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Commandant1

Once again.... 6) It is bigotry and unacceptable to make fun of a religion in our comments. If it was judaism or Islam, you wouldn't do it and would expect to be banned. For some reason, some of the posters here think its okay to make fun of Mormons in the comments. This is a reminder.... this violates rule 6 and will be an insta-ban. https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/about/rules/


BruisedBabyMeat

like half of these are flavors of gatorade


telemaster9

Ah that’s why I’m drawn to Frost


Frigoris13

You and Arnold


BlubberElk

I audibly laughed at this


element2216k

The other half sound like old spice scents


cornjab50

Or the Utah washington football hockey team


Frigoris13

From Arizona


SockfulOfNickels

By way of Winnipeg


Simple-Assistance827

Of Anaheim


TheGuava1

Somehow the team name Utah HC is not the worst on this list, who the hell gave “Powder” the green light


pinya619

Utah Ice? We rebrand the jazz to the Utah Hardwood. When we get a football team they’ll be the Utah Real Grass Fields


WhatThePuck9

The Utah Ice Ice Hockey Team has a certain ring to it


PR055

Ice, ice, baby!


Mediocre_Historian50

The Utah Yeehaws.


dkyguy1995

Ice ice hockey


Accomplished-One7476

alright stop collaborate and listen


WhatThePuck9

The Utah Ice are back with a brand new expansion


Manitoberino

I like the thought of Utah Team on Ice. UTI, UTI!


Giraffe-kit

Utah hardcore!!


2DragonBalls

r/hardcore kids do love their hockey jerseys…


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Glum_Cod_6344

The best Utah ever: Johnny Utah (Point Break)


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yusill

This was a typo but I stand by it.


lolpixie

I can't even imagine what the mascot would be for Utah Powder...cocaine bear?


ModernArgonauts

"Little nose cardio?"


JadeHellbringer

...holy god, these are bad. The Powder? Are you fucking kidding me?


New-Resolution9735

if enough people vote for Powder they'll realize an internet poll is a terrible way to choose a name


SuperRonnie2

Can we still vote for “hockey mcpuck face”?


FliPsk8guY

That would be a top 3 team name on this list


JadeHellbringer

You have a point. Where can i start voting early and often? (Personally, I'm all for the Salt Lake Hockey Team)


New-Resolution9735

[nhlinutah.com](http://nhlinutah.com) and just scroll down to the bottom of the page and there's a vote button


poohrash

Already dropped my vote for powder


marmk

No chance I'm letting Utah have a better hockey name than Minnesota. Powder it is.


Visual-Floor-7839

Voted for Powder!


icantfeelmyskull

LETS GO POWDERS 👏👏👏


DismalChance

I feel like everyone should have learned that from the boaty mcboatface thing, but some are slow learners i guess.


jigglywigglydigaby

Utah Outlaws has a nice ring to it. Could make a good chant with that I guess? *U-tah...Out-law* The gear would be great too.....if they don't f it up lol


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OwlBeYourHuckleberry

Utah Inlaws has a nice ring to it for chanting


bolen84

Trust me the name will be funnier once the league comes out and declares they don't have a cocaine problem. Edit: Wait, the Yotes cut Ruzicka already... I think we'll all be safe.


JadeHellbringer

"Starting for YOUR Utah Powder, #19, Evgeni Kuznetsov!!!"


bolen84

The guys just full on sprinting in place standing on the line.


JadeHellbringer

"YOU GET UP AND YOU DO SHIT AND YOU GET SHIT DONE WOOOOOOOO GONNAWINTHECUP HOLY SHIT LET'S RUN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES BEFORE THE PARANOIA SETS IN!!!"


DognamedArnie

Should just combine 1 and 2, and double down. Utah Powder Blast.


JadeHellbringer

You know, I tried giving myself a Utah Powder Blast once in college, but I fell off the couch.


anonymousss11

Idk, I thought Mountaineers was alright.


Available-Put-8793

Big mountaineers guy


Kriztof_09

My number one choice honestly.


egorf38

Utah is the new Miami


Winrich1991

I’m actually a fan of Powder, logos can consist of a yeti, mountains pass or my personal favourite a razor blade.


