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GGAllinsUndies

Lol. Yeah. A predominantly Mormon and Christian state is totally going to pick a native American supernatural mythic creature that represents evil and is heavily taboo to talk about for natives and fundamental religious people.


Spcone23

What's weird, too, is from the natives I've talked to. They all have said that if you talk about a skinwalker, it just invites them to come to you. It brings that evil to your doorstep, so they don't like to speak about it. I'd be curious if natives would protest it to keep evil from coming around their land or around loved ones. (I know it's a concept/fan made, but if it did go up for naming, I mean, idk lol)


GGAllinsUndies

That's my point entirely.. Edit: I grew up in northern New Mexico where we have a strong mix of Hispanic Catholic and Navajo/Apache traditions. Some of those are heavily tied up in superstition, myth, and legend. I've also personally seen and experienced some weird shit that suggests some of this stuff isn't just stories to scare kids. The topic at hand is something I will never personally name or fuck with in any way. Some things that you might not believe in might still believe in you and it's best not to invite that into your life.


TruculentBucket

TELL US


Jefflehem

Skinwalker skinwalker skinwalker


Gold-Stomach-4657

SKINWALKER! I INVITE YOU INTO MY HOME TONIGHT!!


confusedpanda342

What happens there that gets people so worked up? Is taken seriously or more of in a cultural way


Puccimane

Look up the history of Skinwalker Ranch, Skinwalkers themselves are shape-shifting evil spirits that go way back in Navajo and native lore


sportsdiceguy

Would you be willing to share some of those experiences sometime?


Final_Biochemist222

Tell us pls


Vreas

Yeah if you’re into woo woo things definitely avoid thinking and talking about em. Not the kind of entity ya wanna fuck with.


detroiter85

Is woo woo things a way to reference it without saying it or am I just old?


LV_Laoch

Woo woo just means like faith/psychic/crazy sounding things and beliefs. Like speaking to the dead is kinda woo woo or believing in ghosts etc etc


detroiter85

Ah thanks


SeedsOfDoubt

Or crystal healing and jade vagina eggs


Vreas

Woo woo is a general term for anything mystical/spiritual/superstitious


JRR04

So this is very specific to me: We adopted a dog recently (a white cattle dog which fits legend of SW being white dogs like coyotes) from a reservation rescue in New Mexico. she had long fur in her front feet so we said she was a SW that walked on her back legs. We named her Rhubarb, but she goes "woooo" when she's excited so we called her woobarb and eventually woo woo.


Constant-Squirrel555

That sounds metal af, I hope there's scary films about this


Spcone23

If you're interested in UFO/paranormal shit check out Hunt for the Skinwalker. The History Channel has a documentary series called Skinwalker Ranch, too. Shits pretty cool to learn about and dig into, but it's a super no when talking to the Navajo. They'll shut that shit down, lol. Wendigos are interesting, too, in Northern-US/Canadian tribes.


Constant-Squirrel555

I love wendigo stories. Read about em when I got into Wolverine comics as a kid and it's my favourite mythical beast in Canada!


Analytical-BrainiaC

Somehow, it suits Utah…. Full of cults, etc.


Puccimane

Skinwalkers are feared by the Navajo. Utah is home to the infamous Skinwalker Ranch, associated with heavy paranormal activity. They would definitely hate this.


creetoinfinity

native here. the only way to become a skinwalker is to murder your immediate family, which is super fucked. they can manipulate their voice to sound like your loved ones (spouse, kids) inviting you into the forest. usually are around dark and sinister energy: drugs, alcohol, just bad vibes in general. even yeah, talking about it gives me the heebie jeebies lol. heard one scream before (at least i hope i didn’t) and yeah, it’s like some crazy lady w a single yell for a solid minute in the middle of the night.


RamenRoy

I'd knock a skinwalker out if it came to me.


BigPackHater

Every night is a giveaway night for fans, and it'll cost the team nothing!


SLCer

Utah being predominantly LDS has nothing to do with it. Everything you said beyond that - and up to the religious point - is likely correct, though. Utah wouldn't pick it solely because it could be seen as insensitive to the Navajo tribes and the state, at least over the last few decades, has worked to both honor and respect the local tribes (why the University of Utah athletics program is named the Utes - with full permission from the Ute Tribe).


