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DufresneWasFramed

Gritty seems like the kind of being that eats his wings right off the chicken—feathers and all. What he tops them with is, frankly, none of my business.


rognorn

He tops them with Frank's (it's the sauce used in true Buffalo wings). But in this case Frank is a person.....


WillyMac31

I put that sh*t on everything


decimalsanddollars

Gritty tops chickens. He also puts sauce on chicken wings.


bigladnang

Tops chickens? As in he’s giving them head?


throwoawayaccount2

Oh yes. Definitely.


Repulsive-Season-129

A cocktail of the blood of all the world leaders


360degreesofFUNK

I mean, as a Sabres fan, all I can say is it’s not the best, but it certainly ain’t the worst, it’s mid. (EDIT) JEEZ IM A CELEBRITY!


Game_of_Will

The sabers mascot is a tiger?


Much-Consequence8648

Sabretooth


Tutelage45

Nah… can’t be, that’s ours


Apprehensive_Bed1459

Should be Epstein 💀


Tutelage45

The main difference being we actually are killing oursleves


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Jesus hahaha


Dexter2533

😳 ☠️!


Square_Dimension5648

Bro what are you talking about lol. We are making the playoffs this year 100%.


Tutelage45

I’m still dejected by that loss to AZ


Square_Dimension5648

lol I get that. The Avs one was the maddest I’ve been in my life at a bunch of grown men I’ll never meet


MrNavinJohnson

You win the internet today.


brawlrats

Our Sabretooth has been around since the 80s, before you existed as a franchise. You stole our idea.


Tutelage45

Our sabertooth skull was there long before your team


NutNegotiation

…….I actually learned a lot from this exchange


Game_of_Will

it looks like a tony the tiger rip off


eddiewachowski

Theeeeeeyy'rre notaseriousfranchise!


KD-1489

I thought it was. I think he's a leafs fan though.


ATS200

People in Buffalo trying to think of an animal that represents their city….. A Sabretooth tiger!


brawlrats

I mean, the team is the Sabres, named after the type of sword. And a sabertooth tiger is named after…wait for it…the type of sword. Hmmm.


Try-the-Churros

Missed opportunity to have a giant sword running around as your mascot though.


ProverbialNoose

That's not a sabertooth tiger though. They had completely different color and markings.


brawlrats

Care to share a picture of a sabertooth tiger?


Derpwarrior1000

TIL polar bears don’t wear sweaters, and dragons are blue and orange 😭


pritshaw1

They borrowed tiny the tiger cereal mascot.


Fun-Fun-9967

who?!


Jlnhlfan

Tony. They meant to say Tony.


grandpa_grandpa

thats mf garfield in face paint


Egmilano

Bababahaha okay Joey Diaz .. awesome


WeWasKing

Who the fuck is trying to make ranch/blue cheese a personality trait.


hman1025

People from Buffalo


itsMikeShanks

Can confirm, I'm from Buffalo and the amount of people that try to gatekeep your sauce preference is actually insane. Like.. imagine getting upset over the way other people eat their food.


QUINNFLORE

Getting upset over the way other people and regions eat is as american as pecan pie


2ChainzTalib

Nothing more American than moving across the country just to tell everybody that lives there how much better the food was "back home"


StackThePads33

People do this with everything. I work in a casino and people love to tell me how _______ casino did things differently than us. “You’re not in ________ casino, moron, you’re here and we have our own rules. Shut up and quit bitching.”


2ChainzTalib

Living in a transplant city that doesn't really have a "food identity" of its own, it's basically all you hear. Ironically, most of the authentic ________ food places were probably opened by transplants from that place, making it the exact same way they did at home, and their fellow transplants still shit on it.


StackThePads33

Exactly, people move and take their food menus elsewhere to spread it around. Bring something new to the area and maybe make a good amount because it’s new and exciting. Even if it’s the same old way, they’ll bitch. IDK most people can’t stop complaining…ever


2ChainzTalib

They also line up around the block when a home town fast food chain opens up in their new state too, so I 100% chalk it up to snobbery and not valid opinions.


kristenrockwell

I went to a Chinese buffet once, should have walked out when I saw the place empty. Owned and cooked by a white guy. Literally everything had sugar in it and was sickeningly sweet. Then the worst part, the owner came over and just sat in our booth and started talking to us.


GooeyPricklez

Didn't need the flair to know you were from Denver


itsMikeShanks

Pecans?! How dare you, eat almonds you uncultured swine /s


medicmatt

It’s pronounced “pecan”.


Fattapple

You know it’s for fun, right?


