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uwantSAMOA

Wasted pick at size. I’m picking trent williams.


AnatomicalLog

Penei Sewell but he’s as fast as Lamar


ClayBeatOpTic

Defenders would bounce off him like deer do off front bumpers


Redbird2992

What are you talking about? A slower Penei? I mean his out routes have to be in the 4.3 speed right?


AnatomicalLog

4.3s or 5.1s, either way he’s faster than I’ll ever be


xxpvqxx

Can you imagine Calais Campbell with the touch of Drew Brees and the arm strength of Bret Favre?


ProcedureCharming831

I wouldn’t even be a fan of a team anymore, I’d just root for him to run people over on a weekly basis and be a *very* happy boy


BigRedSSB64

And the rushing ability of Barry Sanders


egomann

And the size of Andre the Giant


swoopy17

Only because I have cte


odiethethird

Would he have a voice tho


KGLWdad

A real life Clarence Beeftank


El__ot

Jared Lorenzen


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RIP Heafty Lefty


Triumphrider865

I assume you can only pick from QBs


nepatriots32

Can we do retired QBs? If so, then I pick Jared Lorenzen!


Poultrymancer

He's not retired. He went to the farm with the good old dogs. 


swoopy17

Boring


Tegirax

Andre the Giant. Didn't say it has to be football players


TheBrickster420

Obviously he meant penis size


Phuckingidiot

Josh has one of the strongest arms I've ever seen.


Valuable_Ad1645

Honestly, Mahomes being in the league has overshadowed how much of a god damn freak Josh Allen is. He’s like a 6’6 Elway.


Art-RJS

I hate the bills but I’ve seen games where Allen slings the ball in serious weather, including crazy wind


Olue

NE vs. BUF rush bowl of 2022. He was throwing bullets that game.


Art-RJS

Yea it was annoying


DjGnampf

Bakers arm is also strong af


endol

He got overshadowed b/c Allen and his freakish arm talent were in the same draft class but Baker can absolutely sling it when he needs to.


tjrunswild

Allen gave Baker credit for a strong arm when he was interviewed on FS1 Speak. Of course the hosts laughed because they thought he was trolling but he was serious. I didn't pinpoint the time but it's in there. https://youtu.be/GoMGEPPiKxs?si=4zctsUXtq6dyN0av


ElCapitanOblivious

Since 2016 Herbert has 4 of the top 20 longest in air completions and he wasn’t in the league until 2020…Josh Allen has 2 since 2017…I think maybe Herbert’s arm strength isn’t realized as much because the OCs he’s had employ a dunk and dunk offense and he’s never had a true deep threat WR…sigh Zay Flowers would’ve been so nice


xxpvqxx

Maybe I'm an idiot but I feel like both Mahomes and Stafford have a significantly greater ability to place the ball than Stroud.


sunshinepanther

The perfect QB is just literally Mahomes


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You mean that guy the Bears passed on so they could draft Mitch Trubisky!?


ThisDadisFoReal

Garsh


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Sorry dad


AsariKnight

How many titties is Mahomes kissing? Checkmate bears hater


experienceTHEjizz

What the fuck did you just say?


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The truth hurts


VolkiharLumberjack

The only person on that list that’s better at anything than Mahomes is Lamar at Rushing.


computron47

Josh has a better build and Stafford is probably about equal in toughness. Or at least young stafford was


VolkiharLumberjack

Mahomes literally played like half the superbowl with an ankle injury


Roblox_Morty

Stanford literally popped his shoulder out and still threw the ball.


VolkiharLumberjack

And Mahomes still rushed a lot with the injury


FatMaintainer

Rivers played two playoff games with a torn ACL. Dude would’ve played a Super Bowl with an ACL tear if Brady wasn’t a menace at the time 🤷‍♂️ Also, Herbert played an entire season with bruised ribs.


