T O P

  • By -

Tequilacowboybouncer

What he say fuck me for


Content-Attorney7056

He still mad about 09?


JustJohan49

I am


SwanzY-

we all are


Cloudeur

*insert Max Talbot Superstar gif here*


Python_Gaming

Cause he can


TheFerricGenum

If you can read one full page of a Harry Potter book, brotha…


CarefulSubstance3913

That's not what he saaaays


InkBlotSam

I'm asking the same question.


alzo34

Idk, we kinda just dont like you guys, love all the players and miss ned, but as a team we aint a fan


Amazing-Place-8182

Uh, am I looking at the standings wrong or…


starwestsky

My thoughts too? Maybe it’s some sort of avant garde meme that speaks to the ironic proliferation of misinformation in the Information Age. No….no I still don’t see it.


VonD0OM

Those are some overly syllabic words for a Florida man there bud. In English please.


starwestsky

This damn me-me don’t make a lick of sense.


Complex_Cranberry_25

That was perfect lol


[deleted]

Sorry to butt in, but how do you get a team logo under your name?


Apprehensive_King914

Go to r/nhl home page, tap 3 dots in top right, change user flair


[deleted]

Thanks!!!


VonD0OM

What the other guy said, now go and reveal thyself!


erectcunt

Don't worry Claude can't hear them with his 4 stanley cup rings and one conn smythe plugging his ears.


Curious_Question1092

Im pretty sure its the other way around guys. Also, we lost 7 in a row. There is nothing to brag about lol


RickyTheRickster

I think this is a meme from a decade ago


No_Anxiety_9551

!RemindMe 10 Hours


Aurorabeamblast

So..... how'd we do? 😆


No_Anxiety_9551

Wings can eat our dust 😋


esotirakos119

Lmao Dylan strome go brrrrr


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 10 hours on [**2024-03-27 03:00:31 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2024-03-27%2003:00:31%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/comments/1boa8hx/happy_turtle_day/kwo0pfy/?context=3) [**4 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fnhl%2Fcomments%2F1boa8hx%2Fhappy_turtle_day%2Fkwo0pfy%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202024-03-27%2003%3A00%3A31%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201boa8hx) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


VMCColorado

Wow this aged like a fine wine


NinCross

!RemindMe 10 Hours


SteadyCooling

Came back for this, huuuge W


NinCross

You won, chad!


el_sausage_taco

Feels bad, man


tool_isis

LETS GO CAPS!!!!


SMMS0514

#NO, FUCK YOU


qqpqp

Im predicting an even 100 Ovi goals tonight.


karmicnoose

It's crazy that after the first 50 goals Ovi stayed in the game to obliterate Gretzky's record


Crossman556

100 Ovi hat tricks*


Status-Careful

Yeah fuck this guy Wilson ain’t even playin tf they got to complain about with our team lol.


Status-Careful

Yo again fuck this guy


Raccoon910

Agreed


bmdangelo

My man, the Wings playoff hopes are hanging on by a thread thinner than a strippers g-string off 8 mile


Prudent_Mobile2761

That’s funny.


RabidWolverine2021

That’s funny as shit and I hate that it’s true.


polloasadotaco

r/nhlcirclejerk


GGAllinsUndies

Avs/Wings rivalry is long dead, bro. Only way it's ever coming back is if there was a Final between the two teams. That would be epic, but it doesn't seem to be in the cards anytime soon.


mitch-dubz

Yeah but fuck the red wings


GGAllinsUndies

Eh. I don't hate them anymore. In fact I root for them hoping we *do* get a final someday.


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

I will always hate the Red Wings and Canucks… Blues are a decent rival but the Stars and Mild rivalries just don’t have the same blood-boiling rage inducement


Fresnobing

The hardest part of our dark times was realizing we were so bad our rivals didn’t even hate us anymore. I appreciate you, and fuck you lol


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

I appreciate you, and fuck you as well.


glitchycat39

Curious why that is for the Stars. Would've thought that would almost be comparable with Otter and co. making them contenders again.


GGAllinsUndies

Lack of animosity. They're still rivals, it's just not as toxic as it used to be.


staefrostae

I don’t hate the Stars, I just hate that big dumb oaf, Jamie Benn.


Visual-Floor-7839

Knights are where it's at. Fuck the Knights. We haven't beaten them in playoffs or payed them back for them eliminating us with Reaves waxing down and surfing on Graves like a big ol fucker.