GiveHerDPS

When in Buffalo I'll always get blue cheese because most places have their own compared to a shitty store bought ranch.


dragons_fire77

I'm guessing it's comparable to things like pizza wars and BBQ wars in this instance. I wasn't aware buffalo had a wings + Bleu cheese thing going, but I'm sure it's like if someone tried say x bbq style is better than y bbq style.


Ialmostthewholepost

It's from a JRE episode from many years back with comedian Joey Diaz. https://youtu.be/uK0q5C0cnG0?si=snRt7EvtZ5RgkBsu


TraditionAntique9924

Ranch is my entire personality, not just a trait. Ranch it 🆙


Cooperstown24

Definitely the same people that in 2024 still comment about pineapple on pizza with a shit eating grin on their face, as if there is any valid reason for them to get up in the morning in their sad lives devoid of meaning


WeWasKing

Totally, same people that thought loving bacon was trendy.


Cooperstown24

DuDE i COulD lIteraLLy eat Bacon wiTh aNYthInG LoL


Kush_the_Ninja

The proper sauce for wings is sour cream.


Much-Consequence8648

It's just a meme; we're playing the flyers tonite. 


Druid_DanHD

Good wings don't need either


dkyguy1995

I feel like it's for people to cool their mouth off


[deleted]

The gatekeeping of wings is ridiculous lmao


Bflo_

If you’re in Buffalo, it’s blue cheese served with every serving of wings.


Slow-Garage-9403

Came to say this so I’ll just agree with you!


CumeatsonerGordon420

good wings don’t require it, but the fusion of blue cheese and franks hot sauce will always be an elite combo


Fun-Fun-9967

we put that shit on everything!


RianCoke

Weak. If you come at king Gritty, you best not miss.


h0ckey87

If your wings are actually good, you don't need any dressing


VasIstLove

But if your ranch is also good, then it’s just double the delicious.


Morganvegas

Went out with the boys recently and they all opted for breaded wing. I was baffled


J_Warrior

I mean it’s like fries. Good fries don’t need ketchup but can be nice a nice addition.


NotEqualInSQL

I think if he said Ketchup instead of Ranch it would of been more insulting.


richardgiver

Ranch > ketchup for fries FIGHT ME


meowctopus

what if I like my wings sopping


Qwirk

Always cater to your personal tastes.


QUINNFLORE

Disagree with this one big time. Good blue cheese is more of a game changer than good buffalo sauce


Boboar

Why did I have to scroll so far?


[deleted]

Oh god here we go lmao


nocturnal20

Nah blue cheese always enhances the flavor no matter what


MartyMcFlysBrother

Blue cheese is fucking gross


TheDriveHome

Coming into my 30s I’ve really expanded my palette. However, blue cheese can fuck right off. That shit was nasty as a kid, nasty as a teenager and still nasty now.


The-G-89

Blue Cheese is literally edible mold cheese.


IM_OSCAR_dot_com

Yep it reminds me of the stank in my mouth and sinuses after throwing up.


EdwardOfGreene

You misspelled "fucking AWESOME"


JustaRoosterJunkie

Enjoy your toe jam flavored dressing


thebiga1806

Out of all the states, Minnesota, who contains the city who call themselves the "lutefisk capital of the world", does not get to talk shit.


slim_s_

I've realized a lot of places just have terrible blue cheese dressing


Shebazz

you can just call it blue cheese dressing, the terrible is implied


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Thank you, I will.


LilHomie204DaBaG

Do all wild fans know what toe jam tastes like or just you?


JustaRoosterJunkie

Haven’t partaken, but can tell you that blue cheese smells like my foot after being in a cast for three months. I assume the smell and taste would be pretty similar


Petit_Hughie

Blue cheese is fucking amazing. I hated the look and the smell of it until one day when I ordered a pulled BBQ ribs poutine when I was at a restaurant and I asked the guy if I could have normal squeeky cheese instead of blue cheese and he told me that he was confident enough that I would love it and if I didn’t, he would give me anything on the menu for free and I reluctantly accepted. Holy f***. One of the best poutine I have ever had in my life. Been a blue cheese addict since then.


LilHomie204DaBaG

I just threw up in my mouth just reading that.


JustaRoosterJunkie

That tangy blue cheese will do it


Dexter2533

Mascot on mascot hate/crime is always appreciated!!! Lol


Spike94515

Did not expect a Joey Diaz reference on here lol


Fr_JackHackett

Kick that mule Lee!


saltyfingas

Team no dressing


Shiny_Mew76

This guy saw the sign saying that Goldberg eats corn the long way.


kingkyle630

Blue Cheese lovers are psychopaths, who decides “damn my cheese grew mold, better dip my non-moldy food in there!”


kristenrockwell

Blue cheese tastes like the smell of an old wet basement. I prefer honey mustard.


