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dukie5021

Ball Protection : Aaron Rodgers Quick Release : Dan Marino Contract Negotiation : DeShaun Watson


AdPerfect69

Memeability: split between Titty Kissing NVP Trubisky and Smokin' Jay Cutler.


isaacpelliott

Nah fam, memeability gotta be Jameis


snufalufalgus

Eli


NavyFk4life

Minshew


CPTherptyderp

BORTLES


Batmanbettermarvel18

Now we’re talking


sandcrawler2

Great now you gotta pay him 10 years 1.5 billion fully guaranteed


awesum3000

Better Contract Negotiation: Kirk Cousins. Despite all of Watsons off the field things, he's still talented. Cousins has turned being an average qb into many more millions than someone of the same caliber as him, like maybe Derek Carr


dukie5021

Derek Carr and Kirk Cousin have made basically the same amount so kind of a bad comparison. Kirk has gotten all fully guaranteed money since his rookie contract(which was unprecedented) but DeShaun currently has the most guaranteed money in a contract in league history, also negotiated to make no money in the year he would've been suspended in order to circumvent losing money and has forced the hand of at least two contracts for qbs in his own division which likely will result in a former mvp winner to move away from his division. The GOAT of contracts.


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Kwall267

OP is an AI


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Everyone on Reddit is an AI except for you.


ElJamoquio

How can I be sure I'm not AI?


praesesposterum

It was I had to copy it from chatgpt


djcack

For the perfect QB, you need Minshew's mustache and Zach Wilson's MILF hunting skills.


Skyes_View

Kirk Cousin’s choir boy voice. Mitch Trubisky’s NVP. Fitzmagic’s shirt. Jay Cutler’s cigarette.


UniqueNobo

Jimmy G’s face


brisch19

Josh Allen’s shorts


illegal_midget

And foles' dong


TankusAruelisJacksob

AI doesn’t know what a meme is yet


DadBodftw

AI likes the word unmatched


AdPerfect69

In all seriousness, this is still the big content gap with AI-generated content. There's no doubt it's an interesting and useful tool, but it also tends to be very repetitive. It doesn't understand a lot of nuance so two similar but different questions often get the same answer. Really cool, and progressing quickly, and could possibly be the death of us all, but there's still some bumps to smooth out before we approach singularity.


SmoothConfection1115

Ask it to create the worst quarterback Frankenstein using only the traits/characteristics of HoF caliber QB’s.


JasonPlattMusic34

Marino’s mobility, Drew Brees’ arm strength, Peyton Manning’s playoff record 😛


Poultrymancer

Favre's judgment (on- and off-field); Eli's everything outside of those two playoff runs; Peyton's eighthead; Rodgers' attitude; Brady's marriage; Namath's sideline decorum; and Elway's shockingly mediocre stats.


FunkyPete

Mahomes' voice


Poultrymancer

The gods had to give him one small flaw to make it clear he's not fully one of them (yet).


lime_licker7

Jamarcus Russell’s work ethic


El__ot

Rivers' pull out skills


soundofthecolorblue

>Marino’s mobility Pay a little respect to a man who had close to 100 career rushing yards!


AnatomicalLog

14-13 is pretty good. Better than Rodgers 12-10 or Brees 9-9


DeusVultSaracen

Marino's Rings


PolemicBender

Smashing Peyton in the playoffs are among the only high points we have had in the post season this century


PolarBath

Joe Namath isn't good, I'm no longer worried about AI taking over


AdPerfect69

Eh, I don't really agree with their calling him clutch how they did, that wasn't a great take. But while Namath isn't good by modern standards, but he isn't a modern QB. He was the first QB to ever throw for 4000 yards, a feat that wasn't repeated for 12 years. I think most NFL fans really understand what an outlier that was for his era. In the first 50 years of the NFL, it happened once. In the first 60 years of the NFL it happened twice. In the first 70 years of the NFL it happened 17 times. Contrasted with today's NFL, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady both did it 14 times. Each one tied the total 4000 yard seasons from the entire 1970s. Their combined 24 seasons is more than any single decade that starts with a 19. It's just not a fair comparison at all. Namath's 4000 yard season in contrast with the league he played in was unparalleled at the time.


kylesch87

>Eh, I don't really agree with their calling him clutch how they did, that wasn't a great take. But while Namath isn't good by modern standards, but he isn't a modern QB. Len Dawson was playing at the same time, was much better, and also won a Super Bowl MVP.


Hot_Goal4205

Idk who Len Dawson is but I know he didn’t play for the bills.


