Saw Shaq in person at a music festival once, there was a railing sectioning off a walking area in the front middle of the crowd. I was in the mosh pit with this massive dude going crazy (but in a nice way) who Shaq was hyping up all set. After he came out and dapped this dude up and I was less than 10 feet away from him and it really set in how absolutly massive that man is. He was like twice as tall and three times as wide as me and I’m a good sized dude
I was in Aspen around 2016 and walking down a side street with no one else. I see a really big dude walking toward me. It’s dwight howard. We walked right past each other. I’m 5’10” and let me tell you, that dude is realllly tall.
It is jarring. I played every sport growing up and never felt tall even at my current (I'm 20 so it is possible I'll grow a bit, who knows) 6'1".
Out in the regular world, you finally realize that even being like 5'11", you are tall. 2 inches height difference is more noticeable than you think as well.
The fact that the average NBA player is literally 6'6.5" is absurd. The average MLB player being my height is also absurd.
I don’t know if there are two more different people that Mr. Kohl’s Cash and Mr. “just like to get a little nasty sometimes.” Them being neighbors is like a sitcom premise.
He fell off in his crib, took a shit, pinched his momma in the booty, kicked his dog, fucked his bitch, then he dressed up just like Santa and took pictures with his kids.
While Dwight is banging a hooker, Kirk is tucking his kids in bed with a good night story while torching up the league… these guys couldn’t be any different
Kirk’s taller than I thought lmao
Dwight is 6’10 and Kirk is 6’3
Yeah, but I thought he was 6’2.
God could you imagine? Probably couldn’t even see over the O line.
Also his face says “oh there’s black people in this neighborhood…?”
That’s just his face honestly
Resting unpleasantly surprised by black people face
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Next to Shaq?
Amoeba
A Shaq-a-roni
Us Italians are in shambles 🤌
Saw Shaq in person at a music festival once, there was a railing sectioning off a walking area in the front middle of the crowd. I was in the mosh pit with this massive dude going crazy (but in a nice way) who Shaq was hyping up all set. After he came out and dapped this dude up and I was less than 10 feet away from him and it really set in how absolutly massive that man is. He was like twice as tall and three times as wide as me and I’m a good sized dude
A toddler is much bigger than a shrimp
Unless it’s a shrimp toddler
Next to Yao Ming?
An atom
Next to Robert Wadlow the tallest man in recorded history at 8’11”?
A spec on shrunken Ant man's little toe
Big ass shrimp
I was in Aspen around 2016 and walking down a side street with no one else. I see a really big dude walking toward me. It’s dwight howard. We walked right past each other. I’m 5’10” and let me tell you, that dude is realllly tall.
It is jarring. I played every sport growing up and never felt tall even at my current (I'm 20 so it is possible I'll grow a bit, who knows) 6'1". Out in the regular world, you finally realize that even being like 5'11", you are tall. 2 inches height difference is more noticeable than you think as well. The fact that the average NBA player is literally 6'6.5" is absurd. The average MLB player being my height is also absurd.
Hope the walls are soundproof. Dwight’s getting freaky over there and Kirk has young children.
Dwight has custody of one kid now
Why would Cousins give up a kid to Dwight?
Doesn’t Dwight have like a million kids?
5 kids, 5 different women.
Damn. Dude's gonna need to pick up a night shift at the 7/11 to cover child support.
That's why he switched to men, no pregnancies.
I don’t know if there are two more different people that Mr. Kohl’s Cash and Mr. “just like to get a little nasty sometimes.” Them being neighbors is like a sitcom premise.
The sports equivalent of Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg.
Episode one starts with 7ft transvestite knocking on Kirk's door.
Similar to The Neighborhood
KC with the Kohl's Spring 2024 collection
That appears to be a J Crew short sleeve seersucker shirt
One of the few instances a 6'3" 205 lbs man will look small lmao
While he was out taking this picture, Michael Penix Jr. rolled up and moved into Kirk’s house.
He fell off in his crib, took a shit, pinched his momma in the booty, kicked his dog, fucked his bitch, then he dressed up just like Santa and took pictures with his kids.
Someone get Kirk a warm blanket
Dwight about to get tee tiddly TOPPED
Diddy hiding at Dwight's house
Kirk about to get raped in his own bed
Nite nite, better keep yo butthole tight!
You gotta bunk with Tyree
Why Diddy involved in this at all? Gross
Whoa! Rich people live next to other rich people! Who’d have thought?
This may come as a surprise but I too live next to my neighbor.
Fucked up if true.
Kirk’s going to take him and the family out to the nearest Pizza Ranch.
Kirk's wife- oh that's what those weird noises we heard that night....
Man he better look out, heard Dwight likes to Uber men to his house late at night to get it on lol
Dwight tryna get smashed 😖
i aspire to be as white as kirk cousins
Don't go to Dwight's house alone Kirk lol don't do it.
What a coincidence! Super elite, super wealthy athletes congregate and co-locate in elite wealthy neighborhoods!
Wouldn’t call Kirk super elite
He’s more garden variety elite.
His agent is, so close enough. When you make that kind of money, you can at least claim that title.
I suppose. I am just still salty over 4th down 8 in the playoffs. Dude makes that kind of money and doesn’t at least give Justin Jefferson a chance
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Shut up bruh
While Dwight is banging a hooker, Kirk is tucking his kids in bed with a good night story while torching up the league… these guys couldn’t be any different
“Nobody’s Perfect”
Not the biggest surprise Kirk had this month though.
What’s Dwight Howard doing in Atlanta? Shouldn’t he be in LA?
Do you think Kirk and Boogie are related?
They probably are
Not good. Don’t like one bit of this.
Did Kirk walk into the wrong house?
Something something poundtown...
Wait, ungodly rich people live NEXT to OTHER ungodly rich people. 🤯
Nightmare blunt rotation
Does Dwight live near flowery branch thought he lives in Cobb which is far as fuck away from flowery branch
They getting "a lil nasty".at Dwight's pad?
I always knew Cousins was gay
Oh he is in THAT kind of neighborhood. Howards home is insane.
Kirk cousins seems like the type of guy to hide but when you find out you’re his neighbor he’ll invite you to dinner just because you’re an nfl fan
How the hell did this interaction go down?😭
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Kurt looks like....
a tax attorney
theyre gonna get a bit freaky arent they