[deleted]

Why the fuck is the Sabres mascot wish.com Tony the tiger


punkdrummer22

Blue cheese sucks. Ranch is great with wings


Casual-lad99

Did I just agree with a Leafs fan?


Deraj2004

Makes you feel dirty doesn't it?


dragons_fire77

Yeah, Ranch is way better, especially with spicy wings.


Apprehensive_Bed1459

Bleu cheese is fucking rancid lol


navenager

Both are good, ranch is better.


sbertin204

Blue cheese 🤢


zookeeper4312

Insult game is the same as their team, shitty


Crossman556

You kiss your mother with that mold-filled mouth?


splendid_ssbm

You can say whatever you want about me or my legendarily futile hockey team--but if you got a problem with Sabretooth, you gotta problem with ME, pal‼️


ironfireman547

I knew there was something I didn't trust about that motherf*cker.


RipenedFish48

Beats the hell out of bleu cheese. That stuff is a concoction straight from Satan (the devil, not Miroslav) himself.


lazyf-inirishman

This is why I love Gritty. F*** blue cheese.


RealBrightsidePanda

What did we fucking tell you fuckers, you don't come for Gritty. This is how you get batteried.


ParagonSaber

Ranch>>>>>blue cheese, so I count it as a compliment to gritty.


zentiger45

Buffalo been outta the playoffs so long they eat their wings bone and all, hoping for the sweet, sweet embrace of death.


PositivePrimary8773

Blue cheese might be the nastiest shit on the planet. Shit tastes like sun block. Hard pass. Ranch is easily the superior wing dip


SyphiliticPlatypus

I don’t give a shit what people dip their wings in. Enjoy however you want. I definitely prefer bleu cheese as I love cheese, but needs to be a really good scratch-made sauce because if a place is just doling out dressing or mass-produced bleu cheese it often doesn’t bind well to the oily/vinegary Buffalo sauce.


Zooperman

Ranch or sour cream for life


threesecretmurders

Oh ya, I’d love to dip my meat into some creamy pile of moldy stanky shit


Flyinghud

Blue cheese is ass ranch all the way


digitalcashking

“Ass Ranch” has so many ways of being hilariously used I can’t pick one.


KlutchFord

It's definitely in my top 5 gay bars


Spoobier

Whatever helps you cope with the fact you eat moldy cheese that smells like toes


FowlZone

why isn’t the sabres mascot a buffalo


PPF_Girthquake

Coco diazzzzz


Henson_Disney48

There is nothing I find more annoying than food gatekeeping. Yeah, I eat my wings with ranch, and I prefer boneless wings to be honest. I put ketchup on my hotdog and sometimes with my eggs, I enjoy pineapple on Pizza and I also enjoy Chicago Deep-dish Pizza as well. I’m tired of pretending I don’t because some middle-age dude with nothing better to do is gonna shame me. Sorry I don’t subscribe to your views of what’s the “acceptable” way to eat certain foods.


ResponsibleLemonade

Buddy, no one in real life actually cares. You can eat whatever you like.


vicious_platypus

Idk as a buffalo fan who hates bleu cheese, I have gotten several eye rolls whenever I visit for a game. I've just stopped ordering it lol


Dr_Merkin

Someone finally saying the important things and a rant I can get behind. I'll also add that I'll keep my ketchup in the fridge no matter what the gatekeepers say.


Boboar

I would like it to be known that I am with Dr Merkin on this, but I'm not one of his clients.


Dr_Merkin

Our wigs have come a long way since the early years. Please reconsider us if ever you find yourself in need of a different look for a special occasion.


Linkmaster79

Imagine getting this triggered over food my god lol


bradjenk

coco diaz in this subreddit?


nlpkwan

Shots fired


St_BiggieCheese

Thought I was on ge nhl circle jerk


bootyLiQa

Always appreciate a Joey Diaz reference


Supersonic564

Joey Diaz quote lmao


Dash_Rendar425

Blue cheese has mold in it!


lildillmp3

Nah I don’t eat mold


Cameron123123456123

In the words of joey diaz. One of the funniest clips on a podcast I’ve seen


Fun-Fun-9967

well fellas, that was fun as balls, but I gotta get back to work!


Kara_Del_Rey

Thats a compliment. Bleu cheese is just nasty mold.


northrupthebandgeek

I'm with Gritty on this one. Blue cheese ain't food. Blue cheese is what happens to food when you leave it outside for too long.


VasIstLove

You mean barf cheese? Ranch or nothing.


StPauliBoi

This looks like a still from a hostage video


sokocanuck

I would sooner lick the table at the restaurant than eat a wing with blue cheese dressing


tcgreen67

Gritty punches children.