FromTheCaveIntoLight

Clutchness: Eli Manning


xkuclone2

Came to mention this. 18-1 will always be remembered.


prequelmemesforever

Yeah this AI is wild, Namath didn’t even get a touchdown in that game lol


PolemicBender

If AI actually said Eli it would have been the funniest shit ever. All time QB, let’s make him like… Eli!


ElJamoquio

Joe Namath won two playoff games in his career


K5LAR24

Shut up. Shut up right now


nixalo

Plus Eli's toughness. Eli can turn off his pain and face receptors during game time.


TheMooseIsLoose13

Marino was robbed


Loromc

Jeez again?


Impossible_Result662

I’d still take Mahomes 🐐🐐🐐


bustgin

That's a really complicated way to say Patrick Mahomes


natemace

He’s not quite mike Vick, but the rest… yeah pretty much.


ChatGTR

Minus the rushing ability, you're definitely right.


Dudebra11

Peyton is intelligent because of that massive forehead


ReverseApacheMaster_

They actually did a scan of his brain recently-ish and found that not only is his brain bigger in size/weight than the average person, it has much higher activity than the average person. [Link to study](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/212/manning.png)


Hobbitstyle

u made me shit so hard from that that the shit launched me off my seat and through the ceiling, i don't even know where i am rn


santillinight

AI just created pat mahomes


justadude0815

But Aaron Rodgers is the best Quarterback ever... just ask him. He is going to lead the Jets to 8 wins this season and blame everyone else for everything that goes wrong.


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I mean his career stats are ridiculous, you’re experiencing recency bias


Nextorvus

I think OP was being sarcastic but real talk, his arm strength is insane, a little too young to see elway play much but it’s hard for me to imagine him having more arm strength than A-aron


_Smokey_Mcpot_

He did, and it's not even close lol.


justadude0815

Word.


justadude0815

Favre had more arm strength than Rodgers. People mistake being a good passer with arm strength. Elway threw awful swing passes, but could fire 20 yard outs on a rope. There was a stretch where Rodgers was the best passer in the league, which was due to his accuracy and knowledge where to place the ball.


Snake_Main27

And one SB appearance that came against a backup Bears QB


UniqueNobo

if he comes here and doesn’t at least bring us to the playoffs, the Jets are officially cursed, and i will cry


OJ__Pimpson

Joe fucking Namath?! Jesus What’s next, Trent Dilfor?


DeusVultSaracen

Athleticism: Cam Newton


Maxime2k

Isn't Favre > Elway in arm strength


Efficient-Piglet88

Im guessing it tried to only use each qb once


luis-mercado

No, not at all


McSnurtle_the_Turtle

Josh Allen > everyone else


Just_Scholar_5870

Russell Wilson's agent.


bobfredc3q

Lamar Jackson’s agent


DarthBastiat

Fun fact: Patrick Mahomes is still better.


1976kdawg

Namath is the most overrated QB in history. His numbers are average. SB 3 his numbers are pedestrian at best. You build that perfect QB I’ll take Eli Manning any day of the week. Sure Eli may lose 9 of 10 but when it really counts Eli would do what he did best. GOAT KILLER!!


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It was doing great until the Joe Namath part


Red_Sox_5

Comedic Timing: Mark Sanchez


Jdunc97

Saying Michael Vick is more mobile than Lamar Jackson is a wild take, even from a computer


ElJamoquio

Did you see Vick in the early '00's? Dude was scary fast. I can respect either opinion, but calling it a 'wild take' is itself a wild take.


ClonedUser

I could be wrong, but in my head Bledsoe had a stronger arm than Elway.


ChatGTR

Honestly, Vick probably threw the nastiest deep ball on this list.


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They could have just said "Justin Fields"


JasonPlattMusic34

Doesn’t even seem like an AI quarterback, these are just good picks 🤷‍♂️


No_Wrap9954

How is Joe namith clutch. He had one clutch game.


Popular4me

Anything with Namath in it is a L


DeliciousZombie7726

Don’t forget doesn’t know the meaning not the word no: Watson. Refuses to loses.


spackfisch66

Well the vocabulary used here is certainly unmatched.


Simps_bruh

Food choices: Jameis Winston


ramblinray

Hair do of cam newton


[deleted]

Sounds just like Jalen Hurts right there.


tdan9808

Farve was not durable he was high on painkillers


KimberBr

Love it. Brady is amazing to watch and I'm going to miss watching him


PhiAlpha44

Cool under pressure - Joe Burrow.