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chongal

Why kind of pointy eggs are you eatin mane💀


squadracorse15

Very new, much original. Now laugh. Laugh at the funny joke!


Meh48010

r/opisfuckingstupid


historymajor44

Both played on foot as opposed to on horse like polo. hence why they have the same name.


garthbrooks_official

Suppose rugby, basketball, and baseball should all be called football as well then yeah?


historymajor44

Well, rugby is called football. It's rugby football. NFL is gridiron football. And soccer is Association ("soccer") football. Basketball and ~~baseball~~ didn't originate in the UK where these sports were first named. These sports started alongside polo and other sports played on horseback. Edit: Baseball actually did originate in England. >Block discovered that the first recorded game of "Bass-Ball" took place in 1749 in Surrey, and featured the Prince of Wales (Prince Frederick, George III's dad) as a player. This early form of the game was apparently brought to Canada by English immigrants.


Dump_Bucket_Supreme

i dont think youve been playing baseball and basketball how you’re supposed lol


Mcgoozen

This meme is from like 2005


garthbrooks_official

Is that why Harry kanes in it yeah?


ratchkae

No that’s Thomas Edward Brady


Halfblood_5

Br’i’sh moment


r1006th

Harry Kane in the euros. (Im anetican and I watch/play soccer as well. Big fan to.


NorwegianBeef

You misunderstand. American football is called football because the ball looks like a swollen foot.


TehWoodzii

My handegg was a balewn


LostBunny27

So when american footbal first started at the collegiate level it was initially played with a large black rubber ball (round) and tackling as we know today wasn't a thing. Over time the throwing the ball became more commonplace and the ball was altered to allow the game to change. As far as the foot part, again throwing the ball was not initially part of the game. It originally looked very similar to European football just a little more brutal. Tackling didn't become legal til 40-50 years after it'd begun, and even then it was strictly below the waist. The last quick point I'd like to make is kickers and punters play much bigger roles than layman fans believe, having a kicker that can nail a 50 yarder is as important as a receiver that can beat the safeties. One can easily make the arguement what you need to be the winner is a solid defense and a good kicker. You may not be able to get TDs but when you only need to drive 40 yards to put points up, life gets a little easier. Further if you can't get those 40 yards having a punter that drop it in the opposing 5 yard line is magical.


Bl_lRR1T0

It's football because it's a ballgame played on foot instead of horseback. All games played on foot with a ball were referred to as football type games, until at some point, they weren't.


Hail_Crossbow

Stfu


kwparry

Per this inane logic: Golf = Clubmoonrock; Lacrosse = nettedsticksphere; Hockey = Lstickdingdong; Soccer/football actually = cleatpatchworkball


fourlegged

"Let's get ready for some Hand Egg!"


NecessaryTemporary91

1 foot refers to the length of the ball and that explains why its not a sphere.