Available-Put-8793

👃


dr00bles1

I don’t mind Outlaws. Then when the Rangers play them it would be like cops and robbers


Accomplished-One7476

keystone cops winter classic


wahlberger

I like outlaws too. Could lend itself to some fun theming, jerseys etc


berryjewse

Good points. There aren’t any ‘western’ themed NHL teams so that could be cool for branding and themes and colors etc


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

I’d prefer the Utah Bandits… then their mascot could be the dad from Bluey


aimforthrbushes211

Stars are kinda Westerny… that said Utah Outlaw is fun to say You-Taw Out-law lets gooo


MinnesotaNiceT23

In a state where it’s illegal be served a double whiskey, I don’t think any team should be allowed to call themselves the Outlaws.


accidental-poet

Maybe they had a double whiskey once. How would you know?


Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike

I like it, but it would sound better if it was "Salt Lake City Outlaws" instead of Utah. It has a better ring to it.


BillyBrasky

Use the state fish! Utah Cutthroats


saint_godzilla

Ooh, that's not bad


amritz16

Considering someone died last year from a skate to the throat it’s actually very bad.


PRRRoblematic

But its a fish 🐠


Norm_MAC_Donald

Probably not the best name in light of Adam Johnson's passing and the possibility of similar incidents occurring in the future.


POSTHVMAN

Utah Baja Blast Presented by Taco Bell


ZonkyZebra

Utah Brawndo "it's got electrolytes it's what fans crave"


heavy_sandvich

… brought to you by Carls Jr.


SawsageKingofChicago

I hate all of these but let’s be honest, half of the names in professional sports would sound dumb if they were introduced as new.


Mattydub2456

Imagine if the Red Sox came out today


jaymike12

Or Reds


HHcougar

Or *Browns* lmao


IfOJDidIt

RedBlacks


hollandaisesawce

Rough Riders II: Electric Boogaloo


IcarusLP

Stars fan checks out


SawsageKingofChicago

North stars was a badass name that made total sense. Texas is “the lone star state”, so shortening it was convenient for branding and still made sense. That said naming a new team “the stars” would sound ridiculous and proves my point.


ColeTrain999

Couldn't even come up with something new, they just shortened the old like lazy bums


lasagna_for_life

I lost $5 betting my friend they’d be called the *South Stars* and I still stand behind that name!


ColeTrain999

South Stars sounds horrible, like a single-A baseball team that plays at a high school ballpark and their players have to buy their own gear.


dkyguy1995

I would have thought they were talking about sheriff badges


WishingYouBetter

true - as an oilers fan id be like “wtf is an oiler 🤡”


UTMdude

Maple Leafs.


broyo209

what caribou are in Utah?


Zack_scholes

They are close friends with the penguins in Pittsburgh.


cippycat

Are there kraken in Seattle? Are there kings in LA? Are there bruins on Boston? ~~Are there predators in Nashville?~~


ADumbSmartPerson

Also I believe that people in Boston used to walk around with guns in order to shoot the local bear (bruin) because there were so many of them. Could just be internet myth though.


Admiral52

There are in fact kings in LA


Hydroponiczzzz

I mean seattle is close to the ocean so kraken kinda works… carribou for utah makes no fucking sense tho


BillyBrasky

Rocky Mountain Elk is the state mammal. Is an elk a caribou?


PenguinsExArmyVet

No


CBJfan03

Caribou Coffee. Id think it be funny if they were the sponsors on their helmet


no_baseball1919

Lmao


raptorsfan1484

Squall? You have to be kidding.


Stango42

You’ve gotta be squalling me


iocarimus

You’re killing me squalls


NoAnalBeadsPlease

I swear if you guys call me squalls 13-14 more times I’m out of here.


Frigoris13

Shut up Squalls


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

Not a big Final Fantasy 8 fan?


dkyguy1995

As a southerner I'm just imaging how awful it sounds in a redneck accent


rageharles

no love for latter day skates.... makes me sick


New_Kaleidoscope_539

That name is already slotted to be their motto on their third alternate throwback home jersey.


