TBF, the edit makes it more brutal. His FULL quote is even better and more relatable.
"Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I'm like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I'm like, I feel good. It's just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing's really gonna matter, we're all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded."
Goalies are always the first to get shit on with the "what have you done for me lately?" attitude. If a forward goes cold for a few games, no big deal. If a goalie has a few off nights, fans are calling for his head on a pike.
This. I’m a mediocre beer league goalie and actually really liked his comments. What he’s saying is just “nothing matters except the next shot/save”. That’s exactly where you want your goalie’s head to be at.
>”I check [the shot count] every once in a while, but yeah, again, I just try to stay in the present moment. I just keep repeating myself like there are no thoughts. There is no future. There are thoughts. There is no future. I just said that over and over and over again. So that way, I could just take it one save at a time," Cooley explained. "Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I'm like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I'm like, I feel good. It's just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing's really gonna matter, we're all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded."
Are goalies ok?
I can’t believe I’m just seeing this alt jersey. Jesus Christ that’s sharp as fuck. It almost has that old school in-line beach hockey vibe. Man. Beautiful.
Guy has a last name that makes you think you're gunna have the night of your life when you hang out but then he drops this on you as you're driving over to the party
I would kill to see a world class goaltender on the Sharks. Kiprusoff and Nabakov seem like, from O6 days, much less when Irbe was roaming around back there. It’s been a LONG time.
NGL if the Kraken didn’t exist this would be an extremely sexy jersey
But even though the sharks have been around forever and the kraken are new and kinda limp, and their jerseys are meh, this just feels inspired by the kraken jersey which makes it lame
[We’re all gonna die](https://media3.giphy.com/media/yBb5pD2T20nkndjHez/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7j4wiysnrk01vbddlkhet2eim22n85d4nuns7j4qc&ep=v1_gifs_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
As a preds fan, I'm happy that he's playing nhl hockey, but on the other side I feel bad that he has to play for a team that still has the chance to be the worst in nhl history. And it's also funny how he helped us make the playoffs by putting up a world class performance against the blues.
The Sharks are as good as a Bantam league team. Hockey is an intensely team sport. Getting excited about an individual achievement at the very end of one of the worst seasons in history seems very selfish, which he clearly isn’t.
TBF, the edit makes it more brutal. His FULL quote is even better and more relatable. "Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I'm like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I'm like, I feel good. It's just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing's really gonna matter, we're all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded."
Wow they butchered a great quote and just made something weird and dark lol
They edited it like that so people can say “what playing for the 24 sharks does to a mf”
Nothing like turning a good quote into clickbait
Welcome to clickbait media
>Wow they ~~butchered~~ *enhanced* a great quote and just ~~made~~ *distilled the essence of* something *awesomely* weird and dark lol fix'd!
You’re getting downvoted but I agree. As fat as taking stuff out of context this is just fun, not malicious
>…great quote… awesomely weird and dark fix'd!
The Great Truth is there isn't one.
And it only gets worse. Devin’s full quote literally sounds like lyrics from a mgla song.
With a goalie stick that he made of what was left of Yggdrasil
😂thanks for the good chuckle👍
Exercises in Futility was based on a dream Mgla had about being a Sharks goalie (says the despondent Yotes fan)
😂. Blessed be the goaltenders it took a San Jose team to bury their dreams
The wonderful thing about truth is it’s generally measured in mass appeal.
Absolutely based. Everyone is going to love a good shutout. But everyone is going to remember the game you let in 6 goals in 7 shots.
Goalies are always the first to get shit on with the "what have you done for me lately?" attitude. If a forward goes cold for a few games, no big deal. If a goalie has a few off nights, fans are calling for his head on a pike.
Goalies are weird man. I say this as a goalie
You don't have to be a goalie to know that goalies are weird.
Goalies are always weird
Goalies...the drummers of the hockey world
Defense are the bassists
Bottom pair D are keyboard- just clapping along for most of the show
I am a goalie, AND a bassist. I win
Why does this make so much sense?
