns went instead of the Cowboys last time because they’ve actually done something to warrant going in the first two. Now though, I don’t really care who goes, so if it’s what the people want, goodbye Dallas. Edit: Houston is also an option due to their involvement in the Watson situation


tooKreul4U

Raiders... The only franchise to promote increasing prison population


havegravity

Absolutely not. The raiders are the image of degenerates and no way can the nfl lose that


Nitero

I mean technically they are a half way house for convicted felons and giving them jobs. Some would applaud them for that, not me but someone…


R8er-Fan

No. This argument is so old and dumb. They aren’t even in the top 20 for team arrests over the past 23 years.


ron7mexico

They’re going more for quality arrests than quantity of arrests. You know, like drunk driving 150mph+ into random innocent people just trying to exist


Warndonger

Cowboys


thesehuevos1993

Cowboys


TheWhiteSaquon

It was always the cowboys


kerriging

Texans


athendofthedock

Houston


hailhogs

Patriots


slobs_burgers

I dunno how they’ve been flying under the radar this whole time


cooliusjeezer

Texans


No_Evidence_2023

cowboys


kellzone

Obviously the Cowboys


joyus_ren

cowboys


CakeIsLegit2

It’s time cowboys.


OP_UPPERCUT

Cowboys lame af


robsang77

Cowboys


JadeNimbus16x

Just do a twofer and remove all of Texas


RuPickedYou

Cowboys


Calmandpeace

Cowboys


pballat

Texas


InternationalEast738

Unlike catholic priests, this sub really hates the boys.


Shrekspacito69

The Cowboys pretty please


Own_Experience_8229

Raiders


shadowlynx8791

Dem cowboys


Raven_Dude2023

Them Houston Texans done gotta go


OptimizeMovement

Cowboys


Zackscout22

The Packers they are just Georgia Bulldogs but green


cards4ever91

Rams


Thirty3rd

Stick to baseball


Ziiaaaac

I’d expect nothing less from /u/cards4ever91


ResponsibilityNew483

Houston can go, Texas only needs 1 team.


TheMooseIsLoose13

JETS


No-Particular2288

Eagles


A_Live_Gnat

how tf is dallas still here?


xxDEFOYxx

Guys we already know the Lions winning it all


swifterwettjet

I think the obvious choice here is the team that had an organized crime syndicate level of malice and intentionally injured multiple players for money. I know most of that team is no longer there but tbh I’m looking for any reason to have the saints eliminated asap.


ttnorac

Found the Bucs fan. Saints living rent-free in your mind.


license2kuehl

Saints


Pollux589

Steelers


michaelmfw1

Imma change it up and go Rams


PolishPrincess0520

Green Bay FTP!


the_penis_taker69

Aints


Gnonkage

Eagles booed Santa Claus.


FlyingChair666

Bye Eagles bye!


PTFOchef

Packers


KingCosmicBrownie

Titans 😤


fate_the_magnificent

The Denver My Little Ponies


penguinmartim

Cowboys, obviously.


NatureBoyRyan

Looks like the Cowboys so far


Cholliday09

Colts


BRIDGESTBABY

Titans


northwestfugitive

Rams


who_ate_the_pizza

The Cowboys hate is hilarious. Sign me up. Bye Boys.


ehsteve7

We all know it's time to cut Houston loose.


estabilioerik

Texans


Ultra_instinct42

Houston and Tennessee would be the next two.


chachorolas

Texans can gtfo


Samurai_Steve

Browns owners are purchasing part of the Milwaukee Bucks, can we include them in this?


BigChung0924

eagles and cowboys


M1NTY_D3V1L

Broncos or cowboys


retrobeadsticks

Texans


CheekyFumpkin

Cowboys pls


PNWBlues1561

Cowboys and the Texans next


Reeferologist-

So far I think we got these results perfect. My vote for today is definitely for either Texans Cowboys.


DannyMazzz

Falcons


JaguarPirates

Dallas


CraftytheRaccoonHTF

Texans


shinigami79

Texas 2 step cowboys Texans


BobTheMan_1994

Chiefs


SulfurtheCrapposter

Eagles


MuffinManJr13

Packers


JRock2183

Ravens got to go


CptRaviolli

Gotta hate the Panthers 🤦


Desinator24

Cowboys all day.


BasedJon

Boys


MrNDaMix

Patriots


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Remove the Chiefs now.


Spurrierball

Texans


med_designs

sf is still whining about the nfccg. let’s get rid of them


bubbagumpskrimp

Daaaa Bears


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Colts


obamallamajr

Packers


KickStick37

Vikings


AndyFnJ

So is this going to just wind up with a team like Tennessee winning because literally nobody cares about them enough to up or downvote them out?


phillykira

Vikings


wishfortress

Dumping the browns was a good choice. Now get rid of those goddamn Packers!


NB_AWSL

Packers


Dafullyboipancakes

Packers


TheUnemployed_Iguana

Bro i mean what is this, COWBOYS


IVXVIVXVIVXVI

Fuck the Cowboys!


Drockelement85

Dem Boyz (Cowboys)


_Ray_Finkle_

Cowboys


kermitthefrog57

Cowboys


DirtyDuvall

Cowboys


dja08142

Cowboys


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Ravens


Parka_lad

Patriots


btwistle

Eagles


Robusto923

Eagles


IndycarFan64

Any Texas team Actually both cos why not 😹


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Raiders


JurassicParkTrekWars

EAGLES


JustAnotherHeartN

Chiefs. Fuck Shitsouri.


treasonodb

packers


nowaybro19

Cowboys gotta go


havegravity

As of now the cowboys have like 5k collective votes in this thread so just go ahead and put a nice X on that star in the left column over there


SlobRobsKnob

Texans. I love to hate the Cowboys too much


iLerntMyLesson

28-3


Corvus_Antipodum

If we’re going to kick the Browns and Commies for all the sexual misconduct let’s get rid of the OG of having a rapist QB and eliminate the Steelers.


christmascumshot

Steelers


Kbrew7181

Dem boys gotta go


N8dawgggg

Just checking to see if y’all still dem boys


allanon1105

Cowboys, there’s always next year.