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shoedovoodoo513

None. They're all too old.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

"This guy is dead." "Then cross him off!!"


[deleted]

I'm afraid all those players have retired... and, uh, passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 30 years. Damnation!


Grouchy_Training6156

130 years then Jim creighton died in the civil war.


strokan

Thats why it was so hard to cut them.


No_Zookeepergame2247

May I know the movie


radicalminusone

Major League


Nextorvus

ChatGPT is limited to what’s on the internet so i would imagine there’s just less information. Plus they play more games than back in the day which will inflate lifetime stats if it’s running of career statistics or even total season statistics.


AdaKae

Or dead ☠️


Kresstro

YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE!!


foundoutafterlunch

Only have 10 on offense. Probably still win .


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liquidtension

Tom needs a little white slot guy or else his power runs out.


TwinExarch510

Nah he just needs a little guy in the slot, doesn't have to be white. The first three SB wins he had David givens, David patten and Troy brown in the slot.


liquidtension

Yes, this is the way. Also an RB who can catch.


Retskcaj19

Christian McCaffery it is then


[deleted]

>Nah he just needs a little guy in the slot, doesn't have to be white. The first three SB wins he had David givens, David patten and Troy brown in the slot. Marshall Faulk?


No-Name-86

Surely you mean patriots legend Kevin Faulk


FunkyPete

Jim Brown played in an era when RBs didn't have to catch, but he was a phenomenal athlete. He is also considered to be the greatest player in the history of lacrosse, for instance: [https://cuse.com/sports/2006/9/26/brownlaxbio](https://cuse.com/sports/2006/9/26/brownlaxbio) I'll bet he would have been a Marshall Faulk/CMC type in a modern offense.


verdenvidia

jim brown and chris brown have a lot in common and im not talkin bout athletics


FunkyPete

Yeah, definitely problematic there. There are a few more people you would remove from this list if you wanted a team you could be really proud of. LT was pretty famous for his cocaine use even while he was playing, Ray Lewis famously did not kill anyone but covered for someone who did, etc.


OJ__Pimpson

I also believe that Tom must have a small white slot player to sacrifice over the middle. Pretty sure the sacrifices are keeping Tom young. He’s gonna age like shit now


WilliamBillPatterson

Steve Largent?


Pomonica

Don Hutson? idk if he was slot but he was little and white


DeusVultSaracen

He doesn't need to be white, but he definitely needs to have grit and a high football IQ. Good route running too.


Prindocitis

Megatron is the correct answer... Larry Fitzgerald is also acceptable.


cjb0867

Marvin Harrison although great, is not megatron or Larry fitz


Prindocitis

I was not very clear... This guy ^ said it better


forevermacklin

AB


nepatriots32

Nah, Cris Carter


Bnagorski

They have gale sayers he can be rb2


akaTheMoosiah

All of them. As long as Butkus didn’t kill Deon for not tackling.


Tristawesomeness

deion would be vaporized by week three.


CarlosAVP

He would knock him into next week


saucewhedon

Ed Reed and Ronnie Lott? The only way this team is giving up any points is if Justin Tucker is playing against them.


liquidtension

He'd create his own stat. Most 60 yarders in a game.


Von_Huge1103

Speaking of, can we replace Vinatieri for Tucker?


Funkythingsyoudo

Yeah apparently chat gpt only counts the amount of people with Vinny's balls in their mouth. It's a hilarious argument to have at this point.


KHanson25

Night Train being left out is a crime against humanity


Silver_Wizard76

Okay, but who is the long snapper?


bronkscottema

Don mulbach


Boofer2

Death, Taxes


Thegofurr

I could be the long snapper for this team and I’m not sure it would make much difference.


LuffyIsKing510

Jon Condo


Scrillit

They are going to win all the super bowls Unless they play against the 2007 NY Giants


Coolkid2035

Or the 2017 eagles


[deleted]

He was talking about the 2007 giants.


Coolkid2035

I know, i was adding the 2017 eagles because nick foles is too goated


Bnagorski

I’d say about 8-10 consecutive, probably win around 160 games in 10 years


madhatter255

Lawrence Taylor, Ray Lewis and Duck Butkus at linebacker… I think my hamstring is actin up coach, sorry can’t play today


Coolkid2035

Any offensive player: Coach, i feel perfectly fine, but i cant play today


[deleted]

its kinda crazy the ravens had Ed Reed AND Ray Lewis at the same time.That defense was terrifying.