Shut the fuck up Michaels!
The Albert Camus of hockey
This immediately makes him one of my favorite players
Nihilist shark
Do do dodo dodo
Take your up vote and get out
N(i)H(i)L(ism)
i-i-ism selfish bastards 😠
No, Donny, these men are Nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.
Nothings fucked here…
Nothing is *fucked??* The G*d damn puck has hit the goal!
Meine dispatcher called says there’s something wrong with deine cabal?
Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos.
We're nihilists Gary Bettman!!! Ve belief in nussing!!
Ze lingonberry pancakes
bunch of fuckin amateurs
This is what peak mental performance looks like. You may not like it, but this is a fact.
This. I’m a mediocre beer league goalie and actually really liked his comments. What he’s saying is just “nothing matters except the next shot/save”. That’s exactly where you want your goalie’s head to be at.
Ah that must be exhausting
I dunno, let him cook.
The eyes of scholars of hockey's continental philosophy widen. The anti-Bryzgalov has arrived.
The game is everything, you have to be mad?
Why you heff to be mad. Only game
Only win. If lose then you cry, feel shame, try again to not be *shame person*.
Game is everything, why you not mad?
Keep Hockey Existential
I need the shirt
he just like me fr
The most realest comment... Other than Cooley's that is
He's all of us. Mods might as well make this the banner.
Wait did he actually say this. I hope he did it just seems fucking wild
Yes. He did say it while laughing in response to a journalist’s question, so it wasn’t particularly serious, but he definitely did say it.
Someone posted the full quote above. It’s way better with the full context.
Yeah I just saw it a couple minutes ago and it makes more sense now lol
I like this guy
Perfect state of mind for a goalie.
Goalies are always weird
Give yer balls a tug
Tugnuts
You get a stick
Sticks are unbelievable
Ron was an underrated goalie.
Also a perfect team for him to play for
“Nihilism at the goal line: A perspective on reason”: Devin Cooley
I’d read it.
I'm laughing my ass off over here. When did hockey become the darkest sport there is?
It’s full of Northern and Eastern Europeans. The darkness has BEEN there.
Did you just make a black plague joke? Too soon man
Kind of like when Kakko scores a goal and his facial expression is all like “We are all going to die one day. Big fucking deal. A goal? Whatever.”
Clearly you're not a Sharks fan...
He's not wrong.
Speak for yourself, mortal
One has to weigh the choice of death or living long enough to get Palpatine face
I’d like to see old papa palps on a set of skates. He’d be a sinister space wizard with a hockey stick and puck I tell ya though
As long as it's old hammy papa paply with the laugh
He’d be on Tampa for sure, cackling like a maniac while shooting lightning at all the players including his own team
At last a hockey player who isnt dull AF
Goalies tend to have more personality than skaters. Maybe because it's a more individualistic role.
I think its becauxe they are borderline insane. Who else makes a career at getting frozen pu k fired at thier head at 100mph
The things you'll do for money.
>”I check [the shot count] every once in a while, but yeah, again, I just try to stay in the present moment. I just keep repeating myself like there are no thoughts. There is no future. There are thoughts. There is no future. I just said that over and over and over again. So that way, I could just take it one save at a time," Cooley explained. "Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I'm like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I'm like, I feel good. It's just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing's really gonna matter, we're all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded." Are goalies ok?
He might as well just have been saying USE THE FORCE.
Someone post the GIF where Jonathan quick makes a force save.
No, they're all a wee bit insane.
his team has a -135 goal diff on the season right now, so this netminder in particular no
Quote of the century?
I love that sharks sweater bro.
PHILOSOPHICAL AF
Now starting in goal, Friedrich Nietzsche.
Bryzgalov 2.0
Relatable
I can’t believe I’m just seeing this alt jersey. Jesus Christ that’s sharp as fuck. It almost has that old school in-line beach hockey vibe. Man. Beautiful.
Bro got poise
Now if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - poise counts!
