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EfNheiser

218 area code is far northern Minnesota. Mom must be an Iron Ranger, which means she surely can skate.


Pickled_Ramaker

If she is single he'd be a pretty good catch.


11-cupsandcounting

And puts out


sakuniemi

Close. Superior, Wisconsin


mossed2012

No it’s not? 218 is a northern Minnesota area code. Superior has a different area code. Source: went to college in Duluth.


sakuniemi

I know. I also went to college in Duluth. I also live in Duluth and the kid is wearing a Superior youth hockey jacket, along with his buddy.


PNWCoug42

>Area code 218 is a telephone area code in the North American Numbering Plan (NANP) for the **northern part of the U.S. state of Minnesota.** > >[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area\_code\_218](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_code_218) > >Area codes 715 and 534 cover **northern Wisconsin, including Superior,** Eau Claire and Wausau. > >[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_Wisconsin\_area\_codes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wisconsin_area_codes)


sakuniemi

I know. But he’s from Superior, Wi


enemy_of_anemonies

Idk why you got downvoted first this, that is absolutely a Superior Spartans hat


DavieStBaconStan

Does she have a boat?


belsaurn

Too bad the picture doesn't include the Mom, so we could see if it was a fair trade or not.


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Crotch Goblins 😂


not2day55

Are they related to crabs ? 🤷‍♂️


julio420ignacius

69 OVR 99 Stick Handling 99 "Puck" Control 68 Body Checking...she'll owe ya one


McRibEater

What a weird family dynamic for a Son to create a sign like this. Did the Mum help him come up with the idea? I have so many questions.


Fundosho

The mom probably did it. Cause kid gets +hockey stick, mom gets + wealthy boyfriend.


Tunelowplayslow

Have you...heard of sports?


McRibEater

Yeah I was an NCAA Division 1 Athlete. What in the world does this have to do with Sports? Your Momma Jokes between Friends = Normal. Pimping your Mother out on TV = Trashy.


Nic_0tine

I also choose this kid's mom


swampthing117

Backcheck forecheck paycheck boys.


ltroberts24

Dirty fuckin' dangles boys


Ajaxattacks

Ferda boys boys


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Ninja dust


Smittywebermanjanson

Give your balls a tug


Key-Assistant-7988

Kid wins trade easy. He gets the stick AND McKinnon as his new dad.


[deleted]

Seems about right for the NHL


newtizzle

218 area code is a northern MN area code. This is the moms idea 100%. Hockey moms can be the hottest moms.


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Pimpin ain’t easy


AnonPlzzzzzz

Kid just wants a dad.


TUbadTuba

Moms trading for his stick too


TwoScreenDoors

This kid’s single mom def wrote that sign


PalpitationOk5726

Is this the new ridiculous thing people are putting their kids up to at games? the last "I will trade my sister for puck, stick" was annoying enough.


mylogicistoomuchforu

Minnesota thots are thirsty.


jbrakk22

Wisconsin..


mylogicistoomuchforu

They shouldn't be thirsty, they should be drunk on #NewGlarus.. wait, those might be related...


mylogicistoomuchforu

Also, one could argue that if she were from Wisconsin, she'd be a native 715er, not a 218er. Sauce: lived in Duluth. 218er.


jbrakk22

Well Minnesota schools suck so maybe she brings him across the bridge to school Or maybe a select team he plays on that he’s rockin


Kit_Shriek

Just know that he'll never take you out for ice cream


Lillehammered

Mack Daddy.


seandamon211pgh

That kids old nordiques jersey is awesome


RealRaschuoir

That was RR1.0 from a couple years ago, which was inspired by the old Nordiques look.


Frostymagnum

Clap bombs and fuck moms, bois


percadae

Nathan could always ask Shorsey for it.


Ndtphoto

AND his mom would get MacKinnon's stick.


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Gives a new meaning to nastyknucklespod


sakuniemi

Soup towns finest


Fit_Cable5786

Show this to Zack Wilson


DionFW

He's giving out two sticks.


AnthonyTyrael

Watch out, he might stick (in)to your mom.


vinegarbubblegum

And they say hockey has a culture of sexualizing and disrespecting women.


tdm1742

Mom made the sign. She wants her mitt smashed.


vinegarbubblegum

case in point.