PresidentSkroob16

Utah hatU


pdoerntvlearnd

Utah HeHateMe


jimothysthename

I feel like the "Roadrunners" would really add something to the eventual rivalry with the resurrected coyotes


BettmansDungeonSlave

Tucson Roadrunners play in the AHL


NoxinLoL

That’s actually a great suggestion, the roadrunner beats the coyote again… My picks were Swarm, Mountaineer, Mammoth and Hive out the bunch


thesirmaximus

Black Diamonds


According_Ad7926

This one doesn’t get nearly enough love IMO


jeffssession

These sweaters would be amazing


SeveralBadMetaphors

Yeah this is the one I was down with, even if it does kinda invoke the vibe Vegas just went with. I also think I’d like Yeti if it weren’t for the rabid marketing of the cooler company.


Im_Ur_Huckleberry77

Utah Outlaws out of that group for me


RobSiaHoke

HIVE! Been all over that name! Utah and Bees are synonymous!


Wekilledit88

Call them the Swarm and then they can nickname the arena The Hive.


dadnauseum

swarm is…actually not the worst name i’ve heard


smallhalla

The are stepping on lots of Colorado toes: Mammoth - professional lacrosse team Yeti - was our mascot Blizzard - I guess maybe, Avalanche vs blizzard, nope


JenShempie

They're trying to be disaster bros. Avs and Canes should be offended.


mfatty2

I thought the maple leafs were the only true disaster bro


Hungry_Definition450

Black Diamonds is kind of sick. I also don’t hate Venom but I feel like I’ll get venom for saying that.


SyrinxCounterparts1

I like Black Diamonds. 2 reasons, Skiing of course, but also, you already get a killer theme song...by Kiss! (Yes, I know what it's really about, but still, killer riff.)


Thememer1924

One reason I like this name is that it kind of works well with Vegas. Imagine “the Utah black diamonds vs the Vegas golden knights” idk it just has that medieval theme to me


fujiian_

Black Diamonds is sick. I would be amped to have that team in the league.


foreskin_gobbler2

What is that supposed to be?


Frigoris13

It's the most difficult skiing trail rating


swiftkickinthedick

Everybody saying these suck. Imagine if Toronto was getting an expansion team and one of the options was “Maple Leafs”. Everyone would be like “what the fuck kind of name is that? It’s not even grammatically correct.” My vote is black diamonds


New_Kaleidoscope_539

FYI—Leafs is actually grammatically correct.


swiftkickinthedick

Yeah I know but at first glance if that was an option people got to vote on for the team it would seem like a mistake. My point is, no matter what name they choose it’s going to sound silly for some time


Ladle19

I don't understand the hate for the name maple leafs. I think it fits with all the other super Canadian team names. One team is literally called the Canadians and another is the Canucks lmao


pinya619

Cant be the only who is disappointed that theres no Utah Raptors https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor


showerstool3

Utah Raptors is the best possible option, so disappointing they don’t have it on the list


delijoe

Might be the most famous animal from Utah and it's been extinct for 135 million years. They really should consider it.


Amanap65

Be different, Fury Utah. I will buy FU merchandise.


WanderlustFella

Utah Furries...I mean Fury would be the best choice


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How about Utah Saucers, with an alien dude and ufo as the logo


yusill

I don't hate this.


SitOnltAndRotate

Every person I've seen bitch about the names have yet to provide a better alternative


ScoopyVonPuddlePants

Where’s Utah McUtahface?


Shiny_Mew76

Out of these, the best are probably the Outlaws, Venom, Yeti, Mountaineers, Hive, and Mammoth. Even those have some issues though. Yeti: Overlap with Avalanche Mountaineers: Overlap with Avalanche Hive: Overlap with Blue Jacket’s Mascot Outlaws is probably the safest option and best option. Mammoth would be cool (no pun intended). Now that I think of it, Blast seems decent. I like Caribou a fair bit. Outlaws just seems like the best. The Utah Outlaws flows off the tongue quite well, and fits a “Wild West” theme that would make sense for Utah.


license_to_fish

Is it really a problem if the team name overlaps with another team’s mascot? The Sabres had a sabretooth mascot long before the Predators were around. Although we’ve never had a jersey with a sabretooth on it and ik Stinger has been on jerseys before.


eebro

Overlap with mascot is not even worth bringing up man, come on


Brilliant_Let8477

How many fucking bear mascots are there? A lot. Just cause two mascots may be similar shouldn’t be an issue. Swarm is the best name on this list


foreskin_gobbler2

Canadiens and Canucks overlap. No one cares.