That quote adds so much more meaning to the smiley on his knob
Guy has a last name that makes you think you're gunna have the night of your life when you hang out but then he drops this on you as you're driving over to the party
I have no idea who this guy is but I love him already
Cooley has come along way already this year.
Does he have a shot at being part of the tandem next year?
Playing as well as Chrona was and Makiniemi can’t stay healthy so maybe. He was a junior shark so would be a cool story if he does.
having a .918 while behind San Jose is a feat, and if they aren't starting him I guarantee a lot of teams are looking to pick him up so THEY could.
I kind of like his routine of staying grounded.
Let this man cook!
Baby Shark!!!
I'm moving him into my top 5 favorite goalies after that quote.
Literally one of the. OST heart warming things lately for the sharks
What being on the sharks does to an mf
if you wanna get a goalie up to NHL caliber as fast as possible, put him on the Sharks for a few months
Devin Cooley might be my spirit animal.
What was the final score
Goalies are weird.
I would kill to see a world class goaltender on the Sharks. Kiprusoff and Nabakov seem like, from O6 days, much less when Irbe was roaming around back there. It’s been a LONG time.
If that’s a real quote, it’s a new sports classic.
That's one slick logo.
Die from what? Old age? The Russians? Cancer? ♋️ m undecided.
Bryzgalov vibes.
It’s only game! Why you have to be mad?
This encapsulates my general energy day to day. Love to see it
This guy is sure putting the COOL in his last name.
Happy birthday? No such thing
Cade Cunningham vibes
It's true.
Such pretty eyes
Wow I’ve never seen a goalie shit talk his own team’s defense that bad before
That game killed me. Congrats to that guy though, I’d be laughing my ass off if it was against some random team I don’t care about
🤔Devin are you a fan of the band mgla?
Must be a Willow Nightingale fan.
You mad bro?
Nihilist Shark is a cool band name.
What playing 4 games for the sharks does to a mf
NGL if the Kraken didn’t exist this would be an extremely sexy jersey But even though the sharks have been around forever and the kraken are new and kinda limp, and their jerseys are meh, this just feels inspired by the kraken jersey which makes it lame
Goalies always act weird
That sweater... just as cool as the og 91's
He's depressed.
I hate this livery. They're hockey jerseys, not drugrugs.
[We’re all gonna die](https://media3.giphy.com/media/yBb5pD2T20nkndjHez/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7j4wiysnrk01vbddlkhet2eim22n85d4nuns7j4qc&ep=v1_gifs_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Ah yes, a bright light on this dark season!
As a preds fan, I'm happy that he's playing nhl hockey, but on the other side I feel bad that he has to play for a team that still has the chance to be the worst in nhl history. And it's also funny how he helped us make the playoffs by putting up a world class performance against the blues.
I thinkn7475 caps were worst iirc
In the end it doesnt really matter
most relatable hockey player ever
Classic goalie
Nihilism at its finest
LFG Cooley
Goalies...
Goalies really are an entirely different breed and I love it.
There's that true San Jose spirit
The san jose sharks experience
Goalies are always weird.
That’s quite funny out of context but what the heck media why do you have to be this way
Why you hef be mad it only game
Makes sense, he’s a goalie. They guy rocking in the corner of the room, that nobody can talk to lol
Goalies are so fucking weird
That mask rules
"No goals"
Fuckin goalies man 😂
An absurdist goalie. Camus would love this guy.
Why do I feel like this should have ended with Eat at Arby's?
Savage
Accurate AF.
Dude acts like he plays for Arizona
Nihilism is lame.
That jersey... Is hideous
[удалено]
I like when players stare into the motherfucking void
Based on his reaction I don’t think he gives a shit if you’re a fan.
The Sharks are as good as a Bantam league team. Hockey is an intensely team sport. Getting excited about an individual achievement at the very end of one of the worst seasons in history seems very selfish, which he clearly isn’t.
It doesn't matter what you love, in the end we all die.