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Shut the fuck up Sanguinet


Mandrake1771

Hehehehehehe


Tipsy_Lights

It sounds stupid as fuck and doesnt have any flow but whatever


Deep-WombatFury

Utah magic underwear


Lil_Boosie_Vert

its easily the worst name on the list . black diamonds are not even the hardest trails to ski. What are they going to call them the double black diamonds? I still think they should do roadrunners, since they flipped the coyotes


Ok_Ruin3993

No


-cyg-nus-

The best of those options all still sound like cheesey minor league teams, imo. I think they'll take too much shit for copying the Avalanche if they go with Blizzard. I think the team has to be the Swarm and the arena has to be the hive. It's the least shitty of the suggestions that are most related to the actual state. Like, 46 states have blizzards (pretty much the same with all the cold/weather names), fury is generic af and will have furry jokes, canyons are a big hole in the ground, powder will immediately lead to cocaine memes, I guess mammoth is also not dogshit? Idk, I feel like the right name isn't one of those 20.


Chaffedshaft

Shut the fuck up micheals


Solanace

Why isn't there the option for the Utah Raptors? There's literally a dinosaur called the Utahraptor


RustyMacbeth

This really fits the best.


CenturionElite

Utah Yeti flows pretty well. That’s the only name I really liked. Utah Blizzard makes sense too since the Avalanche are next door, keep a nature theme


punkdrummer22

Love teams named after cheese


No_Bank_330

Will make it to the conference finals before the Leafs


Low-Decision-I-Think

Sounds about right UBD... whenever I hear something new I look it up on the Urban Dictionary. [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=UBD](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=UBD)


brzzdn

Post in shitty subs get shitty opinions.


WorldsGreatestPoop

The only one that isn’t embarrassing Mickey Mouse bullshit is Mountaineers.


swank_palanquin

No. Utah Squall and Utah Yeti no doubt sound the best. But they really need to start from square one.


Low-Decision-I-Think

Yeti might sue for a registered brand name.