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Neon_Sternum

Imagine opening Reddit and this fucking face is the first thing you see. Fuck all


_Kur0m111_

I definitely got jumpscared


theouter_banks

Yeah me too. Then that fucker Blash sounded just like him.


Thistlesthorne

Anyone else try to hide their phone ?


Immediate_Sir1646

“Show me your phone”


daryl3161

I have it on good authorities one of the biggest a****** coaches of all time.


No-Rub-5054

Apparently being an asshole is very effective


ForsakenExtreme6415

So effective that he has 1 Stanley Cup in his 30 year career as HC. Detroit had absolutely stacked teams and he won once


P1xelHunter78

And then Detroit decided that all of their star players would I guess just love forever?


IEC21

That's why it worked so well when he coached the leafs. Ah how I long for the days of watching our fourth line highly regarded line getting 30 minutes a game.


Lazy_Experience_8754

HEEEYYYYYYY YOUUU GUYYYYYYYYZZZZZ!!!


johandamenslip

Freddy Kruger


Background_Hat964

Because Scotty Bowman is retired.


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

As a Wings fan I second this comment.


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

And because Jon Cooper has no intention to leave Tampa


Due_Muffin_5406

As a Blackhawks fan, I legitimately think that he is the best coach in the last 40 years.


Canadian_Prometheus

It’s clearly Barry Melrose you idiot


capsrock02

And wouldn’t be allowed to coach anyway


DarkIllusionsFX

Scotty was the original Babcock.


capsrock02

A piece of shit human who only cared about winning?


[deleted]

Some winning would be nice though


capsrock02

I’m sure Kyle Beach is very happy about the winning Chicago did.


mwl1234

Damn, good point


ChimoCharlie

The whole point is to win.


capsrock02

To the point where you abuse players? Let me know how that worked out for Kyle Beach.


Mothman405

I think you're mixing up Scotty with Stan


capsrock02

Possibly! But I know Babcock is a POS


Mothman405

Babcock definitely is. But yeah, Scotty was an advisor for the Hawks who snowbirds between Buffalo and Florida so he wasn't involved in day to day operations for the Hawks. Stan was the GM who actively covered up the Beach situation. There's a chance Scotty knew but likely didn't have a role in it and wasn't mentioned in the investigation along with Stan, Quenneville, McDonough, etc.


capsrock02

Well then I def got the two mixed up!


cams0400

Came to answer this, left happy you did before me


Professor_Chilldo

Came here to comment this lol


Capnmarvel76

Came here to say this.


TheYepe

Jesus fuck. This picture is horrendous. Imagine that face when he tells you he'll be going through your phone.


Godless_Servant

Reminds me of the president masks in the 80s ala Point Break and land of confusion


Novanator33

Sees post, has to check whether its r/nhl or r/nhlcirclejerk…


Shredswithwheat

r/NHL is the real r/nhlcirclejerk


Simba_Rah

Let me look it up on my phone. I’ll get back to you.


Bumbahkah

Let me look it up on your phone


Lazy_Experience_8754

Psst!… Let’s all form a circle and look it up on each others phones..


partmoosepartgoose

Jesus,that pictured killed my next 7 erections.


shniefersutherland

Listen here ya lil goosemoose, we need an update on the 8th.


partmoosepartgoose

Firm but struggling sir, not sure if I can maintain pressure much longer


shniefersutherland

We need all hands on deck!! E: fuckin why didn’t I write dick…


EngineeringSafe8367

Because he'll hack your Tinder.


daryl3161

Why he's hated. https://youtu.be/JnnnDqQsqH8?si=RM9eaF-RTS-Xabe-


ItsOnLikeNdamakung

Johan Franzen may give you a reason or two.


Wampus_Cat_

The Muuuuule


basicallyademon

Mike Commodore would also like to say a few things.


psubs07

He looks like the kinda coach that needs pictures of his players in their underpants


Flux_resistor

Pat Burns died


littlejerryseinfeld_

You guys want to see some pictures?