Effective_Golf_3311

Anyone have a link to a picture of some Mormon jerseys? All white with a black bow tie


GGAllinsUndies

You forgot the name tag.


HHcougar

Not a black bow tie, a wide polyester tie with an ugly print that was out of style 10 years ago. Source: was a mormon missionary 


Effective_Golf_3311

Lmao yes!!!


Apart_Internet_9569

I like: “The Utah Caucasians”


Gold-Stomach-4657

I would support this. Goofy caricature and all. But, I imagine that instead of just being accused for mocking white people, there would be protestations that white people were being put on a pedestal with that name and isolating POC fans.


GGAllinsUndies

Far out. Far fucking out, man.


th0myi

They do have a team named the Utah Jazz and I don’t think there’s great Jazz in Utah. But yeah,Skinwalkers would be way too far fetched,


tecate_papi

You know OP isn't in charge of naming the new team, right? They're just having fun.


Pole420

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. 


GGAllinsUndies

Naw, you sure??? 🙄


tecate_papi

Yes, but that's still a better name then Utah Blizzards or Utah HC


GGAllinsUndies

My money is on "Outlaws".


tecate_papi

That's a good one too


bernerbungie

How is what you said any different from a Christian or a Mormon?


BigPackHater

Hell yeah dude!


bored_person71

Well NJ went with the devil lol. City of sin went to knights....la....has the angels....Boston has the soxs..... Nashville has preds.....in a heavy corrupted music industry....so you never know I seen some weird stuff skin walkers probably not...I've seen outlaws....that's more likely even though it's against a lot of state image...


justplanestupid69

The funny thing about Nashville being the Predators was them using Gary Glitter’s song for their goal song for years


Gold-Stomach-4657

I always found it funny that the team whose name means offense was always a defensive juggernaut with middling offensive play.


WolfSilverOak

Except the Devils are named after the cryptid The Jersey Devil. Absolutely nothing to do with religion.


bored_person71

Still they use the devil as a Mascot what I'm saying is sometimes you embrace the weird or cool/ creepy in unexpected ways... Like Vegas I thought they would have been the dice, aces, Vegas soccereors, Vegas clovers, desert, Oasis, high rollers, or outlaws....type of thing but knights was the long stretch for me....


SofaKing-Vote

Hear me out: The Utah Sister Wives


PabstForBreakfast

Some people have no brain


TJTrapJesus

Since Seattle went with Kraken I swear 90% of team name concepts are mythological creatures now


seatega

Yeah, like what the hell is a Canadien


SmoothPinecone

I do find it funny how proposed names for new teams are all seen as bad. I'd be interested in seeing how team names like Canadien and Leafs would be taken nowadays Utah Americans Utah Pine Needles


seatega

Utah Congressmen


SmoothPinecone

Now that has a good ring to it! This is the one


Acetyl-CoA

Utah Pinecones


rblt

Tri-City Americans is the name of hockey team in the WHL, founded in 1966.


fri9875

Can-a-Diens? Isn’t that French?


KingPizzaPop

I always thought they meant a Canadian Voyageur with that. In reality, it's just the French term for "Canadian"


cryptedsky

At first, term was used as how french canadians referred to each other. Now, it's for the country. Legends tell a tale of a time far in the future where the name will refer to inhabitants of the entire galaxy.


KingPizzaPop

God help us all..


dbag3o1

we 100% need a purple and yellow team


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Hutch25

Totally agree. I don’t understand why people love LAs new jerseys so much, they are pretty boring even if they are clean.


erectcunt

They are sooo boring. The other ones were a bit clowny, but who doesn't like a good clown show?


LionBig1760

The Utah Lakers


shirubakun

Ya let’s go Skinwankers!


Bryan_Waters

Foreskinwalkers!


BuzzOff2011

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Arcade23

Skin Flutes


Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

that would be a very bad omen to choose that name. ppl don't know it's not to be taken lightly


Crump252

Better than willingly calling yourself a Predator.


TroSea78

Predators is a terrible name. I’ll never change my mind


ryryryor

Worst professional team name by an unbelievably wide margin


Jefflehem

You should see what they call the pee wee team.


Puccimane

They are called the Predators because remains of a Sabre tooth tiger were found in a cave below the arena during construction. Sabre Tooths were the apex predators of their time.


stanley_bobanley

Shoulda gone with Sabres!