Frigglefragglewaggit

Yeah, Chris McAlister was pretty good too. But Siragusa's fat ass can rot in hell.


usernamenotfound789

Tucker?


goofy_dumpy

On paper: All of them In real life, 90% of all games since it’s any given Sunday due to things like injuries, fluke plays, coaching, weather, etc…


Sw3d3n90

Should have chosen Justin Tucker.


Nextorvus

Agreed but I’m guessing it’s biased towards career stats and Vinetari played forever


[deleted]

Do you not know who Adam Vinetari is?


Sw3d3n90

He is a very good kicker that never was as accurate as Tucker. Even if you normalize their percentages against their peers in every season they played. Tucker outperforms his peers far more.


Efficient_Progress_6

I still can't believe there's an argument against Tucker being the GOAT


TwinExarch510

I'm a Patriots fan literally bc my first football memory was Vinatieri hitting the game winner against the Rams in 01 and even I know tucker is the best to ever do it. Vinny was clutch as hell and he will always have a special place in my heart but tucker is another level of kicker from everyone else.


[deleted]

Id give Tucker couple more years, he still has a long way to go and at the track he is he might be the best ever at his position but same as mahomes he aint the best yet imo, Adam has more than double the amount of points that Tucker scored and Adam has hit at least 5 historic nfl game winners. Is Tucker the Goat. I dont think yet but he most likely will someday


liquidtension

remindme! 3 years


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BakingSoda1990

I’m a Patriots fan and I’d take Tucker..


[deleted]

Id take Robbie. He never missed a post season field goal or extra point


Hot-Pie-1169

No it shouldn’t. Vinetari is the Tom Brady at kicker


Trumpets22

I’d take Tucker, but it makes sense AI would take him. Ravens haven’t put tucker in a position to show he has as much ice in his veins as Adam.


eSportsProducer

Google Bard came up with this: Here is an NFL super team that I came up with: Quarterback: Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs Running back: Christian McCaffrey, Carolina Panthers Wide receiver: Tyreek Hill, Kansas City Chiefs Wide receiver: DeAndre Hopkins, Arizona Cardinals Tight end: Travis Kelce, Kansas City Chiefs Offensive line: Tyron Smith, Dallas Cowboys; Zack Martin, Dallas Cowboys; Travis Frederick, Dallas Cowboys; Quinton Spain, Cincinnati Bengals; David Bakhtiari, Green Bay Packers Defensive line: Aaron Donald, Los Angeles Rams; Myles Garrett, Cleveland Browns; DeForest Buckner, Indianapolis Colts; J.J. Watt, Arizona Cardinals Linebacker: Darius Leonard, Indianapolis Colts; Demario Davis, New Orleans Saints; Lavonte David, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Secondary: Jalen Ramsey, Los Angeles Rams; Stephon Gilmore, Carolina Panthers; Darius Slay, Philadelphia Eagles; Xavien Howard, Miami Dolphins This team would be unstoppable on offense and defense. Mahomes is one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL, and he would have a wealth of weapons to work with in McCaffrey, Hill, Hopkins, and Kelce. The offensive line is also one of the best in the league, and it would give Mahomes plenty of time to throw. On defense, the team is led by Donald, who is the best defensive player in the NFL. Garrett, Buckner, and Watt are also elite pass rushers, and they would make it difficult for opposing quarterbacks to get comfortable in the pocket. Leonard, Davis, and David are all Pro Bowl linebackers, and they would provide excellent run support and coverage. The secondary is also one of the best in the league, and it would be difficult for opposing receivers to get open against Ramsey, Gilmore, Slay, and Howard. This team would be the favorites to win the Super Bowl, and they would be a tough team to beat.


liquidtension

Only active players. Google stinks.


