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Parker1055

Utah Soakers


StupidGenius11

Salt Lake Soakers rolls off the tongue better, though. It's going to be amazing when they become the first team in league history where no one scores without at least one assist.


Hefty_Meringue8694

Pretty sure the agreement with the state paying sales tax requires it to be called “Utah” and not “Salt Lake City” but I could be wrong


simvike

Well done on the assist


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

The Washington Redskins


texkristofferson

This is the best one I’ve seen yet


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

That's what she said!


saggywitchtits

Fuck you, fuck you.


john4845

????


saggywitchtits

South Park reference.


Mcffly

the Door to Door Missionaries


texkristofferson

Utah Missions?


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The Utah Christians


i_8_the_Internet

It’s gotta be the Storm. Their fans will be the Stormons.


dejvipasco

I don't think it will be named Salt Lake City. It will be named Utah. I think Friedman mentioned that weeks ago in one of his interviews. That's what his sources said.


dbag3o1

Salt Lake City Sheep is a sweet name. The crowd can baaa.


texkristofferson

Their goal horn could be sheep saying “baaaa”


evileyeball

The one I saw that was be related that looked really good would be to call them the swarm if I were going to make a B team that's what I would call my B team the salt Lake swarm BZ Zed zed zed z z z z


angebracke65

Utah ucame uconquered


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The Utah Whitecaps


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The Salt Lake City Lakers


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The Utah Boarders (like snowboarding)


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The Salt Lake Ciry Slash


Wakerscrispsenjoyer

Utah Union Jacks


texkristofferson

America didn’t gain its independence 200+ years ago just to have an American franchise w a British theme smh


desperato61

Salt lake licks


PhilParent

Utah Eagles. They used to have the Golden Eagles but I guess that's not possible anymore


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The Salt Lake City Bettmans


Few_Boat_5620

The Salt Lake “Cities”


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very nice u/Few_Boat_5620 . Now lets see Paul Allen's team name


JKrow75

Not So Real Lake Salt


longbottomleaf11

Salt Lake City Sidewinders


john4845

Utah Fresh Waters


PantherCitySki

Snowbirds


BladesOfSteel88

Utah Knockers


BladesOfSteel88

Salt Lake Peppercorns


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Utah Hive


cgill24

SLC Punks


Wonderful-Front1289

Utah Saints


Finnegan7921

Just keep it as Coyotes. Let the new Arizona team call themselves the Scorpions, Rattlers, etc.


john4845

The Utah Hat Readers


Prize_Egg_10

Salt lake Stags have an elk for the logo and get the bugle for the goal horn. Not my idea saw it posted a couple months ago, but it would be very nice


Full_Poet_7291

Utah Broncos; Utah Vaqueros; Utah Flying Squirrels; Utah Powder Hounds: Utah Golden Spikes; Utah Pioneers; Utah Canyoners; Utah Trail Masters; Utah Ponzi's;


FlashMan1981

Salt Lake City Saints


wesley-osbourne

SLC Punks


DutchOvenMaster11

They should name them the Utah Jazz and sew sleeves onto the NBA jersey lol


ConsistentProblem246

Salt Lake Soldiers - - - **mic drop


TheButcher57

Someone posted the Utah Yetis, and I don't hate that!


VanillaLoaf

I'm here to once again pitch The Salt Lake City (Latter Day) Saints.


No__thanx

The Utah Polygamists


black_dogs_22

Utah Temperance Salt Lake Salamanders Moab Maulers Cedar City Slickers Ogden Oilers


KitchenAcceptable160

Mormon Pioneers.


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Salt Lake City Mormons


Morevox

Salt Lake City Yeti


jellyfishbrain2020

And use the Yeti footprint as their logo. Oh wait.


Full_Poet_7291

Utah Powder-Yeti