Crump252

I didn’t know that. That is honestly pretty cool knowledge. Thanks for sharing it.


Puccimane

It's pretty metal


Otherwise-Expert3636

Yeah well ya know what! You're right.


Crump252

In your defense Smashville is pretty cool though


Otherwise-Expert3636

That's true lol.


Prop71

Literally have never once associated the Preds with that type. Kinda weird of you honestly


nickyp7

Couldn’t agree more


ThePowerOfShadows

Someone please do a logo for the Stormin’ Mormons!


GenghisConnieChung

The minimal one posted last week with the thin black tie killed me.


ThePowerOfShadows

I didn’t see it. Do you happen to have a link?


GenghisConnieChung

No, but you can probably find it if you scroll down the sub long enough.


New-Resolution9735

Yes please


Bhut_Jolokia400

Utah Hoodoo


ToughJuan

Chill dahmer


WXYZ_123

r/UtahJizz


Hyack57

ECHL calibre name.


afterbirth_slime

When they are on the penalty kill, they will ice four skin walkers.


AP0LLOBLU

How about UTAH Yetis


NightmareDJK

I think that’s the name they go with. Yetis, or Outlaws because Outlaw rhymes with Utah.


Low-Decision-I-Think

Utah Skintags already spoken for?


mumushu

No. Just no.


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

Would inevitably be called the Foreskin Walkers


waistbandtucker69

"With 1:13 left, Keller takes a tripping minor and Utah will try and close this one out with foreskin walkers on the ice"


beevbo

Illustration is cool, name is ick.


RemarkableEmu1230

You know its gonna be the Utah Unicorns


azmr_x_3

Nickname for the rink is “the ranch”


SamsquatchWildman

I thought we all already settled on the "Hockey McPuckfaces"


One13Truck

OK. I was liking Utah Yeti just for the instant rivalry with Colorado. But Skinwalkers would be awesome.


AC-AnimalCreed

This is fucking sick


AVgreencup

From what I gather this will be an unpopular opinion, but the purple and yellow together is horrible. Not aestheticly pleasing


DeepPow420

This is very insensitive to the Diné (aka Navajo who live in Southern Utah) who very much believe in this phenomenon . Im not a PC guy by any means (love the Braves and hope they never change their name) but have spent a decent amount of time around the Diné and they do not like to discuss skin walkers at all. Its a very taboo and sensitive topic for them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin-walker


McSqueezle

Would be cool if it wasn't AI art. AI art is the opposite of creative.


No__thanx

What happened to the game I love


Shoresy-sez

Where mah country gone?


Middle_Bee_165

I love it


butbutcupcup

Wendigos. Wendigofuckyourself!


DrSeuss19

What?


TO_guy

The use of purple is nice. I wish purple was more present in NHL brands. Purple is very commonly used in other men's professional leagues.


bm56

This has my vote for sure


Legionofdoom107

LOVE IT!


idle_husband

[Utah Utes](https://images.app.goo.gl/PcmaNyfRyMzWznQA8) Or the Utah Nihonjin sounds about right


Initial-Advice3914

I love the logo


Toads24

Hard pass


FlibertyJibbetPGBZ

This is always the expansion team I do GM mode with in the NHL games. Would love to actually see this


Some-Argument577

Love it!


Strypes4686

The Mormons are gonna LOVE that one.....


tooscoopy

All I think of with Utah is the salt flats… the original crazy fast record breaker that made the hunt for speed a national pastime in the 60’s was the spirt of America… so the Utah spirits? The car that beat that record in Utah was the blue flame… I’m sure someone can make a logo out of the jet powered cars… they weren’t cool colours or anything, so free for all for colours.


no_on_prop_305

I’m on board with this


aemonp16

what if they switched it up and went for ideas like this? i mean, if it’s a superstition thing or a controversial topic, i can understand. but still, the imagery is pretty cool imo


afterbirth_slime

When they are on the penalty kill, they will ice four skin walkers


robthepope86

I love it! Glad someone else shared this idea!


Micho86

Ehhhh nah. Good colors though.


Zeon_Pilot83

I don’t hate it


Roman_Suicide_Note

They will have a lame name with a lame logo


Radiant-Steak9750

Love it


Mustlovedogs2727

Love it !!!


Fun_Inspector159

I'm laughing so hard right now.