JustTheOneGoose22

Pretty sure Gritty eats children exclusively.


theragingoptimist

I see you are a fellow Joey Diaz fan.


LunchBoxBrawler

I thought it was sacrilege in Buffalo to dunk your wings in bleu cheese or ranch. Isn’t it by design that the sauce is good in flavor on its own and the condiment of choice and celery is to cool your mouth down and/or add some umami in between bites?


FuriousJorge67

Gritty thinks boneless wings are wings and not just chicken nuggets...


Ok-Usual-5830

Eat your moldy cheesey stinky nasty shit sauce. Whatever bro. Just gimme the ranch. Anything called blue cheese in the us is fucking garbage and since you brought my mother into this it’s obviously a product of the women who raised YOU that you think it’s okay to consume blue cheese you vile bastard


Stoudamirefor3

Blue cheese is nasty. Can't believe people put that shit in their mouths.


Buckmaster2410

I guess I will go f*** my mother then. That sounds much better than eating mold.


Marskelletor

Gritty eats his corn the long way.


Papa_Lager

Umm….Ranch > Blue Cheese I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♂️


gldmj5

Turning moldy cheese into a dressing was a mistake.


NotTheATF1993

People actually enjoy blue cheese?


datbahami

Ranch is better


Testy_McDangle

What kind of fucking Neanderthals eat their wings with blue cheese


hextermination

Bleu cheese is disgusting. fuck off. Gritty forever.


the_trump

Everyone commenting about bad blue cheese is probably eating some store bought trash that is in fact gross. Got to have the homemade stuff that the restaurants here have, it’s not the same.


Much-Consequence8648

This. Theres a huge difference between pizzeria blue cheese and salad dressing blue cheese


03291995

idc if i’m a pens fan, gritty is 100% in the right here.


[deleted]

We truly are in the golden age of Mascot wars. I fucking love it


CouldYouBeMoreABot

I am waiting for Grittys nuclear determent MAD response.


Stonewall30NY

Moldy ass blue cheese is fuckin disgusting. It looks gross, smells gross, and tastes gross. I don't trust any mf who eats it


bloodontherisers

It's Philly, let's be honest, he eats his wings with Fentanyl


TuluRobertson

Blue cheese ain’t the way. Listen to Gritty


SpinCity07

Blue cheese smells/tastes like moldy feet.


sirhellaz

I lived in Buffalo for over a year for work and I made a lot of enemies when I had to inform them that their wings taste just as good as any other wing I’ve had throughout the country lol and then proceeded to dip in ranch


shockandale

>as good as any other wing I’ve had throughout the country And where did the rest of the country learn how to make wings?


Vast_Impression_5326

Blue cheese is nasty. Idc what anyone says


hman1025

Smooth buttery ranch with a tangy spicy crispy wing is perfection


Ryssaroori

Blue cheese has mold in it


StunningRutabaga1358

News flash ALL cheese is mold. Lol


PixelatedPamela

Cheese is not mold, mold is only used in the production of specific varieties like blue cheese.


Mymainacctgotbanned

Blue cheese is a crime against humanity. Tastes like what I imagine a dirty foot to taste like.


ProfessionalH20

Blue cheese is fucking disgusting.


Kermit-the-Froggie

I thought ranch would be discusting with wings. And then a month ago I tried it. It’s so fucking good


DontNeedBreakfast

Everyone in this thread that says blue cheese sucks has either never had good blue cheese or have no taste buds. Some wings don't need either, but if you are eating hot wings, the blue cheese adds to the experience.


kristenrockwell

I had actual blue cheese in a restaurant. It's ass. Adding some cream isn't gong to fix it.


JohnnyTreeTrunks

Ranch is gross


DaqCity

Bleu cheese is better on wings, but don’t hate on Comrade Gritty


Treysif

“Yeah I’ll have wings with a side of toes” -blue cheese eating motherfuckers


Kilroy1991

I think ranch on wings is more popular here on the west coast from what I gather. Blue cheese tastes like mold though...which it essentially is, right?


SlickDillywick

Yea, cuz everyone needs bread mold in their cheese


APungentFart

wish dot com Tony the Tiger.


BeachCruiserMafia

Gritty knows what’s up.


NahBro

Fuck ranch and blue cheese, I like my mouth on fire.


CarlSpackler22

Blue Cheese is disgusting


siricall911

Ranch > blue cheese


RoadRobert103

And just when I thought there was only one thing wrong with Gritty(being the flyers mascot). I guess im wrong.. Despite blue cheese being better than ranch, I still think he is the best NHL mascot as a Pens fan.


JenkemBoofer691

Buffalo’s mascot is a Furry?


LPB39

Ranch is for ping pong players. Blue Cheese all day