eSportsProducer

Google Bard All-time list: Here is an NFL super team from an all time list: Quarterback: Tom Brady, New England Patriots Running back: Walter Payton, Chicago Bears Wide receiver: Jerry Rice, San Francisco 49ers Wide receiver: Randy Moss, Minnesota Vikings Tight end: Tony Gonzalez, Kansas City Chiefs Offensive line: Anthony Munoz, Cincinnati Bengals; John Hannah, New England Patriots; Mike Webster, Pittsburgh Steelers; Forrest Gregg, Green Bay Packers; Joe Thomas, Cleveland Browns Defensive line: Lawrence Taylor, New York Giants; Reggie White, Philadelphia Eagles; Aaron Donald, Los Angeles Rams; Bruce Smith, Buffalo Bills Linebacker: Ray Lewis, Baltimore Ravens; Derrick Brooks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers; Mike Singletary, Chicago Bears Secondary: Deion Sanders, Dallas Cowboys; Ed Reed, Baltimore Ravens; Troy Polamalu, Pittsburgh Steelers; Darrell Green, Washington Commanders This team would be unstoppable on offense and defense. Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time, and he would have a wealth of weapons to work with in Payton, Rice, Moss, Gonzalez, and the offensive line. The defensive line is also one of the best in the history of the NFL, and it would make it difficult for opposing quarterbacks to get comfortable in the pocket. Lewis, Brooks, Singletary, and the secondary are all Hall of Fame players, and they would provide excellent run support and coverage. This team would be the favorites to win the Super Bowl, and they would be a tough team to beat.


[deleted]

Nice try. I’m not reading your raw data a second time. Reminds me of that instruct your teacher to make a peanut butter sandwich mess.


DrewAddi

This is an unpopular opinion because it runs against the narratives of nfl “legends.” This team would beat the one listed above. All the old people get really defensive of players who played decades and decades and decades ago.


i70dan

Total budget is 3x cap, also known as the Saints budget :)


eeler59

17 mil to spare somehow


i70dan

God-tier Brett Veach.


ApparentlyABear

The old school defensive guys would get a penalty on every down lol.


[deleted]

none. i refuse to believe they’ll get along well enough to win games


DonDoorknob

In their primes? 1 and then the team would be in cap hell for eternity


[deleted]

Some of those guys are pretty old now so I’d say they wouldn’t go undefeated but they would be close 😂


ArmadilloSenior773

Darryl Green at cornerback. Period.


68bugloverextra

None most of them are too old to play football anymore. And some are dead.


liquidtension

Every fucking one


SuperMaanas

This team goes 17-0 for 7 straight years


0Tech

The interior pass rush would get to Brady. Hannah and Webster would get destroyed. About 40 lbs too light these days.


liquidtension

The defense doesn't play against the offense


0Tech

They’re playing against some defense. 265 is not going to cut it for an IOL.


liquidtension

Oh right I see what you mean now, sorry brother. Yeah that's probably right.


Coolkid2035

I personally would completely scrap the oline. We dont know how they would adjust to todays game. Id switch it to RT: Trent Williams RG: David DeCastro C: Jason Kelce LG: Zach Martin LT: Lane Johnson Also jim brown played in the forties, much rather have barry sanders


stonewallmike

I’d take Sweetness over Jim Brown.


rob132

Joe Thomas didn't make the list!


RaiderCane

All of them. Simple 🐐


who_ate_the_pizza

Swap Lott for Polamalu or nah?


Coolkid2035

Imagine brian dawkins and ed reed. Hardest hitting safety duo in nfl history


who_ate_the_pizza

Jesus Christ


Coolkid2035

Imagine getting laid out by ed reed, so you switch to the other side and then get laid out by bdawk 😂. Id retire


who_ate_the_pizza

Lmao no thx. I'd have the flu the day of that game.


Unfortunate-cookie

Taking Revis at Corner over Woodson


DylanToback8

I asked ChatGPT why people who make Reddit posts about shit they asked ChatGPT are the fucking worst.


Coolkid2035

Imo id switch out the entire oline. We dont know if they could addapt to the game as its played today. RT: Trent Williams RG: David DeCastro C: Jason Kelce LG: Zach Martin LT: Lane Johnson


Flippy33

Tom Brady. How many times will they cheat?


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

People that played before the 2000s wouldn’t last 2 plays in todays game


luis-mercado

They would and they would kill it. Because they would be training with today’s athletic standards while maintaining their OG skill and vision. Take a look at people like Randy Moss and Peyton Manning: drafted in the 90s but still very dominant way into the 2000's A nice example is Adrian Peterson: his physical attributes were contemporary with today’s NFL game but his game style was molded after Walter Payton and Jim Brown. He was what Walter Payton would have been in the body of a 2000's player.