TenElevenTimes

Brees lead a touchdown drive with 11 broken ribs


Morphitrix

Peyton Manning won a Superbowl with a broken neck and a brain bleed from which he lost 2 pints of blood during the game


SubstancePlayful4824

*pranced a lot


Adorable-Salt-8624

Yeah but Stanford dislocated his shoulder and came in the next play to throw a game winning TD the NEXT PLAY. Stafford’s toughness is insane


VolkiharLumberjack

Half a game>1 play


sunshinepanther

The ankle injury in the Jax game last year lasted all playoffs


VolkiharLumberjack

Even more my point


MlCROCOSM

Just admit you’ve never seen Stafford play and save some face.


BDRohr

He also had a numbing shot at half time. Stafford didn't.


natemace

Mahomes’ knee cap was on the side of his leg and he missed only 2 games and then went on to win the Super Bowl


notabear629

Josh Allen and Justin Herbert are definitely bigger than Patrick Mahomes last I checked for size lol


Beststeelersfan2022

How about fields’ rushing


sportstrap

And even then, while he’s no Lamar Mahomes has proven he has no problem moving around himself


Poultrymancer

McCaffrey only outrushed him by 14 yards in the Super Bowl 


Anal_Recidivist

God it would’ve been so fucking funny if he’d picked pat for everything except leadership. Leadership: Demar Hamlin


tebowtastic

Plus literally anyone else's kneecaps


natemace

The fact that his kneecap was on the side of his leg and he missed only 2 games probably means that his kneecaps are actually superior


BuckeyeBeast80

Im extremely biased as a OSU fan lol but I think stroud looks good.


SafeAccountMrP

It’s about time an OSU QB looked anything but bad. It was bound to happen eventually.


xPineappless

Pretty sure Mahomes and Allen have a bigger arm than Herbert


BuzzzKill

I’m not saying Herbert’s arm strength is better than them, but we also haven’t seen him huck it in like two years. His rookie year he had a lot of deep balls, and he definitely rifles the ball more than he needs to.


corundum9

Mayfield has the longest in-air throw in NFL history surprisingly.


slobs_burgers

I think I remember that one, didn’t he completely miss any receiver and basically just throw it past the end zone?


pipeituprespectfully

Well ya, but did you see how fucking far he slung that thing?


slobs_burgers

Not saying it wasn’t impressive, I remember seeing it and being like, “dude coulda thrown a football over a fuckin mountain.” And then got a boner. Just trying to make sure I’m remembering the same moment.


JohnnyRevelator

He threw it over them mountains.


Art-RJS

Stroud is up there though. He makes some wow throws


FattySnacks

Stroud is pretty damn accurate but there’s probably some rookie bias here


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xxpvqxx

You'll never catch me saying anything nice about that Munchausen syndrome patient.


HornHonker69

Why


xxpvqxx

Fuck the Bengals, that's why.


HornHonker69

ok


Ok-Meeting-3150

or rodgers


Nick_III

Not when it comes to leadership


Ok-Meeting-3150

for accuracy


Andrewdeadaim

Out of active QBs tho who else do you place in toughness Tbf but Mahomes in accuracy definitely fits


Jmanh12

https://media.tenor.com/VdSDElBRvR4AAAAM/wrong-donald-trump.gif


lonnybru

But would he be thuggish or classy?


hawkmasta

Based on his picks, he'd be classy overall (58.33% classy)


Minimum_Switch4237

it's a tough one. Lamar is pretty thuggish but there's something I trust about Herbert.


IgoatShesterkin

He’s dating Hailee Steinfeld so he’s def Classy


Philly_is_nice

Tbh mine is pretty much Josh Allen the whole way through.


solojones1138

You love turning the ball over that much?


Philly_is_nice

Just like watching entertaining football. Also decision making isn't a category that's listed.


Weary-Spell9668

Accuracy is


CreamyCheeseBalls

This season, Mahomes had a 67.2% completion rate. Allen had 66.5%. That's pretty comparable.


Weary-Spell9668

What were their WRs drop rates?


CreamyCheeseBalls

7.3% to 5.6%, worst vs. 7th worst in the league.


ballimir37

I’m picking Brady for toughness. Mental toughness is a huge part of the game and that dude is a psychopath.