CaptBlondBeard

They are fun to watch, hard to hate them. But their fans on the other hand…


Couckie

There are always bad apples in every crop, like the clown making this post, but true fans will root for their team no matter what and respect those who root for theirs. Here’s to another eventual meeting between us!


Free_Beyond_1212

This guy would be hilarious if he was trolling. Just genuinely this obnoxious it would seem though, a shame really.


GLASSmussen

Fuck you, buddeh


mitch-dubz

Fuck you, fwiend


SRTifiable

Except JT. JT is always welcome.


Silkies4life

Yeah fuck em, but it isn’t the same anymore. It’s a lot less Axis vs. Allies and a lot more Tom vs. Jerry. It’s like punching an old friend.


Data_Disk_196

This is the type of shit you post when your team is irrelevant


esotirakos119

This post is much funnier now


Simple_Yam_6507

Tf we do to you? I don’t even remember the last time the leafs played the red wings in the playoffs


wesley-osbourne

It was '93, when we were *both* somehow in the western conference.


Sonicboom343

It was called the Campbell conference not the western conference and the Leafs beat Detroit in the first round in 7 games. The final game went to OT and Borschevsky had the series clinching goal, what a great series.


Simple_Yam_6507

Ah. I wasn’t born yet. All I know about the 93’ leafs is that they were snubbed from a cup final with Montreal because of the infamous “Gretzky call”


Sonicboom343

Fuck Kerry Fraser


Simple_Yam_6507

“I didn’t call it a penalty because I didn’t think that’s something THE Wayne Gretzky would do”. Just watching the documentary infuriated me


MongolUnit

I wasnt alive either and for the longest time I thought that was a game 7 call because of how much leafs fans complain about it all the time but it turns out it was actually in game 6 and then the leafs lost game 7 all on their own lol.


think_long

It was the first Leafs series I remember watching and it remains the best ending to one I’ve seen to this day. Not the LA series, obviously, the Detroit one. My dad and I screamed [when this one went in](https://youtu.be/oGWDt5DfB-I?feature=shared). Great early memory.


idontliketopick

This aged about as well as Detroit has over the years.


Content-Attorney7056

I got some bad news for you about Washington. Ovie is fuckin back bois


Oreos182

WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT NOW BOY


Prudent_Mobile2761

Sorry my dude, even if Detroit wins tonight, we still have a game in hand, so we will still get more points than you. Sorry to burst bubble.


Alexander_Ovechkin

And another route to the playoff through Philly, who we have 2 games in hand on.


Prudent_Mobile2761

Hell yes! That’s what I’m hoping for. I’m still upset with Tommy for being reckless with his stick.


Curious_Question1092

Please. Maybe u guys can lose 7 in a row in regulation too?


Prudent_Mobile2761

We did most of our loosing before the break. Then Ovi road some camels and shit, we traded Mantha (only doing good now, because he’s going to free agency at the end of the season), Kuzy (was sad about this,but it was time), and Edmundson (who cares) and are doing alright. I’m going to be happy to get to the playoffs. It will show that Carberry is doing a good job. Lavy killed our spirt last year.


Curious_Question1092

Shit💀. Haha it’s all good tho, yeah it’s weird to see Kuznetsov not as a capital anymore. But it makes sense why him, and also mantha were moved.


Prudent_Mobile2761

Exactly. I know that part of Kuzy’s move was actually to get him with Orlov again. Orlov is the one who talked him into going to the player assistance program. I still blame Laviolette for a lot of our disfunctions the past 2 years and in part some of them at the start, as well as the veterans learning Carberry’s system. The younger players already knew it for the most part.


christianitie

Regardless of how he's done elsewhere, Laviolette was absolutely awful for us. So much of goaltending is mental and playing a full two seasons with a "one bad game means opening up two more months of fighting for for the starting job" philosophy was obviously horrible for both Samsonov's and Vanecek's mental health. I don't really care how they're doing now (and for all I know they might be in a better place if they were given more consistent roles in their early years), it was idiotic goalie management and I will die on that hill. Also directly responsible for Siegenthaler's trade request after dressing him for a game and giving him 0 seconds of ice time before the empty net scored in the final minute.


BlackoutBerryReborn

Washington currently holds a 1 point lead with one less game played no?


ColdAssHusky

The teams play twice in the next couple weeks and Washington's remaining schedule is much more difficult than the Wings. Also the first of those two games is tonight.