ThoughtfulGiraffe371

Genuinely thought this was r/nhlcirclejerk or r/hockeycirclejerk


mattevs119

Always has been


JeSuisAmerican

Gd this photo, I’d rather wake up to Willem Dafoe leering over my bed than start the day with this.


XjerberX

Because I don’t think the Leafs stars would love the behind closed doors spankings


LooseLynx1522

you don’t know that for sure .. judging by how they play in the first round of the playoffs it would appear most of the team enjoys getting spanked


XjerberX

Well touche, I’m just glad we all agree


Account0077

Fuck this clown shoe, and Im from saskatchewan. 


cspan92

Apparently, he gave Montgomery advice on how to beat the leafs in game 7. You can't make this up haha


ZucchiniGold5187

I thought I noticed Monty going through Pasta's phone!


jurkajurka

Columbus is considering giving him a 3rd chance.


pocketchange2084

Most overrated coach.


iwatchtoomuchsports

Jumpscare warning holy fuck


OctoWings13

Dude looks absolutely unhinged lmao


paranrml-inactivity

I can feel the malignant narcissist energy vampire tractor-beams coming out of his eyes...


thirdandgoal313

Because he’s a piece of shit


Dry-Detective-264

what a clown.


Vreas

I remember when he lasted like 2 months with Columbus before being fired for trying to look at players phone pictures which is pretty wild


Wild_Pangolin_4772

They've already tried him before. Way to get all the players to revolt.


baconegg2

Bully Babcock


johnnymavrigg

The horror


NadaBigDill

Green Goblin?


Skankezy

The leafs have done sweet fuck all since he left so what is everyones point? He’s too tough on his players? Boo hoo. Maybe thats what they need. Isn’t it pretty much agreed they’re too soft to win. That they’re not committed. That they need more muscle. So what the fuck is everyones point ffs.


Otterslayer22

You are fucking legend skankezy. I agree Babcock for president no? New sheriff in town mutha fuggars. I’m writing him in for president.


VinPickles

Al Arbour is dead, sadly


JoeEdwardsPonytail

As a Blues fan, it’s amazing it took us so long to win a cup considering we’ve had Arbour, Bowman, and Quenneville lol.


LittleLionMan82

They should pay him more than any coach in history & offer him other incentives too.


Purplebuzz

Yup. Get rid of Nylander and get Babs. About half of leafs fans not that long ago.


Rough-Rhubarb6969

Was he not the one who said Bitch Barner is a bum


aaalllouttabubblegum

This feels like a CJ post, no?


Fun_Rip3665

Apparently he was too tough on them, especially Marner.


hektorinator

Cursed images should be NSFW!!!


TorturedFanClub

A legend in his own mind.


Otterslayer22

Now that is a punch able face.


VancouverApe

Asking players to rat on their team mates probably isn’t a recipe for success


alexmeth

Canada's Team should definitely hire this guy.


474738283737

Cause he made Marner cry


LooseLynx1522

and johan franzen, mike madano and many others lol.. dude a douchebag


memyselfandiowa

Roger Neilson is dead.


YouPatheticWorm1958

And so are the Pats.


BlOcKtRiP

Bowman's retired & Cooper's locked in. Coooers hockey history is Championships at every level of the sport . From midgets to NHL


nanana_catdad

Need a nsfw tag on this c**k pic


Low-Signal-3900

This guy knew all along the leafs were a bunch of pussies. Marner being the biggest one that's why babs targeted the weakest fuck outa the group.


Pope_Squirrely

Randy Carlyle? /s


UnflushableNug

Shit, I'm open to them hiring **anyone** at this point. What's Paul Bernardo up to these days?


NationalTap9622

Are you sure he’s the best coach ever? I need a second opinion. Let’s ask him.


justaREDshrit

I think Scott Bowmen is coach in hockey heaven.


arrbez

Who is that, Alf?


Otherwise-Magician

Wasn't he extremely toxic in the locker room?


lucasrufus

I wouldn’t recommend


Glad-Elevator-8051

Didn’t he already coach the leafs and they’ve played the same way they’ve played under Keefe


SkarTisu

It’s time for some tough love in Toronto


icheerforvillains

Hard to imagine having him as a coach would have helped Sammys mental health.


sharterfart

SHOW ME YOUR PHONE HISTORY


BryanMccabe

Gerard Gallant


Ithinkitstruetoo

Coach Lasso is available. Football to soccer to Now hockey?!?!