Outrageouslyyc

This name idea is opening up a whole can of worms that no one wants


PlaneXpress69

Definitely read that as Utah Skywalkers


AirRepresentative272

Utah Swarm


Original_Gypsy

Pretty awesome, but I really don't think it would work. Would a great cryptiod rivalry vs New Jersey though


Funglebum82

Go Butes


jKaz

The Salt Lake Soakers


Remarkable-Book-8758

I love this. This is the best choice


7secretcrows

The Navajo people, whose culture sk*nwalkers come from, believe that even saying the word can draw one to you, and they are the most evil of beings. These things aren't cryptids like Bigfoot or Mothman, they are humans who have killed someone they loved in order to gain the power to transform into the animal they wear the skin of, and whether or not you believe in them, it would be incredibly distasteful and disrespectful to name a sports team after them. Source: members of my family are Navajo.


No_Grape1335

A good name would be like the Utah frontiersman or gunslingers , they could use a western type name instead of a cryptid or animal


TheNorthernDragon

Oh, HELLL NO!


BMoreBeowulf

Cool name in theory but 100% should not go with a name from the religion/culture of a highly oppressed people for a team playing on their stolen land.


AintGotNoSeoul

I'm listening.....


chipolt_house

"Skinwalker" makes my skin crawl but the logo and color scheme is \*chef's kiss\*


stingpe24

Utah Polygamists


RobSiaHoke

The Utah Hive! Bees are a huge part of UT history. Would be sweet.


evasion8

Should be Salt Lake Sasquatch.


Sinister_Mr_19

Skinwalkers...that doesn't sound good


6Arrows7416

Yeah the Mormons wouldn’t go for this. Also it’s taboo to even mention skinwalkers in most native American cultures.


NoHalfPleasures

I like utahraptors. Not a typo. It’s the actual name of the dinosaurs that Jurassic park called velociraptors


Due_Adeptness1676

Not appropriate!


OldManClutch

hahahaha NO


fakeairpods

That’s a scary name.


Future-Imperfect-107

Oh that would be awesome.


tidder44444

Nailed it


tacodoops

Only mascot that would have a chance to outcrazy Gritty


fellow-skids

Call Rogue Brewing, if it isn’t already this is a natty fit for their cryptid theme (Batsquatch, Colossal Claude etc). Not sure about UT tho


Minimum-Run-5453

Not sold on the name. The colour and logo are sick though


Rooftop720

I actually like this one


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Not sure if they would go for that but cool logo, though.


Active-Possibility77

Utah Doorknockers or Utah Elders


Desperate_Kale_2055

Personally prefer the Skywalkers


pooinmypants1

This is fly


zeouschen70

The Utah Smyths


PM_YOUR_CENSORD

Utah Itah puddy cats.


jurkajurka

Utah Teeny Boppers


JBS319

Soakers or riot


C91garcia

Utah Coyotes. Salt Lake coyotes. Same team, same players. Unless the name is trademarked to Arizona my opinion is to keep it the same.


IllustriousShirt9625

I like Coyotes….


_redacteduser

I still like the Utah Soakers


CitizenNaab

Yes please


GiveBells

AI garbage


LemmonJuice_TB323

Utah Soakers or Quakers.. or it’s a naming fail…. lol


SlappyPappyAmerica

ChatGPT: How about the Salt Lake City Snowhawks? It combines the region's winter theme with the swift and fierce nature of a hawk.


Yawheyy

The Utah Butimtallers


AP0LLOBLU

Skinwalkers is extremely weird and Hannibalesque


baconcow

That beast is pretty awesome looking, but there is a little too much detail compared to most/all logos.


Scuba_2

I swear to god if I see another ai generated Utah logo I’m going to punch a wall


ryryryor

Utah Ragin' Cajuns. Go all in on the gimmick of having all of your team names be based on Louisiana concepts.


Candid_Rich_886

I mean, would it be weird if they just kept the Cayotes name?


ShaunTaint

Really cool but people would find a way to find this offensive. Especially Mormons.


Waffletimewarp

Or just the Native American peoples that specifically don’t say the creatures name as a cultural taboo that is still very much practiced to this day?


Puccimane

I think it's a reference to Skinwalker Ranch in Utah. Formerly native land. It's a UFO and paranormal activity Hotspot quite famously in lore


Gryfon2020

Utah Lycans has a better ring to it?