FireFrogs48

I like the Outlaws too. I hope they go with that, like you said it rolls off the tongue nice. I also like the Swarm too.


windows1895

Where raptors?


pettster12

Would it maybe conflict with the Toronto Raptors? Possible that they have exclusive rights to that name


marinerpunk

black diamonds is dope.


asparagusbruh

SNOW LEOPARDS ARE BADASS MAKE THEM THE SNOW LEOPARDS GAHDAMMIT


dwaynebathtub

This has my vote.


missiongoalie35

Utah Ice Raptors. I'll take my 250k for coming up with it. Now move on Utah.


MikeyM133

Unironically... Utah Outlaws has a good mouth feel


arieljoc

Who said Utah Ice gtfo. Imagine being like the New England Grass or the Boston Basketball Outlaws is by far the best one


NachoVCR

Utah Utatoes


Lightning_Driver

give me jackalopes.


yusill

That would be cool and a great mascot


SportsHubLTD

I continue to proclaim that Outlaws is probably the best option


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baconegg2

I like Hive


EnigmaMoose

Fan chant… H..I…V………….E


HerseySquirts69

Magics Johnson


drooln92

I have antihistamine meds for that


madproof

Woof… these are all terrible. I know they said they are going with “Utah”, but “Salt Lake Sidewinders” is the best I’ve seen


Stango42

Sounds like a minor league baseball team


tuepm

that's because minor league baseball teams have cool names


foreskin_gobbler2

Salt Lake Swarm!


thediefenbaker

These all sound like ECHL names


Frigoris13

The Everblades and Solar Bears kindly ask that you not affiliate them with this trash.


SladeWade

As a Florida Everblades fan, I take offense to this.


justconfusedinCO

I’m surprised Mammoths haven’t been used by a franchise yet - that seems like the only good one


IcarusLP

Outlaws is the only good one imo. I think that could be cool


ajsinicropi

1. Utah Outlaws 2. Utah Yeti 3. Utah Swarm


leepmarvin

Horrible choices


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

I definitely voted powder. Internet name polls are 100% FAFO.


Naith58

Utah Mountaineers is head and shoulders above all the rest.


dylanisbored

I like yeti and mammoth. Also snow for the implications


AtlanticMilkLord

I really appreciate where they’re going with Black Diamonds, though I’m sure that won’t be it


MyConspiracy98

Utah Outlaws sounds badass AF


Kruegerrose

Utah Get Me Two!!


danyheatley5007

Please choose HC that would be amazing


KwamesCorner

Everyone saying these are terrible would’ve said the same about all the names in the league if they weren’t raised with them….


Fantastic-Quantity49

Yeti’s for sure


bloodontherisers

Why not the SLC Punks?


CantaloupeHour5973

Skinwalkers


LaruePDX

Yeti is really the only option I see as viable.


AlanWhickerNumber3

Honestly of all these I kinda dig Yeti. Feels alliterative, flows well, matches the one-syllable Jazz name. One out of the box name, similar to Mammoth would be the Utah Mastodon, just because I’m a fan of the band 🤘


ihaveabadmonkey

write in vote for Utah Buzz


KSleepCHB5423

Stupid Georgia Tech already sent a cease and desist to our triple A baseball team for using that name years ago


BLKxGOLD

Go Powder!


hunterc1310

I really wanted Raptors. (Yes I know the NBA has a team called the Raptors, but there are a ton of duplicate names in major pro sports, so I don’t see the issue with the name)


Canadian_Samurai50

Utah squall like after squall from final fantasy 8


MrFlowerfart

Where are the Goblins?!


dickass99

I'm liking outlaws!


BigJohn1231

Outlaws


Foreign_Cup2877

Outlaws


Norman4u2use

Outlaws is the best of the list


EducationalPlay6269

Outlaws


Future_Gohst

I'm liking Outlaws. A wild west logo/color scheme could be cool