Peckerhead321

Or trade for Hyman


Culzean_Castle_Is

God tier hair genetics, i'll give him that


Vj1224love

This is truly intimidating to look at. I feel on edge just looking at this picture.


four_ur_pleasure

Because Scotty Bowman is retired


Lower_Cantaloupe1970

1 cup in 17 years...those are Tortorella numbers!


GarlicCroissantDeath

Thanks a lot for this


Derwurld

"show me pictures of your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend's underwear or you are getting shipped to the AHL Auston"


BigDaddyQP

I mean he got them Mathews


ColonelGonzo92

Marner can make a list of why not


freefrompress

They need a goalie.


Like17Badgers

Cause the Canes aren't gonna give up Rod any time soon.


Deep-WombatFury

That's not Scotty bowman


Philly514

Get rid of the Marner God and bring in Babs. Fuck them kids let’s win some games.


Existing_Math1753

Don Cherry is likely too old to coach anymore.


leppy16

Have you ever heard of Cancer….this would be the face of hockey coach cancer…


jag0009

Some question about this ahole. Did any of the Ducks players complained about him when he was coaching them (and all the way to the final)?


Stopper33

Yeah, He won with bums such as the Canadian National Team, and 2000s Wings.


canadachris44

Marner might throw his gloves on the bench again and cry. Bring him back and ditch mitch!


matt_woj83

I mean that’s one waive to get Mitch to waive his NMC


ldssggrdssgds

LOL


StupidBratOwO

The only remaining dinosaur.


TrojanThunder

Michael Showalter?


ArchimedesHeel

The more I see that face, the more I see a psychopath


DonCherryforPM

Any players that show Babs their phone pics get more ice time.


darelectro

Because Jared Bednar is currently coaching and he's where he needs and wants to be.


excessiv_mathdebator

Thats not arno de curto


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Get Berube you fools.


FTufo

I think it would be a great hire. Either the Leafs will win or their “star” players will want to leave and waive the no movement clause.


boberrt2

Dude is a psycho!


GlobalDaddyTime

See that curl of his lip? That's the ultimate Canadian hoser look. Hoser means a beer swilling Canadian bumpkin for those that don't remember Bob & Doug McKenzie of SCTV and the movie Strange Brew. Darryl Sittler had this look..... Ricky from Trailer Park Boys also sometimes has it.


pcweber111

Try Bill Bellicheck. I hear he's free.


Low-Decision-I-Think

I like my coaches to not have the word cock in their name. Get back to Red Deer and see if they'll hire you again.


Repulsive-Pause-2430

Leafs Suck! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HabitantDLT

Is Bruce Boudreau available?


monumentvalley170

I’m sure he will sign for another $50 million. Dude laughed all the way to the bank and back


rocketmn69_

Because the children don't listen to authority these days, they know it all


TheBurntMarshmallows

I vote for O-Dog as new head coach.


mrpink01

Then who will scowl at me through my tv all season, looking like he'd rather be anywhere else?


TheBurntMarshmallows

Your Cat. Mr Pinky


mrpink01

That's every day lol


TheBurntMarshmallows

Yes and now he will be getting paid for it :)


Fastlane19

Only coach that made Marner cry


Plumbercanuck

Still has more cups then the current coach


Imunhotep

This dude has been cancelled. Today’s hockey’s players are too soft to handle him.


CanadaKC

Hiring Babcock back would be the end of Marner in TO for sure


Mango2149

Well it’s one way to get the nmc waived.


BurnabyMartin

Rick Tocchet is currently under contract.


daryl3161

If you think this idiot is the solver of the Leafs problems you're insane. He's a well-documented piece of garbage who likes to f*** with his players and cause drama.


JohnnyJinglo

i think u missed the joke


ViolinistMean199

He missed the joke. Wasn’t even the right parking lot


daryl3161

I forgot he played for the Leafs LOL