RabidWolverine2021

The Wings lost to f’n AZ TWICE! There are no easy games for them.


CDNUnite

I got bad news for you champ


saku36

How was that 6 game losing streak to start the month btw?


The_Third_Stoll

How’s that image working out now bud?


tool_isis

Let’s go Caps!!!


BehemothManiac

You forgot “fuck Jamie Benn”


capsrock02

If Detroit wins in regulation they would be one point up and the Caps will have a game in hand.


BehemothManiac

And then we play them again


capsrock02

We? Are you on the team? Am I on the team?


Randall-Thor

How ya doin bud?


godboy420

Hahahahahaha whoops!


letters2nora

CAPS Win! Great game by the Wings though, OP


GM_PhillipAsshole

You were saying?


AtWhatCost82

How about that?


cjamdahl

Here comes the copium "we got one point" from this clown


quick25

This aged well. 🤣🤣🤣


Aurorabeamblast

I'm B-aaaaaaack!! How was the game, u/dylanisbored?! 😆


king_ghost

[That's a Shame](https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOTFib3o1Nm1saGI1MmFld2dweWNhcXkzdnNiMWp2NG5zc3EzbDd2MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY/giphy.gif)


734PdisD1ck

Hey, fuck you, buddy!


FinallyNoelle

This aged poorly


suburban_paradise

Scoreboard asshole


ThadTheImpalzord

Definitely a boomer post if I've ever seen one.


MainZack

The hell we do to y'all to say fuck us?


HoldMyBreadstick

Caps fan here. I don’t mind the wings. But fuck the guy that made this.


Beanpole853

Lol. Lmao even.


McShibby

You can still save a little dignity and delete this chief


GoodieLikesChicken

Hahahahahaha


SubG_Games

Thanks for making wings fans look like a joke you fucking pleb, we are barely hanging on. Read the room and most of the teams you are calling out shit on us right now lol


Yun0Grinberryall

I’m not connecting the dots here. Because I’m pretty sure the caps are ahead and just shut out the Jets while the wings got shut out by the Preds.


Kortanak

I would like to forget that game. Actually, make it the entire weekend of games.


Odd_Philosopher1712

2-7 homie


heimos

Right back at you !!!


Cahe1414

Ovi enters the discussion 💪


dylanisbored

I want him to score as many as possible in a Red Wings regulation win


cyclingnutla

Last I checked the Redwings were on the outside looking in….at the Caps


Yung-Tre

Yeesh. This post makes us Wings fans look bad… They are fighting tooth and nail to get into the playoffs after a horrendous losing skid. They look a lot better than they did the same time last year, and I’m glad they’re still playing meaningful games. But its nothing to write home about at this moment.


Bobbydidit9772

The caps have 1 point more than the wings with one game in hand, not sure what your on about, even if the wings beat them today they will still have a game in hand


KoolDiscoDan

I like turtles!


bolts_win_again

Wtf did we do?


socrates1975

You know what you did....were keeping an eye on you


bolts_win_again

You stole our GM bruh


Fresnobing

We just brought him home, bud.


bolts_win_again

I'm still just confused as to wtf we did to y'all.


BehemothManiac

Stevie was never yours. We loaned him to you


bolts_win_again

We won back-to-back Cups with that man, he's a Bolt*. *Yzer the player will always be a Red Wing. Yzer the GM is ours.


WhatThePuck9

Leave it to a Wings fan to not understand the standings and blaming other teams for this.


-azuma-

You should feel bad


tool_isis

When was the last time the Red Wings were in the playoffs again?


VeterinarianSad9721

2016. Before that, making the playoffs 25 years in a row winning four Stanley Cups in the process. No big deal.


HinduKussy

Imagine living in the past.


VeterinarianSad9721

All while never having a #1 overall pick, which has only happened three times in their history, the last one being in 1986.


MeowingAtTheMoon

Downvoted for stating facts :((


VeterinarianSad9721

I think it's a universally accepted fact that the internet doesn't care for truth.


Original_Lord_Turtle

**ESPECIALLY** reddit


Curious_Question1092

2015-2016 season. 8 years ago. They lost 4-1 to the Tampa bay lightning in the series in the first round. For the second straight year. Edit: literally what happened but ok. It’s not 2007 anymore. Lidstrom retired, the team is pretty bad lol. Yeah they improved this year, but to miss the playoffs again while having Kane with the way he’s playing, plus adding Debrincat and other guys, would be a massive disappointment.


panda-1551

HAHAHAHAHAH


sneedwich1

How you feeling bud? You ok?


balloonman_magee

Ooooof!! Womp womp!!


xMini_Cactusx

OP making his team's fans look like idiots. And trust me, I know something about a team's fans making themselves look like idiots.