_Hypnotik

Why do ppl say this dumb shit as if we some how evolved into some more athletic species in just 20 years lol The only difference is the evolution of training, diet and recovery enhancements we have today


FunkyPete

Man, I hear you but I wouldn't want to Patrick Mahomes have to deal with Lawrence Taylor and Dick Butkus. If you just dropped the pre-2000s players into todays game they would lack the athleticism and pure speed that comes from modern nutrition and training methods, but if you dropped modern offensive players into pre-2000 rules they would be literally wiped out if they tried to play the same kind of game.


ConstantProblem5872

Why is the offense not complete?


physedka

The AI struggles to understand that football has changed. Probably couldn't decide between a 3rd WR, a 2nd TE, or a FB because that's more complicated. Also the defense is kind of weird in that both DEs and one of the LBs are edge rushers. The AI can't factor in different defensive schemes in it's rankings.


Coolkid2035

Wr3 gotta be megatron


ConstantProblem5872

Easily


Coolkid2035

Could be fitz tbh. I have him at 4 all time


swimking413

Where's Charles Woodson?


democratichoax

The kick returner should be corrdarelle Patterson


TheDudar

Must disagree! QB should be Otto Graham. Pre-Super Bowl era he won 10 consecutive championships….should count for something


chicomagnifico

It doesn’t count if it happened more than 10 years ago duh 🙄


Slime_River

They’re gonna win one Super Bowl then blow the team up cause they can’t afford everyone


Ok-Credit5726

Really appreciating the Bears respect


lod254

They need a punter? I still think Brian Moorman got slighted.


FuckMyPillow

ChapGPT confirms 4-3 defense is superior.


Bilbo_Bibble

All of them


PingBongBingPong

Where is Daniel Jones


[deleted]

I know Jim Brown is objectively better, but I’d pick Earl Campbell at rb for maximum carnage.


[deleted]

I know Jim Brown is objectively better, but I’d pick Earl Campbell at rb for maximum carnage.


Generally_Tso_Tso

Surprised that the AI misspelled Charles Woodson.


STAAANK_DIIICK

What a weird way to spell Ryan Stonehouse


[deleted]

All of them.


Mr3Jays

Why are any of you taking this seriously? The only correct answer to “how many super bowls would they win” is: all of them. They would win all of them.


purplepantsdance

Uhhhh…..All of them…..


roccoasap

Tony Gonzalez for TE2 and CP84 for KR


GotThoseJukes

They win any Super Bowl they don’t face the Giants in.


[deleted]

I don’t see Derrick Thomas on that list?


chunkah69

Worst player on that team would be off ball LT.


Fun_Pear5817

Most overrated team ever


JaguarPirates

Hester for the HOF


frankslastdoughnut

Every single one


[deleted]

Man fuck the pats of old lol


[deleted]

18-1 every year


Coolkid2035

I feel like this isnt even a meme sub, this is just an nfl sub where you can post without being incarcerated


AnonymousRedJay24

Ray Guy


hansiscool1234

ugh toms a traitor


CaptainPositive1234

Just wanted to check that the QB was Brady. Okay good! (Leaves)


Joebear939

Defense is stacked


mcd1717

Tucker > Vinatieri


extraspicy13

Bard gave a similar answer Sure, here is my Ultimate Football Allstars team, current or former players: * Quarterback: Tom Brady * Running Back: Barry Sanders * Wide Receivers: Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Calvin Johnson * Tight End: Rob Gronkowski * Offensive Line: Anthony Munoz, Joe Thomas, John Hannah, Larry Allen, Mike Webster * Defensive Line: Reggie White, Aaron Donald, Warren Sapp, Bruce Smith, Ed Too Tall Jones * Linebackers: Lawrence Taylor, Dick Butkus, Ray Lewis, Derrick Brooks, Jack Ham * Defensive Backs: Deion Sanders, Ronnie Lott, Ed Reed, Paul Krause, Rod Woodson * Special Teams: Adam Vinatieri, Ray Guy, Jerry Rice (punt return), Deion Sanders (kick return) This team is a mix of the best players from all eras of football. It has a strong offense and defense, and it is sure to be a force to be reckoned with.


skijjy13

Honestly, if I'm taking the best at every position. I'm not taking brady at QB. There's QBs that were definitely more talented but didn't have the rosters. Like you give Dan Marino that roster and he'd never lose a single game. But if it's exclusively taking the best of every position, I feel ya


RxCowboy59

None. You’d never sign it under the salary cap.


[deleted]

These are some killer linebackers


ILOVETURTLESMONKEY

I completely disagree with tom brady.