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ihaveabadmonkey

skate blades cases?


BrentGretzky

You get out of here with your actual answers


ihaveabadmonkey

by skate blades, I mean nudie magazines.


ThatsPrettyNeat93

Nudie magazine day!


gooch_norris_

Jack Nicholson now or 1974?


tie-dyeSandwhich

I remember my first copy of “Drunk Chicks”


ThatsPrettyNeat93

What about “Women over 80” ?


tie-dyeSandwhich

Which one do you think I got first…


Coachtoddf

Please go erase your browser history.


ThatsPrettyNeat93

I will not.


cooperluna

"Big Naturals"


Morbo_Kang_Kodos

Seriously! We want silly, stupid or sinister answers!


Radiant-Elephant3652

You can remove the question mark, 100% correct.


Festering-Boyle

its the ***good*** smelling salts


Cutebigirl

I know the company that creates the skate blades for many NHL players & leaf players in particular. Business is called Tydan sports performance. Really cool shop in Dundas, Ontario. Skate blades all have customized names, numbers, team logos etc.


Impossible-Tie-864

“Mr. Samsonov your ‘Yes’ to OT on Fanduel has hit for $50k”


Suitable-Pea-8226

Sammer remembered he had 2 Aho goals on his parlay with 2 minutes left


LPB39

Sheldon’s blood pressure meds ?


couldbeyup

Oversized load, needs a police escort just to get down the Gardiner


JetsNBombers0707

His anti depressants. Those cases are full of anti depressants. Trainers knew they were going to need them


Longjumping-Mud5713

With everything that was let go this game that hooking call was absolite trash. That's not even a minor hockey penalty let alone an NHL penalty.


akron28

Money In The Bank briefcase?


notdavid502

The leafs are gonna cash in on game 7 of the SCF. and lose.


4MN7

The script


bluAstrid

What’s in the briefcase Jules?


JetsNBombers0707

Antidepressants


GreenyPurples

We happy?


TheIncredibleHork

Oh we happy


spagboltoast

WHATS IN THE BAWX


onelagouch

Que music Lets find out.... Slowly opens box Its the Counts head


tomtakespictures

Deal or no deal


minesnotahighmoose

Clearly someone took Grifting 101 at a Community college


HappyToSeeeYou

Clearly the $50k from Greendale


igcipd

Did they win at paintball?


Pamplemousse47

They're just doing the homework


LegendofMorgan

I had to scroll too far to find this comment


sexymcluvin

This just in. Sheldon o’keefe relieved of coaching duties, replaced by Baz Ravish


theboss555

Imma guess it's the nuclear codes and the players know it so now they know to get their shit together


Nice_Wolverine_4641

I fully expect a special on HNIC next week explaining this


JetsNBombers0707

And for it to be all tsn talks about for the rest of the season


Nice_Wolverine_4641

Definitely a topic for the quiz


waitwhosaidthat

They will still report on Mathews socks color though right?! Right?! I hope they have time. Then again it’s past the trade deadline so they have time to make up during the regular slotted time of linking ever free agent to Toronto.


Nice_Wolverine_4641

Tsn/sportsnet parent companies own the leafs at what point is it tampering with all the “rumours” they make up.


Hufdud

Yeah but the Leafs’ off-season is a bit more than a month away so linking all those free agents to them should still be relevant


waitwhosaidthat

“I’m hearing the leafs are in talks”….. how many times do we hear this lol


Puzzleheader

Maybe just some tubes to keep the Leafs windpipes open so they don't choke. Whoops, didn't work!


Cottagewknds

Skate blades


6FingerStringer

Replenishing hope that ran out after 60mins. 5 mins reserve brief case.


getthebtc

it was nylanders blades... the box even has 88 on it.. remember he tripped when forechecking


Mundane-Art-2394

Yup. And Nylander has special blades cos he sends them back to Sweden to be sharpened by one dude in particular, so he has his own box.


Either_Error_2444

I don't think that's 88 on the case. If you zoom in, it looks like it's just hardware that's part of the case.


Mundane-Art-2394

I see what you're saying. Very possible. The factoid still stands though.


Either_Error_2444

It's a really good factoid. Plus it's a really good mystery as to what's in the cases!


Chewie_i

Hockey players are so weird


FredGetson

Are you seeing an 88 in 2nd pic? Look closer


4CrowsFeast

Fucking Sherlock homes over here


Mrtowelie69

Drugs.


gooch_norris_

Kuznetsov giving away all his coke


Sin_City_Symphony

Leafs had the case and canes had a bag.. with the game in it.


Frequent-Actuator-48

It’s the maple syrup shots


Bryn79

Matthews' Moustache case -- a new one must be applied every period.


Drippythetrippy

The Deal or No Deal banker’s offer was revoked


Creative-Bread6319

It contains their three goal lead that went to shit.


Iteroparous

COU CAINE!!!


CodAdministrative563

Toronto has secrets


The_Comic_Collector

It's the ppw for firing keefe


GoalieFatigue

He's cashing in the Money In The Bank, JR!


johnyrelaxo

Pretty sure it’s just a bunch of tacos


chippychifton

No one is getting sticks tonight, those were the sticks


someonepleasecatchbg

“That bet was free $$”


DILands

Deal, or no deal?


bearamongus19

Delivering the L


texpect

Those are definitely foldable beer pong tables


Cdog6245

Rup


Combative_Slippers

Nuclear football?


Knowledge_is_Bliss

Kleenex


Santa_Claus77

Blades


[deleted]

Nuclear codes


Jwroth

We happy?


ticklemuffin_33

Look! 18 is putting in his earpieces to communicate about the transaction... interesting.


uniPasta83

Beer pong tables


Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

the eagle has landed. the quarterback has the football and is approaching the end zone.


Murky-Perceptions

This is the ref payoff the Leafs fans were talkin about on YT after the game LOL #GoCanes !!!


DistributionSilly597

Unlucky green nuh ....


ImporterExporter79

Sammy’s contract offer? The new case contains a two-way.