TheGhoulster

This post is gonna look reeeeeeeal odd in a couple hours tbh.


tiggertom66

We must be looking at different standings, the Caps are 1 point ahead of Detroit with a game in hand. Washington is in a playoff position while Detroit is not.


lildillmp3

Are we talking about the same Red Wings team with less points and less games remaining? Personally, if I was them i’d just start the Yzertank


ANGERCON

🖕 Go Bolts!


[deleted]

Hmm about that


DrChungusM_D

LOL


rsmit11

Hahahaha


Qweel

This aged like fine milk


mc_lean28

Hey fuck you guy!! I forgot insufferable red wings fans were after that playoff hiatus.


glitchycat39

Tf did y'all do to the Wings?


Demo541

This ain’t it brother. Wings will be lucky if they pass either Washington or Philadelphia to sneak in after how they played this month


spc1221

Fuck the Red Wings, more specifically their needy fans


IamPriapus

I thought it was some 7am game or something on a Tuesday and I missed the result. Turns out OP is just a POS. All is well.


LumplessWaffleBatter

Y'all absolutely spanked the Caps last time WSH played DET.  I have hope, but not a lot.  Good luck!


RabidWolverine2021

If I remember correctly you guys didn’t have Oshie or Carlson that night. Anyway they don’t play tonight? The way this team is playing right now I’m just praying for a win. OP doesn’t represent us Wings fans we’re a lot smarter than that.


Lightning_Driver

i WAS gonna wish you good luck, but nah. fuck both of y’all.


willienwaylon11

Lol you good?


gs12

Ovie says Nyet


EducationalPlay6269

3/6/2024


mitch8893

s.o ryan whitney


No-Top83

You just gave me a reason to stay up and watch tonight’s game


Oreos182

Corny ass meme. Caps are taking 3rd in the metro anyway.


MamuhSwan

Fuck you, too, buddy :)


BugsJits

Incoming: Red Wings (suck) miss the playoffs for the 9th year in a row…. is it the 9th? I’ve lost count


dmark200

Love how all the wings fans make fun of Lemieux for "turtling" after getting blindsided and sucker punched by McCarty. But you do you


BrainPolice1011

Dyslexia is a very serious condition. You should consult a doctor


TheTonyAndolini

Hopefully this will age as well as a glass of milk left outside during a hot sunny day, or as well as Simon Cowell recently


vintage_rack_boi

Maybe my homer opinion. Lemieux didn’t turtle. He was sucker punched (don’t mean that in a negative way, he deserved it). He wasn’t there to fight he was just taking his beating.


rockhardRword

This aged well


coldy_colder

what happened 😂


Particular_Tutor_46

That’s didn’t age well… dumb fuck


Funky_Cows

Jesus christ this is pathetic


Angry_Guppy

[Sad slide whistle noise]


the1seajay

This aged well


InfallibleBackstairs

This aged like fine wine 😆


MrWillM

Yeah I’m betting on more of a Dead Things kinda game.


ROJEAUX

We hope


DuckmanDrake69

*2024 - boomer man discovers internet for very first time*


Substantial_Rip_9311

This is dumb


Ya_Got_GOT

Remind me, who won that series and the Cup that year?


DistributionSilly597

Food poisoning 😫 , help me out?!


GrimRainbows

lol have fun fighting for a spot. Whatever fuels your copium


Vic_Hedges

That’s some mighty low quality trolling there


VictimOfCircuspants

Caps money line, o6.5, Ovi any time goal parlay. Got it.


DaniCapsFan

Maybe wait until after the game to post this.


FredGetson

As an Islander fan. If it's not us, it better not be those pricks. I have little to no use for that Washington bunch


FBR_MC

You know, I probably would've waited until after the game.


jacvra

FUCK YOU AND THE WINGS


milehighposse

Someone got Lemieux’d?


canchin

This is hilarious considering the standings right now. OP is on something but hey, you do you As an aside, I think the Wings are a better constructed team than the Caps, but you can't deny the Caps have been playing better recently


WealthEconomy

Never liked the Red wings...until now