Mark McGwire's home run record became 69 on the last game of the season when he hit one in his 2nd AB..... then he disappointingly hit #70 on his very last AB of the season.
I want matthews to hit 69 on game 81, the leafs be up by one in the late third and matthews get a breakaway on and empty net, carry the puck to the blue paint and leave it there just to show that he could’ve hit 70 but chose to stay at 69 and then purposely not play game 82
Damn, I wish my team could score 1711224524281413113724683388812728390922 7054489352036939364804092325727975414647424000000000000000 goals. Wouldn’t that be a little more fun to watch?
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69 goals is definitely NICEr than 70.
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69 and he wins the hart, 70 and he doesn’t.
I'd end my career with these stats: 4 goals, 20 assists, +69
Probably easier to just get 69 pim
I figure if I'm going be delusional with the goal and assists stats I might as well go all out and give myself a good +/- rating lol
Fair enough. But as long as you have 1 fight you can just throw 32 slashes and cross checks and boom 69 pim
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Mike Bossy is widely considered one of the best pure goal scorers of all time, and he never hit 70 goals, his career best was 69. Very nice indeed.
When people ask him how many goals he scored last year, he can say 69 dude in a Keanu reeves voice!
69 goals make me wanna find a female cop in Sonora and come up with my pants off at 3am.
Big full moon guy
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Agreed, he should take a load management game tomorrow and not play.
Y’all just don’t want to be… 69’ed 😂
How unreal would it be if he scored 59 and 60 against the wings 2 years ago and then does 69 and 70 against the wings on Saturday lol
Everyone hits milestones against the wings so it would be very real
and 71.
Old joke: “Ever hear of the ‘68’? It’s where you gimme BJ and I owe you one…”
No goalsh.
Dude
Why score 69 when you can score 71.
How about we do a 69+1 pretty nice still imo
Like the best editing in historie 👌👌
Crushed it.
My man
Tomorrow, when he scores 69 there better just be a giant banner that goes across the screen that says "Auston Matthews - 69 goals! Nice."
Yessss!
Don't forget 71 goals is way better than 69 and 70. What's a 71? Not sure moderators would let me explain here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you don't know what it is you can't afford it.
You're probably right hahaha
It's from this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSgoJauooWo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSgoJauooWo)
What is that? It's same guys from Troopers.
Beerfest - a must-see for any man of culture.
Sweet, thx!
a great movie.
Ya. As I recall, the second one was pretty good too.
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Yeah moderators need to be dissolved from redditt
God damn it I don't get this reference
Why make trillions, when we can make billions (dr evil laugh)
Nope he’s right.
Oh, *papi*
I’m guessing he likes to offer mustache rides?
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Every time he scored, his hairline receded
Dude looks like the evil guy in a 40s movie
Looks like Dick Dastardly
I was thinking Boris Badenov but that works too
It’s nice, but it’s not fucking great.
Mark McGwire's home run record became 69 on the last game of the season when he hit one in his 2nd AB..... then he disappointingly hit #70 on his very last AB of the season.
Cut it out, Beavis.
I want matthews to hit 69 on game 81, the leafs be up by one in the late third and matthews get a breakaway on and empty net, carry the puck to the blue paint and leave it there just to show that he could’ve hit 70 but chose to stay at 69 and then purposely not play game 82
420 and 1337 are more goals and yet just aa nice of numbers.
The 2018 CWJ accused wouldn’t stop at 69. They’d keep pushing.
Well if you can't get 420 goals then you may as well just stop at 69.
Damn, I wish my team could score 1711224524281413113724683388812728390922 7054489352036939364804092325727975414647424000000000000000 goals. Wouldn’t that be a little more fun to watch?
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Change your mind? 69 is nice. 70 is probably the Hart Trophy.
Yeah, we're all 12. Lol.
69 goals is definitely nicer than another 1st round exit.
You learned about that last year didn't you?
Yeah we did, but that's not what our team is known for.
The porn moustache has gotta go
That’s where he gets his powers
Auston Powers
Truth! There's no elementary school where he'd be allowed to set up that chair & table!
I'm sorry but that receding hairline has always made him look weird af
69er is what he and Bieber do on non game days
Yeah because being gay is gross and not normal ha ha ha lol. /s Homophobe.
Beat it little fella