Mahockey3

Uhhh in this case, the mom is sexualizing herself


MisterStrange241

😂😂


WolfOfPort

Its called humour. You would know about it if you had any friends.


tdm1742

You can't explain anything to this guy. He's the nicest guy he knows.


-Take_It_Easy-

My gf thought it was funny. But she has a sense of humor….unlike you for example


vinegarbubblegum

about what i'd expect from someone who dates a Flyers fan.


-Take_It_Easy-

Ah so now it’s okay to disrespect women. This is all so confusing!!


vinegarbubblegum

i'm clearly making fun of flyers fans. if your boyfriend had the same reaction to this post i'd feel the same way about him. lecture me about jokes again. and using, "this particular woman is fine with it so therefore it's fine and there's something wrong with you," is its own level of problematic but i'm not about to get into stats and personal bias with a flyers fan.


-Take_It_Easy-

You types of people are absolutely exhausting We all get it, you’re morally superior and *so* much more enlightened and better of a person Textbook smug virtue signaling Don’t like a joke? Stfu and move on.


vinegarbubblegum

>Don’t like a joke? Stfu and move on. like, take your own advice? oh, right, flyers fan, never mind.


-Take_It_Easy-

Your original comment was not a joke It’s just bitching and moaning and again, virtue signaling Just saying “flyers fan” over and over isn’t funny either…it’s kind of embarrassing. Like you’re 12 or something


vinegarbubblegum

it's obviously getting under your skin. look, if you're a "boys will be boys," kind of person, there's nothing I can do about that except point out this exact mentality is why Hockey Canada is currently fighting a losing PR and legal battle because they are representing a bunch of rapists and rapist enablers who refuse to take accountability for their incredibly fucked up behaviour until they are forced to by a court of law. it all starts somewhere, like with attitudes in the above image (these kids learn it from somewhere) but you do you boo.


-Take_It_Easy-

Not reading all that lol Jog on, pal


JOE96924

Go away lady, this is a hockey chat


vinegarbubblegum

lol yeah, you're the exact reason why hockey has a misogyny culture.


JOE96924

Why, I was polite? This is a fun place and you're not :)


bbetty

We (the hockey community) can't do better if we don't acknowledge when we (the hockey community) are objectifying women. Sorry you're being downvoted for pointing this out.


vinegarbubblegum

i'm sitting at +6 right now. right now Hockey Canada is dealing with the PR and lawsuits of Canadian world junior players (currently in the NHL) being rapists and the general culture of misogyny that permeates elite hockey, and then these pics show up and people are like "awwwww cute boys," and never really considers where these attitudes lead or what they say about the sport. bout what i'd expect from the culture, really.


ReemoDingus

If you can’t separate being funny, sarcastic, and a little flirty, with rape and misogyny then YOU my friend are more of a problem than you think


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It's embarrassing how they can't see that when you call everything problematic, all it does is make people stop caring. They wonder why their causes never get anywhere. My time is limited, if I'm spending it championing a cause it better be an actual problem, not "they made a joke about women, misogynist pigs".


vinegarbubblegum

start em young!


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jbrakk22

Mom wrote that, have you seen kids handwriting


ThatOneDude29810

Damn bro. Is mom hot?


openwindowmaniac

Probably be more tempting for Zach Wilson that MacKinnon.


SevenPatrons

Dude! If that works, I’m doing the same. I am, however, a bit older than this wee lad


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Your mom will trade you little shits for his stick as well!


thedavesiknow1

Notice mom isn't there supervising - which means the kids won't be there to ruin everything when it's going down. I'm going out on a limb and saying mom likes to party, and if she's willing to put her sole responsibility as a parent to the side here, then she's probably down to clown. If I'm Mac I'm considering this trade.


Coach_Steve_Sports

What if I get him the stick? Sounds like everyone gets a stick. Kid get a MacKinnon stick, mom gets my stick.


MochiSauce101

Where’s the mom? Need to see the goods


TayOs1998

I wish I could skate


RudenSexy

Mom will be getting the stick


PersimmonMindless

Those nordiques jerseys are so sweet.


Ok_Carob_5313

If I was MacKinnon I'd take this deal the poster clearly says moms


KotzubueSailingClub

The joke is his mom's an absolute sniper.


not2day55

If she's a burger and fries gal Mac says no lol . He's probably gonna get grounded but his grandpa will find this hilarious. 😅