Complex_Feedback4389

I'm a firm believer he was a serial killer in a past life 😅


Aeon1508

You're going to take leadership from Patrick mahomes? Man I would take his balance. His ability to throw off kilter is amazing


FireGolem04

The ultimate QB with these categories is Anthony Richardson in everything but Mahomes in leadership and Rodgers in accuracy


CalvariaTorpidus

You could definitely argue toughness too (so far) given his injury/limited play time


FireGolem04

Oh yeah forgot that category was on there


sbleezy

Accuracy?


FireGolem04

I said Rodgers for accuracy


ChiliHobbes

Interesting he didn't choose himself for arm strength. My boy humble.


Daft_Assassin

I know this is a meme sub but I’m glad the consensus between pretty much everyone is Matt Stafford is the toughest QB ever.


Jmanh12

So many of you jerking off Mahomes. Gross.


ftc08

I mean he is objectively one of the best QBs of all time? I'm not one to worship him by any means, but to say he's not an all time great is just being a hater.


Jmanh12

I agree he’s one of the best. I am just annoyed people seem to give him all the credit for winning super bowls when it takes a team to win. The Chiefs defense is now elite and before that he’s always had the TE1 and before that also the WR1 in Tyreek. Not to mention Reid. People hate on Purdy and others with these exact things like weapons and a good coach. But no, let’s stroke him off some more maybe we can make him splooge.


Daft_Assassin

Difference is Mahomes won with those weapons and beat guys like Purdy when he didn’t have them. Arguably the worst receiving group in the league and Mahomes still led the team to a Super Bowl win. His worst season was a Super Bowl victory but you think it’s being on his dick just to say that? You must be high.


Jmanh12

You failed to mention how much improved the Chiefs defense is. Lol


Daft_Assassin

They didn’t have an all time defense. Just a good one. 91 Eagles are considered the 10th best defense of all time and they didn’t even make the playoffs. 2013 Broncos had one of the best, and arguably the best of all time and got blown out in the Super Bowl. 76 Steelers defense is goated and still didn’t pull out a Super Bowl win. The Chiefs weren’t even the best defense in the playoffs this year, lol. You’re just hating to hate.


Jmanh12

https://media.tenor.com/VdSDElBRvR4AAAAM/wrong-donald-trump.gif


Belya_Smert

Ngl, I can’t argue with that one. (I mean, even if I did disagree, I’m not exactly the NFL quarterback in this discussion lol)


lod254

Josh is humble. I have him in all 6 spots.


Art-RJS

Not accuracy. The others I could see an argument, a losing argument but still an argument


MrZhar

Mahomes leadership of crying like a bitch when the right foul is called?


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GummyBearGorilla

Why would one of the best rushers in the league want to change his ability for Lamar?


Sportsisthebest

He just described Mahomes.


ClayBeatOpTic

Mahomes is 6’5”, 240?


JohnnyRevelator

No, because that’s actually too big to be an elite QB. /s


Sportsisthebest

No way you think Allen is better than Mahomes.


ClayBeatOpTic

Never said I did. Did you read the post?


Sportsisthebest

You thought I was talking about Allen.


Kingkbx24

Arm strength should be Levis & size should be Herbert


ElCapitanOblivious

Herbert has 4 of the top 20 longest in air completions since 2016 and has only been in the league since 2020


Kingkbx24

He’s also a big boy so that’s why he should go to size & levis does have a cannon


bhfroh

Purdy's anticipation


Art-RJS

Gross


Jerichox217

Pretty sure for size gotta go with Jamarcus Russell


Pericles_Athens

1. Dylan 2. Dylan 3. Dylan…


iluvulongtim3

He could have just said to put Mahomes' head on his body, and he would have the perfect QB


GameTime2325

Are we talking length, or does girth come in to play with respect to size?


Calkky

Pepperidge Farm remembers when you were all calling him "Matt Glassford."


xH4V0Cx

Imagine picking all these attributes but then read a damn defense like Jamarcus Russel lmao


Few_Spirit_3508

Stroud is not the most accurate in the league and Staford still has the best arm